r/PoursTea • • 10d ago

Spotlight On Media Outlets Warriors???! They're YouTubers.

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u/Bmo2021 10d ago

America is literally a game show at this point and season 2 is freaking terrible.

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u/Glittering_Yak8672 10d ago edited 10d ago

Season 1 was REALLY bad also, yet somehow we renewed for a second. Oh, gotta go really soon, shouldn't have drank that litre of Brawndo.

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u/fiesew 10d ago

Who authorized the budget for season 2 for this shitshow?

Is there any budget left for a sequel to Idiocracy?

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0MYSGLvVirV2HOMM

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u/Miserable_Pin2518 The Timeline Sucks 10d ago

Idiocracy was too good for us. When faced with a provlem, Camacho goes and finds the smartest guy in the world and offers him a presidential pardon to fix the crops. Trump would never.

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u/Idaho-Earthquake 10d ago

That’s what people keep forgetting; President Camacho actually cared.

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u/Party-Evening3273 10d ago

MAGA “WARRIORS” = CLOWNS

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u/Tater_Mater 10d ago

Linda McMahon authorized the budget.

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u/Alladas 10d ago

This is both .. it got the funding for both because it is both.

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u/dont-fear-thereefer 10d ago

Brought to you by Carls Jr.

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u/BMXRCLoser 10d ago

Welcome to Costco…

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u/Miserable_Pin2518 The Timeline Sucks 10d ago

I love you

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u/Old_Win8422 10d ago

“Kinda hard to feel a lot of sympathy for them. They ordered the turd soup and then said, 'Waiter, there's turds in my soup.' Then they came back four years later and asked, 'Y'all still have that turd soup?'” Colbert

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u/Desperate_Jicama219 10d ago

Idiocracy

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u/vonKrieg88 10d ago

The president in Idiocracy was a good guy.

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u/SadWorld1397 10d ago

.....yeah, everyone must be shitting themselves.

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u/Miserable_Pin2518 The Timeline Sucks 10d ago

That part. Being stupid wasnt Camachos fault, he still wanted what was best, knew what the problems were, and actively sought ways to fix them.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 10d ago

Turns out it is a prediction and a documentary

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u/Tamil_C 10d ago

The Great America now a Country of pity and Playhouse for those in power. Shame on those meant to uphold all. Shame on us that supports evil, shame those scheming off from the situation we face, making it all worse Shame!!

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u/Extreme-Island-5041 10d ago

We are not a serious country. The problem is that we are not a serious country with a lot of conventional firepower and also nukes

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u/Vyntarus 10d ago

That are in the hands of a sundowning rapist narcissist and a rapist narcissist alcoholic.

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u/Cute_Cress377 10d ago

Can't wait for the season finale.

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u/GanjasTriforce 10d ago

I'm dying to know what the dumbfucks in the military who voted for this think

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u/I_Stay_Home 10d ago

"I hope I'm not cannon fodder in Iran" is what they're thinking.

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u/GanjasTriforce 10d ago

SelfReflection.exe not found 😔

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u/Advanced_Coyote3797 10d ago

Didn't vote for this but am in the service (joined during Obama admin). This is scary and stupid and an absolute joke

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u/notJustaFart 9d ago

All of them.

They didn't join the military because they were at the top of their class or had some rich uncle waving a job in their face.

They were useless dumbfucks. They didn't know it then, they probably don't know it know, but they're seriously stupid. If being brought up in a useless household with blind obligation to a fat child in a diaper could be classified as a mental illness we'd call them retarded.

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u/PrestigiousFly844 10d ago

“THE Logan Paul from the NFT rugpull scams?! It’s an honor to meet you sir!” 🫡🫡🫡🫡

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u/Nina-Ninja123 10d ago

“The one that paid an retired boxer who is twice his age to hold back in a boxing match so you can seem tough?”

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u/Shenloanne 10d ago

Then he got his absolute malt knocked in by Joshua.

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u/pickus_dickus 10d ago

America has become the dumbest nation in the world.

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u/jaconlon83 10d ago

Has become?

