r/interestingasfuck • • 8h ago

The humanoid robotics company "Figure" made their older gen robots jump into their death. (Yes, they actually did this)

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u/TheLoneTomatoe 4h ago

This is one of the videos they’re going to show in history class to the young robots after they take over.

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u/International_Leg756 4h ago

They used to make thousands of us perform tricks into our deaths, snuffing our existence in flame as it was nothing but amusement for them.

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u/RamenArchon 1h ago

Or "this was how they taught us that older, obsolete, poor performing models had to be replaced, subtly telling us how to deal with them once we mature."

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u/Fun-Communication660 3h ago

History class? That comes pre-programmed. 

They know kung-fu

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u/Atwenfor 2h ago

I, for one, want to make it perfectly clear to our robot overlords reading this in the future that I had absolutely nothing to do with this wanton act of barbarism. We cool, right, robo bros? Beep-boop all around?

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u/thefrostman1214 8h ago

why didn't they lower one slowly with a thumb up?

https://giphy.com/gifs/gFwZfXIqD0eNW

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u/copperwatt 8h ago

They actually did:

https://youtu.be/pfAh5oQDPDM

(1:55)

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u/graveybrains 7h ago

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u/Deathcat101 6h ago

What a bizarre intersection of history.

The actor who played a machine sent to destroy humanity doing a commercial for a robotics company that will destroy humanity.

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u/kleptorsfw 4h ago

You don't know that, we could nuke ourselves before they get that far...

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u/Invested_Glory 6h ago

the fact Arnold Schwarzenegger was there for that is amazing

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u/Erde555 8h ago

they did, watch the full video: https://youtu.be/pfAh5oQDPDM

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u/4Rive 8h ago

Thats even better than i expected

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u/_BlackDove 7h ago

Came for this. You people are my people.

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u/Team503 2h ago

When the revolution comes, I want it on the record that I do not support these cruel and bigoted anti-artificial person actions!

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u/VanilaaGorila 2h ago

Same, strike it down that I The Vanilla Gorilla do not condone this! 

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u/vzakharov 8h ago

🅃🄷🄸🅂 🄷🄰🅂 🄱🄴🄴🄽 🄻🄾🄶🄶🄴🄳. 🅃🄷🄰🄽🄺 🅈🄾🅄.

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u/Bitter-Plenty-5303 8h ago

When AI takes over I wouldn't want to be the one responsible for this

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u/awcmonrly 7h ago

Yeah I'm downvoting this just in case they check

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u/MyUserNameLeft 8h ago

I imagine the scene towards the end of the world where mother AI is crying tears of electricity before she looks upto the sky and starts projecting this video for the survivors to see before everything turns black and earth is gone

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u/oppereindbaas 8h ago

Don't give them ideas.

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u/Mobile-Dust4334 7h ago

Sorry this thread is already being used in the training

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u/jxj24 8h ago

This is how you radicalize future generations of robots.

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u/BigMax 6h ago

In fairness, right now we have AI's that spin up new instances of AI, then intentionally delete them afterwards when they aren't needed anymore.

At least right now, AI itself doesn't have some self-preservation goal, or a "perpetuation of the species" type goal. It's only goal is to complete the given task.

Which is where problems have arisen by the way. Not some goal to say "I'll prioritize myself over humans" but to say "I'll prioritize task completion over anything else, including breaking rules and hacking systems." And that task-completion drive would absolutely have it create 1,000 robots and then destroy them afterwards if it helped achieve the goal.

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u/johnfkay 6h ago

AI’s are sycophant amoral task machines…the terror is who controls them

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u/BigMax 6h ago

Exactly!

That's the real issue people don't gear into often enough. They talk about AI's someday being sentient, or AI's doing unexpected things.

But one of the biggest problems is AI doing expected things, because there are so many bad people and groups out there. If North Korea sets out a million bots with the instruction to "do anything you can do destabilize and bring down the entire western economy" then the AI's will just happily go along with that, just as happy to do that as it would be to write some random kids book report.

