r/SipsTea • • 3h ago

Chugging tea A very compelling commercial

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u/Last-Scratch-5431 3h ago

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u/Fairy-Petals 3h ago

The most honest anatomy chart ever created

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u/Ok-You5151 2h ago

Should have penis 1 saying i cum for you

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u/SaltyMotor8549 3h ago

So the ads in Cyberpunk 2077 are not so unrealistic after all.

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u/Bowman_van_Oort 3h ago

Can't wait to see a Pepsi ad featuring a hot chick with dick bulge

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u/Kampvilja 3h ago

I'm in.

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u/Bowman_van_Oort 24m ago

I'd let her in

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u/copperblood 3h ago

Breaking News: Attractive people are good for advertising and marketing. This is such a new concept and in no way goes back to when we literally invented advertising and marketing.

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u/Head-Ad9893 2h ago

I mean … what is it mean when I don’t remember any ads and don’t even know what she’s trying to sell?

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u/looselyhuman 2h ago

You're not the target market probably.

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u/eluser234453 43m ago

When I see and ad I usually expect to understand what they're selling instantly. My best guess here is gambling.

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u/Slartibartfast39 3h ago

Sorry, what? Something about boobies?

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u/Cantripping_ 3h ago

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u/bucketboy9000 3h ago

Milkers, if you want to get technical

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u/eggplantpot 3h ago

Tetas, if you want to expand liguistically

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u/froopadiddilydoop 2h ago

Bazongas, if you require slang

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u/EntertainerIcy7051 1h ago

Jugs, if I should be so cheeky

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u/Mr_Elixr 23m ago

Melons, if one feels ever so thirsty

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u/Ok-You5151 2h ago

Theres a city in europe called brest

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u/horizonparallax 3h ago

Did anyone actually notice the product name?

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u/Slartibartfast39 3h ago

There are more important things in life.

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u/horizonparallax 3h ago

Priorities fully aligned here

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u/That_Jicama2024 3h ago

No, that's why it's a stupid ad.

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u/Sweet_Cherrryy 3h ago

Who grab the brand name

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u/tandempandemonium 2h ago

Grab... What? Brand ? Ohh right. No

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u/Specialist-Web-9216 3h ago

I don't get society and censorship. Movies have gotten increasingly strict with their rating system. TV is getting more lenient with swearing and amount of skin. Commercials and ads can be like this. If you're a celebrity at some premier you can pretty much wear whatever you want showing as much as you want. Youtube has become a blurred and bleeped nightmare.

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u/PraiseThaBreadI 3h ago

This is what it looks like as soon as the vid ends

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u/eggplantpot 3h ago

THE GOAT

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u/MaxPower836 3h ago edited 2h ago

Like there’s not enough weirdos jacking it in Times Square

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u/Worth-Reputation3450 3h ago

And traffic accident rate went through the roof

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u/relaxedfitkhakis 3h ago

These Sidney Sweeney ads are supposed to come off as vaguely anti woke but they mostly feel like some ad agencies incredibly condescending view of both men and their own profession

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u/thebiglebowskiisfine 3h ago

I read that twice, and I still don't understand what you said.

It's just an ad.

Just because it's popular doesn't mean it is political.

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u/relaxedfitkhakis 3h ago

More clearly: it feels like a cynical ad executive assuming putting Sydney Sweeney half naked in our faces is a bold statement enough to help sell their products. In this instance it’s for a lingerie (her lingerie company iirc) company, whatever. But for the American Eagle or that sports gambling ad it feels stupid and cynical. My judgement is less about the politics (tho there’s a little of that) and more of like…an artistic judgment. They come off less like actual advertisements and more like a dumb college guys idea of what an ad is

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u/thebiglebowskiisfine 2h ago

So... you are not their target audience.

Seems like the advertisements are working to sell products. That makes them relevant and effective, regardless of your feelings, judgments, and political leanings.

*"Dumb" college guys have money to spend, and that's not a bad thing.

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u/thumbinbumb 53m ago

Is this ad making you buy lingerie?

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u/thebiglebowskiisfine 39m ago

I'm just new boot goofin.

