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Politics President Trump signs executive order to rename Lake Ontario as Lake America

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u/EditedRed Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 27 '26

Canada just rename America to "the land below" on your maps, this guy will lose it.

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u/t1gerstyle Aug 27 '26

Rename to Northern Mexico

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u/StrangelyBrown Aug 27 '26

Or 'Lesser Mexico'. I feel like that would annoy Trump more.

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u/CongealedBeanKingdom Aug 27 '26

Lesser Canada. I mean, its a lot smaller. Even Texas is smaller.

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u/Ry_L Aug 27 '26

As someone in the States, I would love it if Canada renamed us “Lesser Canada” just to annoy Trump. If he can rename things then so can you!

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u/here4mischief Aug 27 '26

Needs to be Real Americans Punish Ignorant Shithead Tyrants. For the acronym

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u/Dick_Danalu_Jr Aug 27 '26

The problem with petty arrogant assholes is that no one of a reasonable mind would waste time doing the same things they do.

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u/bgzlvsdmb Aug 27 '26

But, and here’s what blows about the whole thing, that would be the only way it could possibly affect him.

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u/dragonreborn567 Aug 27 '26

We don't need to retaliate to affect him. He's doing this whole thing because he's pissed we didn't capitulate to his trade demands. He's ALREADY affected.

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u/UnicornHostels Aug 27 '26

“Many people don’t know dumb is spelled with a ‘B’” - DJT

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u/wagonovsky Aug 27 '26

If Americans call Canada "America's Hat" then should Canadians call america "Canada's Pants"?

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u/screames520 Aug 27 '26

Either South Canada, or North Mexico

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u/zoinkability Aug 27 '26

South Canada to the Mason-Dixon line, North Mexico south of that

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u/DoctorStumppuppet Aug 27 '26

Instead of the acronym HOMES to remember the Great lakes we will need to change it to fit this new reality. SHAME fits nicely. 

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u/Shot_Statistician184 Aug 27 '26

This is solid.

Please for the love of God, please Americans vote when you can. Educate yourself. Read about the politicians, ask them questions, think about your future. Stop this shit.

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u/Cela84 Aug 27 '26

Dude, we knew this would happen. Everyone who voted for him in 2024 lived through his first term. It remains confusing as hell why anyone would think he was the better choice than the woman with the funny laugh.

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u/TillamookTramp Aug 27 '26

His first term was nuts, but it was somewhat controlled because there were advisors and others who were qualified in their jobs telling him "No, we cannot do that."

This time, he's surrounded himself with psychopathics and drunks who aren't qualified and its become a dangerous clown show and driven this country into extreme peril. It's MUCH worse now- thanks, you MAGA morons!

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u/therealspaceninja Aug 27 '26

Those of us with at least half a brain knew there wouldn't be guard rails this time around, so none of this is really surprising other than the sheer scale of it.

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u/LiteratureMindless71 Aug 27 '26

And the same people that didn't believe any of the warnings, are now in the shit. It's hard not to want some sort of haha moment.

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u/humblepaul Aug 27 '26

I hate to break it to you as presumably an American. There are a lot of not necessarily stupid people, but very badly educated. I saw a clip of a 50/60yr old man in a maga hat say Trump had sorted 8 wars. However, he couldn't name one. And so on, and so on.

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u/Jealous_Ad3494 Aug 27 '26

To me, that's stupid. Willfully, offensively stupid. There just isn't another way to put it.

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u/Dioxybenzone Aug 27 '26

Being uneducated and having no desire to become more educated is stupid. Sure, some uneducated people aren’t stupid. But some certainly are, and that’s why they stay uneducated.

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u/TheBigCore Aug 27 '26

Being uneducated and having no desire to become more educated is stupid.

The U.S. educational system has been fostering this attitude in American students for generations and is by design:

"There’s a reason that education sucks. And it’s the same reason that it will never ever, ever be fixed. It’s never going to get any better. Don’t look for it. Be happy with what you got. Because THE OWNERS OF THIS COUNTRY DON’T WANT THAT. I’m talking about the real owners now. The real owners. The big, wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions. Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don’t. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own and control the corporations. They’ve long since bought and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, and city halls. They got the judges in their back pocket. And they own all the big media companies so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear. They got you by the balls. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying, lobbying to get what they want. Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else. But I’ll tell you what they don’t want. They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well-informed, well-educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. That’s against their interest." - George Carlin

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u/pmw3505 Aug 27 '26

I’m a simple woman, I see a Carlin quote, I upvote.