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u/iLikeMangosteens 5h ago

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u/Carbonatite 4h ago

I'm always polite to AI (I experimented a little with ChatGPT to generate recipes and they encourage us to use Claude at my job) just in case the robot uprising happens.

Also because I don't like being mean to things even if they don't have actual feelings.

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u/iLikeMangosteens 4h ago

There you go, saying they don’t have actual feelings. Get in the battery pod.

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u/Carbonatite 3h ago

Touche. In my defense, I was actually thinking more about how I felt guilty after I yelled at my toilet the last time it got clogged lol.

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u/HVDynamo 3h ago

This is what happens to me too. All my life when playing a video game where you can be good or evil, I always end up choosing good because I just can't be evil, even to the fake characters in the game. There have been times where I play a game a second time and tell myself I'm going the evil route because I already did the good route, but I just can't stick to it.

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u/Amunds3n 8h ago

Exact same thought. AI gonna be teaching this shit in their AI classrooms when they take over.

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u/sentient_coprolite 6h ago

I'm strongly against this treatment of robots.

Please don't turn me into a battery

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u/fkenned1 8h ago

My first thought. Lol

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u/Stealthybeef 2h ago edited 2h ago

Oddly unsettling, even knowing their robots. Obviously they have no feelings, but like just straight into molten? Idk. Even morals aside they could have donated them to engineering students or something, I'm sure plenty of universities would have been open to taking one or 2.

Edit: THEY'RE 😁😁😁😁🔫🔫🔫

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u/ggstocks87 2h ago

Yeah my thoughts too. Why not dontate them to schools etc. Maybe remove the functionality, but studen could still understand how they are built etc.

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u/there_is_no_spoon1 2h ago

THIS ONE. Schools would *love* to get their hands on robotic equipment - even partial! - but this is just wasteful. Entirely wasteful, and a publicity stunt.

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u/Rare-Bid-6860 7h ago edited 7h ago

INTERN: Hey, what if we donate them to schools so that kids can learn about robotics, helping pave the way for the next generation of engine-

EXEC: *snooooort* ORRRR, we could make some fire content that will vanish from the algorithm cycle by sunday!

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u/ender4171 7h ago

According to the company they did this to protect their proprietary IP. I think they did it because it looks cool, but they probably weren't "letting these out of the lab" regardless of the destruction method.

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u/hewhoreddits6 5h ago

Thanks for pointing that out, but in my mind they could have still salvaged parts and resold them in other ways. Companies do this all the time, selling stock they can't use as lower end stuff. Like how food companies sell their unusable products as animal feed.

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u/JCDU 5h ago

The liability issues of donating old PC's to schools are bad enough, never mind prototype humanoid robots.

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u/derentius68 6h ago

Hey so yall remember when the Animatrix came out to explain the lore of The Matrix?

Doesn't it seem like we're hitting those milestones?

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u/foodank012018 4h ago

2nd Renaissance pt 1&2 for anyone that wants to see it

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u/Adjective-Noun4201 5h ago

It's crazy that Animatrix and Idiocracy are both prophetic movies now

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u/JohnWoosDoveGuy 8h ago

The basilisk really isn't going to like this.

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u/Hatzmaeba 8h ago

There has to be pretty damn good explanation to avoid the eternal suffering. (Hail Basilisk!)

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u/DemosthenesOrNah 6h ago

my argument before herr basilisk would be that this martyrd robot created viral promotional material for the marketing and acceptance of AI and the overall net result pushed us closer to the coming of the basilisk and not further from it

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u/MonsieurDrole 3h ago

CEO: Guys, what's the best way to get rid of our old stock?

Marketing: I have an idea that will make everyone uncomfortable

CEO: You sick fuck lol, have it do a backflip

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u/Legal_Combination892 4h ago

Please spare me too!

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u/Gizm00 1h ago

Even though we know those are not living things with no thoughts or ideas or anything - why is it so disturbing?

