r/humor • • 1d ago

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u/ObiePNW 1d ago

I love this sofa king much.

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u/Bobcat1999-1 1d ago

The pride I feel being American can’t be measured

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u/StrikingRise4356 1d ago

He probably likes it that people might think he has that girth

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u/No_Collection7360 1d ago

Stop using Ai, fuckers.

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u/a_angry_bunny 1d ago

Hmm, idk. Using AI to mock people who openly admit they don't care if AI destroys our lives seems like a good use of AI.

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u/No_Collection7360 1d ago

That is not how logic works.

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u/a_angry_bunny 23h ago

Logic left the country a long time ago, only absurdity remains. Logic doesn't work with the unreasonable.

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u/hardboard 1d ago

Vance's boss has spoken already - it's not AI, it's now to be known as SI.
Shit Intelligence.

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u/Galencourt-Lover 1d ago

AI will not destroy your life. Relax, little bro.

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u/a_angry_bunny 23h ago

AI will quite literally destroy all our lives.

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u/Instantcoffees 1d ago

Why? I don't like AI when it is stealing art from artists and I do not like that it lacks regulation, but other than that I have no qualms with people using it to meme.

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u/No_Collection7360 1d ago

Have you not heard of data centers? They are the heart of ai.

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u/Instantcoffees 23h ago

Yeah, that's why I am anti-capitalist. The issue is not the technology, but how wealthy entrepreneurs are chasing it without thinking of the consequences for the general public. Rather than leaving it up to these vultures, we should instead be striving towards a society that uses AI in a responsible manner and uses it to benefit broader society.

I don't think that acting like modern-day luddites is helping though. This technology genuinely has the capacity to propell human society forwards into a positive direction. We should fight to make that happen. That's why I vote for the workers party in my country and try to organize for them.

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u/No_Collection7360 17h ago

As long as it uses the water that it does, you are an asshole to think its OK.

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u/Rare-Storm4920 16h ago

That argument is only valid if you’re doing other things to save water so I’m assuming you are a vegetarian at least

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u/No_Collection7360 7h ago

I love how it becomes MY responsibility to conserve water when the companies don't give a fuck and are draining the aquifers dry. Give your head a shake.

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u/Rare-Storm4920 6h ago

Just stating a fact meat is optional
And uses far more water than ai ever could

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u/No_Collection7360 3h ago

I don't dispute that. Again corporations.

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u/Instantcoffees 16h ago

Whether you like it or not, AI is a game-changer for science and probably also human society. Trump may be an idiot and a sex pest, but he wasn't wrong when he likened it to the industrial revolution. It's very likely going to have that kind of impact, but in order for it to have a positive impact we need to regulate it and handle it properly.

Just completely throwing out the baby with the bathwater is the absolute dumbest approach to this kind of scientific progress. You are simply lending rich entrepreneurs even more leverage because rather than work with those who want to regulate it and streamline it so that it does not pollute as much as it does, you are stuck yelling at clouds from your couch trying to stop the inevitable. It reminds me of when I studied history and I read historical documents of people yelling at the first trains because the bellowed black smoke.

This is an entirely unconstructive and frankly backwards approach and it points to a foundational lack of historical understanding of how scientific evolution manifests. What is constructive, is to work towards regulating it and making it more friendly for the environment. That's why I vote and work with parties that have these goals, but I guess that I'm the asshole and you are the real hero of the story as you yell from your couch at scientific progress.

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u/No_Collection7360 7h ago

"They bellowed black smoke." Then the scientists warned about global warming and the train (robber barrons) companies said "don't worry, just a little smoke". When I was 6, we had 12' of snow in the winter. Now we are lucky if we get 2.' Until this technology doesn't need water to cool, it is detrimental to all life. Did you hear the one about how ai wants to kill us all and there are absolutely no regulations to stop it (if they could).

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u/Instantcoffees 5h ago

Rather than just stop scientific progress, we figured out how to make them less polluting rather quickly. That's the point. You can not stop scientific progress by fully demonizing it and it is backwards to even try it, but you can guide it.

Same with AI, we should focus on regulating it and doing it in such a way that it is way more sustainable. Again, one way to do that is to vote and work for parties that want to do that. It's going to be a long and arduous battle against big capital interests, but it's way more productive than whatever you are doing.

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u/No_Collection7360 3h ago

I'm doing fuck all as the planet burns because of corporations and fascist narcissists, thank you very much.

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u/LeeMcNasty 1d ago

What did I miss? This is the 3rd pic I’ve seen of her in different couch-like dresses

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u/Juicyjewsss 1d ago

It’s been a long known fact that Vance fucks couches

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u/notsolomuun 1d ago

Shouldn’t he be the one wear that

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u/Inevitable-Emu-6626 1d ago

The hole would be way smaller. 🤣

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u/Cornucopia2020 1d ago

He would need to be hung like a horse to reach anywhere near Usha’s couchtoris

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u/Alex_king88 1d ago

Is this real or ai?

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u/yomamma3399 1d ago

This is GOLD!

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u/Familiar_While2900 1d ago

“Fuck her right in the Cushy “

-dude in glasses and a black hoodie probably

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u/thecamino 1d ago

You know the thing where a joke is funny for a while, then it's not, then it gets funny again? I feel like we've been stuck in the middle part for at least a year.

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u/galsal15 1d ago

What’s the hole for?

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u/digiliquid01 1d ago

So she can go to the bathroom

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u/mikey2k200 1d ago

🤣😭

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u/human37893 1d ago

That sofa even got a hole in it

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u/HotSummerfeetMeat 1d ago

He's into fucking chairs?

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u/Interesting_Okra_902 1d ago

That hole is waaaaayyyy too big.

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u/kuopa 1d ago

So reddit is objectifying a woman to offend the vice president now? Lefties are truly fascinating

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u/-Kopesthetik- 1d ago

Her dress matches the furniture

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u/SoltShaker83 8h ago

Cuck chair

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u/LiamEBM 7h ago

Reddit is just becoming a woman-hating echo chamber fr

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u/Academic_Agency_2606 1d ago

This is just cruel and racist.

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u/minibini 1d ago

I’m OOTL

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u/ZucchiniMaleficent21 1d ago

Sofa’s I can see, you should couch that more politely to cushion the blow

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u/wickanCrow 23h ago

How is this okay? Photoshop a famous person for political humor. No matter which side you are on. Fucking rats.