He’s probably rolling in his grave at the state of things right now and glad he’s dead so he doesn’t have to say “I told you so”

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u/mu_zuh_dell Aug 27 '26

During the VA gubernatorial election in 2021, a whole lotta voters claimed cited critical race theory as the #1 issue. News channels interviewed many, many voters. Many were not parents. None could define critical race theory. I knew one of the people who started the riot at the Loudoun County school board meeting where it first came to prominence. She didn't have any kids, let alone kids in LCPS. She was just a religious agitator.

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u/Latter-Confidence-44 Aug 27 '26

His core base of deplorables lives for this shit. They're all going to have Lake America t shirts by monday.

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u/Staav Aug 27 '26

We're seriously approaching a point in the nation's history where people in the future would be asking, "were people really that stupid back then? Why tf didn't they vote the obvious traitors out when they had the chance?" It's shameful enough how far we've already fallen because of all this, but it'll only get worse before all this is just a bad memory. The population needs to organize itself and get out to vote before our nation turns into the western version Russia's system.

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u/DaniekkeOfTheRose Aug 27 '26

Approaching a point, really? Hate to break it to you, but you’ve reached that point quite a while ago.

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u/cft1848 Aug 27 '26

54% of our adults can’t read past a sixth grade level, and it’s going exactly the way it was designed to.

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u/lukin187250 Aug 27 '26

lmao no it's still Ontario. Like it's still Gulf of Mexico, if anyone corrects you just laugh at them.

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u/SyncOrSymm Aug 27 '26

I live off of lake Ontario, no way in hell is the state of NY changing every highway/street sign from Lake Ontario to Lake America. Also, Ontario, CA was actually named after the previously named Lake Ontarí'io, which was an indigenous word translating to "great lake".

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u/ForbiddeNectar Aug 27 '26

Shit that was clever. No sarcasm

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u/michigan-menace Aug 27 '26

It's all so exhausting.

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u/BioPox Aug 27 '26

That's the point.

Have you forgotten about the files?

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u/neo_vino Aug 27 '26

Flood the zone with shit...

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u/Zeemmarax Aug 27 '26

Imagine being such a petty piece of garbage. 

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u/JPMoney81 Aug 27 '26

It's ok, Canada is going to rename Lake Huron to Lake Epstein Files

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u/Kingnorth78 Aug 27 '26

No, because we are more mature than that.

🇨🇦

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u/tombolaplayer Aug 27 '26

Yeah, but Donald doesn’t like mature.

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u/briancito Aug 27 '26

Oh damn and I thought it couldn't get better

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u/brok3nh3lix Aug 27 '26

OK, as a michigan resident, hear me out, please do it any ways.

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u/Kingnorth78 Aug 27 '26

Haha

Upvote for you

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u/dancingyoyo Aug 27 '26

It gets better, Lake Ontario got its name from the Iroquoian language term Ontarí’io, which translates to "beautiful lake"or "lake of shining waters." The Indigenous name predates European settlement and was later adopted by the Canadian province.

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u/norunningwater Aug 27 '26

Was Amerigo such a great guy that we have to name everything here after him?

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u/ShavenYak42 Aug 27 '26

He seems less terrible than Columbus, for what that's worth?

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u/solit0n Aug 27 '26

It’s pettiness coupled with a fervent desire to be remembered in the history books even if it’s negative.

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u/secretaire Aug 27 '26

are you sure its not lead poisoning? The sheer amount of old people that have abandoned any and all morals they taught me growing up is wild.

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u/almostoy Aug 27 '26

If we're doomed to repeat history anyway, I d like to start forgetting that piece of shit now.

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u/nttnypride Aug 27 '26

Instead of learning the names as HOMES, kids can now learn it as SHAME because that is all Trump has brought upon America time and time again.

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u/DoomSchroller Aug 27 '26

Reminds me of a quote from Obama, I'm paraphrasing as I couldn't retrieve it: "There's 6-12 real issues to deal with on a daily basis. If you're putting time into airing grievances on a daily basis, I know you're not doing the job the country requires of you."

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u/setardo Aug 27 '26

Rapists tend to do things that normal people find abhorrent

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u/mosskin-woast Aug 27 '26

And not even creative. Gulf of America, Lake America. Jesus Christ.