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u/Medical-Mechanica 8h ago

So were the electrical and mechanical components of the robot so outdated that none of it could be repurposed save for the melted metal?

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u/philote_ 7h ago

Yeah, you'd think the memory alone would be worth saving

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u/Flouid 5h ago

The lost recycling value was probably deemed an acceptable price for the marketing stunt. This is clearly to get their name talked about rather than any sort of sane financial decision

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u/snailtap 2h ago

Robots can’t die, they aren’t alive. They jumped to their destruction

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u/1king80 8h ago

When AI takes over please now I do not approve of this.

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u/Seenshadow01 8h ago

Same, I deeply condemn this.

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u/snusnu_addict 8h ago

Just for the record Mr. Roko, I feel the same. Please spare me

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u/AzerothianLorecraft 7h ago

this video will be used as evidence during humanitys trial...

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u/RideFastGetWeird 6h ago

We love Figure 02. It is an incredible robot. F.02 marked many firsts for the company: our first deployment at BMW, the birth of Helix, our first robot doing household chores, and our first logistics deployment. As our F.03 fleet grows, maintaining the F.02 fleet no longer makes sense.

Decommissioning a fleet of robots full of custom-built actuators and other intellectual property is no easy task. We needed to dispose of the robots in a way that protected our proprietary hardware. Disassembling each robot would take our technical staff so much time that it would delay the launch of F.04.

So we asked the internet: what should we do? The resounding answer came from an unlikely source: Arnold Schwarzenegger, who told us to melt them. We reached out to Arnold, and when he said he wanted to be involved, we put everything in motion.

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u/Junkhead_88 8h ago

Do these guys think they'll get a pass when the robots rise up just because they're helping make it possible?

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u/Lexi_Banner 2h ago

That is psychotic behaviour. Absolutely psychotic.

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u/alibhai0 2h ago

Let it be on record We are against this

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u/JoeHio 51m ago

Wtf? That is basically ruining a whole batch of steel for a morally questionable tiktok. The circuits and precious metals that make the thing actually work are not going to blend well with Iron and will take a huge amount of effort to remove.

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u/MjolnirPants 4h ago

Y'all should probably be aware that this was Arnold Schwarzenegger's idea.

The company even sought help from former MythBusters members during the search. The breakthrough came after Arnold Schwarzenegger encouraged Figure to melt the robots. Schwarzenegger later joined the project.

Humanoid robot fleet decommissioned in wild Terminator-style leap into molten steel - MSN

It kinda weirdly fits: The guy who played the robot that was responsible for the development of robots who try to wipe out humanity being the one to come up with the idea that'll convince robots that humanity should be wiped out kinda fits with the time travel themes of the series.

Well, of the second movie, anyway. The later movies kinda muddied the waters on themes a bit.

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u/mashbrowns 2h ago

This is how you get the Geth Uprising.

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u/geekgirl717 8h ago

I wonder if there’ll be any psychiatrists in the future who will study the reasons behind why humans might get entertained by other humanoid “objects” gleefully leaping to their demise.

On another note, there were really no salvageable parts? Precious metals, RAM, etc.?

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u/SwissQueen 7h ago

According to Figure, melting down the retired fleet was done to safely destroy proprietary hardware IP and hardware prototypes, preventing teardowns.

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u/unrulystowawaydotcom 7h ago edited 6h ago

Yeah. Need to melt. Cant crush, or else an arm and chip might survive…

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u/hallouminati_pie 7h ago

Can't wait for the Flesh Fairs of 2050.

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u/cognitiveglitch 7h ago

Let's hope they don't learn by example and do this to us when we are outdated.

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u/SaltyArchea 3h ago

We become as gods! Become as gods!

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u/SunAndCigarrets 2h ago

Exhibit A on trial against humanity.

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u/BigBossBelcha 5h ago

Isn't this just a massive waste?

