r/memes • u/Farranor • 5h ago

That sounded suspiciously like one of those "hint" things

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u/lia-delrey 4h ago

Me and a guy I liked were one last people standing at an afters.

He was like "damn looks like everybody is asleep"

I was like "Well I'm not tired at all"

He was like "You're a super hero" and proceeded to fall asleep sitting up lol

Ofc I left and went to bed only to wake up a couple hours later to like nine missed calls and some texts like "wait did you wanna do something??"

Bless him 🫶🏻

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u/Prestigious-Speed-29 3h ago

Only a couple of hours?? Dude's quick off the mark. Typical for me id a couple of years...

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u/Outrageous_Yam_1368 37m ago

"woke up a couple hours later" 

Texts came in before then 

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u/Financial_Hold6620 3h ago

I’m not tired ≠ let’s hook up

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u/yes_ur_wrong 1h ago

im not tired means yes

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u/EPluribusButthole 47m ago

Yes = yes

Anything else = possible prison sentence

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u/yes_ur_wrong 36m ago

what about yes, im not tired?

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u/_l8ly 2h ago

If only there was a different way to clearly communicate your intentions like an adult. Maybe things could’ve gone differently. Who’s to say?

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u/lia-delrey 2h ago

Imma let you in on a lil secret here dawg.

Not clearly communicating (the artist formerly known as flirting) = "yeah would be nice if something happens he's kinda cute but if not Imma happily go home and devour my leftover food"

If you're actually really wanted, believe me, you'll know. Everyone will know.

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u/mata_munchies 25m ago

What the actual fuck are you on about, just communicate like an actual adult. Maybe something good would’ve came out of it for the both of yous.

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u/Saint_Bo_Dallas 2h ago

Thank you for this. I needed it.

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u/lia-delrey 1h ago

Keep in mind I don't speak for all women. We don't share a hivemind, we really dont

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u/mainman879 52m ago

That's exactly what a hivemind would say

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u/CaptainFred246 2h ago

Strange games