r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 18h ago

Meme needing explanation Explain pls

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

2.9k Upvotes

109 comments sorted by

•

u/qualityvote2 18h ago edited 3h ago

Remember when r/PeterExplainsTheJoke wasn’t a meme? Pepperidge Farm remembers…

Does this post belong in our subreddit?

If so, please upvote this comment!

Otherwise, downvote this comment!

Then maybe you go out and buy yourself some of those distinctive Milano cookies.


(Vote is ending in approximately 5 hour)

1.4k

u/Bumble_Gween 18h ago

Suicide is probably the answer I'm guessing.

476

u/Version_Two 17h ago

Quotes from someone's first and last day working at the hotline

46

u/gottabreakittofixit 15h ago

Woke my dog up laughing

20

u/Chiron-Femboy3674 18h ago

Why do you say that? Is this a joke or what?

127

u/SiriHowDoIAdult 17h ago

Its sort of an anti joke. Gotta drop what youre doing and bolt before they attempt. The late night revelation from the HB that he's gotta tell his friends he loves them in the most home boy way possible before he leaves this earthly realm

23

u/Real_Life_Sushiroll 15h ago

What does HB mean?

40

u/flupper2 15h ago

Home boy I think

10

u/Real_Life_Sushiroll 15h ago

Thank you :)

25

u/thermjuice 15h ago

Huge Boner

10

u/aussiemicksta 13h ago

Great, now I have one.

3

u/PlantationMint 13h ago

Hugh Mungus?

1

u/thermjuice 13h ago

Humogus

0

u/Risk_Proper 5h ago

Humonculus

6

u/tijolus523 11h ago

You know, I'm for once glad that redditors are confused and have never had this experience. Shit's crazy

43

u/Bumble_Gween 18h ago

Idk if it's a joke but that's what I got out of the context of the "meme"

12

u/human-in-a-can 16h ago

It's a lot easier for males to open up about their feelings and say personal things when they're on the way out.

-3

u/Chiron-Femboy3674 16h ago

But I am different

13

u/kbuck30 16h ago

Good for you! You get a gold star!

2

u/Harbinger_Pulsar 10h ago

You never get the joke.

-1

u/[deleted] 10h ago

[deleted]

2

u/Harbinger_Pulsar 10h ago

You get whooshed a lot.

7

u/Apprehensive_Ad3731 14h ago

It’s pretty standard for people who have friends that fit a suicidal stereotype I guess (man it’s fucked there’s so many suicidal people out there that there are stereotypes).

I’ve had these late night texts from mates who have never said a kind thing (I grew up in the ghetto we are raised to believe that kindness is weakness) and they are finally opening up before a suicide attempt or some sort of mental break down. It is rarely good news. Often involves large amounts of drugs.

This is how a lot of the guys react. If you’re in to music I would recommend a song called Bourbon and Coke by Homebrew. Kinda addresses the subject, always reminds me of my bro’s and makes me grateful for the times when we made it through. Suicide by Ren is more well known and a great song. There’s a lot of people out there dealing with these situations.

9

u/Gregory_Appleseed 11h ago

in 2003 i got a similar message on my answering machine that was drowned out by several spam messages. I wish i could have saved the tape, but it was over recorded by my parent's work call messages and random scammers calling us. I attended his funeral several days later, to only listen to the priest condemning him to hell for his act. So Much Love.

2

u/MBRLynnn 9h ago

What the shit, isn’t Christianity supposed to be about forgiveness and shit‽

1

u/templar54 8h ago

Suicide is considered a sin in Christianity. Very much blame the victim mentality.

1

u/prodam_garash 5h ago

Nah religions dont like when you kill himself if its dont benefit them

6

u/Massive-Woodpecker65 14h ago

Suicide is never the answer

13

u/theNorrah 13h ago

What killed hitler?

13

u/Available_Bag_3843 13h ago

Say what you will about Hitler, but you have to admit that, in the end, he was the guy that killed Hitler.

2

u/Skyl3rRL 6h ago

The more I learn about that guy, the more don't care for him.

3

u/Red_Bayanist 12h ago

Honestly I am really interested on what it would be like if Hitler could have had a trial. Everyone else at Nuremberg said they were following orders, it was Hitler idea, etc. Amazing how not a single one was proud, you would think if you kill so many people you would have believed. Cowards all of them, but I want to know who would Hitler blame? 

