r/cringereels • • 6h ago

Walked up on the wrong car

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u/mcbeardsauce 5h ago

Leaving your girl who got knocked out is all you have to know about the character of this man

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u/Big-Rule5269 3h ago

Also, her head and neck barely missed coming down on the curb. 

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u/jenniferjasonleigh 3h ago

Not me scrolling the comments for an article that she died bc it kind of looked like she hit her head on the curb

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u/OrganicAverage1 3h ago

I thought maybe she had been killed

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u/carsonogin 1h ago

no loss to the human race

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 2h ago

I was scrolling to check whether that curb was okay.

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u/TasteCicles 3h ago

That's probably the most dangerous part of street fights - the street.

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u/Big-Rule5269 2h ago

That and this kicking people in the head shit when they're  down. I grew up the middle kid of 5 boys and believe me, it was always  scrapping with my brothers, their friends, or defending my younger brothers in real fist fights, but I don't  remember anybody doing that crazy shit. Now my younger brother, I had my appendix out 2 days earlier, he was on crutches and had a big party in a house we had just moved out of  I was pissed, beer all over the floor, trash etc. He swung his one crutch, trying to hit me in my incision but slipped on the floor, spun a 360 and landed on his ass. We had some crazy fights, but never tried to give  someone permanent brain damage or kill them.

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u/Maxbot2 2h ago

Uh wtf. Did you just say your brother tried to reopen your surgical scar with a crutch? You realise that would have completely fucked up your organs right? You could have died from that, he could have unintentionally killed you in the process

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u/Big-Rule5269 1h ago

Yeah, he was drunk and had a bad temper. My older brother got pissed one night because we had chores when my parents went out to dinner on the weekend.  He wouldn't let me do the dishes because it was too noisy, so I  said screw it, I'm  going to bed. He ended up breaking my door down, with me trying to get out my windows with the pool pump right below it, dragged me back in and broke my nose. He got grounded for a month, ran away to where we lived in NH and had to jump out of a moving semi because the truck driver was trying to sexually assault him. He threw a tennis ball and nailed me in the ass in front of a bunch of guys at our YMCA. I took a basketball and nailed him directly in the face, about knocking him out. He never messed with me again, but be someone that picked on me and he would go after them in a second. Again, 5 boys.