r/memes • • 4h ago

Christa Pike beat the system.

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u/Stranger-Tingzz 3h ago

"Your sentence was carried out by a firing squad at 10:00 hours. How'd it go?"

Her: "It tickled"

https://giphy.com/gifs/E1V86oz5XnHhu

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u/Fyrrys šŸ„„Comically Large SpoonšŸ„„ 24m ago

The plot was horrible, but Hugh being Wolverine will always be appreciated, and that part was great

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u/IanAlvord 3h ago

Firing squad it is then.

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u/jaywritethekid 3h ago

Supposedly anyone who's crimes were committed before January 1, 1999 could choose the electric chair. She apparently asked for the firing squad but it's not an legally approved method in the state

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u/Stuck_in_my_TV 3h ago

I really don’t understand why. It’s obviously the cheapest, fastest, and cleanest method humans developed.

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u/nellyfullauto 1h ago

Really depends on what you did and how hated you are by the community.Ā  It’s still a person pulling the trigger and deciding to aim center mass vs limbs and stomach.Ā 

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u/AshleysDoctor 1h ago edited 49m ago

With lethal injection, it’s still a person taking active measures to end someone’s life, this whole making it easier for the executioner is a cop out.

If something like this messes up the people doing it, maybe we shouldn’t be doing this.

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u/Dismal_Tangerine_493 36m ago

Perhaps its time to check online and realize only 50 third world countries + usa and Japan still do this shit at all and wonder if this is a good company to be in.

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u/thebunnyrocket 5m ago

We have drone technology. We can simply make a robot do it.

I find it hard to believe that it would be more difficult to find a marksman willing to end a life when there are medical practitioners willing to end them.

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u/paratesticlees 8m ago

Nah, the French had it right with the guillotine. We should bring that out.

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u/Fyrrys šŸ„„Comically Large SpoonšŸ„„ 26m ago

The French had a great way to do it, guaranteed death, but America doesnt necessarily want to use a Guillotine these days

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u/grey_pilgrim_ 22m ago

From Tennessee. From what I heard she told them she has bad veins but electric chair was against her religion. Which I’ve never heard of. She also request to be hanged.

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u/xdrag0nb0rnex 12m ago

Never heard of that either, and quite frankly, I don't think I care what is or isn't allowed in her religion.

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u/ingamejukebox 3h ago

And I miss again

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u/IanAlvord 3h ago

Ok then, dust off the guillotine boys! We're going old school!

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u/Plus_Term_7584 3h ago

Blade mechanism got stuck

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u/IanAlvord 3h ago

Ok bud... I want you to take this stick... and just hit her with it until she stops moving.

I'll be back in an hour.

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u/gingermoaner 2h ago

The old days of if you survived an execution it was seen as an intervention by God have long gone

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u/SteveoberlordEU 51m ago

Tbh you either hung by a rooe or held air for a long time. You did nor survived a blade in the neck, you bleed out after just slower.

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u/soliera__ Linux User 1m ago

Proper hanging doesn’t involve suffocation.

Judicial hangings are a long drop, combined with a knot that jerks your head back. The end result is near instant death by snapping the neck.

The other type of hanging blocks blood flow to/from the brain via the jugular vein and/or carotid artery. Done properly, the airway is not fully compressed, and you can still breathe.

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u/Moquai82 36m ago

God has no longer command in Murica.

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u/JamieTimee 40m ago

More of an article headline than a meme but we take what we can get

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u/Magnon 1h ago

The more I lve learned about lethal injection the less humane it has appeared to be, and now add ineffective to the list. Go back to something effective.

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u/Legendary_Mav 54m ago

It really is. Lethal Injection is entirely for the observers to witness what looks like a peaceful death when in reality lethal injection is one of the most agonizing and painful ways to die.

The worse part is the person injected is feels it all and is literally have a systematic shutdown but they're unable to move, struggle or even show pain due.

There's a reason why lethal Injection is getting less popular, it's inhumane and the mass majority of the medical field is against and refuses to sell lethal injections to states.

If given the option over firing squad or infection, any reasonable person will choose firing squad because lethal injections fail in how they're supposed to work a high majority of the time.

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u/Both_Painter_9186 1h ago

Do we know if she’s… ā€œalive aliveā€ or just ā€œnot dead.ā€ What I mean is they used some fucked up off brand Chinese Draino Bullshit - is she like brain damaged or stroked out now? I can go either way on the death penalty, but if we’re going to do it- it needs to be instant. Just bring back the firing squad. Lethal injection is bullshit. No real doctor or nurse wants anything to do with it.

