r/AbsoluteUnits • u/CoughingCarpet • 7h ago

/r/all of a Sand Dune

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26.4k Upvotes

This is a video taken by Nicolas De La Torre, a sandboarding enthusiast filming his descent down the Toromata dune in Peru. Unfortunately we live in a world where true beauty, nature is now convoluted by AI and AI sentiments, but this is in fact, not AI lol

1.3k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DarthiusFatticus • 3h ago

of a vase

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2.4k Upvotes

352 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • 4h ago

of a Thai albino buffalo

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1.1k Upvotes

68 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/The-Almighty-Enby • 2h ago

of a moth. Endoxyla Cinereus.

366 Upvotes

43 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Jaded_Marionberry500 • 5h ago

of yatch

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247 Upvotes

77 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ill_Impact6838 • 1d ago

/r/all, /r/popular of a volleyball player ( Anna Smrek)

45.5k Upvotes

2.2k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Key-Replacement-6214 • 19h ago

of a horse, look at that massive tank!

1.9k Upvotes

34 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Blond3Neet • 1d ago

of the definition of an absolute unit

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7.8k Upvotes

684 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/InterviewGlum9263 • 3h ago

of a revolver

62 Upvotes

A member of a gang nicknamed "Hellboy" was arrested in the Brazilian state of Rio Grande do Norte, along with his revolver, which fires 12-gauge cartridges.

The member in question garnered his nickname as a result of his firearm, a homemade revolver with 12 gauge shotgun shells for ammunition, which bares a striking resemblance to the signature weapon (known as The Good Samaritan) famously used by comic book character Hellboy, created by Mike Mignola.

23 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Timmy24000 • 1d ago

/r/all of the 1999 Mr Olympia contestants

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10.0k Upvotes

688 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Normal_Mushroom609 • 15h ago

of a porcino

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419 Upvotes

What a beast.

50 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheMarkola • 15h ago

of a door

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394 Upvotes

43 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • 57m ago

of a gardener bull

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• Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 7h ago

of a group of caterpillars

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58 Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/PopularRoach • 10h ago

of a stray dog in India

90 Upvotes

Passed away a few days ago from old age & hormonal issues :(

Was much loved and cared for by the indie volunteer orgs.

17 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Miserable-Ad-8414 • 23h ago

of a cat

823 Upvotes

48 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BouH__67 • 6h ago

of a gun

32 Upvotes

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/No-Perspective-1061 • 2h ago

of a Black Berry

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14 Upvotes

Costco giving out chonky BlackBerrys!

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Designer-Judgment178 • 4h ago

of bee sting

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11 Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Portgust • 9h ago

of a tapioca. (Spoon for scale)

20 Upvotes

It weight like 2-3kg and is like 50cm long head to toe. Also it kinda looks like a baby.

15 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 7h ago

of a self propelled metal baler and shear

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14 Upvotes

Credit to lefort.metal.recycling

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Old_School_Magnate • 19h ago

of an amphibian

108 Upvotes

This is a Chinese Giant Salamander

14 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ezekielsaurus • 1d ago

of a lobster claw

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2.4k Upvotes

92 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Alarmed-Poet-9118 • 1d ago

of a 6'8 volleyball player

434 Upvotes

49 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/eathekids • 19h ago

of a name 🍆🫣

69 Upvotes

Well well got some hardcore marketing going on. Made in UK

17 comments

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