r/PoursTea • u/saucey_dawg0023 Tea Party š • Aug 07 '26
Murdered By Words 𩸠Such an insult indeed
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u/0DayMaker Aug 07 '26
I feel like there's some group of people that REALLY want to sell me on Sydney Sweeney, and I just don't see any real appeal.
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u/IdentifiableBurden Aug 08 '26
That group starts with an M and ends with an AGA
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u/Fit-Historian-752 Aug 08 '26
They love her because they think she is a white supremacist like they are.
All because when she had a chance to stand up and say she WASN'T, she decided to cash the cheques and keep her mouth shut.
Big mistake.
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u/Deaffin Aug 08 '26
That is the correct response.
https://www.thestanduplawyer.com/make-the-sonofabitch-deny-it-the-rise-of-pig-fucker-politics/
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u/0DayMaker Aug 08 '26
I didn't know they were related
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u/that0neBl1p Aug 08 '26
Yeah she's a Republican and refused to explicitly speak out against white supremacy when the controversy about the disgusting American Eagle ad she was in blew up
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u/CelestialFury Aug 08 '26
The MAGAs didn't even like her until she did that ad and got exposed.
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u/BrickHuge3023 Aug 08 '26
Her publicists are hard at work apparently, been seeing her photo on here a lot lately.
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u/JaySayMayday Aug 08 '26
Weird enough it has had the opposite effect. I've only really seen her as a model. But there's people on Reddit that absolutely HATE this woman, and pushing her just seems to make them hate her even more.
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u/horatiobanz Aug 08 '26
No, there is a group that really really hates Sydney Sweeney and then another group that likes riling up that first group.
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u/T8ert0t Aug 08 '26
The Anna Kenderick of the 2020s.
I'm not into it. The effort is mid. Please, no thank you.
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u/FibreglassFlags Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26
Dude, Anna Kendrick was every late night talk show host's dream. You could just sit her down and there would practically be never even a second of dead air.
Sydney Sweeney? She might as well have played herself in White Lotus: a typecast "mean girl" actress with the personality of a flat tyre who couldn't even make a typecast role look or sound interesting.
Also, I don't get the "pretty" part of her marketing. Did someone steal my prescriptions and replace them with crazy pills? But that's just my opinion.
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u/Brvcx Aug 08 '26
I personally think she is pretty, but that's very much up for debate and still a personal taste nonetheless. There's no right or wrong there, just differences in opinion.
Meanwhile I've never heard or read anyone say Anna Kendrick isn't pretty.
Do note, not talking about personality or anything like that here, pure looks. Because I never heard or read anyone say Anna Kendrick isn't simply lovely in that regard either.
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u/kabeekibaki Aug 07 '26
Sweeney sells her used bath water
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u/k3n0b1 Aug 08 '26
Please name names for those of us that aren't subscribed.
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u/mikie_wop Aug 07 '26
No she is not .
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u/Shades_VHS Aug 08 '26
Is... is sydney a singer... or an actress? I hear about her all of the time but ive never seen her work anywhere.
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u/SonOfJokeExplainer Aug 08 '26
Sheās frequently type-casted as a dumb bitch with big boobs because of her acting talent.
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u/FeelGoodNotBad Aug 07 '26
Hahaha! Sydneyās dead fish eyes immediately disqualifies her.
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u/FlakyRazzmatazz5 Aug 07 '26
I always found Hunter the more attractive Euphoria blonde.
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u/ThePaganQueen Aug 08 '26
I read Hunter and as someone who never watched Euphoria, thought you were talking about Hunter Biden and 𤣠honestly I still think its a valid opinion. Like he's probably the less gross of the two when it comes to personal opinions/morals.
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u/MycologistPutrid7494 Aug 08 '26
That's it! I could not put my finger on what it was but something always looked off about her eyes to me. Dead fish eyes.
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u/Imasayitnow Aug 08 '26
I donāt get the attraction honestly. She would absolutely be the hottest girl Iād ever been with, but on āhot girl celeb of the weekā scale? She wouldnāt crack the top 10 of the versions Iāve seen in my forty some years. I mean, sheās definitely no Meg Ryan!
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u/sentimentaldiablo Aug 08 '26
hot, to me, at any level, requires warmth, empathy, genuine humor and open, accepting playfulness.
she has none of that, and it is what defined Marilyn
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u/LomentMomentum Aug 07 '26
Cāmon, you canāt expect MAGA to understand or care about nuance, or the truth.
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u/Aware-Sympathy-1180 Aug 07 '26
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u/keganb123 Aug 07 '26
Wtf is the context of this?