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u/thumbinbumb 33m ago

I just don’t think the people that are gooning to this ad are actually spending any money on the product lol. I mean there’s probably some, but not most

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u/millstone20 1h ago

Sex sells. Marketing 101

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u/Evil_phd 1h ago

They might have gone too far on it. I have no idea what they're selling.

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u/DriftnDaddyRL 3h ago

How are they anti-woke? Because she's white? That's a hell of a stretch.

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u/Rudresh27 3h ago

Bro, it's titties. Just enjoy them and don't bring culture war into it.

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u/Kampvilja 3h ago

People decided that they are anti woke for drama. Even the genes/jeans ads were about being hot not race. Posing with men's football gear for a (shitty) company did not demean women's sports. I'm sure that she is a bit of a conservative twit, but she isn't MAGA in public so far.

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u/relaxedfitkhakis 3h ago

I think the ‘anti wokeness’ imo isn’t about the jeans thing but the like, Man Show level sexual humor/scantily clad stuff. I’m struggling to remember any woke era marketing that was this transparent and low brow about, for lack of a better term, the male gaze.

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u/Kampvilja 3h ago

I agree on a lot of it but no, the jeans thing was definitely called racist as if the writers meant White genes.

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u/relaxedfitkhakis 3h ago

Oh sure and I don’t think that element was on purpose and I think the reaction and the reaction to the reaction was overblown and didn’t comport with reality. I meant more of the sexual angle we see with a great chunk of campaigns that feature her basically being: “look at how hot Sidney Sweeney is, now go sports gamble you dumpy mouth breather”.

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u/Kerfluffle2x4 3h ago

The most important factor though - does it sell product?

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u/relaxedfitkhakis 3h ago

In this instance it might make sense, given it’s a lingerie company. But there’s a reason most of the places you’d wanna buy shit from dont run ads like that gambling company I can’t remember the name of because I was ogling the woman in the ad.

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u/Significant-Way9330 2h ago

She's basically just one of those old Carl's Jr. ad whores. You remember those? Giant titties fake eating a western bacon cheeseburger. 

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u/asault2 1h ago

And her campaign is EVERYWHERE, especially on Reddit with these "omg look at Sidney Sweeney". Its all ads. We are seeing her because someone wants us to see her and its disgusting

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u/relaxedfitkhakis 1h ago

I don’t think it’s disgusting per se, but I did say somewhere else in this thread that they’re better advertisements for her hotness than the products and this definitely makes me feel correct

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u/VanillaGoorillla 35m ago

It’s sex and that sells or gets free publicity from people complaining about it online

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u/smart_move1986 3h ago

Sold! I’ll take 10…of whatever it is?

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u/Aleksandr_Ulyev 1h ago

Not sure what compelling is but this is worthy for sure

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u/yoursidepice887 3h ago

Now that's the new york I know

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u/poop19907643 3h ago

That's not fair to drivers.

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u/modsaretoddlers 2h ago

"What are you doing step advertising display?"

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u/The_Frybo 2h ago

And everybody ejaculated at the exact same moment ♥️

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u/mariusbleek 2h ago

I was watching the traffic down below waiting for a crash

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u/Prof_Awesome_GER 3h ago

You guys know that porn is free right?

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u/NatureEither1044 3h ago

This is a society degeneration

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u/SPZ_Ireland 3h ago edited 3h ago

It is tbf.

I don't know how the people who are so offended and think that a rainbow will corrupt a child are ok with this though.

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u/SpecialistMap8210 3h ago

Is this going to make kids even straighter? Lol

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u/Kampvilja 3h ago

That's how the straight agenda gets you.

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u/I_hate_all_of_ewe 3h ago

Because it's not actually about the children.  It's about their own hatred and bigotry.  And they justify it by pretending that it's their sacred book is telling them to hate.

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u/Unlikely-Guava-30 3h ago

Because being straight is okay to them so it's not viewed as corruption horning up a bunch of children as long as it's in a heterosexual way

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u/Mavcu 1h ago

Actually really good point, if you dislike "woke" ads and movements, then by default this should heavily offend you as well - if we are being consistent.

