r/SipsTea • • 20h ago

Lmao gottem Like a kid on Christmas

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u/-threefeetoffun 20h ago

Tom to his dad:

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u/-_-0_0-_0 18h ago

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u/RichesToRags8647 17h ago

I'm aware it's a joke, buuuut technically: Sorcerers have innate, bloodline-driven magic and use Charisma, while wizards gain their powers through rigorous scholarly study and use Intelligence.

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u/CluelessBloop 17h ago

So... Dr Strange is a wizard?

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u/MummifiedForeskins 16h ago

Dr Strange is a Mage!

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u/Skorched3ARTH 15h ago

I thought he was a Doctor?

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u/Capable_Swordfish701 14h ago

What, doctors can’t also be wizards? That’s racist.

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u/RichesToRags8647 12h ago

Wizard PhD? WD? There goes the neighborhood.

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u/ArcticWolf_0xFF 11h ago

There can only be one Doctor.

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u/Skorched3ARTH 8h ago

Ill say "what is a necromancer?", thanks Alex.

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u/DaRealKovi 12h ago

I thought he was Strange?

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u/handbanana42 11h ago

Maybe. Who am I to judge?

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u/PyroIsSpai 16h ago

Who am I to judge?

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u/Beneficial_Credit_47 16h ago

Strange sold his soul to a devil for his power ?

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u/Ouhbab 15h ago

Wouldnt that be a warlock?

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u/Beneficial_Credit_47 15h ago

Yep you are correct, I have made a mistake

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u/Gardainfrostbeard 16h ago

I'd say you'd be closer with the new warrior of the mystic arts monk.

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u/Kelnozz 6h ago

..so Ned is a sorcerer? I think

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u/throwaway60221407e23 16h ago

Technically that is only true within the context of Dungeons and Dragons which has no bearing on what the distinction might be within the MCU.

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u/RichesToRags8647 12h ago

Not only D&D, but I agree on the latter further in the comments. I just thought it was a fun comment to make.

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u/Head-Ad-2136 10h ago

Sorcerer is a synonym for wizard that didn't take on the "innately magical" definition until the release of 3rd edition Dungeons and Dragons in 2000

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u/SeanyDay 6h ago

And 3e (and 3.5e) are the best edition and shall be treated as the gospel truth of lord gygax and all the nerds across the land!

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u/Boil-Degs 16h ago

Teeeeeechnically a sorcerer's magic can come from sources outside of their bloodline. A sorcerer is a magic user whose magic is an innate talent or gift rather than having learned it through study or gained it through worship.

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u/the_ajan 16h ago

How do we define a magician? Person who does parlour magic tricks?

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u/Nickbou 16h ago

Illusions, Michael.
Tricks are what whores do for money. Or cocaine.

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u/Neddiggis 12h ago

Technically a sorcerer is 8th son of an 8th son, a wizard squared if you will.

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u/Sansnom01 16h ago

Nerd !

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u/MaximumSubtlety 11h ago

I am laughing so hard right now. Thank you.

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u/Greyjack00 11h ago

Well no, that's just the distinction d&d makes and even then that would also be a description of the 3.5 warlock class 

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u/The_sochillist 10h ago

But Harry potter wizards have bloodline magic even making it a point that impurity is looked down on. Maybe hagrids opener needs a retcon to "yerr not a wizard harry"

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u/dillydangler 19h ago

Legendary meme pull

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u/Aeon1508 20h ago

amazing

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u/ElkDue4803 11h ago

Sometimes there is a PERFECT meme for a situation, and this is one of those times

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u/TheLoneRipper1 15h ago

Since its Emma Watson/Hermione, wouldn't it be a witch?

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u/TheCoolBlondeGirl 20h ago

“Pls act cool dad”

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u/Takoyaki_Dice 20h ago

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u/DyingSunSeverian 20h ago

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 20h ago

I jusr smile like this all the time so it seems normal when my really reaction is just that.

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u/TRiG993 17h ago

RIP Kailia Posey

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u/DyingSunSeverian 17h ago

Jesus fucking Christ I didn’t even know about this.

16 years old dead, by suicide by hanging.

This fucking planet man.

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u/HonkHonkBeach 16h ago

Holy shit. Poor girl.

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u/i_tyrant 15h ago

Oh no. And so young.

It sucks that someone who brought so many people so much joy with one meme felt enough pain to do that. Man.

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u/Pikachupikachup 18h ago

how tf did bro get suspended within 2 hour tf?

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u/Demoncreed27 19h ago

“I’m always cool son 😎”

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u/descartavel5 19h ago

"Son, it's Hermione! The wizard girl from that movie!"