2

u/templar54 8h ago

Probably he would be raving madman, about his nonsense ideological ideas or would blame his subordinates twisting his words. It really depends why he killed himself, was it " my dream is gone and therefore there is not point to living" or "If they catch me alive it is not going to end well for me, therefore I will go out on my own terms.".

1

u/Red_Bayanist 7h ago

Yeah he may have been thinking one of those things when he killed himself. But yeah he was a drug addicted mad man… god knows what’s he was thinking 

2

u/tijolus523 11h ago

Hubris!

1

u/GorkyParkSculpture 13h ago

There are plenty of times that suicide is the answer.

1

u/thecreamfilling 9h ago

I got one of these 5 years ago, still hurts

1

u/ran_swonsan 8h ago

I thought they was gonna fuck

1

u/heytheretaylor 8h ago

It’s never the answer.

1

u/GreedRo 8h ago

Suicide is never the answer

0

u/H0-JU 15h ago

Or porn

410

u/Plus-Artichoke6608 18h ago

The joke is suicide, the HB says that before trying to attempt and you're running to save them

295

u/ZhugeTsuki 18h ago

Whats an HB?

295

u/howmanyowlsisweird 18h ago

Homeboy

130

u/danibellz 17h ago

This was the question I was hoping to see answered. Thank you

52

u/bigsege 17h ago

Thank you for this! I'm sitting here thinking "his bitch" "his babe" "hottie body". Hetero boyfriend was the closest I got.

36

u/Real_Life_Sushiroll 15h ago

I thought it was husband 😂

16

u/External_Mouse_5986 17h ago

I was trying to figure out what HB stood for but I definitely didnt come up with any of those clever assumptions. Did better than me.

5

u/Classic_Mechanic5495 17h ago

That’s the fun part of not being able to spell words! You can make acronyms that allow your readers to make the story your own. Very Tarantino of them to do this.

2

u/howmanyowlsisweird 16h ago

I was worried it wasn’t a compound noun when I wrote it out.

8

u/Lower-System-2560 15h ago

my dumbass thought it means husband

3

u/Surskit2907 15h ago

And here I was thinking about pencil

2

u/The_One_Koi 10h ago

Lmao hetero boyfriend

2

u/Beneficial_Plant_281 7h ago

I thought it's highschool buddy/bestie

1

u/[deleted] 16h ago

[deleted]

1

u/howmanyowlsisweird 15h ago

I don’t make the literary rules.

1

u/LimesKey 3h ago

Is that like homestyle fries?

13

u/hiphopanonymouslm 17h ago

I think it's like updog

9

u/crippledgiants 17h ago

What's that?

8

u/hiphopanonymouslm 17h ago

What's what?

8

u/Express-coal 17h ago

sigh what's updog?

14

u/InTheStuff 16h ago

Steve Jobs

2

u/roof_pizza_ 16h ago

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

8

u/Tranquil_Ram 15h ago

Ligma balls

6

u/hiphopanonymouslm 17h ago

Aha! Gotcha. . . .. I mean nothing what's up with you?

9

u/Enough-Impression-50 14h ago

A kind of pencil graphite

3

u/gibbon_dejarlais 14h ago

I went with half-brother because I'm an unreliable thinker.

4

u/shitgiacomo 13h ago

Type of pencil

112

u/Ijustlovevideogames 18h ago

Cleveland here.

People at their lowest point will sometimes text people who are important to them about how special they are to them before attempting to commit suicide.

Said people they text will then usually go above and beyond to prevent said suicide and it is illustrated here as superheroes going as fast as they possibly can to prevent it.

10

u/daniel_mbechoi 10h ago

Best answer.

8

u/ovelanimimerkki 13h ago

I didn't. He did this so many times I stopped taking it seriously. Turns out he was still serious about it. I also would not go through that stuff again.

11

u/evanthx 11h ago

Oh that’s hard. I’m sorry, that shouldn’t have been laid on you.

Sometimes all you can do is kick the can down the road, though.

1

u/Lance6006328 49m ago

Bless your heart hope you find peace and live a life he could be proud of you for

36

u/MrEvan312 17h ago

Cry for help, homeboy's at the end of his rope.