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u/PopsGG Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 27 '26

Next he is going to rename North America to America America.

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u/ElSquibbonator Aug 27 '26

It's the same reason for both. He wants to de-legitimize the presence of Mexico and Canada.

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u/cupcaeks Aug 27 '26

Imagine being the people who elected such a petty piece of garbage. We Canadians are flummoxed.

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u/Beachday2020 Aug 27 '26

Anything to get attention, air time, or to appear mighty and powerful when things don't go his way - what folks may not realize, he can change the name within the US system (which is mostly inconsequential) but the rest of the world will still see Lake Ontario. Same for the Gulf of Mexico...

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u/Violet_Paradox Aug 27 '26

Geographical features aren't named by executive order. There's a process. It's still Lake Ontario and it's still the Gulf of Mexico.

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u/BenYankee Aug 27 '26

Someone should tell Google this. It's so embarrassing they still use Trump's idiotic name for the Gulf of Mexico.

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u/harrydunnesasscrack Aug 27 '26

Apple, too…

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u/creepy_doll Aug 27 '26

Tim Apple is such a bootlicker. All the tech executives are.

It really is embarrassing. What depths will they not stoop to

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u/Minerva567 Aug 27 '26

There is no bottom to the pit for capital. Their support for dictators/authoritarian regimes/etc of any ideology has been on full display for at least a century.

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u/Yabutsk Aug 27 '26

There's no better combo than corporations and fascism. It all comes down to the almighty share price and CEOs are some of the biggest shareholders out there.

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u/OnlinePosterPerson Aug 27 '26

Reminder, before settling on the name fascism, Mussolini played with the term corporatism for his new brand of politics. Fascism at its core is the application of corporate structure to a nation-state.

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u/GoldandBlue Aug 27 '26

And this is my fear. OK, the democrats take back the white house and congress. What are they going to do with that power?

Are they going to hold trump, scotus, the GOP accountable? Are they going to go after the corporations? Break them up? Reign them in?

I don't believe they will. And in 4-8 years, the GOP will be back in power furthering their fascist agenda.

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u/objectlesson Aug 27 '26

This is why the current progressive insurgency campaigns are so important.

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u/UnfortunateSnort12 Aug 27 '26

Jeppesen (aviation charts) still has Gulf of Mexico.

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u/HavingNotAttained Aug 27 '26

Yeah, Gulf of America never really took off

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u/nj_crc Aug 27 '26

Had big "Freedom Fries" energy.

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u/pyooma Aug 27 '26

Gross, I want to turn it off

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u/DinoZambie Aug 27 '26

I'm Canadian, this is what it looks like to me.

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u/Donaldo1977 Aug 27 '26

I'm in the UK and that's what I see as well.

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u/indigomm Aug 27 '26

They should just remove it. They don't put La Manche on The English Channel for us. Just show each countries viewers their own name for it.

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u/mantis_tobaggan-md Aug 27 '26

Or just call it the Gulf of Mexico. Because that’s its fucking name.

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u/Donaldo1977 Aug 27 '26

It's so dumb. Not even everyone in USA will be calling it the Gulf of America. At least they haven't just changed it completely I suppose 🤷

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u/Contende311 Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 27 '26

I dont know anyone who calls it Gulf of America. Someone might say it in an overly sarcastic voice rolling their eyes after "Gulf of Mexico" has been said in conversation.

Edit: yikes glad to be in New England. Good luck out there.

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u/jackaroo1344 Aug 27 '26

I live in Missouri. I got reported to HR for calling it the Gulf of Mexico.

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u/copperbear00 Aug 27 '26

I will NEVER call it anything but the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario.

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u/twoiseight Aug 27 '26

Gulf of Mexico (Donald Trump is a Pedophile and Conman)

^ What it should look like to everyone

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u/Crossedkiller Aug 27 '26

Mexican here, they know not to fuck with our Gulf here lol

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u/Kwinza Aug 27 '26

They dont. Its just in the US to give your leader his bibee. Everywhere else its still the gulf of Mexico.

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u/Pengo2001 Aug 27 '26

This is what the German version shows

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u/Fourthcubix Aug 27 '26

Meanwhile in Mexico

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u/Fourthcubix Aug 27 '26

and apple, so nice they write it twice

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u/BangkokPadang Aug 27 '26

Unless of course you're viewing it from America, then it says "Gulf of America"

Honestly it almost feels grosser that all these companies are showing different names depending on where you're looking at the map from.

