r/memes • • 8h ago

Oh the misery

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u/Severe-Network4756 8h ago

homophobic people realizing that our species is called homosapien

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u/Inverse_Seal 8h ago

That's actually something that confuses a lot of people. I've seen a video of interviewers asking random people what do they think about the homo sapiens. Some were even understanding, as long as they are not being overly public with it. :D

You can also ask xenophobes if we should teach Arabic numerals in schools.

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u/ParoleDeGeek 8h ago

Remember that human milk is technically vegan

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u/Greg2227 6h ago

Well... only if given willingly.

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u/ParoleDeGeek 5h ago

If not it's considered sexual assault so... breast milk is either illegal or it's vegan

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u/3HaDeS3 7h ago

Nice way to say that you swallow

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u/ParoleDeGeek 7h ago

Breast milk ? Definetly

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u/grey_pilgrim_ 7h ago

Don’t worry it’s almond milk.

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u/mukisan 6h ago

Which isn’t actually milk, just called that way

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u/grey_pilgrim_ 6h ago

Right. Almost like how the Milky Way isn’t actual milk, just called that way…

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u/mukisan 6h ago

I guess my intended jest wasn’t delivered properly. Anyway, have a great day lol

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u/FancySatisfaction144 4h ago

It's actually divine breast milk, according to the ancient myth.

Which still makes it technically vegan, funnily enough.

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u/Deranged_Coconut808 8h ago

milky is more adjective than noun sooooo

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u/TippsAttack 6h ago

Almond milk*

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u/I3adIVIonkey 6h ago

It's not like anybody would drink it and so far nobody discovered a giant cow that makes it. Still lots of variables open here.

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u/Soul699 5h ago

We have discovered your mother actually.

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u/I3adIVIonkey 4h ago

I certainly don't wanna drink that milk again bro.

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u/Ingenrollsroyce 8h ago

Non-vegans when they realize they are made out of meat? This makes no sense.

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u/Chili-Kopf 4h ago

That's pretty funny!

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u/frogOnABoletus 8h ago

It's a silly joke

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u/Phantasmalicious 7h ago

Wait until you learn what other languages like Croatian calls it.

Scandinavian/Baltic names are also pretty cool.

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u/nhattran1029 2h ago

Which milk? There is a lot of white things that we called "Milk", bro.