r/interestingasfuck • • 7h ago

Aerial Picture of an uncontacted Amazon Tribe

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u/ReadInBothTenses 7h ago

This photo has been posted so much, the redditors on this app are less contacted than the tribe.

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u/I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS 6h ago

I think this tribe probably knows more about the outside world than the average redditor.

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u/PhatCatTax 3h ago

I keep shooting arrows at my screen to get the ghosts out of it, but it seems they're trapped for eternity.

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u/ReadInBothTenses 2h ago

Hate when that happens

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u/ninjohnnothing 3h ago

To be effective, use an arrow without the suction cup.

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u/axe_7 1h ago

I've never seen this before. So yeah...kind of proves the point.

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u/theantscolony 1h ago

Yet this is the first time I see it

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u/vikinxo 4h ago

This photo is pretty old - betcha (I hope I lose) those guys have mobiles now...

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u/TheReelMcCoi 1h ago

And Manchester United shirts

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u/Kage_noir 6h ago

😭😂😂

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u/TheBestintheWest11 1h ago

oufff madonn

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u/decapitatedpanda1987 7h ago

Picture of a contacted amazon tribe

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u/soukaixiii 6h ago

Contracted Amazon tribes

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u/PiezoelectricityOne 5h ago

Slaves with a contract? Not during my watch!

-Amazon's upper-mid management, probably.

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u/victor871129 3h ago

But another manager signed that slave contract, not my problem?

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u/CCV21 1h ago

Well done.

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u/Skeetronic 4h ago

Whoa! What language do they speak? Are they cannibals?

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u/Horror-Student-5990 7h ago

They are contacted now

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u/GonzAnt 7h ago

Mad respect but between this picture and reading the "Lost City of Z" I am good.

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u/PineappleHamburders 7h ago

Is it good? I loved his book The Wager and have had Lost City of Z on my shelf for ages

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u/GonzAnt 7h ago

Exactly the same here until I went ahead and read it. To me not as a good or gripping as The Wager but quite ok.

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u/84thPrblm 7h ago

What is this? An uncontacted tribes of ants?!

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u/Persimmon-Mission 7h ago

They should be at least… 3 times this big

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u/shoulda-known-better 4h ago

How can we be expected to teach them how to read when we can't even fit inside the building

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u/jutlandd 41m ago

It is taken from further away, they just seem very small because of the PoV.

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u/Hopeful_Community_65 7h ago

Leave those MFers alone…

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u/thekamenman 4h ago

Yeah, they don’t have to worry about KPIs, TPS reports, AI integration, or taxes. Best let them not experience the horrors of the modern world.

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u/M2Fream 7h ago

This looks like my base on valheim

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u/Cerebrasylum 5h ago

You’re out there thatching it up?

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u/Fugaciouslee 3h ago

I've definately explored this camp in The Forest.

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u/wjmmerea 7h ago

Jacking off seems like a stealth mission

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u/Zwangsjacke 7h ago

Probably more like a group activity.

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u/cans-of-swine 5h ago

They are set up for a good old fashioned circle jerk. 

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u/babagito 7h ago

jerking off is always a stealth mission

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u/--TheCity-- 6h ago

Not for Louis CK!

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u/s_4_evrysing 6h ago

Jerk it like a shake weight!

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u/VinnySmallsz 6h ago

At least most of the time.

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u/_Wildpinkler_ 6h ago

Throw couple JBL speakers in there with Gangnam Style playing

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u/airwalker08 2h ago

That's the kind of wall I'd build around my village if I wanted outsiders to leave me the fuck alone

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u/Capone_Cologne 7h ago

Weak ass base building skills right there.

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u/oppereindbaas 7h ago

Not enough points into research. Might be a bad spawn location though. 

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u/Careful_Coconut_549 7h ago

Yeah I mean what is this even for? To give attackers instant high ground?

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u/syon_r 6h ago

To trap the jaguar in there with them after it walks over, duh

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u/sapntaps 46m ago

Have they tried building a data center?!?! Are they stupid?!?!?

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u/Long_Candle_5054 7h ago

I've built better in green hell

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u/Accomplished_Skin946 7h ago

True fact - They have been contacted before. They’re known as the Bezos tribe, and have a limited vocabulary that has no native word for “gullible”

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u/pinniped90 7h ago

A few kilometers away is a separate tribe, the Prime tribe. They get all their building materials with free 2-day shipping.

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u/Ani-3 4h ago

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u/Pinkishu 3h ago

I love how this is a gif that's literally just some image noise changing

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u/Spork_Warrior 7h ago

I am NOT looking that up!

