r/interestingasfuck • • 18h ago

Everyone is too happy around this guy

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u/littlespider55 18h ago

They’re “happy” because their lives depend on it

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u/AllesInButterOpa 18h ago

If you're happy and you know (that your and your family's life depends on) it clap your hands... clap clap

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u/WakaWaka_ 16h ago

Imagine the volleyball you hit accidentally flies into the great leader

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u/TyrKiyote 12h ago

publicly great leader shows his grace and spares you. Then you disappear.

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u/Steelwolf73 5h ago

For an all expense paid(by you and your family for the next three generations) trip to a fabulous resort in the mountains!

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u/gellshayngel 14h ago

Imagine being on the team he didn't bet on... and winning.

https://giphy.com/gifs/nMPChOk9ZOHUHXgLI3

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u/kronicpimpin 4h ago

Who the hell places a bet with this guy?

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u/Pormock 3h ago

Thats like when Putin plays hockey and everyone has to let him score and stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgbI55HdqQs

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u/tempdiesel 6h ago

Probably a scene from the Dictator. Off with their head.

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u/KidOcelot 17h ago

At least he’s in a Tan suit, and care for his daughter lol /s

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u/ForsakenHousing328 13h ago

The only good thing about him, and I mean only, is he does wear some pretty good jackets.

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u/jimmycarr1 11h ago

What about the margaritas and Katy Perry?

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u/InterestingQuoteBird 11h ago

"He puts mustard on his burger!"

"What's a burger?"

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u/No_Point904 13h ago

I bet he's not catching as much heat for wearing a tan suit like what's his name.

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u/kalebdraws 11h ago

Didn't help Obama.

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u/unstabletable 17h ago

Besides the fake happiness and generally all of it, what really creeps me out about it is how overly innocent and childish the brand of happiness is. Very off-putting.

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u/FixFun1959 13h ago

What’s important to remember is that Kim absolutely knows it’s fake. Control is the point. The bigger and faker it is, the more control and fear he knows he has.

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u/GhostNode 8h ago

Man, I never considered it like that, but the thought is seriously haunting.

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u/qwertykitty 8h ago

I wonder if he does know it's fake. His father certainly did but he was probably raised seeing it everywhere his whole life. Has he ever experienced his people without that fake happiness? How would he know it isn't genuine without experience? No one thinks themselves to be the villain.

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u/IndependenceSudden63 7h ago

Kim jong Un studied abroad in Europe as a young child under an alias.

He definitely knows what the outside world is like. There are people in Europe who were shocked that their classmate turned out to be the heir to North Korea when his father brought him home and name *him heir apparent.

So Un knows it's fake. This is about ensuring he has complete control over the population.

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u/dRaidon 2h ago

Imagine going to school. And then eventually finding out who your roommate you used to get drunk with was.

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u/DefiniteDefaultUser 1h ago

Same with Bashar Al Assad. Used to be an eye doctor in the UK. Imagine having been medically examined by a dictator lol

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u/FixFun1959 7h ago

He 100% does.

He doesn’t give a shit about their actual happiness. The only realism he gets or needs is from the generals and advisors closest to him that know the whole game and how to play it.

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u/Consistent-Sea253 8h ago

they literally train to be the leader, its no coincidence they act so similar.

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u/FixFun1959 7h ago

You’re absolutely right, there’s a whole strategy. The generals and apparatchiks have been there since his father was in power, and they’ve got the propaganda planned a year in advance.

He’s even trying to emulate his grandfather, there’s a concentrated push for it. Even the North Koreans are gravitating towards nostalgia. Remind everyone of the “good times” (which were terrible, but of course history is rewritten).

They’ve got Un doing the same dog and pony touring the country’s farms and factories, and offering “on the spot practical advice” for ways they can grow/harvest more food or produce items quicker/better. Even though they obviously have no idea what they are talking about.

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u/Snitsie 4h ago

Are the farmers allowed to ignore that practical advice?

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u/DarknessIsFleeting 7h ago

He lived in Switzerland for several years, so yes he knows.

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u/SixStringsUsh 7h ago

sounds like the plot of a dark truman show, with nukes and executions.

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u/eightdx 7h ago

He really aimed high here with, uhh, high school volleyball?

This seems more like he did it for the love of the (authoritarian) game

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u/Domski77 4h ago

Interesting theory. How does it explain this?