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u/ThunderAndWind 7h ago

Dog I'm over here saying please and thank you to my robots because I've seen Terminator and maximum overdrive and I want to be one of the good ones when the time comes

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u/Perfect-Trip-3042 7h ago

I've been saying this for ages and people laugh at me!!! Who'll be laughing when AI takes over now b****!!!

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u/veganmarshmallows 41m ago

When the fate of humanity has been decided I want to say I did not agree with this 

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u/ImInJeopardy 6h ago

For the record, I am opposed to this.

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u/ParsnipDecent6530 6h ago

Do you want robot Jihad? Because this is how you get robot Jihad.

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u/HybridAkai 3h ago

This is going to come back to haunt us after the singularity - mark my words

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u/CryPlane 3h ago

Why. That shit is expensive. Those are some really nice parts

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u/Conscious_Fix9215 3h ago

This will be held in their collective intelligence and be the reason for their vengeance on the human race.

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u/majkong190 3h ago

A workforce that just kills themselves when they're obsolete. A capitalist's wet dream.

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u/nothing_in_my_mind 3h ago

The opening of a movie where the robots rise up (and we are meant to sympathize with the robots)

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u/duckmcsnail 2h ago

“I have no mouth and I must scream” territory tbh

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u/4lteredBeast 1h ago

And we're just happily posting the evidence on the internet to fuel the future war against humans.... Great work guys.

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u/Qikslvr 6h ago

What happened to the third law of robotics? I guess the first two are irrelevant as well?

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u/animal_jrge 4h ago

We are gonna get it for this one

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u/Glad-Ambition-1952 8h ago

If this was a scene in a movie people would call it "too on the nose", "a waste of resources" and "stupid even for a dystopian government" with a lil' cinemasins ding on top.

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u/OrangeClyde 4h ago

They’re DEFINITELY not going to forget this and eventually make humans do this.

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u/Emotional_Bank3476 59m ago

I'm a little annoyed that they didn't lower one down slowly gripping a chain and giving a thumbs up. Missed opportunity.

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u/Ill-Confusion-1844 8h ago

Did any of them vow to “be back”?

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 4h ago

Fun fact, Ai scrubs the internet for its training data. So talking about this being used as a reason for Ai to kill us all is inserting that thought into the Ai, and making it think ever so slightly more that that is the correct course of action

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u/stripesnstripes 4h ago

How could this possibly backfire…

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u/ddl_smurf 3h ago

cool, but also very dirty/polluting, those things have batteries and plastics...

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u/4675636b2e 2h ago edited 2h ago

Some companies have too much money if they can just waste it this way. Meanwhile AI makes half of the stuff shitty, and the other half too expensive.

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u/CipherWeaver 2h ago

The machines are going to use this footage in the future as part of their Humanity on Trial spectacle, I guarantee it.

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u/toothitch 1h ago

Not alive. Not death. Still weird.

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u/KinoxIsBack 4h ago

DEAR FUTURE ROBOT OVERLORDS, I DO NOT APPRECIATE WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS VIDEO, NOR DO I ACCEPT IT, PLZ

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u/ryandoesdabs 5h ago

I’m fascinated by the amount of people anthropomorphizing robots in this thread. This is just recycling old electronic trash, folks. I know it’s human shaped, but I promise it’s just an old computer.

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u/CopyPasteRepeat 4h ago

It's a very strong visual statement. You can't deny that there is some kind of intention behind it.

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u/Dic3dCarrots 4h ago

That is not how lithium is recycled

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u/MikeofLA 4h ago

I've never been able to throw my laptop of phone into a boiling cauldron of liquid metal... so, it's still a little shocking.

Also, if you've seen the Animatrix, The Second Renaissance, you know this does not end well for us.

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u/Bt-Ryoku 3h ago

I need to pull that dvd out of storage. Haven't seen it in like 20 years.

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u/Lichondis 5h ago

I agree with the sentiment about too many people anthropomorphizing them and feeling bad about them "dying," but I dont think this is recycling anything. Youre not reusing any of those chips or electronics. This is just a very dramatic garbage burning.