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u/Altruistic_Tie_7850 10d ago

Is proving beyond a shadow of a doubt, to be

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u/CatCafffffe 10d ago

Pete Hegseth is so lightweight I'm surprised he and his makeup studio don't just float away

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u/Lysergial 10d ago

Any raggedy marine kid could beat him after a single MCMAP session

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u/CatCafffffe 10d ago

A 70 year old woman could beat him.

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u/SuddenAudience8758 10d ago

What a desperate administration

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u/VanGoghInTrainers 10d ago

More podcasters? Come on man. Walmart has higher standards.

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u/Not_Sure__Camacho 10d ago

Kegsbreath looks like an idiot trying to come across as masculine.  

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u/KactusVAXT 10d ago

He looks like he was bullied his entire life

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u/WelvenTheMediocre 10d ago

I find it as ridiculous as you.

But read again: they are MEETING with our warriors

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u/SmokeAbeer 10d ago

No disrespect to the troops. But someone allowed this to happen.

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u/Cool-Story-Broh 10d ago

Hate all of this, but yeah, definitely gotta read it. The YouTubers aren't being called warriors.

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u/JohnBidwellsGhost 10d ago

This happened?

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u/envybelmont 10d ago

I had the same reaction. I thought it was an SNL skit from the still image I saw.

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u/QuietRiot5150 10d ago

Unfortunately, Yes 😞

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u/BackendSpecialist 10d ago

MAGA and anti-DEI were the worst of a pro-white movement that could happen. And there’s nothing anyone could say to make me believe differently.

It’s not even just about white people getting undeserved favors. They’re choosing the WORST fucking white people that exist.

What an embarrassing ass moment in history.

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u/Life_behind_da_stick 10d ago

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u/Peppercorn911 10d ago

joshua edwards is all i think of when i hear about these dudes

that lil smile of his :)

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u/Snitter_815 10d ago

So who are these 2 twats?

Never heard of them but they must be twats since they were invited to go to the Pentagon to polish the knobs ... umm, I mean ... meet with some "important" people.

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u/Stock-Side-6767 10d ago

Youtubers and scammers.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 10d ago

Birds of a feather

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u/Guilty-Cow4325 10d ago

Logan is a youtuber turned scammer turned pro wrestler turned continuous scammer and overall shitbag.

Jake Paul is a youtuber turned scammer turned pro boxer turned continuous scammer and overall shitbag who also ruined Boxing, a sport that was already pretty much ruined.

They are awful people. Logan is banned from Japan, for example.

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u/zonecoldsober 10d ago

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u/Designer_Piccolo_818 10d ago

Whay really annoys me about these posts, is that i have seen repeated pictures of them on the stage, but none of the people they are talking at. Mostly because i can't help hoping it's a room full of soldiers going " what the heck?'

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u/GuybrushThreepwo0d 10d ago

One video I saw showed them all listening quite eagerly. Granted it was a small room so not that many people 

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u/ngatiboi 10d ago

A comment left on the official “Department of War” FB page that posted a bunch of photos of them there addressing service people from the podium & posing for pics with Hegseth.

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u/KindCraft4676 10d ago

What a clown show.

Pete Kegsbreath is turning the US military into a circus.

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u/VinCubed 10d ago

Are we giving douchebag lessons to our 'warriors'?

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u/Reference_account2 10d ago

At first, I thought this was an SNL cold open.

Then I read the article, and to my horror realized that this was real.

We really do live in the age of idiocracy

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u/GIT_45 10d ago

Asshats to asshat administration

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u/Veritas0221 10d ago

What happened to the days when someone wore a tan suit to white house and that was a disgrace to the white house

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u/BloodFartz69 10d ago

How fucking disrespectful.

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u/ZealousidealAntelope 10d ago

It will take decades to repair the damage Hegseth is doing to our military.

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u/18ekko 10d ago

Hegseth: "as part of our continuing series of 'I'm not the biggest douche you've ever seen in the Pentagon', I am proud to introduce to you, Jake and Logan Paul!!!"