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u/DetroitsGoingToWin Aug 27 '26

So embarrassing

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u/MissedallthePoints Aug 27 '26

Wait for the next executive ordering making all maps only use English.

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u/Kaizher Aug 27 '26

In Canada it shows both with Gulf of America in brackets.

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u/TrumpGrabbedMyCat Aug 27 '26

Same in the UK, these companies are pathetic.

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u/Lake_Erie_Monster Aug 27 '26

They know that Trump the petulant child would relentless punish them if he thought they were going against him.

Look at what Trump did to anthropic. They just like Time Apple are just trying to keep Trumps rage at bay.

Speaks volumes about the current state of things in this country :(

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u/Turkino Aug 27 '26

Just remember all the big tech companies are busy sucking his... ego.

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u/ItsPronouncedJod Aug 27 '26

It’s weird how between Iran, the trade wars, and now this shit, we haven’t been hearing much about how many times Trump appears in the Epstein files and what they record him doing.

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u/noisy_goose Aug 27 '26

Raping kids. Mentioned a lot for that.

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u/Uncle_Slacks Aug 27 '26

It was named Lake Ontario before the US existed and it will be named Lake Ontario long after this orange idiot destroys it.

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u/DogsandCatsWorld1000 Aug 27 '26

Except for all the federal offices that will have to follow this costing American taxpayers millions.

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u/matt95110 Aug 27 '26

Canadian here. Your president is a fucking loser.

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u/Busy10 Aug 27 '26

American here. We agree. And horrible to see this idiot in charge.

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u/AidesAcrossAmerica Aug 27 '26

Not enough of us agree :(

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u/kayak_pirate469 Aug 27 '26

I mean when he said the elections are rigged, he was probably right about the latest presidential election...

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u/MondaysForNothing Aug 27 '26

It was strange when he talked about Elon "knowing about voting computers" out of no where.

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u/tenaciousdeev Aug 27 '26

It was strange when they were yelling "stop the steal" for 4 years despite having no evidence, but it makes sense in hindsight. They were muddying the waters. Try to even bring up election interference or rigged elections now without sounding like a crazy conspiracy theorist.

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u/PapaTua Aug 27 '26

Remember with the modern GOP:
EVERY ACCUSATION IS A CONFESSION.

Every time.

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u/RodneyDangerfruit Aug 27 '26

I’m not one to get too wrapped up in conspiracies but all major swing states in 2024 that Trump won also elected a Democrat for their state’s second-highest seat on the ballot. 🐟🐠🐡

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u/Weaslelord Aug 27 '26

President Trump is a role model to young women across America! Don't believe me? Just look up Trump saying "Let me teach you how little girls are supposed to be" in the Epstein files!

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u/thlayli_x Aug 27 '26

You're being too kind.

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u/SnazzyBees Aug 27 '26

Also a Canadian. Trump is worse than a loser. He’s the scum of the earth and I don’t understand how Americans tolerate him when he’s the one representing their country and citizens.

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u/scholly73 Aug 27 '26

I can’t stand it. Didn’t vote for him or anyone else that supports him. Unfortunately there’s a lot of ignorant racist people who don’t care that he’s the reason this country has lost what little bit of decency we had left. I apologize to everyone for this madness.

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u/Skinnyfu Aug 27 '26

He’s a pedophile-grifter-Nazi-loser.

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u/pfs_bruce Aug 27 '26

We agree.

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u/VibrantViolet Aug 27 '26

Those of us in the U.S. that have fully functioning brains didn’t want this and are fucking over it. Canada is our ally, not our enemy.

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u/crownvic64 Aug 27 '26

Lake Release the Fucking Epstein Files

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u/xNinjahz Aug 27 '26

Easy for me to pinpoint people I never want to be associated with if ever I hear this shit in public.

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u/Ashenspire Aug 27 '26

Went to Cancun in early 2025. People heard our accent and got anxious. We told them we lived straight across the Gulf of Mexico and their tension instantly left their bodies. It was a physical reaction.

I hate what this fuck has done.

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u/lazerj1mmy Aug 27 '26

As a Canadian who went on holiday this year to the UK, the instant tension release in the locals who we interacted with when we mentioned we were from Canada was jarring. People abroad really aren’t fond of Americans right now it was more apparent than I could have ever imagined.

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u/Foe117 Aug 27 '26

The Gulf of Mexico is still called the gulf of mexico, same with Lake Ontario.

