r/SipsTea • u/PositionNo9041 • 1d ago
We have fun here He looked at the camera like he's on The Office
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u/Real-Document-6577 1d ago
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u/Sasiches_and_mash 1d ago
For a second there, he was a happy man
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u/johnnybones23 1d ago
Yes his internal monolog reads something like. " focus, don't get hard. Focus. Focus. Focus" grandma naked, AHHHH! Focus."
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u/shockles 1d ago
“Margret thatcher on a cold day! Margret Thatcher on a cold day!”
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u/Maniacal-Maniac 1d ago
"Just think Kenneth Clarke. Kenneth Clarke. Kenneth Clarke. Kenneth Clarke. Kenneth Clarke. John Selwyn Gummer!!!"
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u/Next-Street-7859 23h ago
Don't think it worked though... He didn't want to return to standing position after 😭🤣
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u/ShortStoryIntros 1d ago
Don't associate things you don't want to be associated in that moment..
Otherwise you'll get weird kinks
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u/Starfolomew 1d ago
Oh he was definitely happy for more than a second. He doesn’t get up right away, trying to think about baseball.
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u/Designer_Ordinary432 23h ago
They definitely fucked after
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u/Vic_Connor 22h ago
Maybe not with each other.
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u/Designer_Ordinary432 22h ago
Nah, he was definitely eating that shit like a homeless man being given Chipotle for the first time. Bro was way too happy when she put his head in a leg lock and forced the coochie all up in his nostrils.
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u/flinders2233 1d ago
Now you're a man!
A man, man, man,
Now you're a man!
A manny, manny man,
A man, man, man,
You are now a man.
You're a man!
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u/Hella_Wieners 1d ago
What makes a man? Is it the woman in his arms? Just cuz she has big titties?
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u/strndmcshomd 1d ago
Or is it the way, he fights every day? No, it’s probably the titties!
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u/caseyaustin84 22h ago
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u/DeadandForgoten 1d ago
Damn it, 17th straight loss to her today!
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u/CriscoCisco671 1d ago
I wouldn't have tapped, their gonna have to use the jaws of life to get me.
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u/liberum_bellum_libro 19h ago
if you look closely, that was a weak triangle.. dude tapped knowing better than to extend his time in the pocket
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u/PuffPuff74 1d ago
Damn she's cute
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u/Sasiches_and_mash 1d ago
Crazy eyes too
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u/mightylordredbeard 23h ago
She’s a female learning a male dominated combat sport.. there’s definitely a certain personality / character trait that draws women to learn how to smash peoples faces with their first or rip arms out of sockets or crush windpipes with chokeholds until a person loses consciousness due to lack of oxygen to the brain.
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u/Panda_Pillows 1d ago
And that's why I wouldn't spar with an attractive woman
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u/Sweet-Palpitation473 1d ago
I remember my first time taking boxing 101 as a 13 year old. I got paired up with this girl for a drill with mitts, who was probably, idk, 18-20. She had the biggest chest id ever seen in my life, maybe even to this day. musta comprised 3/4 her body weight cuz she was a stick.
Being 13, I couldnt stop my eyes from drifting, and she eventually had enough and popped me right on the nose, square in the face. No words were said, but I made sure to keep my eyes on the mitts afterward.
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u/FremenStilgar 1d ago
At least you got a good story and great mammar...memory out of it.
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u/sinisterdesign 1d ago
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u/Charon_the_Reflector 22h ago
@daniipini.fit
Sexy af
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u/Quiet-Try4554 19h ago
Damn hero.
Im starting to think, this wasn't just some random video after checking the insta
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u/MapSufficient6677 1d ago
I’ll take the downvotes but I hate rolling with women, it’s too awkward smushing their tits or finding the perfect balance of using strength and technique without being a dick.
I once had a woman giggle when I was sliding my hand in for a choke from back control…..why make it awkward like that?
I’d rather just have a big sweaty man sliding against me. Real hetero shit
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u/sakiwebo 1d ago
A friend (girl) recently started, and I've tried explaining this to her.
She thinks the men are dicks for ignoring her lol.
I mean, some probably are, but still.
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u/Gotabox 1d ago
You had me until the very end
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u/MapSufficient6677 1d ago
I wasn’t joking?
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u/YippieKayYayMrFalcon 1d ago
You didn’t say no homo
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u/Quiet-Try4554 1d ago
Upon watching this a 6th time, I have determined he knew exactly what he was was doing
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u/Euphoric-Abroad-3893 21h ago
He doesn't stand up right away for anatomical reasons
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u/Impossible-Diver6565 1d ago
Can't stand up quite yet his cup is pretty uncomfortable right now
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u/HavaldBay 1d ago
Daniiela Pini @daniipini.fit
It wasn't all that hard to find her. A reverse image search for the logo leads to the gym, and the gym leads to her.
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u/DerbHean_UFCref 23h ago
Stop being a goofball Okay? Get back to the more important question about researching. Does she or does she not have a fan page only?
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u/NexrayOfficial 22h ago
As a novice during drills, I had noone to partner with but then the very attractive blue belt decided to practice with me.
Just know, I felt the stare of every other guy in the room on us that day.
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u/LeadershipAfter9526 1d ago
Sibling rivalry. Proud parents and disgusting world we live in where everything is sexualized. Wearing tight form fitting clothes while rollinn around on the floor is art not sexual. I for one hope to see her again in more artistic competitions perhaps against opponents of similar stature and frame? Even if they used oil to make them more slippery I do not think it would cheapen the athletic merit.
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u/JohnnyMnemeonic 1d ago
Oh no.............. got me in that head lock with your legs again...
Let's try again!
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u/myreddit2727 22h ago
As I prepare to get roasted here... Many comments focusing on him but... Her? Does she not give off I'm enjoying this a little too much vibes also? The start?
I can't be the only one seeing this.
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u/intatime 20h ago
You’re not. My first thought was this video belongs on a different website…
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u/Extension-Ant-8 22h ago
“Too much”. Fellas is it gay for a woman to enjoy herself?
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u/GlacierQueen2 21h ago edited 21h ago
I had to wrestle a girl in high school tournament at the 135 weight class in like 1996. It was super fucking awkward. I was like 16 at the time and was at that phase where I'd pop wood at the drop of a hat. The girl was cute too, and was the daughter of a coach from another school and was actually really good. I remember all my friends were giving me shit about the possibility of losing to her, but all I was worried about was trying to avoid touching a boob or having my crotch graze her! I was so worried about an awkward erection that I ended up going all out and just trying to finish it as soon as possible. I got her in a head and arm right off the bat and pinned her without anything embarrassing happening. She was really cool about it too, and came over and smiled at me and told me good job afterwards. It's one of those times that you look back on and if I'd had any game at all I should have smiled back and maybe done some casual flirting, but I was just fucking relieved that I didn't get a fucking hard on in front of everyone!
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u/Secure_Bit_1634 1d ago
Ohhh noooo…. Please don’t triangle me between your thighs….
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u/Longjumping-Part3983 1d ago
Girls: I wasn't throwing mixed signals. Also girls:
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u/Altruistic_Price_161 23h ago
She 100% thinks she can take down much bigger guys cause they're all treating her with kid gloves
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u/Jack3024 22h ago
The smile she gives him at the beginning. It's just so hard for this stuff not to be playful and flirty even if you're trying














































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