r/kitchencels • • Feb 03 '26

official twitter location now serving twitterslop

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147 Upvotes

someone reached out to the mod team and informed us some repost account snagged the @ for kitchencels and was using their checkmark to earn elonbuxx off our beloved community

we didn't exactly want to just run our own repost account, the community aspect is more important we felt, so as the only mod that has an active twitter i was bullied into starting a subtweddit to A, hopefully redirect some of the twitter tourists lurking here (yes, you) so they stop shitting up the place, B, provide some insurance for the downtrodden chuddies in case reddit ever decides to come for us, and C, a sinister third reason privy only to the elites of the kitchencel khanate

elon is allegedly free speech so you can probably post some of those things we've had to reject out of obligatory janny responsibilities

we don't really know if this will turn out funny or worthwhile and we may just pull the plug if it ends up not being worth our time

the chefs are in the kitchen, trust the recipe

enjoy the rest of your meal, chuddies


r/kitchencels • • Aug 06 '25

GET IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN YOU INSUFFERABLE MAGGOTS

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2.4k Upvotes

GET IN THE KITCHEN

GET IN FUCKING KITCHEN AND COOK LIKE YOUR GOD DAMN LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

IF YOU AREN'T COOKING YOU ARE NOTHING

THIS IS YOUR ONLY HOPE OF SALVATION, THIS IS YOUR ABSOLUTION

YOU ARE ALL PATHETIC, START COOKING


r/kitchencels • • 18h ago

Watched FtM porn and nutted to the idea of the guy being my big bro and gently but lovingly molesting me. Simple steak with button mushrooms

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1.1k Upvotes

reworded slightly because I think I put a little to much me into the last post and mods didn't approve it (which I didn't know was even possible)


r/kitchencels • • 3h ago

Platemogging Im in that weird stage of deradicalisation where my friends who stayed chuds are morally repugnant to me but i still find “safe” mfs viscerally annoying on a molecular level | tofuslop and frozen veggies

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38 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

I'm indian

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2.0k Upvotes

Uncooked dosa with cheese. Am I an incel by default?


r/kitchencels • • 19h ago

Rage, despair, alienation

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156 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 19h ago

Incels are incels because of their appearance, not their personality. No profile can save an incel foids deem unattractive due to their hypergamy.

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186 Upvotes

All three were bots by the way. And this is step one. Incels can't even get to step two of talking to these foids because they see us as subhuman. There is no profile, no magic string of words I could have written in my profile that would make one foid out of twenty-two thousand fifty-two swipe right on me. That is because all that matters, all that is relevant is your looks which is determined at birth.


r/kitchencels • • 3h ago

Im objectively a loser and I keep trying for what (Half of steamed crab)

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7 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

Platemogged Asked a cute girl if she’d like to go out some time , she said yes and gave me her ( fake ) number . Saw her later with a chad. Anyways garlic steak and fries.

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474 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 17h ago

Tried to blow my head off 2 months ago. My parents asked me if I had any friends; my teacher asked me if she should assign someone to talk to me and be my friend. I peaked in middle school, and I just want to be put down like a mutt. Lunch in the school bathroom, like always.

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r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

Platemogged 俺は絶対に本物の英語話者にはなれない。先日angloidにmoggedされた。くそったれ、俺の愚かなchud人生め

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487 Upvotes

マジで俺の英語発音終わってる。RとLとかthとかvとbとか、もう口がhonになって全部同じに聞こえる。ネイティブのpassoidにちょっと喋っただけでmoggedされた。angloidどもは発音だけで俺をsub5 truecel扱いしてくる。4tranで愚痴っても「skill issue」「cope」で終わり。分かってるよ、blackpillだよ。でも毎回“water”が“wataa”、“world”が“warudo”になるんだよ。もうropefuel。femcelならぬpronunciationcel。発音できないだけでfoidに軽く見られ、Chadには笑われ、Beckyには聞き返される。JBWとかJBBとか言うけど、発音できないcurrycelには関係ない。looksmaxxingならぬpronunciationmaxxingしたいのに、金もないNEETだしLDARしかできねえ。shadowingしてもclocky accentが抜けない。もうit's over。いっそgo ERしたい。ERは冗談だけど、ropefuelではある。boymoderの声みたいに裏返る口で何を喋れと?girlmoderの友達はgigapassoidなのに、俺はgigahon。twinkhon。pooner。もう4tranでもincelでも笑えねえ。誰か俺のangloid発音を消してくれ。fuck my stupid chud life。