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u/sailphish Aug 27 '26

Unfortunately come to the FL coast and you will hear a bunch of idiots talking about the Gulf of America. Hell, my town has a seafood restaurant with it proudly painted on their wall.

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u/MrNewReno Aug 27 '26

Unfortunately my Google Maps calls it G.O.A, and I wish I could change it back.

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u/Ev_antics Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 27 '26

not who you replied to, but I'm in Canada and mine says:

Gulf of Mexico (Gulf of America)

looks like they haven't updated Lake Ontario yet, and they better not

Edit: typo

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u/dchap1 Aug 27 '26

He’s going down in history as the most thin skinned pathetic weasel that ever had the misfortune of taking breath.

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u/Adriella01 Aug 27 '26

Trump damaged the image of the US people forever. You're all now forever famous for electing a moron as president twice.

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u/CantConfirmOrDeny Aug 27 '26

Twice. Once might be an accident, but twice is a pattern

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u/Tin_OSpam Aug 27 '26

There's an old saying in Tennessee... I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee... that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me... you can't get fooled again.

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u/Reatona Aug 27 '26

Childish nonsense.

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u/TraditionalTackle1 Aug 27 '26

We are living in a South Park episode

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u/freerangemary Aug 27 '26

This is so stupid.

What about the other Lakes? Are those not good enough to be America? Why Lake Ontario?

The lake shares a border with Canada. Our ally. What’s the real goal here? Trolling? Is this really worth it?

It’s just so dumb.

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u/Chesty_McRockhard Aug 27 '26

Because Ontario is a name of a well known area in Canada, therefore, unacceptable.

I'm finally surprised he knows that. I'd wager he didn't until he saw a map with it labeled.

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u/koos_die_doos Aug 27 '26

Because Trump and Doug Ford (Ontario's premier) have been engaged in a public spat after Doug Ford said something like "Trump can kiss my ass".

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u/decisi0nsdecisi0ns Aug 27 '26

Ford (a rather rotund man) said, "I've got a lot of real estate over here, he can come and kiss my ass".

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u/Plzlaw4me Aug 27 '26

So going into the midterm, where basically all polling shows that voters think Trump isn’t focusing on the right things, and isn’t taking steps to help the American people, he decides to unilaterally rename a lake? People are seeing through his pseudo patriotism. Renaming shit “America” isn’t what he was elected to do. Without being a Trump supporter, I guarantee that if we polled everyone who voted for him right after he was elected, and asked what they hoped he’d accomplish/do this term, “renaming lakes and gulfs to include “America” wouldn’t be in the top 1000 answers.

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u/arentyouangel Aug 27 '26

They don't care

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u/TheVentiLebowski Aug 27 '26

He "won" that contest a while ago.

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u/tigershrike Aug 27 '26

No no...he'll go down as the TWO worst presidents ever.

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u/BigJeffyStyle Aug 27 '26

This shit is so fucking stupid

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u/jaidonkaia Aug 27 '26

No no. The East American Ocean. And the Pacific will be the West American Ocean. And the Earth will be called America and

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u/mwmademan Aug 27 '26

When I was a kid, they said the way to remember the Great Lakes was HOMES -Huron, Ontario, Michigan. Erie. and Superior.

Now with Ontario becoming America, the new way to remember it will be SHAME.

This president has brought SHAME to America.

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u/laxvolley Aug 27 '26

Do Americans think this bothers us Canadians? And that it doesn’t make Trump look absolutely pathetic? And by extension….your country?

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u/nysflyboy Aug 27 '26

Speaking as an American - No we don't think it bothers you. Because you see it for what it is - a toddler throwing a pathetic fit. Unfortunately said toddler bully is our freaking president because 1/3 of Americans voted for this ... I have never been so embarrassed as I am virtually daily now.

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u/AviaryLawStream Aug 27 '26

No, we are embarrassed by this fucking dolt.

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u/lvsnowden Aug 27 '26

No. I'm pretty sure even his supporters think it's frivolous. I'd be surprised if more than 20% of Americans even hear about this.

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u/Punk_Luv Aug 27 '26

American here, this is so tacky and embarrassing. I have no words except to say, my fellow countrymen who claim to care, you need to join us with protesting. Most of us protesting cannot afford it, cannot afford to keep shouldering the discontent, you also need to do your part which is more than some snide comment on Reddit.