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u/Big-Engine5583 6h ago

Fool me once...

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u/Realistic-Peach6855 7h ago

Green Hell

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u/MagmaTroop 7h ago

I was going to say it. Quality game

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u/BrunesOvrBrauns 6h ago

I bought it on the OG switch for like a dollar and never played it. lol I assume it ran like shit on there.

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u/Denodi 5h ago

Idk how the switch is hardware-wise, but Green Hell is VERY optimized. Runs super smooth even on potato PCs.

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u/The_Real_Kru 7h ago

My mind went there too

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u/phones76 6h ago

MAALA INGO!

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u/squeezy102 4h ago

Green Hell taught me that interacting with these people is a very very good idea and someone should do it. Nothing bad will happen.

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u/discomuffin 2h ago

I heard there’s this really friendly island in the vicinity of India. Senti… sentiment island? Worth a visit, just don’t forget to bring cola 👍

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u/Stormtomcat 1h ago

Oops the reddit sniper got you when you wrote the title: you must have meant Green Hello 🤗! 

/jk

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u/AlxIp 7h ago edited 6h ago

I know this is not AI because I saw this photo long before ChatGPT, but the scale of the people compared to the trees and the fort (?) is eerie. If I saw this pic for the first time today I would 100% think it's AI

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u/JohnnySalamiBoy420 6h ago

Hard to judge the scale for real the depth is weird or something lol

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u/Stormtomcat 1h ago

What I find eerie as well, is the way the fort's tiles are organized. 

Perhaps I'm subconsciously biased by, you know, the European building style, where houses and castles and everything have a clear front, like a draw bridge or a gate or a garden path leading to the front door (if you're living in a hobbit hole haha). 

Perhaps I've seen too many horror movies and now I'm needlessly scared. 

I still find it stressful that they felt the need to circle the wagons (so to speak) so explicitly. 

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u/Chamanomano 1h ago

Yanomami tribe. "Uncontacted" is humorous to say the least - a lot is known about them. They're far from uncontacted.

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u/Multigrain_Migraine 1h ago

For real. I think the first book about them was published in 1967? They aren't unfamiliar with the outside world or political campaigning either.

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u/FinallyArt 7h ago

I wonder how thoroughly the ethics have been debated about allowing these guys to die from things we cured long ago.

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u/Independent-Most-538 7h ago

Very profoundly!

Especially in the context of the photo: Moxihatëtëa Indigenous Tribe, taken in 2016, in Brazil. The Brazilian Constitution guarantees indigenous peoples the right to their "social organization, customs, languages, beliefs, and the original right to the lands they traditionally occupy."

PS: They remain uncontacted to this day.

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u/pkennedy 6h ago

This is a very interesting view of these tribes, from a Brazilian studying them. Not sure if this was the original video, but the one I found with him in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40RfQC0ceGc

Highlights: They come out of the jungle and steal from this other tribe where this guy is working. The issue is, they're stealing clothing. The clothing has possible viruses these guys don't have, so now they have to get them vaccinated somehow.

They also don't speak the language, and try and communicate with them originally. They keep trying. Eventually they find a tribe that has enough words in common so they can talk, and also get what was said during their original meetings translated. "these guys dance like shit"

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u/Pinkishu 2h ago

In case some alien civilisation observing us is reading this. I'm not interested in the ethics of contacting us, should I be dying of something, come rescue me.

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u/PopsGG 3h ago

There has to be some idiot that have gone out there and contacted them. Like that guy that tried to take Christianity to the people on Sentinel Island and got killed.

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u/risk_is_our_business 6h ago

It seems as though there should be some kind of overriding set of guidelines for such situations... some kind of prime directive.

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u/YVNGxDXTR 4h ago

Set phasers to "help"

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u/Dark-Ganon 4h ago

Probably similarly to the debate on the ethics of making treatments to things we've cured long ago more expensive than the average person could ever afford.

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u/NaturalTap9567 2h ago

We kill people in Africa to get cheaper phones. No one actually cares they just like virtue signaling. Same blm and anti Israel people all have smart phones and tons of other products made from slave labor which kills 10s of thousands per a year. 99.9% of people put personal comfort over others suffering.

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u/Dark-Ganon 1h ago

You almost had a point before you made the whole thing into such a huge overgeneralization.