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u/spartacus_zach 1h ago

She was communicating last night I heard

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u/jaywritethekid 1h ago

Her current condition and location aren't clear but yeah she was conscious when she left the prison

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u/204ThatGuy 1h ago

Wow! Flu-like symptoms?

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u/CordiallySuckMyBalls Royal Shitposter 1h ago

Christa Pike communicating after 2 lethal injections

https://giphy.com/gifs/5YhFFUFq6ZTry

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u/Doom_hammer666 37m ago

More proof we live in hell

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u/Schprick 48m ago

Fuck Executions! That's shortcut

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u/Janicesdelight 42m ago

Wasting loads of money when rocks are free

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u/Great-TeacherOnizuka Smol pp 28m ago

LMAO Saudi style

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u/Particular_Umpire_44 1h ago

I’m against death penalty no matter what form, but taking that option off the table, if we have the death penalty it should just be firing squad or even bringing back the guillotine. Those don’t fail and honestly are more humane (I use that lightly) than this. I don’t know why we go through all this when we can save millions of dollars by using a few bullets.

Again, I don’t think killing people to prove that killing is wrong makes a whole lot of sense, but still.

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u/Jomgui 49m ago

The guillotine could fail and would result in horrible consequences for those viewing and the guy getting killed, the blade could get stuck halfway through the neck and just leave the guy bleeding to death while his head hung from what remained of his neck.

The firing squad used to put psychological pressure, which leaders tried to alleviate by filling almost all of the soldiers' guns with blanks and not telling anyone which is which... It wasn't all that successful.

Honestly, they could just do it like veterinarians do with dogs and put the to sleep while stopping chest contractions.

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u/Urag-gro_Shub šŸ„„Comically Large SpoonšŸ„„ 30m ago

Yeah I think the only reason we don't put people down like animals is because there's some sick fucks out there that want to see people suffer, at least a little, before they die. I don't see any other logical reason for the situation we're in

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u/asmallman 48m ago

Thats a batman mentality. If you kill one murderer, you are no better than the murderer.

But if you kill a lot, you are better because you offset the score.

Its just logic!

/s

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u/Able-Comparison-2089 18m ago

The death penalty was never about proving a point that killing is wrong. It was purely for removing the person from society as quickly and cheap as possible, and not have to support and house them until their natural death they would otherwise already be sentenced to.

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u/n33dwat3r 8m ago

Except death row inmates actually cost more than lifers due to the fact that they get more appeals.

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u/iHateYourFace179 11m ago

24Ā¢ and we wouldn’t be having this conversation.

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u/hmchief 1h ago

Why not send her to Canada. Their great at killing the informed. A death row inmate should be no problem. Or at least adopt their process.

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u/DumpyGoat818 38m ago

Because she wouldn't be costing the government money for some disease they don't wanna pay for

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u/Mean-Parking-5026 2h ago

Put that broad under the knife.

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u/Mortal-Instrument 2h ago

What is she in for? Feels like this is a sign she should not have gotten the death penalty in the first place, but I'm too lazy to check her.

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u/jaywritethekid 2h ago

She tortured and unalived her classmate at 18 years old

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u/Substantial-Sun-3538 2h ago

tortured and KILLED

You are fucking welcome

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u/Mortal-Instrument 2h ago

Its funny they felt the need to censor killed but not tortured

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u/DongDropper99 1h ago

LOL get a backbone you pussy. KILLED. RAPED. SUICIDE. TIENAMEN SQUAAAAAARRREEEE!!!! quit saying stupid things like unalive and act like a grown up you colossal douche

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u/jaywritethekid 1h ago

I didn't know if killed was going to get my comment removed. JFC. some subreddits ban certain words and I didn't feel like having a fucking comment go to waste.

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u/DongDropper99 1h ago

and you didnt even offer a trigger warning!!!! <uncontrolled sobbing>

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u/jaywritethekid 1h ago

It's the internet.

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u/bioluminum 35m ago

Welcome to The-nternet

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone 1h ago

Idk maybe they deserved it

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u/jaywritethekid 1h ago

She did deserve the death penalty. She bragged about having a peace Colleens skull and she carved pentagram into her chest while she was alive

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u/Mortal-Instrument 2h ago

Well that certainly doesn't sound like letting her go is an option then, does it? Life in prison it is then.

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u/HairyTurtleOfficial 2h ago

She also tried to strangle a cell mate with laces too.

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u/LoneSpectre96 1h ago

Or, we could stop this lethal injection shit and just shoot her. Firing squads really were effective.

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u/jaywritethekid 1h ago

Yeah if they offered the firing squad in Tennessee.