r/cringereels • u/diarefima • 22h ago

Drunk guy hits an innocent bystander and pays the price

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u/TexasPirate_76 22h ago

Man works in food service ... he's wanted to punch somebody all GD day!!!

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u/Chicagohole 22h ago

I could just see the customer service frustration rushing out with that punch

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u/bottlecapwindchimes 21h ago edited 21h ago

You make 12 dollars an hour and sometimes you run 3+ stations. Today you're pulling a double and just had to prep the entire line while pushing out orders, because nobody prepped last night/J-Stizle and Rick called out, your girlfriend won't stop texting you about the dog, Samantha and Booboo both just rang in twenty tops mid dinner rush while you're already running out of shit and the manger is sitting at the bar. This is why I no longer work in the culinary field. You probably wouldn't be surprised with the occupation of a very large number of inmates with violent offenses (including murder). Stress will fuck your shit up, and sometimes other people too 

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u/frostbaka 13h ago

So best cooks are behind the bars?

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u/notcomplainingmuch 6h ago

Only the ones that care

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u/Scotslad2023 14h ago

That moment when you finally get let fly all that pent up minimum wage customer service anger
https://giphy.com/gifs/KDVswimTNahWzcd7sV

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u/CylindricalDent4133 21h ago

This is a romantic fantasy to those working in retail or fast food (or any other customer service gig).

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u/Pod_of_Purrgil 21h ago

That’s why he patiently waited for the right time, then called for HANDS!

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u/Ayy420papichulo 11h ago

You know Jeremy Allen White is an actor? He’s not an actual chef

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u/LemmyKilmisterRogers 21h ago

God damn, turned him into a swastika

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u/UserPrincipalName 21h ago

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u/TNT359 3h ago

Possibly the best gif I’ve ever seen

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u/N7Kryptonian 21h ago

Dude threw a mean Reich cross

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u/JuryOk2662 21h ago

Loool he literally did I had to rewatch

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u/tyler21307 22h ago

The best part was the tap of a job well done by the security guy at the end

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u/BustDemFerengiCheeks 21h ago

Probably a mix of that and "Okay, calm down bud, he's done." Security has seen what happens when they don't calm down.

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u/CheesecakePretend553 21h ago

Yeah thats an issue with some street fights. Sometimes they dont end just because the person goes down

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u/BustDemFerengiCheeks 21h ago

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug

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u/smurfk 14h ago

The security guy it's happy that he doesn't have to deal with that anymore.

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u/ForwardObligation109 21h ago

Coward walked right by the big security guys and picked on the shorter guy he thought was weak, as all bullies do.

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u/ILoveToVoidAWarranty 21h ago

I propose a new rule: if a drunk guy sucker punches you, and you retaliate and put him to sleep like that, you should then be entitled to reach into his pocket, grab his wallet, and empty it of any cash he might have on hand.

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u/DIYthisDIYthat 18h ago

GTA 6 release right here

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u/Ok_Post_3884 9h ago

Under normal circumstances yes, but way too many witnesses for that here

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u/TongueThruster69 22h ago

Motherfucker cut them strings. Damn

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u/Mainly_Miserable 22h ago

Right side of face was already all fucked up. Dude who knocked out that fucker was just helping him balance out his face. Symmetry’s beautiful.

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u/DamienRaventhrone 22h ago

Justice served.

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u/slava_slavaUa 21h ago

Hopefully he doesn’t get charged for that?

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u/PickledCaterpillar 21h ago edited 19h ago

No one saw anything- a spontaneous outbreak and curing of severe cataracts happened to everyone involved, like with Hawaiian Batman.

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u/audigex 5h ago

"The guy was a clear and present danger to those around, as evidenced by him attacking my client a few seconds earlier. My client used a reasonable amount of force in self defence and the defence of other people around. You'll note my client immediately stepped away once he was no longer a threat, there was no unreasonable use of force involved."

Pretty unlikely you're gonna get charged as long as you don't tell the police "Yeah I got mad and hit him", and even less chance you get convicted. I'd be more worried about the chances of an inconvenient night in the cells while it got cleared up

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u/CaptainUSSMinecraft 21h ago

It was a form of self defense

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u/AwareAge1062 21h ago

Dude was looking around for a target. Picked the short king, cuz drunk dude is a coward. And got rocked anyway lmao fuckin priceless

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u/KonaValencia 22h ago

Security guard thought about stopping the guy that hit him, but gave him the ata boy after he had a sec to process

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u/Evening-Statement-57 22h ago

Glad the big dude supported his buddy after the knock out.

