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miscellaneous Actual depictions of European cultural practices

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I really love the niche pagan holidays I learn about. If anyone is European I'd love to know what you guys do too.

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u/Quibilash 1h ago

One I love is Mari Lwyd, in Wales, although from what I've read on Wikipedia it seems like it might be Christian, pre-Christian or not religious, depending on the interpretation, and started around the 1800s, if you count that

Basically, someone with a horse skull and covered in a white sheet, walks around the street singing with some company, and taps on random doors and asks for admission into the home to raid the pantry and generally cause mayhem, all while singing for permission to enter, and the person in the home would have to give excuses as to why they wouldn't let them in, also while singing, and if the homeowner can't come up with a good reason, they have to let them in.

It's pure chaos and I love it

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u/This-Clue-5014 56m ago

"oh i can contribute to this im welsh and theres this funny horse thing we do"

the nefarious first comment:

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u/Quibilash 54m ago

Stole your thunder lol

How was it like in your experience?

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u/This-Clue-5014 54m ago

idk bro im in the south so im a welsh larper

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u/MisterMan341 31m ago

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u/RavensField201o Transfem 9m ago

Cambrian Chronicles is my GOAT

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u/KonoAnonDa 46m ago

"Either you beat my skelehorse in a rap battle, or we’re coming in to eat everything in your fridge."

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u/STICKGoat2571 45m ago

Name one other culture where a skeleton horse shows up to your house and you have to beat it in a rap battle to keep your stuff. Mari Lwyd is lit.

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u/Olga-Marie 56m ago

This looks so much fun

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u/Megalon96310 29m ago

Sam O Nella Academy

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u/No-Raccoon-6009 21m ago

Literally the coolest thing ever:

But also my first thought about seeing this thing was "Long Horse in a wedding dress"

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u/BrilliantFly6117 33m ago

This tradition sounds like it rocks

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u/Careless-Yellow7116 1h ago

"This fucking sucks"

Literally coolest thing ever

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u/NittanyScout 44m ago

Classic white nationalism

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u/[deleted] 42m ago

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u/NittanyScout 40m ago

No i just think white nationalism is so fucking dull

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u/Licorice_Devourer 3m ago

Fun should be illegal, is what I get from a lot of those types... Also from people that call hobbies and people having fun cringe, there's definitely overlap. Some will say some nonsense about bringing back bullying that didn't even go anywhere.

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u/BEANMANSsecondcoming Transbian (pre-everything you could think of) 39m ago

theyre talking about the OOOP

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u/NormalUsername21 37m ago

They mean the

"This fucking sucks"

Coolest thing ever

Sentiment is classic white nationalism

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u/[deleted] 36m ago

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u/No_Food5753 35m ago

They’re saying that white nationalism labels the coolest things ever as things that suck, I think

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u/[deleted] 30m ago

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u/No_Food5753 29m ago

Uh, are you willingly misinterpreting this? Or just “ragebaiting”, as the kids would say?

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u/[deleted] 26m ago

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u/Slutty_Sam 23m ago

They’re not calling the maker of this thread a white nationalist they’re just agreeing with the sentiment that white nationalists tend to hate on anything fun. The two are agreeing with each other.

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u/itchylaughs 13m ago edited 10m ago

Nittany Scout isn’t accusing Careless Yellow of white nationalism. NS is expanding on their point, saying that white nationalist ideology minimizes the awe of authentic European traditions. Essentially, NS is agreeing with CY while adding on how it connects to culture.

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u/NittanyScout 26m ago

You have misunderstood the original poster, they are being derisive towards the depicted activities not supportive

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u/JeanDusapin 37m ago

Americans would lose their mind at the average swiss regional tradition lol

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u/Specialist_Pen_9224 26m ago

Was about to post this, lol.

This is called Gansabhauet, and is a yearly event in Sursee were you have to decapitate the goose while blind and wearing this creepy ass sun mask.

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u/djaqk 16m ago

How does this kind of wacky tradition even begin is my immediate question

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u/MaraiaLou 14m ago

Sounds like a fairytale curse. On par with knitting a dozen shirts while not saying a word

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u/Magyarok84 30m ago

Naw, we know Europe gets up to some Elden Ring stuff. Most of us are normal and don't run white nationalist twitter accounts.

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u/Dovahstal 22m ago

I love how almost every time fantasy does something wacky and/or unsettling, there is a 80% chance that it’s copy pasted from something that happened in some village in Europe (like that village of dancing ladies in elden ring)

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u/JeanDusapin 17m ago

I do think there's a bunch of americans that would be creeped out by catholic drip (kkk)

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u/Magyarok84 2m ago

Even American Catholics get bumped by the hoods though. I don't think it was a strong tradition in the Catholic communities that came over to the states.

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u/Blooddiborni 9m ago

Sardinian carnival costumes

Love how the church really said "You can keep a little paganism as a treat once a year"

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u/Blooddiborni 4m ago

"I swear this is about Christ. Somehow."

