r/memes • u/Farranor • 5h ago

That sounded suspiciously like one of those "hint" things

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u/rex5k 4h ago

Being fat and ugly has hidden advantages.

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u/interesseret 4h ago

Being fat and ugly won't save you from the boyfriend behind the door, wielding a tool, ready to rob you.

In fact, it'd probably make you a good target. Being a delivery driver is a surprisingly dangerous job. Look it up.

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u/rex5k 4h ago

Nah we know something's up when a girl randomly starts inviting us in and shit. We know it don't work that way for us lol.

But yeah delivery driver is a super dangerous job regardless of the effectiveness of honey traps.

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u/HumanInterest1662 3h ago

That's why you gotta take that risk when the opportunity presents itself. Might you die? Yes. Worth it? Yes.

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u/Wolfy_boii 3h ago

Literally no lmao?? What could possibly make that risk worth it??

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u/Appropriate-Joke-806 2h ago

There is a reason black widow spiders exist out there in nature. It works. All the other spiders are like, probably not a good idea she has a reputation Don’t care sex.

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u/reddithooknitup 2h ago

The secks.

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u/Wolfy_boii 2h ago

And what about that makes it worth it? There’s no way the people who talk about sex like it’s such an amazing crazy thing to just have with anyone have ever actually had it before, it’s not what people make it out to be. Infact the enjoyable thing about it is the intimacy and feeling close to the one you love and are doing it with, that’s what causes me to want it. the physical feeling of it ain’t no different than if you put lotion on your hand, why would you want a random person for that

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u/reddithooknitup 42m ago

Couldn’t disagree more. Intimacy isn’t necessary at all but can make it better. Just the sheer physical pleasure makes it wonderful, all on its own.

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u/jib661 1h ago

statistically, more dangerous than being a cop!

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u/Tederator 2h ago

I'd never belong to a club that would have someone like me as a member.

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u/rex5k 1h ago

He's weakly and neurotic.