r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/Rap2rerise • 5d ago

WCGW kissing a turtle

5.6k Upvotes

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u/19dadchair73 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cO39srN2EUIRaVqaVq

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u/snarlinaardvark 4d ago

Turtle gave her a lip piercing for free!

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u/Independent-State-27 4d ago

The one time this meme couldn't fit any better...

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 7h ago

It was the turtle’s crowning moment.

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u/Samtoast 4d ago

Yeah you can also get salmonella

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u/Akaberes 4d ago

I love free salmon

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u/DragonFireSpace 4d ago

Even better with mozarella

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u/Samtoast 4d ago

Mmmmmm forbidden combination

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u/ezmoney98 4d ago

Ella...ella...ella

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u/Mediocre_Fill_40 4d ago

Eh.. Eh.. Eh..

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u/Distinguishedflyer 4d ago

it's miniature salmon.

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u/Syzygy_Stardust 4d ago

ella, ella, ella

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u/Samtoast 4d ago

Eh, eh, eh, eh

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u/Dman0o9 4d ago

eeyou can get sal-monella

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u/M-Noremac 4d ago

Next Weird Al song incoming...

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u/Ink-Sky 4d ago

Yeah it's a little fun fact that not only chickens shed the bacteria salmonella but also ducks, turkeys, geese, all reptiles like snakes, lizards, turtles, tortoise and also amphibians like frogs, toads, salamanders AND pocket pets/rodents can carry it on their fur like hamsters, guinea pigs, rats, mice AND other farm animals can shed it in their manure from cows, goats, sheep & pigs which can easily cross contaminate them & their areas.

It's just that salmonella is mostly known for chickens because we mass consume their eggs.

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u/vladashram 1d ago

Hedgehogs are a big one. They're the source of quite a few outbreaks in the last few years due to the rise in having them as pets.

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u/themaskstays_ 4d ago

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u/Samtoast 4d ago

I love his videos. Chat history gets a pass though

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u/sonic10158 4d ago

Salmonella Fitzgerald

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u/Myself-io 4d ago

Or 1 Lip instead of 2

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u/El_Guap 4d ago

Samonella is so much better when you earn it.

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u/TheGreatJaceyGee 2d ago

Idk he makes a pretty good acadamy

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u/Alldaybagpipes 1d ago

You want us to get sasspirilla or something you dick??

…I can’t believe you just did that, Julian, those were the good kind….eight bucks…

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u/newbie527 1d ago

Icing on the cake.

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u/lululoopy86 21h ago

Eeeeerm that's a turtle not a salmon 🙄 /s

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u/jsakic99 4d ago

The important thing is that she recorded the video.

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u/Sternfritters 4d ago

And posted it

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u/LinuxF4n 4d ago

If you are going to get bit better to at least milk it for content 

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u/Drum_Eatenton 4d ago

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u/InevitableOk5017 4d ago

This is the best one!

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u/Freddy_Chopin76 4d ago

Yessss, for sure...my fav!

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u/Freddy_Chopin76 4d ago

This is what I came here for,,, not disappointed! lol

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u/rioryan 4d ago

It’s a a zit!

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u/BunPuncherExtreme 4d ago

♫ So happy together! ♫

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u/BurtTurglar 1d ago

I’m scared sarge!

We’re all scared, son.

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u/Free-oppossums 4d ago

Going for the au naturel lip plumping.

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u/ImaFreemason 4d ago

This is how you actually do it.

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u/Money-Editor-3992 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/D3umcr3d38kLfCpfAL
Is the lip gone

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u/Forever__Puzzled 4d ago

No these turtles dont bite that hard

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u/Myself-io 4d ago

Maybe not to completely remove the lip but they are fuc.ing strong

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u/Forever__Puzzled 4d ago

Right, no chomping but leave marks for sure

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u/Myself-io 3d ago

Oh yeah a permanent turtle kiss

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u/ElTuxedoMex 4d ago

Heroes in a half-shell, turtle power.

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u/PurifiedUnity 4d ago

They're the world's most fearsome biting team (We really nip)

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u/Skinnwork 4d ago

Lips look like worms

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u/OrdinalCore 4d ago

exactly how I thought it would end

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u/Borderline-ADHD- 4d ago

Would have been worth it if it was a frog

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u/VirtuallyTellurian 3d ago

Probably turn into the prince that's obsessed with giving his fortune to others via email

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u/Mantatoe 4d ago

That is no turtle, TIS A TERROR-PIN!

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u/Comeondontosouthpark 4d ago

When I was younger I did this and it got me on the nose 🤣🤣

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u/mrjmgreddit 4d ago

I had one thay bit me in the finger when I was...8 or so? Nasty mf, I was feeding him.. It was then I learmed not to mess with them :)

This must have hurt!

