I get it, as much of a pervert I am; when I’m at work first thing i think in this type of situation is “if Im wrong, this will be awkward in HR”
OH i also have a moment like this but more direct. A coworker was bend over, working on something on the floor. I come back to my desk next to her. We’re cramped in this corner management put us in, so we sit should and shoulder and she has her butt facing my chair. So as I pull my chair by her, not sure why she said this, she said “fuck me” but kinda frustrated. Turn to face her and say “what? What was that?” Then she stands up (short 4f10 woman clearly upset) now face to face with me and closes her eyes to shout in this quiet filled office but packed with people “I SAID I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME ANON!” My face must’ve been beet red because my friend sitting next to me was laughing her ass off when she saw me. Then two of my bosses stood from their desk to ONLY see me because she went back down as if nothing happened.
This was one of 3 moments i had with her, less significant but still notable, like the time she drew her vagina and handed it to me. But that was about it.
(Edit: I was going to change the phrasing for "she drew her vagina", but I enjoyed all the comments about how I worded that. Yall are hilarious.)
Also yes, I did ask her outside of work if she wanted to get drinks, she said she doesnt hookup with guys at work. Fair, but confusing. I guess Hr spoke with her before I could.
This was one of 3 moments i had with her, less significant but still notable, like the time she drew her vagina and handed it to me. But that was about it.
I need to go back to bed because for a solid half minute I thought you meant "drew" in the same way you'd draw a weapon, like she just pulled her queefer out and put it in your hand.
I have no idea, she and I used to talk everyday and nothing stuck out besides our random sexual banter. She spoke proper to our bosses though, I never saw her speak to other coworkers at our level though, I usually kept to myself.
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u/brokenwiener 4h ago edited 1h ago
I get it, as much of a pervert I am; when I’m at work first thing i think in this type of situation is “if Im wrong, this will be awkward in HR”
OH i also have a moment like this but more direct. A coworker was bend over, working on something on the floor. I come back to my desk next to her. We’re cramped in this corner management put us in, so we sit should and shoulder and she has her butt facing my chair. So as I pull my chair by her, not sure why she said this, she said “fuck me” but kinda frustrated. Turn to face her and say “what? What was that?” Then she stands up (short 4f10 woman clearly upset) now face to face with me and closes her eyes to shout in this quiet filled office but packed with people “I SAID I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME ANON!” My face must’ve been beet red because my friend sitting next to me was laughing her ass off when she saw me. Then two of my bosses stood from their desk to ONLY see me because she went back down as if nothing happened.
This was one of 3 moments i had with her, less significant but still notable, like the time she drew her vagina and handed it to me. But that was about it.
(Edit: I was going to change the phrasing for "she drew her vagina", but I enjoyed all the comments about how I worded that. Yall are hilarious.)
Also yes, I did ask her outside of work if she wanted to get drinks, she said she doesnt hookup with guys at work. Fair, but confusing. I guess Hr spoke with her before I could.