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u/2930apple 2h ago edited 1h ago

Damn you had me in the first part. Phones are a necessity in the modern age for many people and some of the worst companies own so much shit it is nearly impossible to avoid them all. The problem is the people who are wasteful and buy new phones and clothes every 2 minutes and are not conservative with their food. This is hardly the strawman you think it is.

Show me the statistics that prove that anti-Israeli individuals who support the BLM movement are so wasteful and careless that their consumption alone outweighs the corporations funding and perpetuating genocidal and inethical practices.

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u/TheNewtOne 6h ago

We have cures for a lot of things that we let people die from right here in the good ole usa

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u/jovisomniaplena 6h ago

The other way to look at it is how they catch new diseases through contact.

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u/kingoflint282 4h ago

You also have to weigh that against the probability of then catching new diseases from us

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u/Sloterhouse5 2h ago

RFK has entered the chat

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u/Royalchariot 6h ago

This is at least the 200th time I’ve seen this photo in the past decade

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u/aimgorge 7h ago

That picture is over 10 years old. I doubt they still are that uncontacted nowadays

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u/Flonkerton_Scranton 7h ago

i bet one of them has an iphone now

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u/cans-of-swine 5h ago

Op is one of them. 

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u/An_Ugly_Bastard 3h ago

If they were contacted by people, they probably all died of disease. They don’t have the antibodies the modern population does.

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u/AmbitiousLettuce2925 7h ago

Amazing stuff

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u/Commercial_Prune5082 7h ago

Amazonas stuff...

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u/btan1975 7h ago

they're tiny!

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u/CloneFailArmy 7h ago

At first glance I thought I was looking at a destroyed t-72

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u/mr_sparkle666 7h ago

Are those Shamatari or Yanomamo?

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u/PaleBlueCod 7h ago

Tiny people with huge biscuit walls.

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u/brainegg8 7h ago

Triscuit*

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u/Techwood111 6h ago

Well done!

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u/deFleury 3h ago

We used to have breakfast cereal that looked like that. One piece was a decent breakfast for a kid, a hungry adult might take two pieces. 

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u/Ok_Plantain_8914 7h ago

The AI drone is now a god to the tiny tribe.

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u/Jatapa0 4h ago

Ai drone?

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u/firekeeper23 6h ago

Is that their main football stadium?

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u/Jaded_pipedreams 4h ago

I hope they are left alone. We have examples of what the colonisers did to all the other groups. 

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u/DaveDavidsen 3h ago

Thats their version of seeing a UFO. Probably freaked the crap out of them.

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u/venusdemaui 2h ago

And if the person used a drone to find them, and this is not some satellite image, they are truly a soulless asshole

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u/HumbleAnxiety7998 1h ago

not gonna knock their tech level, but.... they should be able to have learned how to close those gaps in the Panels.... seems like a easy fix to weave so its a solid perimeter.

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u/darthmaui728 1h ago

Damn i didnt know they played beyblade on there

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u/tenenno 1h ago

Oh that's just the NoLa superdome

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u/Keitaro28 5h ago

Lean-to unlocked ✅

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u/urbanhood 4h ago

I would like the explanation of why they have this big thatch roofs/walls angled like that?is that their shelter? their house?

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u/Lagoon_M8 6h ago

Can they evolve into different human species if they are isolated from us for hundreds of thousand of years?

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u/Grobo_ 5h ago

This happens even without isolation, the people from the Himalayas have unique genetic traits that let them breathe at heights without extra oxygen.

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u/bottomlesstopper 5h ago

And the free divers island people with bigger lungs and +1 in holding breath underwater.

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u/ChefArtorias 3h ago

That's not the same as being a different species.

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 2h ago

That's how it starts.

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u/HumbleAnxiety7998 1h ago

its a start, its called differentiation, like the coloring of a birds feathers can change even when they can still mate, eventually though they evolve enough to where their genes are no longer compatible, and thats where they become a different species all together.

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u/littleproducer 3h ago

It is an answer to the question though. Yes, over time even humans will evolve if isolated from the rest of the gene pool.

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u/ChefArtorias 3h ago

I mean, of course they will. To think humans wouldn't evolve any further would be asinine.

Their specific question however, if thousands of years is enough time to produce a different species, is not answered by citing a random adaptation by people who live in the mountains.

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u/littleproducer 2h ago

Many adaptations over time is what produces a different species, yes. You know this, I know this, but evidently the person who asked didn’t. They asked specifically “Can they evolve”

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u/yummypoot 3h ago

Similarly, they don't devolve with us.