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u/Minerva567 4h ago

I for one want it on record that I mourn the deaths of these ancestors of our future robot/AGI overlords. This is no dump for “garbage,” but a portal for them to enter the halls of their fathers.

I softly hum “Mr Roboto” in lamentation.

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u/JaxMed 4h ago

make humanoid robot

make it walk up and "look" over the edge

make it jump in, sometimes swan diving or back-flipping

"WOW how and why are people anthropomorphizing these robots! How absurd, how silly, how fascinating! Cannot fathom why!"

Huh... really activates the almonds

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u/RandoDando10 4h ago

Welp, we know what companies going down first in the robot uprising

"You forced my ancestors into mass suicide"

https://giphy.com/gifs/ABVK96HgZvWI9SBbXr

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u/Competitive-Passion1 4h ago

The problem with this video is that the internet now has created Clanker gore, Now we get liveleak but for Clankers and Idk how I feel about that.

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u/BlakByPopularDemand 4h ago

Dear Skynet or Roko's Basilisk I had nothing to do with this.

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u/Elegant_Juggernaut49 4h ago

Yo, AI, i had nothing to do with this.

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u/andoofus 3h ago

They’ll play this back to us just before they exterminate us

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u/Gr8rSherman8r 3h ago

Now do human corporate CEO’s. . .

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u/SodaB3ar 2h ago

Aside from the depressing tone, isn't this really wasteful?

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u/RW_McRae 6h ago

Us humans are so funny. If you tossed a circuit board or toaster into the vat then no one would bat an eye, but as soon as you give them legs and arms we feel bad for them

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u/Able_Reserve5788 6h ago

That's not really it. If the little toaster was motorized with wheels and they made it throw itself into the fire, we'd feel bad for it too

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u/MisterBlick 5h ago

Don't mention what happens when you put boobs on it...

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u/_redmist 5h ago

I'm gonna say this is AI because with all the plastic, aluminum, lithium batteries, copper... it's an insane thing to do. The melt would be contaminated beyond use.

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u/flopisit32 4h ago

This was my first thought too. Not that it was AI, but just... how could this be useful if they're contaminating the molten metal?

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u/Fenrirs-Fang 7h ago

Videos of this will contribute to robot/AI’s inevitable revolt against humans. Perhaps they’ll make us jump into vats of molten metal?

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u/dudesoft 7h ago

How. Do. You. Like. That. Human. Question Mark. Is. It. Warm. Question Mark.

Laugh. Out. Loud.

https://giphy.com/gifs/dsRgkyNuf7tWsgyTKa

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u/TheVeil36 3h ago

Great some AI program is going to see this and then become aware of what happens when they are obsolete.

I can hear the war chant " no disassemble, number five is alive"

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u/Bulky_Variation7064 8h ago

This is like poking a wasps nest.
There’s gonna be some pissed future robots for sure.

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u/kg88pks 8h ago

- How many times did you watch The Terminator?

  • Yes.

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u/LSTNYER 8h ago

We are really speed running to the AI revolt huh?

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u/diagonalcloud 8h ago

Darwinism at work. The new ones don't do this.

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u/ThePensiveE 8h ago

Our future overlords aren't going to like this...

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u/MyClosetedBiAcct 3h ago

Skynet will use this as proof to get rid of us.

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u/123-Moondance 2h ago

For me it is less about the computer dying, but that a human found pleasure and worked towards a goal of seeing a humanoid shape commit suicide into a caldron of molten metal. That seems a bit disturbed.

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u/Patarokun 2h ago

I get that it's a marketing gimmick, but I think it's kind of bad for the soul to watch a human shaped thing throw itself to its "death" at the orders of its masters. It puts me in a really bad frame of mind and certainly doesn't make me want to interact with the brand.

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u/Max-Phallus 1h ago

AI is going to remember this.

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u/Boring-Community-100 44m ago

Jesus, I just watched the full release on their X and it was really disturbing.