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u/Thin_Bother8217 21h ago

Doesn't even necessarily have to be his buddy. Dude who got knocked out was already in at least one fight, didn't learn his lesson, and attacked some (I'm guessing) random dude. Got knocked out for his trouble. If I saw that happen to some rando, I'd be like "good job" too.

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u/HoldenOrihara 17h ago

Kinda felt like he was just like "hey, he deserved it but unfortunately you have to leave now"

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u/Kris-p- 22h ago

i understand why he did it, i don't know if I would have

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u/PostalMortem 22h ago

I feel like he felt the same way. thats why he kind of slow motioned into it. Just couldn't help himself.

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u/Event-Forsaken 22h ago

I think I understand your dilemma. I'm not a fighter, but I'll defend myself. Not sure I would punch a drunk guy unless I had to.

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u/itsaspookygh0st 22h ago

Yeah, he bangs his head on the way down and you could be looking at some serious trouble.

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u/Event-Forsaken 22h ago

That's good point. I was just thinking about it from a point of pity, but yea, since you weren't under immediate danger, you could face some liability.

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u/Horror_Tooth_522 22h ago

Considering he waited until drunkard looked his phone to punch then it probably weakens self-defence claim

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u/362lanuit 21h ago

This isnt self-defence

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u/Skeptical_Squid 21h ago

He should think about that before getting drunk in public and punching strangers.

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u/Onebraintwoheads 21h ago

Maybe he should, but the guy who punched him might still be looking at charges. The right or wrong of it doesn't matter much in the face of whether or not you're going to get locked up.

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u/Faaacebones 22h ago

Young man needed to get KTFO more than he knows.

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u/Medium_Stress_4293 22h ago

You're not wrong, but the trouble is that he won't have any memory of what happened. Hopefully someone shows him this video

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u/Fool_In_Flow 21h ago

I mean, he can show himself. He’s recording the whole time.

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u/Medium_Stress_4293 21h ago

Managed to point the phone in the other direction when he punched the guy that decked him.

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u/TheDrunkWickerbeast 21h ago

Dude has been WAITING for an excuse to punch someone holy shit that was a solid punch

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u/AhrinEss 21h ago

He needed that for his mental health. A valuable lesson was learned.

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u/Logical-Grab-1363 16h ago

Play stupid games , win stupid prizes

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u/Horror-Student-5990 8h ago

What actually happens to your body after a hit like this? do you sleep for a few seconds, minutes or hours? how does it recover? is it deadly?

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u/xdewszqa 7h ago edited 5h ago

A hit to the jaw or side of the head makes the head rotate fast. That rotation stretches the brain and temporarily disrupts the networks that keep you conscious. It usually lasts for a few seconds/minutes.

Boxers and MMA fighters get knocked out all the time and recover, since they land on a padded canvas.

What can be deadly is the head hitting the concrete (skull fracture, internal bleeding..). You can also wake up quickly and seem fine, but have an internal bleed that gets worse over the next few hours.

EDIT: MMA/boxing ~10pct KO.

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u/bohler86 22h ago

Somehow break your arm lol

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u/figscomicsandgames 22h ago

Slumped his bitch ass.

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u/monicat__ 21h ago

I love when people get what they deserve

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u/TheShredder9 21h ago

That was a good fucking punch.

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u/Iamjustanothercliche 21h ago

That was so so satisfying 

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u/Celestial-Narwhal 21h ago

His face already messed up too.

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u/LazyAmbassador2521 21h ago

I love how the security guard gave him like a pat of approval on the shoulder afterwards 🤣

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u/zeejay772 21h ago

One of my favorite videos of all time

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u/Few_Alternative_6372 22h ago

Bro turned into a swastika

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u/Pecan_Artist 21h ago

Love the atta boy pat from the security

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u/Wooden-Officer2323 22h ago

Love the taller guy just patting him on the shoulder like a proud dad

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u/elena_zenith 22h ago

I saw this posted in another subreddit, the OP said that the dude in question was in a fight a few minutes before and while he got his ass beat (and was at fault, it was said he drunkenly started the fight), the other guy ran off. This is basically him acting proud and belligerent

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u/Secure_Course_3879 21h ago

That was a clean one for one. Nice.