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u/democratic-terminid Aug 08 '26
They learned Trump wears diapers and instead of questioning his health and ability to govern they instead did whatever the fuck this is.
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u/BuddingBudON Aug 08 '26
Donald J Trump is incontinent due to decades of stimulant abuse and reportedly wears adult diapers 24/7. It's one of politics worst kept secrets. His odor is described as ketchup and sewage.
MAGA latched onto it because their golden calf can do no wrong, and the truly crazy ones even started wearing diapers on the outside of their clothes in solidarity. Same as the maxi pads on the ear for his supposed assassination attempt, and even crass examples of MAGA women with signs saying they want him to "grab 'em by the š ".
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u/keganb123 Aug 08 '26
"Ketchup and sewage" š¤®
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u/superspeck Aug 08 '26
Add the āeau de nursing homeā and I think that about wraps it up and drops it in the trash for me
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u/pebberphp Aug 08 '26
I also recall them holding ācups of semen for JD Vanceā in order to show their solidarity withā¦him being fertile, or something. Iāve heard about it multiple times, but I never bothered to look it up.
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u/RShini Aug 08 '26
there was that one press conference that was suddenly cut short that you could hear a sound that could only be him pooping his pants just before it cut.
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u/onyaasuminyasai Aug 08 '26
And at graham's funeral you can see the dude behind trump catch a whiff of freshly baked brownies too. His face is excellent
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u/onyaasuminyasai Aug 08 '26
Remember when they were carrying vials of JD Vance's "jizz"?
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u/Gromitlikescheese Aug 07 '26
I hope I get this right. In 1954, Ella Fitzgerald couldnāt get hired to perform at the Mocambo club because she was black but not as attractive as Dorothy Dandridge or Lena Horne. Marilyn offered a deal to the owner that she would sit up front every night with her celebrity friends. The opening night, Frank Sinatra and Judy Harland joined her. Please explain how Sydney Sweeney has ever done anything that momentous. Also I love Ella
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u/foreverandadayalone Aug 07 '26
Sweeney sold soap with her bathwater in it to incels. Basically the same thing!
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u/Krohnowitz Aug 07 '26
Sydney Sweeney is very mid idc what anyone else says.
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u/fidgetyamoeba Aug 08 '26
I don't feel this way about her but can hear Forte through this gif š¤£š¤£
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u/Witty-Care3940 Aug 08 '26
I don't get all the hype. Yes, she is conventionally attractive but that's about it. Conservatives really are a sad bunch. They'll trip over themselves to fawn over the cookie cutter "blonde bombshells".
Her stupid pandering to the mouth breathers makes her even less attractive.
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u/Waste-Mycologist1657 Aug 07 '26
She's got big tits and that's about it. From the neck up she's a 6/10
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u/butt_raid Aug 08 '26
I mean, surgeon did a good job..insane that just buying implants got her this far, craziest ROI investment I've seen
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u/TR_abc_246 Aug 07 '26
Oh No she isn't!! Come on already! Leave Marilyn alone for christ's sake!
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u/badneversad Aug 08 '26
Comparing Sydney Sweeney to Marilyn Monroe is like comparing a 5 year oldās macaroni art to the Sistine Chapel. Laughable. She has never done anything worth praising or celebrating.
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u/Switchmisty9 Aug 07 '26
I will never understand the effect that Sydney Sweeney has on mediocre white dudes.
Like there isnāt a single other set of tits, on earth
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u/addiktion Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26
Sweeney has that "girl you want bang in high school" look to her which attracts the goons. Monroe has that classy elegant beauty to her which is the one you would want to marry. Different strokes for different folks I guess.
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u/Mysterious-Kick9881 Aug 07 '26
Also, unlike Marilyn, she's not pretty. She does have big boobs tho
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u/scipio0421 Aug 07 '26
Marilyn could also act. Sydney cannot at all. Less personality in her roles than cardboard.
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u/Xigma_Xtoic Aug 07 '26
I think maybe they were focusing a little too much on their breasts when they came to this conclusion.
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u/Greedy_Inflation_697 Aug 07 '26
I think maybe that's one of the few meaningful characteristics in the comparisson.
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u/Obvious-Muffin2787 Aug 08 '26
There is no "this generation's Marilyn Monroe." That's not a thing.
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u/AwesomeMacCoolname Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26
It's been a thing since Monroe turned thirty. I believe Kim Novak (whose real name, funnily enough, is Marilyn) was the first to be labelled "this generation's Marilyn Monroe."
Edit: Lots of other actresses since then, like Ann-Margret, Raquel Welch, Farrah Fawcett, Kim Basinger, Ellen Barkin, Jessica Lange, Sharon Stone.