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u/Wide_Guitar_3558 20h ago

Tom just trying not to get caught looking

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u/soulsnoober 10h ago

Nah, Tom doesn't fumble Zendaya. Brother's locked in.

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u/JapDrag 20h ago

"Zendaya is gonna kill me, focus"

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u/Sad-Development-4153 20h ago

Zendaya has trained him well

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u/-FORSAK3N- 20h ago

The face of regerts

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u/El_Titanium_Blanco 20h ago

I feel like he looks like this in most pictures

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u/Bithium 20h ago

“Sorry for the goofy grin. I’ve just… never met a real celebrity in person before!”

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u/reverendball 18h ago edited 10h ago

Best bit is, Dom Holland (Tom's Dad) IS a celebrity

He's been on the UK Comedy circuit for decades and he's v good

Def recommend looking up his stand up sets

The face he's pulling is 1000% comedy genius to maximize Tom's embarrassment and I'm so here for it hahah

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u/Bluefooted-Spaceorc 18h ago

Yeah, my dad loves me more than anything on this earth and I think his favorite moments are watching me tomato with embarrassment. His wedding speech was something else.

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u/dave_campbell 17h ago

This makes me happy.

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u/Open-Platform-1305 17h ago

Sir, we're going to need the details.

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u/Bluefooted-Spaceorc 17h ago

The mother fucker (literally) told the tail of when I brought my partner home for the first time. There was an earthquake, we all (my six siblings, parents, partner and I) ended up outside with my partner and I in a situation of undress. If you grew up without teenage sisters I envy you, they are brutal.

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u/emopest 16h ago

As it happened I would had mentally saved that image as a "wedding story, if it comes to that" as well.

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u/SK_Nerd 12h ago

I saw a clip of his dads stand up recently. He says "we've got three kids. All boys! And I know you're not supposed to have a favorite but... well, when of them is Spider-Man..."

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u/Limp_Dirt8694 16h ago

For a second I thought you were confirming my assumption that his dad is the guy from Best In Show. It looks exactly like him with that goofy grin hahah

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u/Loreki 14h ago

Yeah. He definitely made a professional grade dad joke moments before this was taken.

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u/ZoominAlong 16h ago

Absolutely.  Parents adore embarrassing their kids and something like this is adorable,  funny and harmless. 

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u/henryeaterofpies 5h ago

Behold the true power. 50% comedian. 50% dad.....the maximum amount of embarrassing

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u/ItsNotHolland 13h ago

Til that toms dad is called dom, and i think thats funny.

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u/CyberCamouflage 20h ago

Splendid.

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u/Internal_Rise2658 20h ago

Dominic Holland used to be semi-famous on daytime TV. I first knew Tom Holland as "Dominic Holland's son".

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u/redfam07 19h ago

Dom Holland? He was up all night brainstorming for names for his son, wasn't he...

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u/Kolby_Jack33 18h ago

Tom and Zendaya's son will thusly be name... Zom Holland.

He will also be the best and only film actor of his day!

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u/_VeniVidiAmavi_ 16h ago

Tom & Mom Holland

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u/Unidangoofed 17h ago

Wait... That means his full name is Tominic Holland 🤯

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u/grahamfreeman 10h ago

Before that he was a stand-up on the circuit. Saw him a few times in pubs in London, and once or twice at the fringe I think.

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u/Interesting-Bed-3003 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/P1HGMh3D2QPOU

Once Emma leaves and he notices some things missing.

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u/Greenman8907 19h ago

I love that movie so much.

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u/NOTcreative- 18h ago

Michael cera in it is amazing

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u/Dustigaard 12h ago

What movie?

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u/Valuable_Teacher_589 11h ago

This is the End. Favourite comedy movie ever. One of main reasons I hate that James Franco had to go and be weird with his students a couple years later. They did have a sequel planned after all. :(

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u/buscuitsfordinner 19h ago

One of those movies thats just so awful it loops back around to being good. So stupid, so funny.

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u/purpletendies 20h ago

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u/UnimpressedUmpire 20h ago

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u/Kinslayer_89 19h ago

No Eddy, can you explain?

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u/DynamiteSquirrel 19h ago

I fear the internet is slowly becoming a place that doesn't understand this reference. I should probably run to the hills.

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u/ThatFugginGuy419 18h ago

Run for your life!

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u/Kinslayer_89 18h ago

Fear of the internet, fear of the internet. I have a constant fear that someone’s always there.

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u/Wait_ItGetsWorse 20h ago

Emma Hotson. Am I right guys?

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u/imehpuck 19h ago

Username checks out

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u/-Cool_Ethan- 20h ago

Stars' parents are just like us!

