r/memes • • 5h ago

That sounded suspiciously like one of those "hint" things

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u/Tederator 2h ago

I came home from work early one day and thought I'd surprise my wife. So I stripped down, wrapped myself up in saran wrap and lay down on the table just as she was coming in. She takes one look and says, "Leftovers again?"

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u/Warbr0s9395 2h ago

Marry her

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u/akatherder 16m ago

I came home from work early once and my wife was upstairs and didn't notice so I opened every kitchen cabinet and drawer and hid.