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u/Smart_Ad_3534 23h ago

Pareil au même âge ! Je ne voulais pas croire qu’elle puisse me mordre et surtout me faire mal… j’avais tord 😂

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u/Mammoth-Ad-107 4d ago

Regrets were made

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u/Immediate_Low5496 4d ago

Cheaper than getting another piercing at Claire's?
https://giphy.com/gifs/DnNdjoaBbShAA

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u/Admirable-Abroad4513 4d ago

That happened to my little brother at the cabin way back. Never will forget that one. My uncle just started pouring salt and the turtle did actually let go but holy shit. My bro learned what pain was that day.

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u/Rick_Lekabron 4d ago

Cowabunga Baby!!!!

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u/Silent_Swing4673 4d ago

Didn’t that happen in an Ernest movie?

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u/PB-n-AJ 4d ago

I DID IT! I TOOK THE LINDBERGH BABY! I AM JOSEF MENGELE!

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u/Baka_Otaku173 4d ago

Turtles have beaks. she lost a piece of her lips…

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u/SpendHefty6066 3d ago

Two lips. Buy her 11 tulips and call it a dozen.

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u/dolla-dolla-billyall 4d ago

Salmonella and disfigurement combo. Brutal.

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u/StarPhished 4d ago

Isn't that a salmonella danger?

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u/R4GEQUITT3R 4d ago

It most certainly is

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u/Shining_declining 4d ago

That’s just dumb AF. I don’t know how many videos I’ve seen of people getting bitten by turtles or snakes.

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u/RobFloridaMan 4d ago

My dog did that. Once. Not everybody’s a genius

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u/Routine-Medicine-208 4d ago

And her turtle gave her a kiss in return. It was so adorable to watch.

Not to mention funny as hell. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ha. 😆

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u/LordOcean8 4d ago

A kiss of death

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u/Tinaundazed 4d ago

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles could see that coming .

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u/Alexander_The_Wolf 3d ago

Ah, I see where she went wrong.

You actually want to use a frog, not a turtle.

One turns into a price,

The other turns into a visit to the ER

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u/unsynchedmango 4d ago

sweet sweeet cries music for my soul

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u/onncho 4d ago

2x1 promo: a hurting kiss + salmonella free gift

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u/Tongue8cheek 4d ago

She'll shocked.

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u/mtnviewguy 4d ago

Some lessons are more impactful than others. Those are usually the stupid ones.

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u/KillerI_I 4d ago

What did she expect

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u/Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 4d ago

A prince? She could be a city girl and thought it was a frog.

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u/rax19rain 4d ago

He thought you were gonna eat him.

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u/vladamir_the_impaler 4d ago

This was before Elijah Wood was in Lord of the Rings.

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u/JJSoledad 4d ago

That was personal

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u/KindsofKindness 4d ago

Oof. That’s gotta hurt

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u/xFrazle 4d ago

Did she expect it to become a prince

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u/Expert_Succotash2659 4d ago

Also when a giant holds me up to their mouth... and maybe it's just my reptilian hindbrain... but my first instinct is to avoid being eaten.

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u/Super_Loss_8943 4d ago

oh boy, that escalated rather quickly

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u/Background_Edge_9427 4d ago

I don't think she experienced the turtle to "kiss" back! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/melbbear 4d ago

That turtle did not consent!

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u/SpendHefty6066 3d ago

She can still work at the FBI

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u/Tiger_Ho26 4d ago

Sorry...I already have a girlfriend.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUNd9SfYhJBdeoQYSs

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u/DoctorSkelly 4d ago

All for the tok

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u/Chaz28o 4d ago

I’m pretty sure it was the nose ring that pissed him off

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u/Kuro-baba 4d ago

YT people activities. 

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u/Cyraga 4d ago

Only one thing can go wrong, and it does go wrong. Every single time 

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u/ZachLemur 4d ago

Now that’s how you give yourself sarsaparilla

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u/JohnStern42 4d ago

Wish they didn’t turn off the camera

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u/chefbobbyjay 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lXiRoPt9Rkzt7yLYY
How has no one posted this yet. I’m old.

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u/Tony197575 4d ago

How dumb can one be?

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u/rushbloom 4d ago

Is that Tom Holland in woman form?

https://giphy.com/gifs/dZLEfrV8WrFvTfpNgj

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u/mistermistyeyes 4d ago

Survival instincts of a fucking fart

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u/Xredcatx 4d ago

Cowabunga dudette 🤙

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u/Excellent_Foundation 4d ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

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u/LongjumpingNeat241 4d ago

What could go wrong having a turtle

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u/pichael289 4d ago

Someone who has no experience with reptile.

Man Tiktok is the #1 place to go for how to abuse reptiles. It's horrible. YouTube too. Almost no one who makes reptile videos knows anything about them, it's just the horrible "how to abuse your wa reptile" phanphlets PetSmart gives out.

99.99% of all people on Tiktok are monsters and pieces of shit. But this also applies to whoever is doing reptile videos and 99.99% are beyond abusive.