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u/walkscotter 20h ago

My dad would tell the worst dad joke alive at this point.

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u/it0xin 18h ago

his dad is a stand up comedian so I bet he has the best dad jokes ever.

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u/Groundbreaking_Dare4 19h ago

" hey Tom, do you think Harry really did Potter? "

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u/VitaminPb 19h ago

He dad is a well known comedian in England. Emma would know who he was as well as Tom.

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u/kon--- 20h ago

His eyes are past her

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u/TesticleMeElmo 18h ago

Staring at the same thing everyone else in the photo is staring at, which isn’t Emma

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u/Legitimate_Stage2941 20h ago

Just for those not aware, Dom Holland (Toms dad) is one of THE best English stand-up comedians in the business. This guy almost killed me, as I was laughing so hard at his live standup years ago, that I couldn’t breathe. Just as I felt like I had a slight bit of air to breathe in, he slams another line that had me doubled over laughing. The guy is amazing, and highly reccomend watching his stuff.

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u/aBigBottleOfWater 20h ago

Alright Dom, now get off reddit

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u/Sapceghost1 20h ago

He's not really been relevant in about 20 years. He used to be on TV all the time.

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u/Brewcastle_ 20h ago

Lol I was so focused on the dad's grin, I had no idea Tom and Emma were there. Read the headline and had to do a double take.

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u/SmolPPIncorporated 20h ago

Emma Watson is one of the prettiest women on the planet.

What is the expectation? All men should avert their eyes when beautiful people are in their presence?? She's literally walking directly in front of him.

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u/GolotasDisciple 19h ago

No expectations... but a photo taken in a moment that might be completely out of context, while still being extremely suggestive, is really funny...

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u/on_spikes 11h ago

extremely suggestive? bro is just smiling?!

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u/Only_Chapter_3434 19h ago

it’s complete taken out of context

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u/HugePast9455 17h ago

Agreed, the whole crowd is looking the direction he is, even the people on rows she's already passed. He's probably looking at whatever else.

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u/dojo_shlom0 19h ago

call me crazy, but I don't think he is smiling because of this?

maybe because he watched those movies/read the books with his son and it's fun seeing her with his son there and because his sons an actor now it's just a cool moment. I don't think his old dad is looking at her and grinning because she's so beautiful or the most beautiful on the planet. tbh, she isn't; and who cares? I just can't see that being the reason he's grinning hah.

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u/Open-Platform-1305 17h ago

tbh, she isn't

You're gonna have to back that up mate. Girl has been top dog for years.

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u/dojo_shlom0 15h ago

oh I'm going to have to back that up m8? that's not what "back that up" means..

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u/SmolPPIncorporated 18h ago

I think he's looking past her, honestly, but my point extends beyond this specific image.

Looking at attractive people in public is almost evolutionarily involuntary, and it's laughable to even insinuate that there could be anything problematic about it inherently.

People find people attractive. We don't get to pick who we find attractive, and equally, we don't get to pick who finds us attractive.

If someone is actively leering at you and staring at your body, then yes, they are absolutely a creep and you have every reason to be upset.

But if someone briefly checks you out upon noticing you and then goes about their day, you really have no valid reason to be upset - even if you don't find them attractive.

By existing in public, you consent to be seen by the public.

I don't think Tom Holland's dad was checking out Emma Watson in this picture. I'm just saying that if he was, there would be literally nothing inherently wrong with that. It's okay to check people out.

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u/Sure_Rhubarb_3173 19h ago

Sometimes I forget everyone on this app is autistic. Nobody is mad at the dad lol

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u/sushishibe 15h ago

Men’s sexuality is being shamed…

You can admire the fact that a woman looks good. Without being “%100” a creep.

And fuck. If a sexual thought creeps up. You can’t control it.

It’s so dumb. It’s so ironic that in the age of “love is love” men can’t show any attraction without being labelled a creep.

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u/Itchy58 13h ago

Also: there is different levels of pretty. She is not bleached hair- big tits -type pretty. She is beautiful face - classy - type pretty. she is also a quite good actor and seems to be a genuinely decent human being.

But what bothers me even more: I feel like we somehow jumped from rightfully shaming cat calling and creepy stares to somehow shaming people that look happy while talking to/looking at a other human being - as soon as that being is a woman- and I hate it. 

The scene looks like two people being open and welcoming to each other. It looks normal to me. 

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u/houseWithoutSpoons 10h ago

Right.this is a snap shot.he may have been huge smile,saying hello noce to meet you.or huge smile i lover Harmonie she's the best type thing..this is silly.id smile from ear to ear also if freekin Ron Weasley step in front of me and im a straight dude

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u/RichesToRags8647 17h ago

Funny enough, I'm willing to bet Tom is averting his eyes precisely to avoid any accusations which is annoying and dumb. I think Dad is just stoked to see her. This society really has some serious puritanical hangups.

