r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 7h ago

Make it make sense

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u/9447044 7h ago

So hell is essentially a Chucky Cheese?

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u/onioning 7h ago edited 2h ago

No. The opposite of that. Chucky Cheese is paradise on earth.

Edit: My apologies to Mr Charles Entertainment Cheese, commonly known as Chuck E. Cheese, for the spelling error. May he forgive my eternal soul.

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u/hornwalker 7h ago

You haven’t been to a chucky cheese in a while, have you?

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u/onioning 6h ago

Absolutely not. Someone i loved loved Charles' temple, so I will forever sing its praises. Just ideally not from anywhere within a hundred yards or so.

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u/Minnow_Minnow_Pea 5h ago

I still have an amazing chuck e cheese tie-dye shirt I won when I was about 10 years old. It was my grunge era, so it still fits. (I was also a veeeery tall 10 year old.) 

Anywho, being an exceptionally large child, I repeatedly crushed the basketball game (maybe ski ball too?) and got enough tickets to get a t-shirt and a slinky. My kids broke the slinky a couple of years ago. (In their defense, the plastic was super brittle.)

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u/WhiskeySnikerdoodle 5h ago

Is that a court mandated 100 yards?

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u/Sad-Cum-bubbles 5h ago

Yes officer, this person right here.

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u/Fostbitten27 5h ago

Is that you Alan? It’s 200 feet so at 100 yards you will be okay,

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u/Sean_the_bartender 3h ago

Ideally, or required? 🤣🤔