Try your best to check up on your buds, especially if you know they're struggling.

9

u/charliequine 17h ago

Now there's a choice of metaphor.

28

u/alertjohn117 17h ago

HB = homeboy. guy friends don't send sentimental bullshit like this to each other normally, so when it does happen its a huge red flag that the sender is about to commit suicide and needed the receiver to know that they made life bearable.

8

u/Hipertor 15h ago

This is the only complete and straight foward explanation in this post, how is it not more upvoted??

7

u/Leather-Boysenberry5 18h ago

The bro might be about do the unthinkable

3

u/Able-Jackfruit612 18h ago

A goodbye maasage und know?

3

u/Lazerbeams2 17h ago

Dude is either about to die or about to kill himself. Sending the message late at night ensures that the recipient isn't awake to respond. "I always thought of you as a brother" also very much sounds like a goodbye

3

u/CryptographerLost560 17h ago

It is a dark joke, but also very sweet. They are running to help.

5

u/EMC644 16h ago

Unexpectedly wholesome

2

u/owenxtreme2 17h ago

My best friend tried this exact thing. I saved his life that night he was going through a rough time he has since gotten therapy and doing much better

1

u/AutoModerator 18h ago

OP, so your post is not removed, please reply to this comment with your best guess of what this meme means! Everyone else, this is PETER explains the joke. Have fun and reply as your favorite fictional character for top level responses!

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

3

u/Creepy-Remove4136 18h ago

Assuming he’s drunk and loves me as his best friend, so is that why?

3

u/imlegos 18h ago

Suicide text.

1

u/evilbrain18 16h ago

Me thinking HB means Half-brother and the answer is P....

1

u/Mothebest_1 16h ago

I did this at 3am got a call right away

1

u/Master_Matoya 15h ago

The day the homie sends me a polite message and nothing homosexual, racist, or just straight up insulting/threatening eachother is the day we check up on him.

1

u/Rifken1 15h ago

Wif wand I were dating I believe when a friend of hers, that was having a rough time, sent a message about how she loved her and though of her as a sister. I put my fork down and said we have to go. We left the restaurant and went straight to her friend's house. She was in the garage with the windows down and the car running.

Friend is still with us almost twenty years later. You do run like hell when you get that message. Something just clicks to go check.

1

u/bidensleftkidney 14h ago

Yo these people are the reason food products have instructions and tide pods have do not eat stickers

1

u/Different_Pie_6531 14h ago

Someone I had a beef with randomly sent a "sorry for everything" on a random night.

I wish I had acted or called his friends to check up on him.

1

u/SnaxtheCapt 14h ago

I am depressed by the texts insinuation, but given hope by the content of the video :]

1

u/Visual-Way5432 12h ago

This is a MRW not POV

1

u/TheRandomShiba 7h ago

HB is about to kill himself. The friends ain't gonna let that happen, and they'll run like hell to do it.

1

u/Resident-Magician181 7h ago

Homeboy is probably gonna commit suicide and wants his friends to know how he thought of them before he can’t say it ever again.

1

u/gummibear13 5h ago

During the pandemic I got really drunk and was happily sending people on Discord messages about about how much they meant to me at 2am. I was just grateful for having a group of friends during lockdown. Imagine my surprise when I wake up to 50+ DMs from said people.

1

u/Lord_Leywin 4h ago

bro aint dippin without giving the five dollas he owe me

1

u/Waaaaaaaaaa-2 2h ago

a message I was too late to see. I'll never forgive the people that drove him to it

1

u/McGills-Pop 2h ago

I never got the text. Just the phone call after 4am after he was found by his little brother in the car. I wish he would've just texted.

1

u/nowsomeothernonsense 1h ago

I got one of these a couple years ago. A friend and member of my MMO guild messaged me on discord right as I was lying down to sleep with the "Hey man, thanks for running all those events for us, I had a good time at them." My blood pressure spiked, and I was already in the car getting ready to make the 4 hour drive to Chicago when I heard back from the others that he was just leaving the guild for a different one. (he came back a few months later, lol)

1

u/yahomeboy 4m ago

Dont worry guys I’m on my way, no brother left behind 😤❤️

0

u/Substantial_Smile185 17h ago

Means dudes about to taste test the mind blowing flavors at Smith & Wessom