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u/Salamylidwontfit 16h ago

You’re mad about a situation you made up in your head

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u/SmurphsLaw 15h ago

Is the dad even looking at her? It looks like he’s looking off to the side.

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u/audigex 18h ago

Who said anything about it being about her being attractive?

No idea why Reddit needs to jump to this idea that he's perving on her, it looks to me more like a "Oh my god it's Emma Watson!" face, no different to if it had been Daniel Radcliffe

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u/Sotilis 8h ago

Why do women lie to each other????

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u/StandardNeither1311 20h ago

Pretty sure that is being cool when faced with Emma Watson.

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u/FordMaleEscort 19h ago

He's just smiling.

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u/BistitchualBeekeeper 19h ago

Yeah, my thoughts too. His eyes look focused on something further away to me, she just happened to be passing.

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u/Status-Visit-918 20h ago

OMG he’s such a ham 😭😭 this is actually really cute

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u/readmorebookskids 18h ago

Who wouldn't be dazzled by Hermione.

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u/nick2k23 11h ago

Can you blame him?

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u/MundaneMoments 19h ago

Picture of a guy smiling… I think there might be some projection happening in this thread.

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u/EfficientCheek3335 10h ago

Is he divorced😂

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u/beck_is_back 10h ago

Now he is! 😅

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u/CloseDaLight 19h ago

You just know that his dad can’t help smiling and telling people how proud he is of his son and that his son is Spiderman. Now say he isn’t adding that to every conversation

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u/punk_weasel 17h ago

Is this supposed to be weird? Imagine your son becomes famous and you start meeting the people you see on the big screen… I’d be star struck myself.

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u/Savings_Reality1170 15h ago

Phil and Luke Dunphy IRL.

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u/Adventurous-Dog420 17h ago

See a beautiful person and you get all flustered. Literally happened to me the other day at work. A woman approached me who was a straight 10/10. Looked like she walked right out of a Victorias Secret catalog. And I couldn't even speak to her properly. She was asking me questions that I definitely knew and I couldn't compose myself.

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u/wanderingmonster 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9IgnYuu2A0CeRD3O

Oh, I’m as excited as excited can be!

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u/Go_Gators_4Ever 19h ago

Ah! So that's a Chinese Fidget Spinner!

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u/jppcfnnumnum 20h ago

Could be worse. At least he’s not JJ McCarthy’s dad 😬

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u/konous 18h ago

Tom is immune to a White Woman's Charms.

His Dad has no such immunity.

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u/Total-Improvement535 20h ago

I, too, would be cheesing that hard at emma watson

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u/Sonar_Taxbreak_1138 20h ago

Well, off to watch the footie, where's my jacket and tie?

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u/Five-Oh-Vicryl 20h ago

What a babe

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u/MaintenanceStock6766 19h ago

What's Colin Firth doing there?

Liked him in Kingsmen :)

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u/igkoz1 18h ago

never going to pretend that I will act normal next to Emma Watson

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u/dasssitmane 18h ago

A girl told me some weird dude at her work keeps showing her pics like this and acts like it’s the greatest thing ever.

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u/DrWernerKlopek89 16h ago

Wait...Tom is a nepo baby?!!

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u/PaddleMonkey 15h ago

Wonder how he looks with Zendaya

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u/PaulCenji 14h ago

"Hey, Ronnie Wood, is that Emma Watson? I'm so nervous to meet a real celeb."

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u/JDPbutwithanf 12h ago

Me too buddy...me too

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u/No-Earth6310 12h ago

lol... that was funny... he really acted normal.. hahaha

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u/TheOldGenesys 12h ago

wait.... his dad is Michael Spicer?

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u/salty_c-dawg 12h ago

Rassie Erasmus is Tom Holland's dad = confirmed

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u/RockAndStoner69 10h ago

Never got the hype

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u/100percent-sales-tax 9h ago

Zendaya has eyes on him like Jason Bourne.

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u/ChrysisLT 6h ago

Nobody in that picture appears to be looking at Watson.

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u/Some-Principle-106 20h ago

Wow op. Great post.

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u/LefT-NYC 20h ago

That is the normal reaction. 🤷‍♂️

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u/southflhitnrun 20h ago

This "Dad be cool" moment will always be adorable. lmao

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u/silv3rbull8 20h ago

You can see the family resemblance

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u/bdontmatter 19h ago

The guy in the glasses to crotch level he’s trying to get a peak!!!

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u/timfinn1972 19h ago

In the bank for later ;-)

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