r/PoursTea • u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 1d ago

Murdered By Words 🩸 Absolutely love this...

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u/Your_Mom_Bot42 1d ago

Hmmmm..... I think I've seen that signature before...

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u/Loud-Ad-2280 1d ago

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u/lancelongstiff 1d ago

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u/ZestyTako 23h ago

He’s actually telling the truth there for once, which is kinda impressive

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u/Stock-Side-6767 22h ago

That's why it isn't a real quote.

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u/shinyfootwork 22h ago

has this photo been de-oranged?

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u/a_weak_child 1d ago

Donald's Signature on the AI thing looks like he can't spell his own name, Elon's looks like he's on ketamine and couldn't care less, openAI guy and zucukerburgs signatures look like lazy slobs.

Meanwhile the founding fathers be like:

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u/Snitsie 1d ago

Brockman's signature looks like he had his 5 year old child write it for him

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u/Glass_Main23 22h ago

That’s how much shit he gives about this document being signed.

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u/Noughmad 22h ago

To be fair, if my name was a linux command used for software development, I would write it in lowercase too.

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u/Little_Passenger4703 1d ago

All handwriting was like that back then. My Mem is a BA at a local school district and they found old clock in and out papers from the early to mid 1800’s in the basement of the districts towns town halls, and all of the handwriting on them id in pristine cursive, regardless of the year.

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u/iwatchhentaiftplot 22h ago

Also most people don't use fountain pens anymore. Using them in itself is a bit of an art

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u/FunWolverine5349 22h ago

I have fountain pens and that's the only time I write in cursive, outside of signatures.

Of course I have no real reason to write most of the time. I kind of wish I did, I can understand why people enjoyed writing in script in the past, although it was mostly limited to the upper classes since literacy was very limited historically.

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u/Pherllerp 1d ago

I'll give Trump credit, as a narcissistic game show host he has considered is signature thoroughly and come up with something unique and identifiable. Glaringly evil and mean and deliberately intimidating but deliberate none the less.

The other guys just demonstrate that they have absolutely no sense of style or taste whatsoever. They aren't stark design minimalists with carefully composed aesthetics, they just have the style of a kindergartener. I bet they have chicken nuggets and French fries for dinner.

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u/Boneraventura 22h ago

is that you patrick bateman

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u/GoodFaithConverser 23h ago

As always, if this was a democrat we'd be talking about nothing else. A republican gets to skirt past. Hunter Biden, the politically powerless son of a president, was haunted for years because... he did some coke and had a job he earned?

Trump is fucking president, and barely a peep about this.

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u/IceBreak 21h ago

Earned? Like it’s magnitudes of magnitudes less relevant. But earned isn’t the right word.

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u/GoodFaithConverser 20h ago

Earned? Like it’s magnitudes of magnitudes less relevant. But earned isn’t the right word.

Hunter is an intelligent, educated man. I see absolutely 0 point 0 reason why he wouldn't be able to contribute to/do the job everyone's mad about. It wasn't even that much money anyway.

Meanwhile, Trump's insane corruption is ignored. His scamcoin, his children's business dealings and insider trading, his THOUSANDS of stock trades while in office, the fact that he spends public millions on his private golf courses - it's just endless, and ANY! democrat would've been impeached for breaching Emoluments Clauses.

Trump is just so incomprehensibly bad that accurate describing him sounds like bias. He and his kids stole money from a child's charity, and had to admit so in court. It's utterly and completely absurd.

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u/King_of_the_Kobolds 22h ago

Oh yeah, the President of the 'Unites' States signed his name on a depiction of a naked prepubescent girl in a birthday card to a notorious child trafficker.

Slipped my mind somewhere in the last few news cycles. Funny that literally nothing has come of that to impact this sick son of a bitch's career.

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u/SalmonPrince 1d ago

He spells everything right when it's something he's actually passionate about.

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u/AzimuthAztronaut 1d ago

Greg Brockman signs his name like a toddler learning their letters for the first time.

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u/imnojezus 1d ago

And Elon's looks like a 3rd grader practicing his first signature like a grownup.