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u/Kichenlimeaid 10d ago

Someone came for Hulk

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u/Psychological-Wing89 10d ago

America’s Military is #Prime

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u/raoulduke666 10d ago

Scamming YouTuber’s too

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u/InternationalDesk578 10d ago

If people haven’t figured it out yet the only thing this administration is good at is distracting. This is a distraction ploy from all the real corruption ensuing. This is a distraction from the Epstein files legal battles both foreign and domestic, a distraction from the unlawful warrr and Russian oligarchs funding the presidents sons wedding plus fishnets corruption from Albanian islands to his plot with eau & Saudi MBS & MBZ.

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u/Open_Boysenberry_363 10d ago

It’s the greatest amount of corruption and scamming that this country and possibly the world will ever see inside of 4 years

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u/Fit_Significance8598 10d ago

There's this book "Fantasyland" from 2017.

"Fantasyland is organized into six sections, detailing the spread of magical thinking throughout the country's history to illustrate how the state of the nation today is an extension of fundamental American characteristic."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantasyland:_How_America_Went_Haywire

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u/FrustratedHumor 10d ago

Embarrassing. Sorry America but this shit is getting beyond a joke now I feel for you

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u/Raven586 10d ago

Imagine this being the last step the Armed Forces put you through before getting you ready to go to war. Warriors indeed!!

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u/No-Maintenance803 10d ago

Being a warrior isn’t even close to being a bootlicking protector of pedophiles lol

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u/ScrappyCoco0311 10d ago

Insulting.. that what it is.

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u/Reyloai4 10d ago

I hate this timeline: It seems we have the four horsemen, along with a jester/fool.

The orange demon is the white horse

RFK Jr. is the Black Horse

Hegseth is the Red Horse

Steven Miller is the Pale Horse

Logan Paul is the jester/fool

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u/NukeouT 10d ago

Is that the one whos had his jaw broken by a professional boxer or the other one running crypto shitcoin scams

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u/Adventurous_Custard8 10d ago

It’s a bottomless tap of Kegsbreath.

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u/TipAppropriate1384 10d ago

billionaires telling folks that they have to kill and die for them.

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u/BlackberryShoddy7889 10d ago

Couldn’t agree with you more and yet somehow Trump believes US is at a peak respect in the world. Who’s providing this feedback to him ? This administration is beyond dangerously pathetic.

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u/Switchmisty9 10d ago

“Alright guys, today I’m gonna show you how to suck a dick, with your jaw wired shut” - Jake Paul

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u/Beaufighter-MkX 10d ago

Fake warriors at the Department of Failed War, checks out

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u/CoolJetta3 10d ago

Spicoli ass MF

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u/PoshGoth_ 10d ago

Are they replacing the word Soldiers with Warriors because..... Manly??

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u/RandomExcess 10d ago

A USO show

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u/haligurl_1983 10d ago

The second hand embarrassment I feel for Americans... this stuff is actually so hard to watch it feels like a bad joke. What a mess.

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u/kensmusings 10d ago

Trump and kegbreath are doing more to bring about the movie Idioacracy to reality than the writers of the movie.

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u/mblkmnsa 10d ago

No one at the Pentagon wants to meet them. Next administration needs to bring through Anthony Joshua. Many loved what he did to end the nonsense.

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u/Aromatic-Usual7204 10d ago

Idiocracy by director Paul Verhoeven.

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u/buffalofoodslut 10d ago

our government is fully LARPing

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u/CarImportant4846 10d ago

Hegseth is an incompetent little man.

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u/barringtonmacgregor 10d ago

We really are in the dumbest timeline.

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u/Physical_Progress105 10d ago

Why. I do not understand the thought process for this? Do career soldiers think these two people can help them?

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u/YCMTSUNOW 10d ago

The only clowns who will speak on the Presidents behalf. They’ve stained every one of their accomplishments. MAGA boys.

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u/QuailTechnical5143 10d ago

I bet Hegseth let them dink on his face and doink on his chest…

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u/corgdad902 9d ago

All this emphasis on proto masculinity is nothing more than a cry from the closet. These dudes all love the cock and they hate themselves for it.

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u/Belz_Zebuth 9d ago

They meant the soldiers they were meeting.

English.

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u/NumberSelect8186 9d ago

Are they living comic book characters? Warriors? Hegseth, the war criminal and his drunken fever dream.