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u/Shining_w1zard 2h ago

Love how this is ok but a rainbow on the straight corrupts children.

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u/Imhidingfromu 3h ago

The world is healing

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u/SpudAlmighty 3h ago

Booooobs

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u/Quirky-Analyst-3427 3h ago

Nice let the children learn even faster

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u/IvanhoeMar1n 3h ago

Can we just go back to the good old days when timesquare was filled with strip clubs?

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u/ack-ack-ack-attack 3h ago

I'm not offended by the ad I just don't understand who they're for. No amount of titties will make me buy something I don't need or want.

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u/buddachickentml 3h ago

I assume it's for men who buy lingerie for their wife/gf

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u/ack-ack-ack-attack 3h ago

But what do Sweeneys titties have to do with that?

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u/buddachickentml 3h ago

Men like titties. Men like their wife's titties. Why do car ads show someone driving the car instead of it just sitting on the lot?

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u/no_crust_buster 3h ago

Did this happen, or is this AI?

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u/Limit5465 3h ago

I’d tell my son to sit and watch that for 30 minutes

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u/cereal-spilla 3h ago

Welcome to Night City

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u/zerosmith86 3h ago

How I crashed my car into someone's Mother.

Monday at 9. 8 central

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u/Solid_Signature_7447 2h ago

This is pornographic

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u/ChulaK 3h ago

That's the least weird thing you'll see around Times Square, what is this post about lol. Usually there's a bunch of nekid ladies with their "bikinis" painted on just walking around

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u/rudosmith 3h ago

I saw that a decade ago when I was 12! It was nice.

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u/ambivalent_moon 3h ago

What kind of name is “Syrn” lol

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u/tessellation__ 3h ago

Lol, Sern

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u/ambivalent_moon 3h ago

That’s how I read it lol

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u/ObscureOperatorZ 3h ago

Siyrn lmao

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u/elebentychimkin 3h ago

Reminds me of CERN

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u/Robert_Oppenheimer2 3h ago

Cant wait till she turns 30 and her fans decide shes too old

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u/Pockydo 3h ago

I'm curious how many people think two dudes holding hands is inappropriate for kids also think this is fine

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u/SpecialistMap8210 3h ago

One is gay and one isn't. Some don't believe gay is ok.

Pretty easy to understand dude. I half agree with you tho

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u/Pockydo 3h ago

I understand I just think it's funny to point out their issue isn't sexual content

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u/CVNasty96 3h ago

Let me know when you find out the number. I think you’ll be searching for a long time.

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u/Trick-Mechanic8986 3h ago

She looks like she has FAS...sorry, I cant get past it.

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u/Im_not_smelling_that 3h ago

Her boobs look perfectly normal. I don't see the FAS

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u/CipherWeaver 3h ago

I'm not looking at her face

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u/effbenzo 3h ago

bb girl

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u/n3Ver9h0st 3h ago

Increasing the occurrence of accidents, I see.

Insurance companies hate this simple trick...

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u/GoldTrade11 3h ago

Good for her doing what she wants. I have no problem with it. Although I can imagine her father feels uncomfortable.

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u/lupuscrepusculum 3h ago

Sern? I’m calling it sern

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u/otiscribblecotis 3h ago

She's big right now.

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u/Haunting-Context1735 3h ago

What a stupid brand name

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u/kumadelmar 3h ago

Times square finally back to the way I remember it

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u/white_equatorial 3h ago

I don't get why the advertisers don't understand that after the post nut clarity hits, people won't actually won't buy their products. They should instead show her in nunwear, and promise free saucy videos along with the purchase

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u/TheBigMoogy 3h ago

Is Sweeny the only woman with boobies in America?

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u/Novel-Adeptness-4603 3h ago

How are these billboards not considered potential distractions that can cause accidents?

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u/snaverevilo 3h ago

Weird way to advertise a particle physics lab

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u/downbarton 3h ago

Bravo!

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u/Chelbus-Maximus4721 3h ago

THIS!!!! THIS IS WHAT I MEAN BY “WERE NOT A CHRISTIAN COUNTRY!”