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u/ZelaWk 23h ago

I’ve always thought Trump’s signature looks like a toddler squiggle. Not sure how many letters he thinks is in the name Trump.

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u/RDaneelOA 23h ago

Also why is it Elo Muk

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u/imnojezus 22h ago

Elo Mul. Cursive n's and k's are hard.

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u/Pandarandr1st 20h ago

Because signatures can be whatever the hell you want and it doesn't matter if it's your name. Signatures are goofy.

that said, the greg brockman one 100% looks like someone who can barely write.

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u/LegendA101 1d ago

Maybe because it is

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u/Flat_Scene9920 1d ago

Came here for this, the dude definitely had his tongue sticking out the corner of his mouth writing those three letters...

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u/aTomzVins 20h ago

Greg caught my eye the first. But after having read a few comments, and looked closer at the others, I think Greg's is actually the best of the bunch.

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u/mspk7305 1d ago

he probably signed with his non-dominant hand to disguise his actual signature from ai

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u/JRZGrlORWorld 1d ago

That ish should really be embarrassing for him.

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u/enthraxxx 1d ago

One of which isn't even in his name!?!
gdb
WHAT?
What's the d for?

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u/JelmerMcGee 1d ago

That would probably be his middle initial? Doesn't appear on his Wikipedia page or anything, but what else would it be?

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u/HowCouldUBMoHarkless 23h ago

confirmed, this patent website lists him as "Brockman, Greg D" https://patentsgazette.uspto.gov/week21/OG/patentee/alphaB.html

and this Harvard article refers to him as "Gregory D. Brockman" https://www.thecrimson.com/article/2009/4/28/15-faculty-hot-shots-david-malan/

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u/TheFBIClonesPeople 1d ago

People usually have middle names, which they don't always write out when they write their name, but will show up when they write their initials

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u/Weird-Girl-675 1d ago

I just said the same thing!!

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u/ballarn123 23h ago

Wow bud you almost got that sincere grip down pat! Way to go champ!

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u/terriblegrammar 23h ago

I think his maiden name is Greg Adultman.

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u/iddereddi 1d ago

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u/mrflash818 1d ago

Thank goodness for Mortality!

https://giphy.com/gifs/OY9XK7PbFqkNO

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u/EnoughOutOfYou 1d ago

Monty Python Meaning of Life.

"The Salmon Mousse"

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u/mrflash818 1d ago

One thin mint. -- Monty Python, too.

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u/withalookofquoi 23h ago

It’s only wafer thin!

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u/LoopStricken 22h ago

But I didn't even eat the mousse.

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u/AshtonVoid 1d ago

This is what I thought of

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u/klako8196 1d ago

The high likelihood that AI was used in the making of this document makes the misspelling even funnier.

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 1d ago

And none of these geniuses caught the mistake.

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u/GpaSags 1d ago

None of them bothered to check. Super Intelligence said it was good to go.

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u/SasparillaTango 1d ago

It's the one thing every seems to use to defend AI use "It's mostly correct, you just have to check" and it's the one thing that most people immediately ignore, and it's cause no shortage of issues around the world.

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u/Arthropodesque 22h ago

It's like the contracts for rock bands that request 20 things and one is a bowl of green eminems because the purpose is to see if they missed anything. A mistake there indicates they should be wary of mistakes or unfair dealings in other ways with this client.

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u/Current-Square-4557 23h ago

I have some cow-orders whose work is mostly correct, you just have to check it before it goes to the customer. They don’t get $3billion to do that,

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u/skoalbrother 21h ago

How many orders do you actually have to make for cows? Farmer?

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u/Pokez 23h ago

They forgot to put "make no mistakes" in the prompt.

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u/Party-Marketing-9349 1d ago

SI… shouldn’t all their titles be SI now? OpenSI and XSI?

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u/Gooser3000 1d ago

Republican ineptitude is boundless.

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u/whatisdreampunk 1d ago

Also, look at this illiteracy. 😑

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u/United-Direction2297 1d ago

That was my stand out detail too. Is he 5 ? I get that signatures are somewhat artistic but still that’s bad.

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u/MRosvall 1d ago

The odd thing is that it seems his signature has evolved into that. 14 years ago it was a...