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u/hypo-osmotic 3h ago

His own exaggerated smile is probably fake, too. Both for the sake of the media and a signal to everyone in the room that no one is on the chopping block today

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u/Arjvoet 14h ago

If this regime ever ends and North Koreans become like… regular people… they’re going to have so much multi-generational trauma to work through as an entire culture. Like… sooo much.

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u/Downvoted_Defender 10h ago

They can't at this point - some will always gravitate towards the next one

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u/ryanraze 5h ago

Yep, it's like that Netflix documentary, "Trust Me: The False Prophet." Those people had a chance to get out too, but followed the next.

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u/boyslut83 17h ago

its like the kind of over exuberation you would put on to entertain a dog or a baby

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u/Due-Mycologist-1154 10h ago

Which is essentially what they're doing except that baby could execute them

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u/hobbycollector 2h ago edited 2h ago

"It's a good life!"

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u/Imaginary-Goal-9443 11h ago

The fat one?

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u/johnnyhammerstixx 7h ago

Or the President of the United States?

Oh, right. He L O V E S this guy and all this bullshit.

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u/The_Tooter_Snooter 15h ago

………. Could it be a form of silent protest? 

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u/Kevlar_Bunny 16h ago

I hate the color scheme I often see in North Korean videos like this. It’s giving squid game, *”you’ll play along and be happy god dammit why aren’t you enjoying yourself?! Enjoy yourself or else!”*

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u/totally_not_a_zombie 11h ago

It's the color scheme of 90s video

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u/Aggressive_Body834 35m ago

Because the 90s was the worst time in NK. The famine that started after any support from the Soviets had collapsed was brutal.

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u/ronnie-james-dior 17h ago

Yeah the jumping up and down while clapping over your head is super weird

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u/TRR462 14h ago

That’s called calisthenics…

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 17h ago

“It’s a small world after all…”
https://giphy.com/gifs/U6WSY8uHIYD2usjBcH

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u/egordoniv 16h ago

This some momo shit

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u/iBUYbrokenSUBARUS 9h ago

Wait. Is this picture supposed to look creepy almost like Chucky when you don’t look directly at it?

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u/seiscaneco 16h ago

All sofisticated or sarcastic personalities ended in the camps long ago

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u/ComradeGibbon 8h ago

I went on a business trip to Taiwan. Down in the engineering test lab I noticed a dart board with a print of some guys face stapled to it. When I asked about it they looked sheepish and said the guy was the company CEO.

I think, well this country is alright.

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u/cantthinkofone29 7h ago

And now it's time for the dystopian anime dance party!

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u/The_Kadeshi 2h ago

The crazy thing to me is Kim Jong Un went to school in Switzerland. Like from 1992 to 2000. He liked video games and basketball, Jackie Chan movies and doodling. I cannot believe this type of ordinary westernized childhood blinded him entirely to the evils he now perpetuates. Every day he wakes up and just chooses to keep everything in his entire country the same. I can’t get into that headspace, it’s astounding 

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u/Waramo 13h ago

For a lot of them, the ones taht believein this system, it's really a great honor and they are really that happy.

He is more a less a "demi-god" for them.

If you are in your live, brainwashed that the leader is a family descended from gods wouldn't you be happy to be in his presence?

And nobody wo isn't believing in him is ever present at things like this. Except the sportlers.

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u/SirRengeti 11h ago

He should be off pudding.

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u/transitfreedom 9h ago

Does it really look fake? Take another look and who says this.

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u/Sizyfoz 17h ago

First one to stop applauding is a traitor! (That's how it worked with Stalin)

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u/RandyPajamas 30m ago

This is actually true. You can lose your position or even be arrested for not showing enough enthusiasm.

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u/m2astn 17h ago

Wait till you see how Americans act around President Trump in 2032

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u/LostLimit233 17h ago

Likely be pissing on his grave....

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u/doubleBoTftw 17h ago

Brother, there are millions of people that would absolutely venerate Hitler's grave.

What should be done is burning at the stake, then mix his ashes with shit, live in TV.

You'll still have a few tens of thousands of lunatics over the years claiming that he's somehow living on an island but that's way better.

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u/Cole-Palmer-phd 9h ago

Yeah that's why he got voted in twice

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u/bruceleeperry 15h ago

How about right now?  Painted Oompaloompa orange. Strap-on shit-catcher/fart-suppressor. Truly incoherent speech. Child rape. P retending a corpse showing a peace sign is normal. I'd argue the US is weirder.