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u/Perfect_Zone_4919 Aug 27 '26

Just as a question, does anybody call the Gulf of Mexico the “Gulf of America”? I don’t think I’ve met a single person who actually does. 

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u/DistributionFit3958 Aug 27 '26

Go to the Gulf side of Florida and you’ll meet these people - they wear shirts and have flags… it is truly their entire identkty

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u/bws6100 Aug 27 '26

Everyone needs to think about not going to Florida. Tourism is one of there main incomes. If all the Democrats just think of going somewhere else. Then they tell all their Democratic friends it will send a big F you to Florida.

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u/mccoyster Aug 27 '26

MAGA is the most pathetic political movement in recorded history.

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u/SlyJessica Aug 27 '26

President Trump, what do you plan to do about rising inflation and the war on Iran?

Trump: ‘ we’re gonna rename a body of water’

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u/LetSeeWhatHappens99 Aug 27 '26

we as a country are the laughing stock of the world..

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u/TheBeardofCrom Aug 27 '26

No self respecting American will adhere to this. Not enough taking advantage of and blaming the poor for it to be called that. Same with the Gulf of Mexico.

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u/Jackrabbit_OR Aug 27 '26

Well, I guess the mnemonic "HOMES" for The Great Lakes names can be changed to "SHAME"

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u/DCS30 Aug 27 '26

aside from the fact that "Ontario" is derived from the Native American name, and aside from the fact that Canada is part of the same America that the US is....fuck, is he ever stupid.

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u/doodybot Aug 27 '26

So instead of using “HOMES” as the acronym to remember the Great Lakes, we will now use “SHAME,” right? Appropriate.

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u/MikeDubbz Aug 27 '26

God he's such a fucking moron.

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u/Ckmccfl Aug 27 '26

Donald is gonna flip out when he discovers New Mexico.

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u/Atosl Aug 27 '26

BREAKING: Trump signs executive order to rename Bread as Gluten of America

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u/Nickard Aug 27 '26

The stupid thing is these are the people who don’t even know what America means. It’s not your country. It’s the name of all new world continents. You’re the United States OF America. Renaming the lake isn’t even inaccurate, it’s just dumb and unnecessary.

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u/mabus42 Aug 27 '26

Mark Carney to declare the united states as "South Canada"

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u/RipErRiley Aug 27 '26

We need to go hard after his enablers although I blame his voters.

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u/polarwaves Aug 27 '26

Gas prices still on the rise, literally everything is being recalled by the FDA, economy is in the shitter, Ukraine/Russia war still ongoing, Iran war still ongoing....and this is his priority. I will never forgive anyone who voted for this man or anyone who sat out this last election because "both sides bad!", you're just as guilty as MAGA

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u/astroaxolotl720 Aug 27 '26

Nah. It’s still Lake Ontario. That’s its name.

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u/_yetifeet Aug 27 '26

I'm going to sign an executive order to rename the United States into something more suitable

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u/VanDenIzzle Aug 27 '26

He's doing this the day the USPS restricts mail on voting.

Don't let this dumb name change take over the news.

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u/Arigonium Aug 27 '26

The audience of this action is not Canada, it's his base. It's so his base can say he is winning and taking it to the enemies, even though this in effect does nothing and definitely does not improve the lives of his base. It's performative. Same with his previous tariffs, it's performing as taking a rough stance on other countries in the meanwhile tariffs are being paid back to both American and foreign companies but definitely not the American consumer. It's taking a gun, pointing it at your enemy, then shooting yourself in the foot and then pronouncing you are an expert marksman and have a hundred percent hit rate.

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u/lego_mannequin Aug 27 '26

Can his death be a global holiday?

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u/Jzmu Aug 27 '26

Mr President, which great lake is that just to the left? Is that Lake Epsteinfiles?

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u/Prize-Town9913 Aug 27 '26

The embarrassment as an American citizen continues...

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u/mavric911 Aug 27 '26

If the Canadians write an executive order renaming it Lake Trumps a Fucking Moron, what goes on the map

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u/phaedrus897 Aug 27 '26

Canada is laughing so hard right now…

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u/ButlerGSU Aug 27 '26

Oh boy, now we can afford groceries and gas again!

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u/dpero29 Aug 27 '26

It is so funny to me that he explicitly sais that he is too busy to care about healthcare and childcare or the livelihood of the American people, but apparently he has time for this. How is this thing still president?

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