r/politics • ✔ The Daily Beast • 17d ago

Possible Paywall D-Day for Mitch McConnell after 92 Days as Senate Returns

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u/blargblargityblarg 17d ago

I thought Republicans didn't like paying people who are not working?

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u/kufitop 17d ago

They SAY that, but they've been doing nothing and getting salaries and healthcare...

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u/VariationDry 17d ago

They don't like paying the Poors when they aren't working

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u/ImGingrSnaps 17d ago

They don’t like paying the poors even when they are working hard.

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u/Skipinator 16d ago

The entire history of this country is how can we pay less for labor.

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u/General-Raspberry168 16d ago

They sure thought they had it figured out with slaves, didn’t they?

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u/DingGratz Texas 17d ago

(It's because Republicans are experts at not working and they don't want them to steal their "jobs".)

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u/20_mile 17d ago

getting salaries and healthcare

Mike Johnson: See, this is what I am talking about with the Democrats. They would take away this man's healthcare when he absolutely needs it, and take away his paycheck when he provides for his family.

And he wouldn't detect a single note of irony as he said it.

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u/FartyJizzums 17d ago

I'm going to see if I can do 92 consecutive no-show, no-calls for work.

I will just tell my boss that it's alright because I'm a republican.

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u/quedfoot 17d ago

As a crappy supervisor at a crappy job, I just had to let go of 2 employees because they stopped showing up. One we gave a month extension because he communicated with us, while the other ghosted us and was out after a week.

Maybe we can teach the state and federal government a thing or two about corporate policies?

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u/PapaLRodz 17d ago

He’s the right skin tone and wealthy for rules not to apply 

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u/whichwitch9 17d ago

Reminder: Republicans opened an investigation when a Democrat was hospitalized for 3 days....

The double standard is astounding

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u/bacan_ 17d ago

Hypocrisy is the only consistent thing about them

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u/fenwayswimmr 17d ago

Hypocrisy is their fetish - they love when they get called hypocrites, because they have the power and feel invincible.

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u/kdeff California 17d ago

I still remember how giddy mitch was when he talked about invoking "the biden rule" to block merrick garland's nomination because it was an election year. But he forgot all about it for trump's noimnee. must have been the old age getting to him.

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u/genericreddituser147 17d ago

He didn’t forget about it. He explicitly said as soon as he did it that it wasn’t hypocritical because the situation was totally different. Somehow. He knew exactly what the fuck he was doing, and it’s just part of what made him such a uniquely awful human.

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u/One-Ball-78 17d ago

You speaking in the past tense about him gives me a warm fuzzy.

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u/gentlemanidiot 17d ago

I still want to see proof, I don't believe a lich is dead just cause he's been quiet a few months.

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u/ShameBasedEconomy 17d ago

Someone has to find his phylactery and destroy it.

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u/SJWTumblrinaMonster 17d ago

Somehow these irl monsters are so much worse than the monsters I fought against in D&D. I suppose it's a 'banality of evil' thing?

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u/SickViking America 17d ago

It's because in DND you can send in your barbarian and wizard to axe and fireball the shit out of the monsters while in real life we just have to sit back and watch and do nothing while they destroy our country and plot world donimation.

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u/adeon California 17d ago

I assumed that Lindsey Graham was his Horcrux.

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u/ok123jump 17d ago

Calling them "hypocrites" is a waste of breath—it assumes they actually have principles to betray.

This isn't a moral blind spot; it's a calculated power play. They will rewrite the rules in real time and spin any plausible excuse because, to them, words aren't beliefs—they are just weapons.

Hypocrisy isn't a flaw in their system; it is the system. Stop waiting for a "gotcha" moment, and stop expecting consistency from people whose only true religion is power.

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u/genericreddituser147 17d ago

Exactly this. You’ll always be disappointed going for this kind of rhetorical win. They just don’t care enough about anything to be hypocrites. It’s always just what needs to be said in the moment to get what they want. No lasting meaning or precedent.

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u/doubtfurious Texas 17d ago

Someone once said... I can't quite remember who...

"I want you to use my words against me. If there's a Republican president in 2016 and a vacancy occurs in the last year of the first term, you can say Lindsey Graham said let's let the next president, whoever it might be, make that nomination."

Oh wait, it was Lindsey Graham. Shit.

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u/Nerevarine91 American Expat 17d ago

Hypocrisy is the root of their ideology. They believe that they should have all the power and be allowed to do whatever they want, and nobody else should get to do anything. That’s it.

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u/cisned 17d ago

No they don’t, hypocrites hate being called hypocrites, they love getting away with it, it gives them a power boner, but nobody “loves” getting called hypocrites

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u/MechanicalTurkish Minnesota 17d ago

Power Boner is my new GWAR tribute band name

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u/davwad2 America 17d ago

Actors probably did thousands of years ago.