My signature is largely indistinguishable from a slightly squiggly line.

https://x.com/gdb/status/223848320337055744

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u/odd_cloud 23h ago

I understand stylizations signatures. But, is this misspelt “god”?

Others aren’t much better. Trumps signature reads as “AiiilAiiiiiiA”, Zuckerberg’s as “mzf”, and “lilv Mul”.

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u/_jump_yossarian 22h ago

Those are actual letters compared to trump's A-fib EKG results.

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u/cjs81268 1d ago

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u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire 1d ago

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u/Rogue_Utensil 1d ago

Jokes on you. He signed an executive order. Now we are known as the Unites States of America.

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u/Waterhou5e 1d ago

Refreshing Google Maps to confirm.

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u/JailYard 1d ago

Chef's kiss

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u/Imaginary_Effort_854 1d ago

I've never seen any of those CEOs signatures before. But all of them are uniquely stupid in their own way. 

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u/ItsNotMe_ImNotHere 1d ago

Careless. Trump should get R-Sen Eric Schmitt to check documents for accuracy before signing.

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u/eghhge 1d ago

Go Hawkeyes!

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u/jedig33k 1d ago

Where is my bumper sticker?

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u/Queezy_0110 1d ago

Contract null and void

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u/TheAlmostCharlie 1d ago

Why does Mark Zuckerberg's signature look like a dick?

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u/OutrageousCrab9224 1d ago

The ol cock N balls

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u/Gunhild 1d ago

See a urologist right now

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u/TheAlmostCharlie 1d ago

My feet are fine. My question remains: why the signuts-and-bolt?

I dare say it was intentional.

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u/LonelySwedishFish 1d ago

MF’er barely unites thoughts let alone states.

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u/Affectionate_Owl5385 1d ago

He can barely unit the button on his pants

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u/Procrasturbating 1d ago

lol, Greg hasn’t used a pen in a while..

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u/piercedmfootonaspike 1d ago

I would love it if someone could at some point make a deep dive video in analyzing trump's signature, because never in a million years would I be able to get that "AwdiDlmumunA" is actually "Donald Trump".

There's not even a part of a letter hanging down to signify the "p"!

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u/Disastrous-Golf7216 1d ago

Maybe it was AI that wrote up the memo?

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u/No-Onion8029 1d ago

Did that decaying fucknut rename the whole country now?

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u/Leading-Branch-822 23h ago

It's still another gestureof another Donald John EPTrumpstein "Custer-Fluck" designed for Facists and Autocrats to ruin and rule over..

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZMf8ngW0f8xaij3eai

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u/Bigstar976 23h ago

And his signature looks like a kid making hand movements to replicate a grown up signing but not writing anything.

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u/Brilliant_Serve_4091 23h ago

I write like a big boy now!

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u/jlb61cfp 22h ago

chump also said it creates a “moral” guideline. This coming from someone without any, signed by others who don’t have any either. It’s great… (sarcasm)

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u/PianoPatient8168 1d ago

US and A…I like!

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u/Alternative_Piece389 1d ago

Bwahahaha. Now that’s dumB

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u/MoveOverBieber 1d ago

Are we going to talk that those AI guys don't know how to write in cursive??

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u/NYCWartortle 1d ago

The fact they all signed it anyway

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u/Sophiedenormandie 1d ago

The last thing that the orange pedo does is Unite states.

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u/Silver-Current-3518 1d ago

AI is stupid and deliberately confusing.

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u/MondaleRoyWambsgans 1d ago

It’s a word. Not a lot of people know that word. But, I know that word. People, all the best people, look at me and say, “Sir, that’s the bigliest word we’ve ever heard.” Big tall men in hard hats say it. Everyone says it. The left wing fake news media doesn’t want to tell you that. But, that’s ok. I know it. You know it. Everyone knows it. It’s the hottest word. It was an old fashioned word, but now it’s hot again. All the other words are saying it.