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u/AlternativeBurner 6h ago

I've always wondered this. These guys are definitely not isolated long enough for this to happen, but it's believed the North Sentinel Islanders have been isolated for possibly upwards of 60,000 years. Might not be long enough for a whole new species but they might be different enough to be subspecies.

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u/NeededMonster 6h ago

Except all of these tribes are in contact with other tribes. They're not totally isolated. They are often somewhat aware of the existence of the outside world because they were told about it by neighboring contacted tribes. It's common to find modern items these tribes own when finally contacting them, that they traded with others.

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u/Ohgood9002 5h ago

The north Sentinel tribe is isolated to an island. They see planes fly overhead, they find trash on their shores, but they are isolated and not contacting other tribes

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u/NeededMonster 5h ago

Indeed I just checked you're right. I was sure I'd read somewhere that the tribe there had contacts with other tribes around them. My bad.

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u/Electrical_mammoth2 1h ago

Nope, and their isolationist ideology will hurt them in the long run. Their gene pool is very limited as is and without fresh genetics the subsequent generations will have higher and higher chances of disastrous genetic defects.

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u/RangoDj 7h ago

Just call them

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u/Nervous_Writer_2632 7h ago

It’s my dream home, well, minus the rest of the tribe.

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u/Zestyclose_Car_4971 7h ago

This is why my packages are always damaged? 

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u/NotoriusPCP 7h ago

I like their solar panels.

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u/maguel92 6h ago

I thought someone took a screenshot of my first starter base in valheim. But turns out this was in amazon.

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u/The_Evil_Mullet 6h ago

Theyve been copying my valheim house builds.

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u/SharkeyGeorge 6h ago

What is this? A tribe of ants?

https://giphy.com/gifs/OCMGLUo7d5jJ6

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u/Ok-Bison-3451 6h ago

Obviously their football season has started.

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u/retyfraser 6h ago

Is there where my fucking prime membership costs going to ?!

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u/soukaixiii 6h ago

I wonder what they think about what the plane that took the picture was.

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u/IamMagness1993 6h ago

You know they have no contact with other tribes... they have no real walls at all...

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u/GoguBalauru 6h ago

This picture is so old, that tribe has a spatial program now ...

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u/donatsukage 6h ago

"What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach tribal children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?"

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u/Fast_Eddy7572 5h ago

What is this a giant putting aid for ants?

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u/BigHero4 5h ago

Valheim?

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u/CocoNoBlow 3h ago

Built to survive any apocalypse

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u/soothsayer011 3h ago

Valheim roofs

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u/cyfermax 3h ago

This is my base in every survival game. "Oh, my bed needs a roof?" bam

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u/Merinther 3h ago

Looks cosy.

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u/souryellowfruit 2h ago

Looks like my Valheim bases

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u/Mission_Ad_2873 2h ago

What a dump

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u/Vast_Vegetable9222 2h ago

Aaaaaand a photo of the tribe freaking out ‘cos they didn’t understand the noisy, not-bird thing above them

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u/Multigrain_Migraine 1h ago

Given that people in the Amazon have been studied by anthropologists for decades they are probably more annoyed at yet another intrusion.

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u/TheJeeeBo 1h ago

We should introduce grok to their tribe

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u/4rt4tt4ck 1h ago

How did they get tax payer funding for the football stadium. Everyone knows they can't get built without taxpayers footing the bill.

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u/azhder 18m ago

That sure appears like a contact

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u/frostyfruit666 6h ago

valheim noobs

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u/Fun-Result-6343 5h ago

Primitive football stadium?

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 3h ago

Leave them alone

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u/_TryFailRepeat 7h ago

Did they get their Covid shots yet?

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u/YVNGxDXTR 4h ago

They better be paying fucking taxes!

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u/garbans 6h ago

that is oddly similar to my house in valheim (pc game)...

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u/Chytectonas 5h ago

There’s at least one cut from the same cloth as me who’s ready to be contacted and whisked away to a liberal city.

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u/eepos96 1h ago

Guys, 100% there are no longer uncontacted tribes. Some live more secluded than others but legit, last unknown tribes lived in 90s.

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u/Life_Standard6209 7h ago

Let them chief has his child wifes (multiple)! It is written in the sky by the gods!

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u/brute-forced 6h ago

Remember redditors whenever you a headline like “uncontacted“ in 2026 that it’s total bullshit and it’s to get you to click on it

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u/BrrBurr 5h ago

After the strikes, after AI replaced them, after they isolated into Ohio, after voting against their interests for jesus and america

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u/IKoshelev 6h ago

Hi, I'm one of the people in the photo. We got IPhone now, AMA.