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 2m ago

Easier to convert people that way. You promise them a piece of their culture will be kept alive, instead of being swept away forever. The romans liked that trick

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u/Abject-Hospital5407 1m ago

i have never seen this before and i love it

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u/assymetry1021 48m ago

American white supremacists are descended from the most milquetoast Europeans possible ong

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u/Titanicguy 37m ago

Well, they’re all Anglos for the most part, so yeah. The English are the least interesting people of the British Isles on top of being the least interesting Germanic people

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u/lelcg 35m ago

That’s from the Industrial Revolution being so destructive on English traditions though. And even then it’s a little harsh.

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u/crescentmoonrising 12m ago

There's a bunch of weird English traditions, but they tend to be in more rural areas

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u/Grimpatron619 4m ago

hill cheese roll chasing mogs any other european tradition

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u/TerraTechy 1h ago

I just hope the weather is cold when they do that. I'm pretty sure that coat would cook me.

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u/Yeet_that_bottle 34m ago

It's usually below zero and the bystanders are freezing, but when they take off the mask they're always soaked in sweat

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u/Hemlock_Deci 51m ago

Dude I fucking loved these as a kid. In my country you'd have people dressed up as bears dancing around with singers and stuff

...no wonder I ended up a furry

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u/thelocalpotatogamer 2m ago

Mannnn European traditions always seem so cool but I'm from The united Britland so we're bordered by cool shit and don't get any. Our only cultural traditions are Stella Artois, jamiroquai and Beat wife

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u/Useful-Knowledge8781 42m ago

In catalonia (part of spain (well we were independent for literal 8 secs)) we have this log called tió. its a christmas log that shits presents. on the beginnings of december, this thing arrives at your house. either that or you go search it on the forest. its kinda goofy it has legs, face and a traditional catalan hat called barretina. you then feed it food for all of december, specially tangerines and then when the 24th you get a stick (sometimes decorate it) and beat it with a stick. usually it goes like this: the adults tell the kids to sing christmas carols, and then one of them says "ive smelled something (fart)" then you beat it while you sing a song called "cagatió" which means "shit tió". its usually covered with a blanket so it doesnt get cold so you pull the blanket and theres presents underneath. theyre not big presents but still. when it poops either an onion or an egg it has no more poop supply. the next day it leaves

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u/Useful-Knowledge8781 41m ago

goof ass

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u/Rainy_Wavey 38m ago

Tung?

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u/frikiman4K 7m ago

no, no, triple T holds the bat, this one gets hit with it

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u/socu11 36m ago

Caga tió mentioned, quins collons són els Reis Mags????

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u/Useful-Knowledge8781 31m ago

no son gaire pagans ni unics de catalunya... el caganer pero 👀👀

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u/Fabric_muncher 35m ago

Why..?

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u/Rethuic 16m ago

Somebody a long time ago probably did it for fun and others liked enough that it stuck around. Traditions start for all sorts of reasons

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u/Mr___Taxi 26m ago

British cheese rolling

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u/burntbutter27 3m ago

omg these are so funny, i love watching the videos of these, makes me proud to be british 🥹

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u/Impressive-Ad7387 24m ago

We dress up in big ass wool coats with wooden masks and anything that makes a lot of noise, and build great pyres. It is to scare off winter, as well as a historical celebration.

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u/Resident-Level-7953 11m ago

Busójárás!

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u/Bored_Orangutan 45m ago

Are those Krampuses?

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u/PlusSurvey9862 33m ago

I always laugh at people who say Halloween is pagan while ignoring the fact that Christmas has pagan origins

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u/JeanDusapin 14m ago

Does it? Christmas is from saint nicolas de myre (idk how he's called in other langages) who is worshipped by catholics and orthodox people

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u/fivehourworkweek 15m ago

I hate how everything online has to appeal to Americans, meanwhile their little brains would never make the effort to learn any culturally pagan tradition. It's not "christian" enough for them, they think it's demonic

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u/Algo_de_hueso 13m ago

Even other christians are strange to them

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u/youcowardsbenaughty 30m ago

It's not creepy or particularly pagan, but I'm a big fan of traditional Spanish holidays, like running with the bulls or building massive human towers

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u/Dovahstal 20m ago

With the right director, human towers can easily get creepy

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u/Alone_Entrance_1324 29m ago

I LOVE THE PERCHTEN UND KRAMPUS. its so much fun! And the actors are training and building their costumes the entire year long

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u/Sad_Nectarine7457 16m ago

Every year my country gathers around explosions to burn effigies of our nations favorite terrorist. This is widely considered a children's activity, and they're encouraged to dress up the terrorist so he looks more real while we burn him. This has been going on for over 400 years.

He probably didn't even do it!

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u/Grimpatron619 2m ago

I like that you can celebrate the attempt or it being stopped. It really is multi use

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u/Dogbold 54m ago

Tf does being confused about that have to do with white supremacy?