Every person on Tiktok is terrible. But the reptile people are actively abusing animals. Hell all of Tiktok is animal abuse central but man the reptile ones are the worst. This girl got bit because she's a horribly neglegent or abusive keeper, turtles aren't like that with decent owners. She belongs in jail.

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u/RephofSky 4d ago

She's no April O'neil.

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u/Main-Zookeepergame82 4d ago

We were all expecting it and still laughing when it happing

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u/KaraGravis 4d ago

Amazing thought process.

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u/Decends2 4d ago

Not as bad as I thought. I thought it was somehow gonna bite her tongue

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u/nottitantium 4d ago

Moira Rose "Testudines do not pets make!"

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u/VisibleRoad3504 4d ago

New piercing to go with the booger catcher.

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u/Objective_Job_8822 4d ago

GOD I didn't know they could do that!

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u/EstablishmentCute703 4d ago

Don't, just don't.

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u/jereezy 4d ago

r/perfectlycutscreams

BTW, that's a red-eared slider. I had one as a pet when I was a kid, some 40 years ago

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u/kazaachi 4d ago

Thats what you get for having a pet with lit no personality just have ants atp

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u/Big-Journalist5595 4d ago

I'll add exposure to Salmonella to the list.

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u/Syclone123 4d ago

The worst of the worst. She knew what she was doing she wanted to go viral and she saw other videos with the same thing happening and wanted a piece of the cake. And what do you know? It worked cuz all you folks like recycled content

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u/Meandtheworld 4d ago

Could’ve been a snapper.

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u/Keensworth 4d ago

I don't trust turtles since I've seen the one from Gumball

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u/ArneOftheLinds 4d ago

One more piercing...

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u/MURD3RWAVE 4d ago

And what did you learn? I believe we need to tell people that more often.

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u/ophaus 4d ago

So cute. So stupid.

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u/the_astrocappy 4d ago

I WAS EXSPECTING THAT

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u/PatchworkFurb 4d ago

I hope the turtle is okay.

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u/Classic_Cow_5852 4d ago

Enclosure looks small for it too if that’s it in the tub there

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u/demoralising 3d ago

I know a woman who's a teacher. They had small turtles in the school and one bit a child's finger and would not let go. The child was hysterical. They ended up cutting the turtles head off with some scissors and it's jaws were still locked on the finger. They eventually prised it off.

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u/505arcticm 3d ago

Ya se veia venir el final

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u/4_stickey_2fingers_0 3d ago

That’s how you get herpes or is it herpetoligist

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u/drKRB 3d ago

One way to get a permanent scar

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u/BetRevolutionary5583 3d ago

Salmonellose🎶🎶

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u/FoxInABoxOfRox 3d ago

Looks up to see a cleft lip charity advert on tv at the same time as seeing this

Ahaha, terrible.

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u/SwitchSlight5307 3d ago

Haven't watch Gumball I see

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u/kat420lives 3d ago

Kissing reptiles is never a good idea since most tend to carry salmonella..gonna have a bad time 🤢🤮

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u/bell-master 2d ago

“Look, we’ve spoken about this before, just you do your thing and I’ll do my thing…just don’t…don’t pucker your lips like that…move away, MOVE AWAY, you know what I’m going to…just NO…fuck you then!” [chomp] [screaming]

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u/StarzRout 2d ago

Salmonella kiss.

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u/killerz2102 2d ago

That's a painful kiss 😂😂😂

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u/Shank_R 2d ago

Fixing her non turtle shaped lips

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u/Cold_Animator3143 1d ago

FUCK YEAH!!

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u/Fair-Individual7811 1d ago

Well could see that was gonna happen

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u/toofunnybot 1d ago

Now put it back outside Bethany

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u/Nephurus 1d ago

I Had hope , till she went back for seconds . Shell Bro knew what he had to do .

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u/Crimson-Rose28 1d ago

Should have kissed the top side of his shell instead 👌🏼

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u/AdditFox12 1d ago

C'mon guys, she thought it was her prince locked in the body of a turtle.

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u/Jetty-Spaghetti 1d ago

Turtle was like red werms 🪱

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u/FuturesTrader2874 1d ago

Bit her so hard she dropped her disguise and turned into a shoggoth

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u/That-Boysenberry7702 22h ago

Proof the turtle doesn’t like you.

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u/tinman1983 22h ago

Ye go tu salmonella.

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u/Lisianthus14 20h ago

You are also not supposed to hold a turtle from the shell like that. They can feel it, if you pick up a turtle you should hold it from the bottom. She's literally ripping his shell off, no wonder he but her.

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u/burnt_out_on_bs 18h ago

This made my eyes water

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u/Gantzerteo 18h ago

What happened to the turtle then?

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u/h1zchan 6h ago

I did that all the time when i was like 10. But with a baby turtle about the size of a flattened ping pong ball. It never bit me. I guess i was lucky