r/cringereels • • 6h ago

Walked up on the wrong car

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u/IsThisASnakeInMyBoot 3h ago

"Hmm, the person I just picked a fight with made me look like a bitch and also put my wife to the ground. I should go to my car and get a weapon to finish a fight I started while ignoring my wife who could be seriously injured. Surely that will let everybody around me know that I have the bigger dick in this situation?"