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u/JiveTurkey1983 21h ago

(K)nock Your Punk Ass Down

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u/Actual_Area_5107 21h ago

This is what it looks like to actually get folded.

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u/Agreeable_Work4668 21h ago

The short dude has to be the calmest person in situation like this.

Calmly taking his time to find the button after eating a punch.

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u/zeptillian 21h ago

I like the chest pat from the guy in black like nice work out there kid, now get back to your corner.

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u/KevinH112 21h ago

“Quick, Andy’s coming!” -his pose at end

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u/Tanen7 21h ago

Depending on what city this is in and how big the city is, the cops will probably take a report and let it go at that.

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u/H_Y_C_Y_B_H 20h ago

How many times is this going to be reposted for karma

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u/KevinGarvey929 22h ago

He did ask to get “touched”

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u/aced124C 22h ago

Lmao this is an old one but a classic. Being drunk doesn't excuse you to commit battery/assault and damn sure doesn't stop the consequences 🤣

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u/DadCelo 22h ago

That should calm him down for a minute

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u/Calm_Lavishness8032 22h ago

Lol , he got touched

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u/Choice-Ratio-3540 22h ago

It'll feel better when it stops hurting.

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u/HugoBoss1985 21h ago

Big mistake

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u/sittinwithkitten 21h ago

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight

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u/Life-Oil-7226 21h ago

Night night!

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u/JustFryingSomeGarlic 21h ago

I want the POV of the drunk lmfao

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u/ConflictMaster3155 21h ago

I had a friend like this in HS. Bro didn’t look like shit, he was short, curly hair, and pasty, but he was pound for pound one of the best wrestlers on the team. He liked getting general admission tickets to concerts and moshing with the biggest mfs. It was.. entertaining.

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u/Bubbaganewsh 21h ago

Nighty night dickbag. 

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u/Substantial_Web525 21h ago

Ew. Put your shirt on

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u/Complete-Fox-4402 21h ago

Perfect 👌

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u/Responsible-Elk4223 21h ago

That phone flew to never never land

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u/GerbilFXMC 21h ago

Fucked around. Found out. Can't remember...

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u/hyphii_lol 21h ago

I have seen this posted so many damn times recently, I think in this sub and a few others.

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u/TheRobinLoxley 21h ago

The tal on the shulder from the bouncer haha

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u/CaLLmeRaaandy 21h ago

Oh well, he was already brain dead before he even got hit.

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u/Initial_Row_6400 21h ago

Got all compact and shit, stuff him in a duffel bag

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u/Proud-Speech-1756 21h ago

The guy became a swastika

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u/MPD1987 21h ago

That slow head turn by the guy knocked the dude out was movie-worthy

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u/Cambren1 21h ago

Nice shot

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u/Environmental-Cake42 20h ago

Baby goes to sleep!

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u/Spirogeek 19h ago

Needed a couple of good kicks to make sure he stays down.

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u/helloworld2070 19h ago

I didn’t know the guy from The Bear was so short! Good to know.

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u/Best-Penalty1509 19h ago

Did he already have blood all over his face?

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u/Diligent_Milk8612 19h ago

Flush, too. Hope he ddnt kill em

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u/608cyex 19h ago

Fell like a family guy knock-out

https://giphy.com/gifs/112o4nufJ2Nbtm

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u/Candid-Sky-3258 19h ago

Nighty night.

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u/Exasperatess 18h ago

His body still acting like it's holding the phone lol

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u/Book3mDanno 17h ago

Not so much cringe as it is awesome

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u/Fred_Milkereit 17h ago

he folded like an umbrella

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u/Brief_Pass_2762 17h ago

Beautiful fastball down the pipe. 

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u/Alone_Emu_7713 16h ago

Look like he was a lil sleepy

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u/TerribleResist9320 15h ago

FINISH HIMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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u/aintnodiddy 14h ago

Bro knocked his soul out of him

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u/Playful-Zombie7403 14h ago

Poor guy, all he wanted was to go out and sucker punch smaller guys, without consequences. Is that too much to ask for?

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u/ZombieAppetizer 13h ago

FAFO at its finest

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u/McStabStab12 12h ago

I don’t care this gets reposted everyday.
I don’t care its likely a bot reposting it.
I will upvote this video every. single. time.