Edit II:and I think Marilyn herself was for a time "the next Betty Grable"
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u/berrymuch2 Aug 07 '26
Not even close! She doesnāt even have the star power or the Hollywood bling!
What movie is she in? None! I think Zendaya is a closer match in terms of Hollywood star bling power.
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u/earlymorningtoker Aug 08 '26
Zendaya has more talent in her pinky toe than Sydney Sweeney has in her entire body
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u/StrangeRaven12 Aug 08 '26
Nope. Marilyn was a one of a kind. Intelligent, progressive, daring, and with strong sense of style in addition to being drop dead gorgeous. Sydney is nowhere near being as iconic as Marilyn.
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u/Alive_Stranger_5680 Aug 07 '26
No f******* way. She is nowhere near the aura and charisma of Marilyn.
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u/Old_Part_9619 Aug 07 '26
Marilyn was a beautiful human being...Sydney is just an ding dong with somewhat decent looks.
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u/Personal_Eye8930 Aug 07 '26
Marilyn Monroe was beautiful and a talented comedienne; Sweeney's only assets are her big boobs.
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u/Ac1dshadow Aug 07 '26
Marilyn could also fix a car better than most men around my age so.....
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u/Southpolarman Aug 08 '26
Sydney sweeney is blonde and an actress, thats about where the similarities end.
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u/SScatnip7474 Aug 08 '26
The one on the left has a huge rack. The other is a legend that deserves respect.
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u/wanderButNotLost2 Aug 07 '26
Sydney has fought to keep her nudes in a tv show, talked about eugenics and helped nobody. Truly the temu Monroe
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u/Get_it_yourself Aug 07 '26
Sophia is 100% correct. What happened to letting people be who they are after all? It's the stupid marketing people who have to make someone the next such-and-such to try to sell you something. We are smarter than this. Do better.
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u/alacberriesnet Aug 07 '26
Remember how Bruno Mars was supposed to be the Micheal Jackson of this generation too?
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u/Training_Ad_9222 Aug 07 '26
There are not enough words to express how far off the mark this is. A insult is an understatement
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u/Excellent_Spend_2024 Aug 07 '26
Aside from her willingness to show her bug chest, SS is cute but not jaw dropping. I simple don't get why people think she's so beautiful. I know imnild and ragged, but seriously she's not all that.
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u/Dogger27 Aug 08 '26
āEven investigated for communismā should never be considered a compliment.
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u/atothez Aug 08 '26
Maybe they're saying that this generation is embarrassing. /s
Obviously over-simplistic, but I'm sure they were just talking about superficial sex appeal, since that's all her fans seem to care about.
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u/No_Rice9792 š©·ššš«š§ Aug 08 '26
Sweeny is a butter face. She's all tits, nothing else.
Marilyn was everything, and a great person too.
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u/Express-Shoulder6174 Aug 08 '26
This website is hilarious. I remember back in the day when young women were getting Marlyn Monroe tattoos this website would talk about all her faults, how she wasnāt a good person, not a role model, Ā and how cringe that āyou donāt deserve meā¦ā quote was.Ā
Now itās all glazing because this website hates someone else nowĀ
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u/jrzalman Aug 08 '26
She's more in the Anna Nicole Smith-Pamela Anderson range. And apologize to both Smith (RIP) and Anderson for the comparison.
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u/spacemantodd Aug 08 '26
Sweeney looks like the sloth from Ice Age, the comparison Monroe is beyond insulting
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u/VilaWolf Aug 08 '26
What makes this worse is the people trying to invent a genetic relation to Monroe.
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u/thatryguy2009 Aug 08 '26
Sorry but thereās no comparison between the two. Marilyn Monroe was and will always be an icon.
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u/kokoro_37 Aug 08 '26
Wishful thinking baby, but actually it's not even close, sorry. It takes a lot more than big tits to be truly sexy.
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u/bowarrow99 Aug 08 '26
LOL. Iām sure sheās grateful for her boobs because her face is busted
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u/ElkDue4803 Aug 08 '26
Well tbf Sydney Sweeney said she was not a racist after leaning into the MAGA cult for like half a year and after she realized she isnt gonna profit from it. Imo thats worth almost the same
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u/Pixel91 Aug 08 '26
More importantly than the points made in the post, Marilyn Monroe actually had notable talent to back up her activism.
Sweeney has neither talent nor an actual personality (at least none she shows.)
But she does have a great big chest she isn't afraid to show, so that makes her the second coming to culture war chuds.
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u/SassySally420 Aug 07 '26
Not even close.