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u/Party-Marketing-9349 1d ago

Why the F does Donald Trumps signature have more squiggles for his last name than for his first name… and the last letter appears to be capitalized again? Like seriously, I know a signature is a creative thing that can be almost anything, but it makes absolutely no sense…

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u/Double_Resort_9223 1d ago

It’s not a signature, that’s his EKG

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u/jeffster1970 1d ago

This has got to be fake. Then again, Trump an idiot...so....

Why are United States citizens ok with this?

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u/Mundane_Upstairs3241 1d ago

If the dems are ever in power again they should force meta google etc to all break up

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u/Obstinatemelon 1d ago

I love Greg Brockman's signature, if a little rat turd could form letters it would look like that

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u/RoyalFalse 1d ago

Is Greg Brockman twelve years old?

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u/AnaisNinja76 22h ago

You wrote like that when you were 12?

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u/VincentAntonelli 1d ago

Isn’t it about time they all just head to their bunker and live out their days now? The rest of us will be fine, just go.

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u/Taychon2319 1d ago

Watch, if this gets around and a reporter asks him about it he will double down and say maybe we should change the name. Then his supporters will start wearing shirts with it purposefully misspelled like some kind of own. They are that dumb.

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u/scripthats 1d ago

Stupid Intelligence

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u/Plebian401 23h ago

So. F’n. Incompetent.

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u/HuckleberryLarge5402 23h ago

Let me guess, Obama changed the keyboard keys around, and Biden plugged it in for him.

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u/Bifiguy2002 23h ago

Typical from this president and his White House

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u/Ill-Object142 23h ago

I fucking guarantee this is intentional - either to distract or to leave the door open to edits … these motherfuckers are way move evil than we give them credit

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u/SGBK 23h ago

This is intentional. It’s not a binding contract this way.

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u/Vivid-Echo-5469 23h ago

I’ve seen that signature on a birthday card

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u/M2deC 22h ago

You don't order from the Karma menu.. you just get what you're served

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u/Debased27 22h ago

It was also just a few months ago that Hegseth sat behind a placard that threw a lisp on his title: "Ssecretary of War"

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u/Final-Read-6210 22h ago

the fact that no1 noticed it and this clown posted on online

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u/TheEldestNugget 22h ago

Brockman got that doubled-over grip, kindergarten swag going on there.

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u/Specific_Frame8537 21h ago edited 21h ago

Doesn't blow my mind that the AI guys can't write for shit.

Is that a signature or a childs scribble?

For that matter Donald's signature looks like someones pitching a tent on an unmowed lawn..

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u/Ya-Dikobraz 21h ago

Is this real? Can someone who has energy confirm this for me? I don't have energy. I need electrolytes. I need Brawndo.

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u/Few-Tomatillo6607 21h ago

Super-Duper-Duper-Intelligence.

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u/undeviatedskeptic 20h ago

Yea it’s his play on words that he united instead of divide.

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u/IronBeagle63 20h ago

Super Intelligence is the lame rebrand he was pitching at the UNGA. Apparently he and his AI bootlickers can’t even use spellcheck. 🤣

Vote BLUE! 🇺🇸💙🧢

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u/Oldschool1egend 19h ago

These signatures are actually atrocious 🤣 like children did it lol

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u/Nasdasd 19h ago

Why do they all have signatures like 7 year olds

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u/frankfanta312 1d ago

Top of his class

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u/hailskinsrich 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3CfAKeVE6CTQs

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u/DontAbideMendacity 22h ago

"Unites"? It absolutely is a word. It's just not a word that would ever apply to Diaper Don.

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u/True_Protection6842 1d ago

What do you expect, they probably used AI to write the document. What is this anyway? Just them pledging to use his dumb ass new name?

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u/cp_shopper 1d ago

World’s dumbest public figure. The fact that Americans voted him into office twice says a lot

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u/PracticalDistrict237 1d ago

Just so fitting…

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u/ttijntje 1d ago

That's why he needs the artificial one 😉

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u/crazywrangler616 1d ago

Idiocracy indeed

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u/stderr2 1d ago

We are still working on super intelligence

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u/NorthAd9774 1d ago

Probably dictated

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u/SECRETBLENDS 1d ago

Low effort Low T performance.