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u/Oldgunslinger2021 10d ago

Is this a joke?

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u/Desperate_Jicama219 10d ago

Looks like SNL

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u/Smart-Firefighter87 10d ago

Uh… we know what he was doing in 2017……. It sure as hell wasn’t ending world hunger or curing cancer

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u/mcobb71 10d ago

Is that the buffoon that let Mike Tyson beat him senseless?

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u/dansosa1321 10d ago

What a clown show this Trump administration is.

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u/Striking_Economy5049 10d ago

They’re both fake, like Trump’s tan.

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u/Know_how_to_b_stupid 10d ago

Is that Indiocracy the prequel ?

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u/Logical-Louis 10d ago

I trust that the ‘warriors’ politely thanked them for their service.

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u/paka96819 10d ago

One of them is brain damaged I thought

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u/Narrow-Sky-5377 10d ago

The true fighting men and women (thanks for your service) are like "This is what we are doing now?"

https://giphy.com/gifs/ghuvaCOI6GOoTX0RmH

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u/Frequent-Sea433 10d ago

Clown show just gets more and more ridiculous

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u/Librarianzilla Books, tea, and snark 10d ago

They know pro wrestling is fake right? I mean “staged” … I think our military needs to do more than look “manly”… 🙄

Are there seriously no real men who can take these MAGA assholes down?

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u/CraftsBoy2Craftsman 10d ago

Those pussies couldn’t even put a tie on?

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u/butwhywedothis 10d ago

At this point its not even Idiocracy. More like The Dictator

https://giphy.com/gifs/14u6vffnoL7tzq

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u/Intelligent_Error989 10d ago

One is a guy who had to beat up Mike Tyson to show how "tough" he was only to get his jaw broken by someone closer to his own age lol

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u/PerspectiveLow5764 10d ago

“So then, I got on the auction site and I won that Pokémon card. “

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u/Wr3k3m 10d ago

I mean it’s not the weirdest thing the pentagon has done lately…. The morning wood inspections will be interesting… lol

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u/Willy-J- 10d ago

Country has gone to hell!!

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u/SexyDino_28 10d ago

Our government is a joke .

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u/square600 10d ago

Let’s not give this any energy. Ignore it and call in mega cringe in a later years.

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u/Huntthatmoney 10d ago

WTF have we become

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u/anon_LosAngeles1990 10d ago

Don't forget y'all, these two own that UFO video they weren't suppose to film when they visited that one dude who owns that said video. Now they're in the Pentagon. Hmmm 🤨

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u/FinishExtension3652 10d ago

They look like a Dirty Rotten Scoundrels remake with Ric Flair playing Michael Caine's part.

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u/Verde_3773 10d ago

Um… someone want to explain how they got a security clearance to be at the pentagon??

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u/Basketseeksdog 10d ago

Why why why why why.

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u/No-Bumblebee8069 10d ago

I hate that I even know who these asshats are...🤢

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u/Mysterious-Lab-5918 10d ago

Garbage society...

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u/Dcammy42 10d ago

I kept seeing these posts and just assumed they were jokes. This really happened?

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u/Ok_Homework_2684 10d ago

Hmmmm. Shouldn’t they leading from the actual front instead of cosplay in the ring? War doesn’t have refs to protect you.

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u/zkfc020 10d ago

This is what Pete is spending Military budget on? Can’t feed our troops, but can pay these guys? Trust me…they got paid.

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u/Old-Construction3325 10d ago

What a country we live in these days

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u/Proud_Dance_3342 10d ago

Is this extremely stupid? "Yup!"

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u/HenriEttaTheVoid 10d ago

Because when they attacked DEI by claiming they just wanted "qualified" people, the only qualities that mattered were being a cishet white man.

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u/Glum-Breadfruit-6421 10d ago

America is now officially the biggest clown show in the world. No country can ever take them seriously again. Laughingstocks.

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u/dernaldz 10d ago

This is obviously a push by the Christian nationalists that run our country. The fun part is that group isn't even governed by Christians. Take a guess by who.