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u/evil_timmy 17d ago

"Dude stop calling me that, it's Hip-OCK-rah-tees, get it right!"

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u/Due-Estate-3816 17d ago

They love being called hypocrites because they know they can get away with it. It's funny to them.

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u/coconutpiecrust 17d ago

It’s a feature, not a bug. A clear signal that there are in-groups protected by laws they do not have to obey, and out-groups not protected by laws that they must obey. 

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u/_DCtheTall_ 17d ago

Yup. It's about power, not fairness. They want to be the ones with the edge at the expense of others. This is a pretty common sentiment I have noticed among conservatives, particularly wealthy ones.

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u/coconutpiecrust 17d ago

Yes, power and desire for excess. 

It’s an illness, of course, and these people are depraved and corrupt, but their own deficiency doesn’t make it any better for those who they hurt. 

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u/ricorgbldr 17d ago

THIS is it. Don't think they don't realize the double standards. They RELISH them and enjoy shoving it in the faces of the 'out' group.

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u/coconutpiecrust 17d ago

Yes, the hypocrisy is what’s allowed for them, and only them. It’s appealing to many people because they can commit crimes with impunity as long as they are in the in-group. They love hurting others and seeing others upset. It’s how they feel powerful.

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u/Bag_of_Meat13 17d ago

They love Jesus but hate brown immigrants, poor people, and the disabled.

Hypocrisy is their entire identity

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u/GlitterPirateKiki58 17d ago

Also pedophilia and sex abuse.

It is astounding how many Republican politicians and donors have been arrested for raping minors.

Former Republican House Speaker Dennis Hastert admitted in court to raping teenage boys.

Most recently, Michael Caruso in Florida was arrested for kidnapping and forcing his 4 y/o grandson to perform oral sex on him.

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u/MyUserLame 17d ago

"[They] said the worst part about it is the hypocrisy. I disagreed. I think the worst part about it is the raping."

-Norm

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u/MC_Fap_Commander America 17d ago

Hillary Clinton had food poisoning once and was unsteady on a hot day. This was framed as a disqualifying health condition.

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u/brickmaj 17d ago

Is that what was happening in that video? I still think about it sometimes. Didn’t know there was an official story on it.

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u/CriticalEngineering North Carolina 17d ago

Anyone who is being filmed every single day is going to have a day where they’re on camera and sick. We’re all encased in human bodies.

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u/PigeonOnTheGate Florida 17d ago

Like Bush vomiting on the Japanese PM and fainting

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u/CriticalEngineering North Carolina 17d ago

Yep. Don’t remember anyone saying that meant he was clearly dying like they did with Hillary.

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u/TrulyOutrageous42 17d ago

Of course not. She's a woman, so she's held to an impossible standard where you're damned if you do and damned if you don't, then because she's a (neo)liberal she's held to a political perfection standard as well while Republicans get excused for anything they do (if not outright protected).

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u/FaceDeer 17d ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.

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u/Silly-Rough-5810 17d ago

She collapsed at the 9/11 memorial event and it came out later that day (from her doctor) that she had been diagnosed with pneumonia 2 days earlier. She was just trying to stick it out and not miss the memorial.

She was back on the campaign trail like 2 or 3 days later. Not two weeks like some people think. ​

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u/BigBassBone California 17d ago

Imagine how different the world could be if Clinton had won. She was never my first choice, and I could name 15 people I'd rather have run as the Democratic candidate in that election, but realistically, she was one of the most qualified people to run for president in recent memory, and was an excellent Secretary of State. People's sexism and Trump's cult of personality fucked us over so bad.

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u/tooyoung_tooold 16d ago

Same question but with al gore. Trump would have never happened.

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u/joe_dirty365 17d ago

What could have been. Its fucking tragic. 

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u/westergames81 Texas 17d ago

But they know where Mitch is, they've all talked to him for 20 minutes and his aides assures everyone everything is totally fine.

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u/bbluez 17d ago

Just like I called my grandma from jail needing a wire transfer right away, even though I was working and not in jail. I hope these guys asked some Turring Test encouraged Qs.

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u/m1j2p3 17d ago

Hypocrisy is a hallmark of conservatism.

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u/Annoyinghydra Canada 17d ago

If they didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have any standards.

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u/LowRevolution5930 17d ago edited 17d ago

They've abandoned their responsibilities in lieu of a unitary executive in case you missed it. If you live in a state with Republican senators you literally have no representation in the Senate whatsoever. And since they hold a majority all the other representation is also null and void. The guardrails of our constitution have been muted by these chickenshit motherfuckers

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u/djfudgebar 17d ago

Who was it?

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u/Thrill0728 17d ago

I believe Biden's Secretary of Defense, but I'm not entirely sure.

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u/ErgoMachina Foreign 17d ago

What's stopping the democrats from doing the same? Do you need a majority to investigate?

