r/memes • • 5h ago

That sounded suspiciously like one of those "hint" things

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u/medullah 4h ago edited 2h ago

I delivered pizza one summer. Dropped a pizza off and the girl who answered the door asked if I wanted to come in and hang out and have a slice with her. I told her I had other deliveries to make so I couldn't. She said "Oh, what time do you get off then?". I say "10:00. Have a good night!"

That was like 30 years ago and I still punch myself when I think about it.

Edit - Since a lot of people are posting it was likely a trap, this was in the 90s, we were both 18ish - I was just a kid driving a cool car. Before apps this is how people met. :D

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u/mercuriokazooie 4h ago

On the plus side you WEREN'T kidnapped and eaten that day

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u/Always-_-Sarcastic trolololoooo lololoo lolo loo 4h ago

This is exactly why they're upset.

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u/ReturnToCarcosa 3h ago

You're telling me this lady could eat a large pepperoni AND an entire person?

What an appetite.

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u/mercuriokazooie 3h ago

I'm sure she had a fridge

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u/Zestyclose-Power-132 3h ago

SHE ALSO EATS THE FRIDGE WTF MAN?

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u/medullah 4h ago

Most likely outcome tbf

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u/Bubbles_sunken_ship 4h ago

Legit get nightmares about that one image of "the witches den" where a bunch of attractive women were luring men into a basement where they sacrificed them. You can't trust a stranger, no matter how big you are in comparison; if you're in their territory, who knows what they could have planned for you.

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u/reddithooknitup 2h ago

This is definitely the most likely outcome.

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u/Bubbles_sunken_ship 2h ago

Without a doubt it's unlikely and I'm just being paranoid, but it's always a thought in the back of my mind...

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u/CyberNinja23 2h ago

I wonder how many victims were saved by their density.

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u/dubstepsickness 2h ago

Some victims were likely also saved by their specific gravity and thermal emittance. /s

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u/Wampus_Cat_ 3h ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time. As long as they don’t drag it out.

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u/THAZACHARIAH 2h ago

Can you like to the wiki? It’s not popping up on Google..

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u/Bubbles_sunken_ship 2h ago

It's likely made up tbh, though I've heard some stories that sound related on true crime videos. It was a picture going around in 2013 (I believe) of a bunch of girls standing on the stairs going beneath a shop. Some guy passing by looking at them and the caption was "he was never seen again."

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u/Bossmonkey 2h ago

Yeah man. Still got all his kidneys

Probably worth it

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u/Perryn 1h ago

Tragic, really.

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u/_steve_rogers_ 14m ago

On the minus side he had to see 2026

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u/TyeDieKid 4h ago

Delivered food once and the hot girl who awnsered said “ my boyfriend isn’t home right now” I left thinking “ what a dumbass random thing to say”

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u/fruitpunchsamurai619 2h ago

She would have stolen your kidneys bro. He was behind the bathroom door.

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u/Chocolate_Rain420 1h ago

Glad you didn't notice, she's for the streets

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u/blahblah19999 1m ago

Halal in the streets, haram in the sheets

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u/Initial-Candy-2759 4h ago

Yall underestimate how bad some women can be. Stranger danger bruh

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u/rex5k 4h ago

Being fat and ugly has hidden advantages.

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u/interesseret 4h ago

Being fat and ugly won't save you from the boyfriend behind the door, wielding a tool, ready to rob you.

In fact, it'd probably make you a good target. Being a delivery driver is a surprisingly dangerous job. Look it up.

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u/rex5k 4h ago

Nah we know something's up when a girl randomly starts inviting us in and shit. We know it don't work that way for us lol.

But yeah delivery driver is a super dangerous job regardless of the effectiveness of honey traps.

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u/HumanInterest1662 3h ago

That's why you gotta take that risk when the opportunity presents itself. Might you die? Yes. Worth it? Yes.

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u/Wolfy_boii 3h ago

Literally no lmao?? What could possibly make that risk worth it??

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u/Appropriate-Joke-806 2h ago

There is a reason black widow spiders exist out there in nature. It works. All the other spiders are like, probably not a good idea she has a reputation Don’t care sex.

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u/reddithooknitup 2h ago

The secks.

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u/Wolfy_boii 2h ago

And what about that makes it worth it? There’s no way the people who talk about sex like it’s such an amazing crazy thing to just have with anyone have ever actually had it before, it’s not what people make it out to be. Infact the enjoyable thing about it is the intimacy and feeling close to the one you love and are doing it with, that’s what causes me to want it. the physical feeling of it ain’t no different than if you put lotion on your hand, why would you want a random person for that

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u/reddithooknitup 42m ago

Couldn’t disagree more. Intimacy isn’t necessary at all but can make it better. Just the sheer physical pleasure makes it wonderful, all on its own.

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u/jib661 1h ago

statistically, more dangerous than being a cop!

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u/Tederator 2h ago

I'd never belong to a club that would have someone like me as a member.

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u/rex5k 1h ago

He's weakly and neurotic.

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u/awesomedan24 4h ago

30 years later she regrets not being able to harvest your organs

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u/Cryogenicist 3h ago

I’m actually subtly teaching my sons to be aware of this stuff so they don’t fumble their way through life like I did…

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u/Successful-Trash-752 2h ago

Be prepared to donate a kidney

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u/ElkDue4803 4h ago

Nah atp some of yall are lying

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u/obeytheturtles 3h ago

I delivered pizza in a college town and getting playfully hit on by (mostly) drunk coeds was like a weekly thing, at least. I'm a decent looking guy but the rate at which women flirt when you bring them pizza, vs any other situation is notable.

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u/sykoKanesh 1h ago

I can honestly believe 'em, I've had a few of them happen to me even.

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u/BankElectronic1325 3h ago

Are you conventionally attractive?

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u/pmebble 2h ago

One time a girl in my class asked me to tutor her in the sciences. I told her that I didn’t think it was a good idea as I wasn’t exactly the smartest.

She then said that maybe we could study together instead. I politely declined that offer, too, and told her that I really struggle to study with someone else and need my own space to learn. She didn’t ask again.

Crushes me every time.

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u/ManKilledToDeath 3h ago

One response to that is "Shortly after I come back" if you're feeling ballsy lol

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u/47Lecht 3h ago

??? I get you couldn’t stay right then but why not go back there later?

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u/Agreeable-Bee-3449 2h ago

Idk this one seems too much. I think you may have escaped some danger tbh maybe some dudes were about to rob you. Just sounds too porn-y to be real

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u/Vonplinkplonk 2h ago

I wouldn’t, her husband was probably inside and she probably just wanted him to batter you senseless. A friend had a near miss on time as a door to door sales man.

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u/medullah 2h ago

Nah this was in the 90s, we were both 18ish. Medium sized town, known apartment complex. Wasn't anything sinister.

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u/Own-Economist4557 1h ago

I think ths ruined my day. I hope you have a good pension

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u/demandred_zero 54m ago

I was at a club downtown in my 20's, a girl came up to me and asked if she could buy me a drink, my response was to hold up my beer and say, "No thanks, I already have one", and walk away.

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u/_steve_rogers_ 16m ago

Holy shit dude. That might've been your wife

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u/No_Interaction_3547 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l41YeDA9tbt939NUA
Don’t worry, I would of been afraid of her too

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u/omegagiraffe 2h ago

You dumbass