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u/TabibbyMouse 49m ago

The account who posted it is white supremacist

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u/Darkwater2302 46m ago

Whimsy like this may not match their "vision" of what "white culture" is, plus the account is called "Right Side of History", which likely means it's a right-wing account, and obviously while it depends on where the person who owns the account is, right wing people are often white supremacists. I don't have Twitter so I can't confirm though

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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish 41m ago

“The Right Side of History”

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u/Dogbold 13m ago

Ahh yeah I just noticed that

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u/Quiet_Education5918 48m ago

Internet people do not know how much the weird Euro-centric supremacists love dressing up in weird outfits and parading around the street.

You'd think learning about the KKK would have prepared them for the possibility.

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u/ChankaTheOne 24m ago

Are you saying the OOOP are supremacist?

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u/Quiet_Education5918 21m ago

Nah, it's a small subset situation. Some supremacists will be very familiar with what's in the image, but likely still outnumbered by normal people. It's only relevant when taking the comment specifically about white supremacists into account.

Granted, this appears to be Twitter, so they may be advanced supremacists of some unknown vintage. I trust nothing they tell me.

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u/RavensField201o Transfem 14m ago

That one Belgian festival where people in masks and white robes smack people with pig bladders

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u/IronVader501 5m ago

The (culturally) catholic regions of Germany have St. Martin on 10/11th November.

According to legend, St. Martin was a roman soldiers who was riding in cold winter weather one day when he passed a beggar. Feeling empathy, he cut his warm soldiers cloak in half with hsi sword to give it to the beggar to help him with the cold. And then it turns out the Beggar was Jesus etc.

So every year on November 11th, every child in town will get a lantern, follow A guy on a horse in roman costume through town to a big pyre, were they reenact giving the beggar the cloak, and then everyone gets large, soft, sugary pretzels for free.

(And if you're in a rural area, the locals will likely try to both make the pyre as big as possible *AND* throw everything remotely combustible on it).

These are usually done by the local firefighters too.

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u/Jedi-master-dragon 28m ago

I've seen some crazy cool looking folk costumes from Europe.

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u/No-Raccoon-6009 21m ago

Tbf here we have these things and they did always scare the hell outta me

That's an entirely personal thing tho

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u/Dry-Principle2627 14m ago

Love the fricking Krampus man

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u/MysteryNews4 10m ago

English Morris dancing and maypole dancing

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u/alreditakem 2m ago

What the heck is going on? When I first saw that I thought it was a bunch of people dressed as moths.

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u/Fastenbauer 17m ago

Even the concept of white supremacy is so very american. Don't get me wrong, racism based on skin color was always a thing in Europe. But traditional european racism is based on culture. The americans probably still remember that from the times when they hated the irish.

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u/CompetitiveParfait29 14m ago

In Swabia we have Fasnet (dunno where else it’s celebrated), which is just a form of carneval. The fools’ guilds each have their own costumes and take part in parades, where they act like witches, werewolves, demons,… They also give out candy and abduct people, throw confetti in their hair or steal their shoes/shoelaces.

Edit: I only managed to post a link to an image so you get this GIF instead

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u/BaronMerc 7m ago

American conservatives when I tell them drag is an English tradition and a Christmas tradition to take kids to a type of drag show

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u/capitan_autismo_png 5m ago

La Palma, Canary Islands.

They dress up like these silly dwarves and dance. They also have a tradition where one man gets put into a metal costume of a devil and dances with pyrotechnics strapped to him so ir looks like he's surrounded by flames.

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u/NefariousnessAble261 3m ago

What are they doing in the picture

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u/burntbutter27 3m ago

we have guy fawkes night (bonfire night) in england where people dress up in these masks and burn dolls with said masks to commemorate the failure of guy fawkes and his crew attempting to blow up parliament november 5th 1605. this happens every year.

also may pole dancing (the ine seen on midsommer yes, any time i see anyone doing maypole danmcing there is alwyas some american in the comments like Er WaSn'T tHeRe A mOvIe AboUt THis hurr hurr, no bitch its just may pole dancing chill.) here is what they do

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u/CptnHamburgers 2m ago

There's a weird Austrian one where teenagers wear these weird masks that make than look like old people and go door-to-door or bar-to-bar and drink schnapps through a straw without taking their masks off in exchange for warding off evil spirits throughout the year. I was bevved out of my head on a snowboard trip one night and the perchtenläufen came in and had this whole speaking in exaggerated old lady voices shtick going on and we were just like, ".... what the fuck is going on over there?" It was pretty rad.

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u/OrkzOrkzOrkzOrkz0rkz 0m ago

Gruß vom Krampus

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u/jacorgacor 32m ago

Well we have some traditions that church allowed or people were just too attached to let them go mostly german ones and the rest is considered leftist propaganda but i'm personally not really into rituals or any religious practices i get the difference between them being done out of faith to being done socially but i'm neither a believer nor social so i don't have a favourite or anything i find interesting for that matter but i do find it sad how the most "traditional" traditionalist only see traditions the catholic church approves of