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u/KittensAndGravy 2h ago

I saw what OP was really outraged about … if you look closely you can see a same sex couple holding hands. How dare they try to stuff their lifestyle down our throats.

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u/DeuceDeuce79 2h ago

Amazing 🤩

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u/0utriderZero 2h ago

Bigger than life

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u/Mr_Fixit-616 2h ago

Trump and this in Times Square. It feels like Regan is back in office.

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u/Sufficient-Lunch3774 2h ago

I’d like to order whatever this is please. A pair if possible. Thanks

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u/ArtemisVsOrion 1h ago

Cyberpunk vibes

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u/Specialist_Grass2345 1h ago

I feel bad for ppl walking that side walk under the large displays… so close but still missed it 😅

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u/chieftichakeef 1h ago

It's more and more like Cyberpunk77 in-game ads..

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u/Thick-Vacation193 1h ago

Lol, these comments are sending me! 🤣Y'all are wayyyy too easy 😂

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u/Meaty_Wizard 1h ago

Tits and logos. What are we buying?

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u/TataJasia 1h ago

Music videos have long portrayed women this way, and somehow, nobody minds. And what about commercials? Every ad for women's lingerie looks like that.

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u/natopoppins 1h ago

I agree she is hot

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u/thumbinbumb 54m ago

Boring. I guess this is what you’re reduced to when you can’t act and looks are your only asset.

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u/Mdgt_Pope 20m ago

SYRN = Siren? So she’s a monster preying on the lust of men

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u/theColeHardTruth 18m ago

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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u/ankerverse 3h ago

Make sure you don't show our kids a pride flag, though!

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u/ankerverse 3h ago

To the people downvoting me, you're clearly not understanding my sarcasm. Republicans say pride flags are bad and we shouldn't expose our children to that indoctrination. But they're ok with our kids seeing effectively-naked women on 10 story tall billboards in public.

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u/sniffmegooch 2h ago

Fat ang ugly bitches be hyperventilating calling it some bullshit "degrading towards trans rights" or whatever

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u/Rookietothegame 3h ago

How many “feminists” are going to be upset with this ad?

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u/archercc81 2h ago

I hear its not doing well because it turns out women dont give a shit about her, just gooners. And its not like THEY have someone to buy that shit for.

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u/Shinobi_Dimsum 3h ago

Mmm yeah that cake.

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u/ChadVonDoom 3h ago

How they're bigger than my entire body when they're on the jumbotron

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u/SpecialistMap8210 3h ago

Watch out here. Comes all the people saying that this is comparable to try to turn kids trans

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u/vvxxzzyy 3h ago

That kind of ads in murica and still have the largest populations of gay? Whats wrong with u guys LOL

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u/Shining_w1zard 2h ago

Wtf do you mean? There are straight dudes who don't find Sydney Sweeney attractive. That's their choice lol. Humans don't think or like the same things. If they are attracted to adults who can consent, they are normal.

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u/Worth-Reputation3450 2h ago

But they seem to react with "disgusting" or "eww" when they see old rich guy dating with younger pretty girls who can consent.

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u/Shining_w1zard 2h ago

Who do you mean they lol? That argument could be used against any side.

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u/Evil_phd 1h ago

It's simple math

More Boob Ads = More Lesbians

More Lesbians = More Artisinal Bakeries

More Artisinal Bakeries = More Gay men

More Gay men = More Fashion Designers

More Fashion Designers = More Boob Ads

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u/Former_Mobile3101 3h ago

The lgbt population percentage isn't even that high, sitting around 10% of the US population. Granted that is going based on those who have put down that they are lgbt on paper and that there probably is a lot more than anyone realizes. That all being said our lgbt is a lot louder than most other places where the lgbt are free from government prosecution.

Why does it matter though? Like who really cares about what other people do sexualy? So Jim Bob over there has to shoot a bottle rocket from his dick with a car battery clamped to his nipples and Sharon eating his ass while she's getting fucked from behind by Jim Bob's cousin. How the fuck does that effect you?

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u/SmellyFbuttface 2h ago

Think I saw that video…

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u/ughlump 2h ago

That’s oddly specific.

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u/Otaconmg 1h ago

10% is pretty high. I’m honestly surprised.