r/SipsTea • • 1d ago

We have fun here He looked at the camera like he's on The Office

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u/Real-Document-6577 1d ago

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u/Sasiches_and_mash 1d ago

For a second there, he was a happy man

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u/johnnybones23 1d ago

Yes his internal monolog reads something like. " focus, don't get hard. Focus. Focus. Focus" grandma naked, AHHHH! Focus."

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u/Next-Street-7859 23h ago

Don't think it worked though... He didn't want to return to standing position after 😭🤣

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u/johnnybones23 22h ago

yeah exactly. hes trying to buy time. lmao

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u/Historical_Idea_1686 1d ago

Damnit grandma!

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u/ShortStoryIntros 1d ago

Don't associate things you don't want to be associated in that moment..

Otherwise you'll get weird kinks

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u/Starfolomew 1d ago

Oh he was definitely happy for more than a second. He doesn’t get up right away, trying to think about baseball.

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u/ExpertOnReddit 1d ago

This was seconds before 😂, He hid his smile fast lol

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u/Real-Document-6577 1d ago

So did she

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u/Designer_Ordinary432 23h ago

They definitely fucked after

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u/atp2k 23h ago

They did

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u/errezerotre 21h ago

She did

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u/Vic_Connor 22h ago

Maybe not with each other.

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u/Designer_Ordinary432 22h ago

Nah, he was definitely eating that shit like a homeless man being given Chipotle for the first time. Bro was way too happy when she put his head in a leg lock and forced the coochie all up in his nostrils.

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u/AnarchistsSpellbook 22h ago

The plan all along, victory in defeat.

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u/AlexiusRex 21h ago

As Sun Tzu intended

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u/flinders2233 1d ago

Now you're a man!
A man, man, man,
Now you're a man!
A manny, manny man,
A man, man, man,
You are now a man.
You're a man!
Now you're a man!

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u/Hella_Wieners 1d ago

What makes a man? Is it the woman in his arms? Just cuz she has big titties?

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u/strndmcshomd 1d ago

Or is it the way, he fights every day? No, it’s probably the titties!

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u/NoTrillionaires 1d ago

You block attacks, you accept gifts

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u/Illustrious-War-9788 1d ago

Bro is winning and losing at the same time

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u/DeadandForgoten 1d ago

Damn it, 17th straight loss to her today!

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u/EkaL25 1d ago

Run it back, can’t go home if I’m losing this bad

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u/loctarar 23h ago

I think "losing this hard" is the proper term here.

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u/blaghed 1d ago

Give him a second... he just needs to breathe a bit before getting up...

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u/Formal_End5045 1d ago

Bro was fighting two battles

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u/RhandeeSavagery 1d ago

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u/SwordofNoon 23h ago

My friends mom was adamant he says "hold me close and tie me down sir"

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u/BeerForThought 1d ago

In high school wrestling that happened to my opponent before we shook hands. I try to be cool and say maybe we should take a minute but the ref was adamant that it starts right away. This was 25 years ago but I still remember looking to my coach and yelling "he's got a boner". I don't know who is more awkward for but it was awkward.

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u/blaghed 1d ago

Pre-bonered up for it?
So, who won? Or you lose regardless?

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u/BeerForThought 1d ago

They let him go to the locker room and calm down. I won but felt like I lost.

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u/pesto_changeo 22h ago

Great strategy. Probably returned all relaxed and way less aggressive

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u/Cvpakke 21h ago

Came out and took a nap right on the wrestling mat.

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u/crystallmytea 21h ago

Fear boner

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u/WeCantStabilize 1d ago

If someone could just hand me my jacket. 

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u/BeefStu907 1d ago

It’s right there, on the coat rack

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u/WeCantStabilize 1d ago

You know what? Now I'm not leaving. Now I'm just going to sit for a while and focus on how unacceptable today was.

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u/mistergudbar 1d ago

And that’s the last time he spars with his sister.

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u/CriscoCisco671 1d ago

I wouldn't have tapped, their gonna have to use the jaws of life to get me.