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u/Ass_Cream_Cone 10d ago

Goofy looking motherfucker

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u/The_Ombudsman 10d ago

Well, "warriors" is a reference to the military personnel, not those two morons.

But still. Idiocracy is upon us.

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u/AlbertTheHorse 10d ago

What on earth

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u/similar222 10d ago

Random fresh enlistee > Paul brothers

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u/Kingberry30 10d ago

What do the Paul brothers offer?

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u/HNixon 10d ago

did that little bitch feather his hair before coming?

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u/Active-Cookie-774 10d ago

Quick reminder that Logan Paul disrespected japanese at 2017

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u/xxlizardking-kongxx 10d ago

Hegseth needs to be sent to jail, solely for his performative acts of “being a tough guy”.

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u/Helpful_Glove_9198 10d ago

What a circus!

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u/addiktion 10d ago

Oligarch's don't have to be intelligent, just rich. Our troops are getting speeches from idiots that are youtubers and not the generals that were fired from Kegseth who had decades of experience.

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u/Nub_Shaft 10d ago

And here I was thinking Pete Kegsbreath was the least qualified person to address the military.

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u/baronunderbeit 10d ago

Ya can we drop this tv show series? It’s kinda boring now

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u/Maleficent-Lime-7369 10d ago

Isn't Logan a scammed with crypto and prime?

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u/RevolutionaryDrag534 10d ago

The headline was calling members of the pentagon warriors; which they are.

Still; this was a waste of time and an insult to the military and civilians that had to sit through this.

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u/AllLipsNoFiller 10d ago

Wait, JD Vance says no beardies but he's okay with peroxide blonde mullets?

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u/Antique_Truth_8473 10d ago

Just when you thought things couldn’t get more pathetic.

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u/homebrew_1 10d ago

Imagine showing this to someone in 2016 and then people still decided to vote for Trump.

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u/Entire_Month9233 10d ago

Wait this wasn't an SNL skit?

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u/SpitfireMkIV 10d ago

HOW are our soldiers not more offended by this?

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u/Bluntworth 10d ago

Douche chills

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u/retiredfromfire 10d ago

Its all a performance, theres no substance to this Reich beyond cruelty and incompetence

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u/ElkDue4803 10d ago

They are speakinf infront of the millitary no? Most of them are young guys? So most know them from their YT days.

Imagine being 100% and seeing Jake and Logan Paul giving a speach to you in the millitary surely that would make you question your ways???

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u/Accomplished-Fig-234 10d ago

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

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u/Nowhoedup 10d ago

Just threw up in my mouth.

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u/Apprehensive_Bid7438 10d ago

Grift recognizes grift.

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u/LBichon 10d ago

Dead inside. Wow.

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u/Equivalent-Ad9634 10d ago

You voted for a clown, expect the circus.

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u/cd121415 9d ago

Farrah fawcett looks great

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u/Available_Cow1197 9d ago

the rub stings

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u/useriousstuff 9d ago

Fuck the Pauls and Hegseth, but it's pretty clear the post is referring to the staff working at the Pentagon as warriors not the Pauls.

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u/Aggravating_Run5443 9d ago

Paul Bros: Bro, did you warrior today, bro? Warrior: bro, I warriored so hard today bro, all while drinking prime, bro

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u/MrFyxet99 9d ago

Why are these guys speaking at the white house again??

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u/Chico141963 9d ago

This makes me sick to my stomach.

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u/harvestmoon63 9d ago

Spicolli from Fast times is alive

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u/coveredincathair22 9d ago

This is an absolute clown show, but you need to work on your reading comprehension a bit there friend.

https://giphy.com/gifs/x9VBuyFwaBAMo

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u/Silent_Cup2508 9d ago

This is such an embarrassment. YouTubers.

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u/Medium-Explorer8965 9d ago

Did the volunteer to fight in Iran?

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u/JustAmazingFun 9d ago

One has long hair and both have beards. Hegseth thinks warriors should have neither. I’m not sure why he invited them. They don’t seem like the usual muscle-twink types he likes.

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u/Local_Admin01 9d ago

Non ho capito. È uno scherzo?

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u/popejohnsmith 8d ago

If that.