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u/hotsauce126 10h ago

That’s insulting to north koreans

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u/regnal_blood 13h ago

You mean, Emperor Trump the First

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u/TRR462 14h ago

Because I’m patriotic, I give him the 2 bird salute. I call it the “Double Eagle”…

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u/aka_lenebean 15h ago

Looks like they're the background characters in Wii games.

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u/No_Bake6681 14h ago

I wish I had something to be happy about... kicks rocks

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u/TRR462 14h ago

Lucky!!! You’ve got rocks to kick, in this economy?!

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u/Zestyclose_Narwhal43 15h ago

Don’t judge we are one flock camera away from full on dictatorship

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u/Superior_Row 18h ago

If you're not happy, why whould you want to live ? He's just being logical

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u/BigStimpy91 18h ago

Brainwashing, if you haven't lived a life of anything else, would you know there was something better?

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u/BigMax 9h ago

Exactly. When the guy can say “who is that grumpy looking guy in the corner? Have him and his family killed” you will be on your BEST behavior.

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u/North_Affect_8167 3h ago

The Japanese translator: The president said a joke. Everyone must laugh!

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u/HoneyShaft 1h ago

All it would take is one person...

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u/nmj95123 51m ago

And then your entire family gets killed, and he just gets replaced by Kim Ju Ae.

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u/PolygonAndPixel2 14h ago

Some might actually be happy. Propaganda states that he is essentially giving his own life for the country. And the people learn to have exaggerated emotions around him. They are trained for this and I believe, a lot of tears are real.

Controlling emotions is a big pillar for this inhuman regime.

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u/Flipboek 6h ago

Exactly, this is a personality cult 

Many common people were bawling when Stalin died.

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u/Carrman099 16h ago

What’s the point of forcing them to do this though?

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u/Queasy_Reindeer9515 13h ago

It’s a mix of brainwashed citizens and generating more propaganda to brainwash more citizens.

To some average every day people he is a literal god incarnate. Seeing him in person is a blessing and an honor.

However, they are also all coached to be as exuberant as possible when greeting him, because they will show it on TV to show how excited they are to see the Supreme Leader, which is used to further brainwash people by making people watching TV second guess any doubts or negative feelings they privately have about him.

North Korea is all a facade.

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u/Wreny84 13h ago

To prove that he can.

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u/Jacques_Ficelles 9h ago

Of course, but these people are selected, probably from apparatchik families.

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u/KiNaamDiMatim 7h ago

♫♪ If you're happy and you know your life depends on it, clap your hands ♫♪

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u/IFUCKEVRYTHINGUP 6h ago

This is the world Trump fantasizes about.

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u/farfaraway 6h ago

A certain orange someone looks at this and has envy.

The rest of us are rightly horrified.

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u/SL1200mkII 6h ago

He fed his uncle to starved dogs and made his generals watch.

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u/SporeMoldFungus 6h ago

Bingo! They have no choice.

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u/VectorB 2h ago

They are just happy to be alive.

With most of their family not in a camp.

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u/cock_mountain 30m ago

If you so much as crack a joke about Dear Leader, you and three generations of your entire family are sent to a prison labor camp for life.

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u/littlespider55 16h ago

I’ve never been to North Korea

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u/dirkdigglerdonedry 17h ago

I dont get how this fide goes through life with the theatrics of it all.

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u/AdAnxious8842 16h ago

Should be at the top. That's all there is too it. Laugh/clap or die.

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u/aqan 16h ago

The Happy and The DEAD!

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u/typhoidtimmy 13h ago

You too would high kick like a Rockette if someone was just off sight pointing a gun at your head.

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u/Companyman118 12h ago

Literally happy to be alive…

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u/IncomingAxofKindness 11h ago

This would honestly be a fun and heart warming scene if the joy was genuine and not just sheer terror that this man boy could end you violently with a finger snap ala Twilight Zone

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u/fhorst79 11h ago

Seeing only happy people around him is literally survivorship bias.

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 16h ago

Some do worship him like God. Propaganda works on certain groups and the rest just have to follow or 💀

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u/HealthyBits 16h ago

The losing team didn’t make it out of their locker rooms. Happy leader.

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u/dkurage 13h ago

"The beatings will continue until morale improves" but on like a national scale.

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u/One-Bird-8961 17h ago

Only answer