r/kitchencels • • 12h ago

18, Uni dropout, and no idea

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27 Upvotes

dropped out of uni earlier this year, thought i’d be better off going to trade school, haven’t even heard back from them since i applied. i have no idea what i’m doing and i doubt i ever will. triple decker ham and cheese toastie.


r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

This Sub has been invaded by normie fakecels, Quality have gone down and real inceldom is hated. Pan of mixed rice and egg

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643 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 12h ago

Being celibate makes you a great chef

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21 Upvotes

Lasagne al forno

The time i used to spend into interactions with females goes into creating the best dishes you ever tried #kitchencels


r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

I actually have nothing (appropriate) to complain about, Im on this sub purely because Im afraid of women and like cooking. Shakshuka.

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208 Upvotes

Well I got alot to complain about but it will be too pathetic and self pity and I just want people to make fun of me.


r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

Platemogging In my last post i’ve been told that some women apparently like pathetic men that whimper. Where do i find these women? Currently making Appelflappen (Apple Turnovers)

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r/kitchencels • • 20h ago

I cannot get a girlfriend for the life of me (yummy chicken)

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52 Upvotes

I simply cannot do it no matter what I do or try. Oh well what can u do I guess? But to be fair I am a fake cell since I've had a situationship once before and that counts I believe


r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

"Go to therapy" "get on medication" "lose weight" ok now I'm a drug dependent, fit loser who's keenly aware of his own shortcomings. That advice works for normal people. Still a mentally ill, autistic, and alone chud looking for a chudette that will never appear.

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1.2k Upvotes

Normies will never understand


r/kitchencels • • 21h ago

Hopped on test, tryna mask the guilt

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Been spiralling outta control since my last rejection cuz they led me on pretty hard (and even asked me out 😭) couldn't forgive myself for fumbling cuz one of my pals said it was the biggest fumble of all time.

Guy on insta said his friend had test, bought it from a gas station supervisor on his break and started using it.


r/kitchencels • • 22h ago

Watching people dance is kinda depressing

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42 Upvotes

It's somewhat mesmerizing and beautiful; to see people just live in the moment like that. It's depressing to see the chemistry, the connection between people, sexual and otherwise. It's a world I feel I can never enter, after all who wants to dance with some ugly 5ft guy. It almost completely encapsulates everything I am not.

Not that I can dance obviously or was exceptionally interested in, but it would have been nice.

I know I'm weird, but this sub is too tbh, where else would I share this thought. Also leftover rice with vegetables.


r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

Celebrating 5th year of not being in any kind of contact with women

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232 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 21h ago

Today I spoke with a friend and she told me that she didn't want to talk to me or get close to me again, that the times she did talk to me it was with someone else to avoid me. This has happened about 3 times already. And she said I didn't understand hints. Rice with beans and meat

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19 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 18h ago

Woke up blocked everywhere + my phone company took my last 25 dollars. I didn’t even get to hold hands. Oats mixed with cinnamon and honey.

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12 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

I am so disgusted by myself I can’t even goon steak and spinach

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49 Upvotes

I’m so grossed out by myself. I lift weights 4-5 times a week and I’ve averaged 10-15k steps every day for years now. None of it matters.

i go outside for multiple walks daily but end up feeling objectively worse because i can feel and see everyone staring at my grotesque deformed fucking face and all of the disgusting deposits of fat all over my revolting body.

I’m so disgusted by myself not only physically, but also mentally to the point where I can’t even feel arousal anymore, I get too disgusted to even masturbate.

I’m so fucking autistic everytime I’ve been able to mask for long enough to talk to a woman I burger it up and ruin everything. I go days or weeks without talking to anyone.

I hate my mind and my body. I wish to end it.

Steak and spinach