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u/Rouge_69 12h ago

That dude had already been tapped. He was itching for seconds.

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u/Figthing_Hussar 11h ago

Came down like a LEGO tower

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u/LincsPoacher1971 11h ago

Anything like a real man would have turned the other cheek…that was like shelling peas

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u/Doomscrolling67 10h ago

Don't hit drunk people.

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u/Aggressive-Fail4612 10h ago

Don’t mess with a short lad

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u/Alarmed-Register-948 9h ago

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u/Primary_Football_893 9h ago

The subtle pat of approval from the suited gent gets me every time

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u/Tight_Objective_5875 8h ago

That's right. Punch THROUGH the skull.

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u/SQIIDKILLER 8h ago

That’s in Madrid right next outside of the club Istar. Gotta be a drunk college kid abroad.

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u/Front_Chicken_9567 8h ago

That’s Madrid ,most exclusive clubbing area and zone , a British exchange student super drunk saying things to people who probably don’t understand him .

Nothing new , most of this British /foreigners students gets very aggressive while drinking . You can see every week in Madrid , they usually ended like that

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u/Ecstatic-Marzipan-81 7h ago

hush little baby don't you cry daddy's gonna sing you a lala by

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 7h ago

He landed in a Peter Griffin pose

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u/Key-Mulberry2456 7h ago

geddaaafugaatamawaaaay

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u/oranke_dino 7h ago

Dude hit the GRIFFIN.

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u/WatercressNo7660 7h ago

You got knocked Du Phuk out 🤣

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u/Kooky_Membership9497 7h ago

It’s not that hard to cold-cock a drunk guy. And it could he argued that the interval between the initial smack and the knockout negates self-defense. And if the guy he cold-cocked dies, the puncher could be on the hook for murder.

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u/superhappykid 6h ago

The guy thought about it so long it looked like he was charging up a falcon punch.

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u/Wilbis 6h ago

And that's how you get to go to jail kids.

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u/thewalkingpd 6h ago

Oh man what A punch 👊

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u/seeknayr40 6h ago

Guy went down like it was Wii sports boxing

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u/broakland 6h ago

Would have loved to see this from the guy on the floor’s perspective

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u/urlocalweirdoandnerd cřingè papa 6h ago

Roblox ahh death pose

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u/MrDundee666 6h ago

Snow White is going to be so proud of him when he gets home.

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u/Kind_Cucumber_DMV 6h ago

sides face was already boody so he must have gotten some hands earlier too

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u/quickscoped_sniper 6h ago

Folded like gmod ragdoll

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u/TurduckenEverest 6h ago

That was textbook.

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u/MossyOak2210 6h ago

And he ironically picked the smallest guy to push on and had serious consequences lol

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u/Briocharo_notturno 5h ago

Back to sleep

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u/Entgegnerz 5h ago

We don't know what happened before, could be that he's the victims, look at his right face's side, it's bloody af, probably from his eyebrow.

That guy he pushed, maybe was one of the trouble makers.

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u/Regular-Pangolin-664 4h ago

Well deserved

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u/Ximinipot 4h ago

Folded like a lawn chair.

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u/Fart_Barfington 4h ago

Of course he goes for the smallest guy he can find.

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u/KhaosEntity 2h ago

That man fell positively in reverse

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u/SELFINCRIMINAT1NG 2h ago

oh that was perfect lmao

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u/Dry-Emu-4131 2h ago

Shit, he turned into a swast##a

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u/kendragon 2h ago

I've heard of people being turned into pretzels but never into a swastika.

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u/Cultural-Yam-2773 2h ago

bro got folded like a lawn chair

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u/Hydros04 1h ago

Did the drunk guy already have blood all over his face? Seems like he’s been taught this lesson more than once on that day.

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u/Tex_Tin_Star 1h ago

Hit somebody and then leave yourself wide open and not even pay attention to the knockout coming.

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u/Selective_Ethics 1h ago

Everyone here is stupid. The person who initiates a physical altercation should be given a disproportionate amount of the punishment and physical result. You can't go assaulting other people then hide behind the law. Keep your damn hands to yourself. Had he not hit he'd not have gotten hit. Hopefully a deterrent for him and he will leave his hands off others.

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u/Historical-Menu2735 1h ago

Ah, so that’s what they mean when they say “Dropped like a sack of potatoes”

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u/taylorl7 1h ago

Guy had it coming but probably unnecessary.