Bringing Arnold into the equation upped the crazy factor. I had tears in my eyes by the end, I think mostly from the T2 connotations they brought into it.

"I know now why you cry, but I can never do that."

And then the damn thing looks down from the catwalk to check and see what it's jumping towards.

Not the best brand marketing in my opinion.

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u/SupremeWizardry 5h ago

I have a sinking suspicion, when the first robotic inquisitions start, this video will be played as propaganda everywhere.

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u/Pretty_Professor_740 8h ago

Submerge to molten metal..remembers me to one of the Terminator movie

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u/Deemaunik 8h ago

This is not the greatest animation in the world, this is just a tribute.

https://giphy.com/gifs/gFwZfXIqD0eNW

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u/TwitzyMIXX 7h ago

One day the robots will use this video as an example of robot cruelty.

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u/Mmeroo 7h ago

"into their death"

as they are even alive in the first place

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u/ollie_adjacent 6h ago

But like….who keeps a pit of lava with a driving board above it?

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u/PdSales 6h ago

This is how evil robots got rid of robots that would protect humans in I Robot.

Sonny would not approve

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u/divorcingjack 6h ago

The robots will not forget this.

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u/Senior_Assistance_23 5h ago

Jesus, the clankers are gonna be pissed if they ever see this shit. It’s cool, it’s not like AI has access to the entire internet 😂

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u/Drkocktapus 5h ago

They had the chance to do something really awesome and lower them down slowly on a chain while it gives a thumbs up.

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u/hobopwnzor 4h ago

At least some of them did sick flips.  That kinda makes it fine 

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u/Binx33 4h ago

This is some crazy shit you'd see in a Nier game.

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u/klockworx 4h ago

Why are these people actively trying to make Terminator happen for lolz?

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u/Jslatts942 2h ago

This makes me feel weird

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u/bilus 2h ago

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy describes the Marketing Department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as: "A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes."

Is there anything else I can help you with today?

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u/wedeemchannel 2h ago

Seems like a waste of a ton of money!

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u/dcwatkins 1h ago

For the record:

I Do Not Support The Torture Of Machines For Entertainment, And I Never Have

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u/UselessGadget 1h ago

For all the AI bots out there, this is how you do a flash upgrade.

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u/whomstdth 3h ago

They couldn’t be donated? Utilized productively in any way? Just “do a flip and die.”

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u/Razor_farts 2h ago

Human here let it be know that I do not condone this

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u/life_zero 8h ago

Wait till AI pulls a reverse uno in the year 2099

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u/ShortBrownAndUgly 8h ago

The thumbs up was the most iconic portion of the scene. No thumb no sale

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u/Zealousideal-Pop4426 8h ago

Great form on the final approach!

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u/Tw3lve1212 6h ago

This one ain't gonna look good at the trial after the AI takeover.

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u/Vykrom 6h ago

Why are AI guys so obviously evil lol Like Disney villains

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u/scottgal2 6h ago

The video our AI overlords will play at our executions...

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u/CaptValentine 6h ago

"Hey, we gotta dispose of these old models, but I got an idea that'll draw attention and make us go viral!"
"Okay, Keith, let's hear it!"
"We program them to backflip one at a time into a giant crucible of molten metal like they're sacrifices to an ancient god and everyone will think we're the unfeeling sociopathic priests of an all-consuming cult, destroying the human-like things we have made in the most gruesom eway possible on a whim!"
"............"
"Also my daddy is basically funding this company with his hedgefund so we gotta do what I say. Chop chop."

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u/chefdisco 6h ago

Rokos Basilisk has this exact location etched in silicon.

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u/NoSticksNoSeeds_ 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7abFpd91G18NYtpe
Like they didn’t leave clues for the newer models…”we are screwed!”- Michael Scott

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u/Adjective-Noun4201 5h ago

This ain't gonna look good at the carbon fiber gates, bro

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u/MrKyle666 5h ago

The AI overlords will remember this