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u/liberum_bellum_libro 19h ago

if you look closely, that was a weak triangle.. dude tapped knowing better than to extend his time in the pocket

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u/PuffPuff74 1d ago

Damn she's cute

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u/Sasiches_and_mash 1d ago

Crazy eyes too

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u/Scytten 1d ago

Only pros, where are the cons

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u/One-Attempt-1232 22h ago

no no NO NO...I thought we were having a nice date

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u/mightylordredbeard 23h ago

She’s a female learning a male dominated combat sport.. there’s definitely a certain personality / character trait that draws women to learn how to smash peoples faces with their first or rip arms out of sockets or crush windpipes with chokeholds until a person loses consciousness due to lack of oxygen to the brain.

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u/Panda_Pillows 1d ago

And that's why I wouldn't spar with an attractive woman

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u/Sweet-Palpitation473 1d ago

I remember my first time taking boxing 101 as a 13 year old. I got paired up with this girl for a drill with mitts, who was probably, idk, 18-20. She had the biggest chest id ever seen in my life, maybe even to this day. musta comprised 3/4 her body weight cuz she was a stick.

Being 13, I couldnt stop my eyes from drifting, and she eventually had enough and popped me right on the nose, square in the face. No words were said, but I made sure to keep my eyes on the mitts afterward.

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u/Marlowe126 1d ago

“Keep your eyes on her tits (BOP!) I mean, mitts!” 🤕

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u/FremenStilgar 1d ago

At least you got a good story and great mammar...memory out of it.

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u/arminghammerbacon_ 21h ago

He jugs…LUGS this memory around, wherever he goes.

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u/Excellent_Egg7586 23h ago

"My gloves are up here!" :)

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u/1tonsoprano 1d ago

Same here ...win or lose you still have an erection to hide

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u/sinisterdesign 1d ago

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u/ishapeski 1d ago

I was searching for Xenia Onatop comment.

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u/beard-brain 23h ago

She always did enjoy a good squeeze

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u/swtoys 19h ago

ugh... death by famke. where do i sign up?!?!

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u/Charon_the_Reflector 22h ago

@daniipini.fit

Sexy af

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u/Quiet-Try4554 19h ago

Damn hero.

Im starting to think, this wasn't just some random video after checking the insta

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u/MapSufficient6677 1d ago

I’ll take the downvotes but I hate rolling with women, it’s too awkward smushing their tits or finding the perfect balance of using strength and technique without being a dick.

I once had a woman giggle when I was sliding my hand in for a choke from back control…..why make it awkward like that?

I’d rather just have a big sweaty man sliding against me. Real hetero shit

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u/sakiwebo 1d ago

A friend (girl) recently started, and I've tried explaining this to her.

She thinks the men are dicks for ignoring her lol.

I mean, some probably are, but still.

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u/Gotabox 1d ago

You had me until the very end

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u/MapSufficient6677 1d ago

I wasn’t joking?

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u/YippieKayYayMrFalcon 1d ago

You didn’t say no homo

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u/WorkingClassWarrior 1d ago

Need to do 4 more rounds just to be sure

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u/Quiet-Try4554 1d ago

Upon watching this a 6th time, I have determined he knew exactly what he was was doing

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u/Cowboywizzard 1d ago

psshhhhh, it takes at least 12 viewings to fully appreciate the technique

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u/Euphoric-Abroad-3893 21h ago

He doesn't stand up right away for anatomical reasons

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u/Impossible-Diver6565 1d ago

Can't stand up quite yet his cup is pretty uncomfortable right now

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u/HavaldBay 1d ago

Daniiela Pini @daniipini.fit

It wasn't all that hard to find her. A reverse image search for the logo leads to the gym, and the gym leads to her.

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u/ThaBlxckOut 23h ago

Brothers out here trying to earn his cape. Respect.

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u/DerbHean_UFCref 23h ago

Stop being a goofball Okay? Get back to the more important question about researching. Does she or does she not have a fan page only?