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u/maddmoguls 1d ago

Genius level stupid

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u/Paul_1958 1d ago

He should use the Autopen, likely to be more accurate.😂

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u/Rastrick 1d ago

Supur Inteligence

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u/OutrageousCrab9224 1d ago

Very stable genious

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u/The_300_goats 1d ago

Furthermore, your honor, that's Melania Trump's signature

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u/CompanyLost7759 1d ago

surprise Trump as not name this STI Super Trump intelligence

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u/Corsonacon 1d ago

Can we talk about how Greg needs to learn how to write a damn signiture?

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u/Quantum_Crusher 1d ago

Inferior Intelligence

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u/Fortestingporpoises 1d ago

They probably had AI spell check it. Yup Unites is a word. Good to go.

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u/Renoruke 1d ago

All of them have the handwriting of a 5 year old thats missing fingers.

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u/leafsforever811 1d ago

Super intelligence right here folks.

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u/Renoruke 1d ago

How lucky would we be if all of his documents had these little quirks.

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u/No_Dingo_7121 1d ago

His dentures were loose when he was typing the name.

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u/General-Grocery-3846 1d ago

The last thing he does is unite states

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u/Temporay_Crow 1d ago

I honestly can’t believe how terrible their penmanship is. Must be the mark of a genius.

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u/AskJeeves84 1d ago

On point for Dozy Don.

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u/Fun_Enthusiasm_5957 1d ago

And totally on brand

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u/VariousSinger6245 1d ago

Never a dull.moment.

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u/altaleft 1d ago

they gonna spin it as ‘unites’ was intended

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u/VendettaCheeze 1d ago

They had AI pull the contract together

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u/LawfulnessDue5449 1d ago

Why is openai signed by a debugger

Uh oh

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u/theblueshots 1d ago

The new learing center just dropped!

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u/justrivaj 1d ago

Their white collar slaves only was able to do this to invalidate this abomination.

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u/Resident_Table6694 1d ago

Super unintelligence, amirite?

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u/Worldly-Secretary-31 1d ago

Where's a grammar Nazi when you need one, right?

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u/AromaPapaya 1d ago

delicious!

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u/Leaping_Lemur01 1d ago

Joke on us. That’s an A.I. created image

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u/jjb0ne 1d ago

could this mean it was deliberately a meaningless pr stunt

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u/couldhvdancedallnite 1d ago

Somebody saw that and chose not to say anything.

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u/Livinghint 1d ago

Komplette Amateure.

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u/Brave_Nerve_6871 1d ago

I guarantee that if this becomes a news story, they'll try to spin up a bullshit excuse whybit wasnt a mistake. Hey, maybe they'll rename the country to whitewash their incompetence?

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u/Prior_Internal7728 1d ago

The dumbest fucking people.

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u/Past-Goat-7768 1d ago

They are so incompetent.

Don't be afraid of them. Laugh at them. They are clowns.

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u/Minimum_Ad_303 1d ago

Null and void.

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u/Piisthree 1d ago

Why did Sleepy Joe Biden spell that wrong!!?

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u/Upside_Down_2025 1d ago

So, are OpenAI and XAI going to change their company names?! This is going to be hilarious

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u/ZestycloseTreat6297 1d ago

Parody is truly dead.

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u/HotwifeandSubby1980 1d ago

He will just proclaim “but I do unite the states, that’s what I meant”

The only thing worse than making a mistake is not being able to own up to making mistakes.

Narcissism with do that to a person.

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u/South_Accountant_233 1d ago

The joke is definitely on us.

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u/Proof-Grass-5212 1d ago

Post it all over the place.

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u/nehor90210 1d ago edited 19h ago

Has Google Maps updated the name of our country yet? Can we skip straight to "Bonerland"?

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u/coldfusioned 1d ago

I think you mean super inteligence

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u/mhemp10 1d ago

Old Grandpa Trump has lost it!

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u/Worth-Ad9939 1d ago

I'm of the opinion that when this happens, someone in the loop has a subconscious that isn't fully on board.

I see this repeat in different ways. Because they know it's a con, they aren't fully invested in it's success. After all it's a religious group that seeks the end times. They aren't smart enough to run a government, but they are stupid enough to destroy one for someone else and think their helping.