I had the classic tradesman set up where I was working on this young rich lady’s house and she answers the door in nothing but a towel and I’m like “lady… I’m here to work, fucking don’t”
Oh man, I got a story from construction too! Worked for this contractor in a rural area for about a year in my early twenties. Small time operation, it was just the owner and 3-4 of us laborers, we mostly built pole-barns. Real friendly type of situation. The shop was at the guy's house, we commuted there and took work trucks to the job. We were all welcome to walk right into his house in the morning and grab coffee, he or his wife would be up. Kinda weird, but whatever, it was under the table construction work, it's all a little weird.
Anyway, dude's wife... She was always really nice to me. Flirty, but it was always in that playful older woman kinda way, and in front of him, so I figured they were just secure in their marriage. How naive I was lmao. I usually just gave her some sorta coy look and got back to work, wrote it off as just that, boss' wife is flirty, whatever.
Yeah, she came by the job one day to drop off his lunch and brought some buckets of paint we needed. I come out to grab the paint and she's eyeballin' me hard as I walk over, bend down, grab a 5 gallon bucket of paint in each hand, and start trudging back.
Just as I'm about to step back into the building, she calls out "Look at that bull!"
Realization hit me like a ton of bricks as I swung my head around and saw her standing there smirking at me, with my boss grinning right beside her. Oh, that's what that's been about... Holy shiiiiiiiiiiit.
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u/ThunderSpanker 3h ago
I had the classic tradesman set up where I was working on this young rich lady’s house and she answers the door in nothing but a towel and I’m like “lady… I’m here to work, fucking don’t”