r/humor • • 7h ago

Make it make sense

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u/arcanis321 6h ago

His sin was acknowledging the ugliness of yours and refusing to accept it. He hates and blames humans I imagine.

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u/[deleted] 6h ago edited 2h ago

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u/JEBADIA451 6h ago

I do. I wanna know what he uses for lube to get in there. My bet is butter or rendered reindeer fat.

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u/xczechr 5h ago

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u/Simple_Channel5624 5h ago

Dude is going broke if he is using Kerrygold. This stuff is pricey but worth it. Makes my wife's shortbread taste like Danish puff without the icing. Thank you Ireland

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u/tankerkiller125real 5h ago

Makes the grilled cheese come out with the perfect crunchy outside, without burning the crap out of the bread.

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u/ThrowRA9892 5h ago

You should try mayonnaise. Like a very think layer of it.

Works perfectly.

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u/tankerkiller125real 4h ago

Your just making French toast in a roundabout way at that point with some cheese in the middle.

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u/Sufficient_Wafer9933 5h ago

Skill issue. Turn the temp down and learn to wait an extra min or two

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u/AlsoCommiePuddin 5h ago

But we NEEDS it!

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u/tankerkiller125real 4h ago

LOL if I go any lower, I just end up with floppy slightly brown bread regardless of the butter type used, and regardless of time.

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u/Sufficient_Wafer9933 30m ago

Sounds like you used too much butter, or not enough to deep fry it.

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u/Sstoop 4h ago

You’re welcome

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u/Goddessofcontiguumn 4h ago

Take a jar lid set aside. 1 cup cream. 1/4 teaspoon salt (or add to taste). Place lid on jar. This is the fun part.... got kids? Everyone takes turns shaking the crap out of it til it becomes butter. Then here's the even better part. You can add your own herbs to make those specialty butters. Google other recipes. I learned this one in elementary school. Hope even though my advice wasn't asked for, that it helps make things better on the wallet. Takes about 5 mins to shake it into butter.

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u/Rbomb88 4h ago

Let's say I have access to an industrial paint can shaker....

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u/zisenhart 4h ago

Let’s say I want to know your results with said paint can shaker….

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u/sixstringsikness 2h ago

Our teacher brought a for real though butter churn to class in kindergarten.

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u/Narrow_Anteater_3332 3h ago

My fiance keeps making desserts out of Kerrygold. She tryna give me a heart attack or diabetes I guess 😂

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u/KamikazeFF 3h ago

Now try maison bordier for maximum brokeness

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u/Almost-Al 5h ago

Only good use for it.

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u/Surroundedonallsides 4h ago

Its the best butter you can buy in most grocery stores. The only better butter you are going to find is if you luck out and have a dairy farmer at a local farmer's market.

Its a bit pricy though. Thats why I keep both a generic store brand box of butter and a box of kerrygold. Kerrygold is for finishing a steak, or slapping on some toasted cornbread. Cheap stuff is for making roux or baked goods (unless its something butter forward like croissant)

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u/Almost-Al 4h ago

Maybe in America, you are paying extra just for the brand name in Ireland, nothing special about it.

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u/Surroundedonallsides 4h ago

Yes, because we have a much larger country in terms of both landmass and population, with a lot more butter needed. Getting quality butter is more difficult because not every major city has a nearby dairy farm that can supply enough dairy for that city. Instead we have a lot of cheap butter, its lower quality, but cheaper and mass produced.

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u/MuayThai_Engineer 3h ago

Yeah, it's cheaper here for obvious reasons, but that doesn't mean it's not special in Ireland. It's the most popular butter here for a reason.

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u/Almost-Al 2h ago

People buy it for the name alone, most cheaper butters are the same quality.

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u/MuayThai_Engineer 1h ago

Says who? You? Ireland is feckin expensive. I don't which Ireland you live in if you think name alone has such a leeway, especially with statistics showing otherwise.

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u/onikaroshi 3h ago

Personally can't tell a difference between that and a good olive oil and sea salt spreadable

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u/iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj 3h ago

I know this is a joke.

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u/TheDonkeyBomber 5h ago

Nothing but the best.

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u/Dont_Panick_ 5h ago

That’s some good butter right there

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u/Dipstickpattywack 5h ago

Bro he’s definitely using a fake butter substitute like I can’t believe it’s not butter. Can’t be wasting that kerrygold!

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u/ThrowRA9892 5h ago

I prefer about 85% butterfat myself.

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u/MortgageRegular2509 5h ago

The only acceptable answer

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u/star0forion 4h ago

Why waste the best butter in the world for that? Cinema popcorn butter is would be perfect for the job.

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u/Theoderic8586 4h ago

Delicious stuff

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u/Onyxam 4h ago

Only the best Irish butter will suffice.

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u/commiscowboy 4h ago

I think he switched off kerrygold due to the PFA’s in the wrapper. He’s a Tilamook man now

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u/Xanthelasmapalpebara 4h ago edited 3h ago

Impressive; this ran off the rails in 4 comments.