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u/_Presence_ 1d ago

Even when you lose, you win

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u/TomlinSteelers 1d ago

His wife was the chick in blue front row

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u/123supreme123 1d ago

There was a chick in blue front row? I'm sure he didn't notice either. Lol

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u/EbbMediocre2066 21h ago

She looks like a god damn Disney princess!

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u/Handsom_modest_Dan 1d ago

I wouldn’t have tapped

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u/Kebab-Destroyer 1d ago

Oh no, she got me

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u/DravenTor 22h ago

She knows.

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u/NexrayOfficial 22h ago

As a novice during drills, I had noone to partner with but then the very attractive blue belt decided to practice with me.

Just know, I felt the stare of every other guy in the room on us that day.

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u/k3170makan 21h ago

That my friends is called a: boner pause

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u/LATA- 1d ago

OK, OK you got me. Best of 47, let's go.

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u/Super_Mag 22h ago

Is that brazilian Anne Hathaway?!

Omw to Brazil.

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u/LeadershipAfter9526 1d ago

Sibling rivalry. Proud parents and disgusting world we live in where everything is sexualized. Wearing tight form fitting clothes while rollinn around on the floor is art not sexual. I for one hope to see her again in more artistic competitions perhaps against opponents of similar stature and frame? Even if they used oil to make them more slippery I do not think it would cheapen the athletic merit.

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u/kashmir1974 1d ago

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u/UncaringNonchalance 1d ago

The ol’ downvote then upvote partway through.

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u/JohnnyMnemeonic 1d ago

Oh no.............. got me in that head lock with your legs again...

Let's try again!

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u/Lux-Fox 1d ago

She's fighting for fun. He's fighting for his life.

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u/NarcoticSuite 22h ago

Bro was fighting two different battles

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u/SentinelATL 22h ago

“lol stop being insecure Jared he’s just a friend!”

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u/fbass 22h ago

I need a David Attenborough narration about human matings 

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u/myreddit2727 22h ago

As I prepare to get roasted here... Many comments focusing on him but... Her? Does she not give off I'm enjoying this a little too much vibes also? The start?

I can't be the only one seeing this.

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u/intatime 20h ago

You’re not. My first thought was this video belongs on a different website…

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u/Extension-Ant-8 22h ago

“Too much”. Fellas is it gay for a woman to enjoy herself?

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 21h ago

When it's her Instagram being posted to I question everything.

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u/GlacierQueen2 21h ago edited 21h ago

I had to wrestle a girl in high school tournament at the 135 weight class in like 1996. It was super fucking awkward. I was like 16 at the time and was at that phase where I'd pop wood at the drop of a hat. The girl was cute too, and was the daughter of a coach from another school and was actually really good. I remember all my friends were giving me shit about the possibility of losing to her, but all I was worried about was trying to avoid touching a boob or having my crotch graze her! I was so worried about an awkward erection that I ended up going all out and just trying to finish it as soon as possible. I got her in a head and arm right off the bat and pinned her without anything embarrassing happening. She was really cool about it too, and came over and smiled at me and told me good job afterwards. It's one of those times that you look back on and if I'd had any game at all I should have smiled back and maybe done some casual flirting, but I was just fucking relieved that I didn't get a fucking hard on in front of everyone!

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u/York9TFC 1d ago

Talk about a win-win situation

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u/VibrantSponge 22h ago

Life lesson folks, sometimes when you lose, you still win!

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u/Secure_Bit_1634 1d ago

Ohhh noooo…. Please don’t triangle me between your thighs….

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u/Inevitable_Sweet_624 22h ago

Dude’s neck deep in the friend zone.

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u/Alarm-Solid 21h ago

Oh no she got me 😊

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u/Longjumping-Part3983 1d ago

Girls: I wasn't throwing mixed signals. Also girls:

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u/Altruistic_Price_161 23h ago

She 100% thinks she can take down much bigger guys cause they're all treating her with kid gloves

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u/Jack3024 22h ago

The smile she gives him at the beginning. It's just so hard for this stuff not to be playful and flirty even if you're trying