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u/Rationalinsanity1990 Canada 17d ago

Yes, the majority sets the agenda.

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u/ErgoMachina Foreign 17d ago

So the minority party does not even control a single commission with investigate power? It would surprise me, even my country have those...

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u/RevolutionaryMeal851 17d ago

And the majority is chosen by land rather than people

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u/I_Am_Mandark_Hahaha 17d ago

Wyoming with less than 600K population has the same number of senators as California with 39.5 Million

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u/patterninstatic 17d ago

Extrapolate that further, the Democrats with 47 senators, represent 182 million people and the Republicans with 53 represent 159 million.

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u/surrendertomychill 17d ago

Sounds like DEI to me

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u/kitsunewarlock 17d ago

According to the ruling party, DEI is when non-white cishet men get access.

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u/relikter Virginia 17d ago

Correct, the minority party basically can't do anything on their own, other than filibuster. The majority party has the chair of each committee and can set the agenda for those committees.

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u/ExZowieAgent Texas 17d ago

That is correct. Who do you think will prosecute the contempt of congress charges? The answer is no one.

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u/KiKiKimbro New York 17d ago

It’s better for Dems to let him sit out. He can’t vote unless he’s in the chamber. Makes the republican’s margins even tighter, see what I mean?

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u/orthopod 17d ago

Most states allow a governor to appoint a replacement upon a senators death, with the exception of a few states. Kentucky happens to be one of those states. They will have to run a special election if a senator dies

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u/KiKiKimbro New York 17d ago

Yep. When Beshear won, the state legislature put that law in place so he wouldn’t appoint a Democrat. They read the signs that McConnell’s time was near.

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u/draycon530 17d ago

Kentucky is NOT one of those states. They technically passed a law saying the governor can't appoint someone, but their constitution explicitly says they can. He's just refusing to do it and force the law to the courts.

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u/TheShipEliza 17d ago

Probably that it is better for dems if he just keeps missing votes.

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u/hairymoot 17d ago

Democrats are not in charge. See last election for details.

All they can do is complain and write letters at this point.

But there is another election soon. We could vote for all the Democrats to take power in the Congress. Then they would investigate, impeach, etc.

I just check my voting status. I am good to vote in November.

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u/Ok-Lets-Talk-It-Out 17d ago

They can do investigations but do not have the authority of committee heads to actually force subpoenas or able to action against him. By the time they could lead a committee and actually have the ability to hold him to account he will be out of the Senate

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u/Active_Confection655 17d ago

Pretty obvious we have no control right now.

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u/Solomaxwell6 17d ago edited 17d ago

They do need a majority, yes. A committee needs to vote to start hearings, and the minority party controls no committees. A minority can do things like call witnesses, but that'd require Republicans to start some hearing broadly enough scoped to slot McConnell in.

Even if the Dems did have a majority, what would be the point? It was pretty open McConnell had some kind of medical emergency. Maybe it's shown he's incompetent to serve in the senate, but his term is up in a few months and he's not running for reelection. The reason the GOP did it to Lloyd Austin is because he was SecDef, it was embarrassing to the Biden administration and they did have to worry about an election.

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u/Fubai97b 17d ago

Yeah, kind of. The head of the Senate ethics committee is an R who controls whether there's an ethics investigation. Gov. Beshear has called for an investigation but he can't compell anything. I think technically the Kentucky legislature can do something, but that never going to happen.

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u/Bladley 17d ago

Without double standards the GOP has no standards.

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u/chemistrategery 17d ago

Can’t have a double standard where standards don’t exist. When someone in GOP leadership pretends to care about something besides consolidating power, they’re lying.

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u/Druken_sincerity 17d ago

If conservatives didn't have double standards, they wouldnt have any at all

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u/kezow 17d ago

Republicans do not argue in good faith. Never expect that they will.

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u/OswaldCoffeepot 17d ago

They are immune to hypocrisy.

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u/SeveralPhysics9362 17d ago

They have no standards. Only care about winning at all costs.

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u/Easy_Difficulty_7656 17d ago

He’s ghosting us

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u/B-Z_B-S Massachusetts 17d ago

Lich McConnell.

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u/dreamwinder 17d ago

Calling him Mitch now counts as deadnaming him.

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u/tle4f 17d ago

Mitch McConnell (was/were)

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u/MiddleFroggy 16d ago

His legal first name is Addison. Mitch is his gender-affirming nickname.

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u/FartyJizzums 17d ago

Your name for him is significantly better than mine. But I would still like to submit: "Mulch McConnell".

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u/No_big_whoop 17d ago

McConnell is the only vegetable in America that hasn't been recalled

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u/MrStickDick 17d ago

It will still make you sick

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u/NachoWindows 17d ago

It’s a shell game

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u/tovarish22 Minnesota 17d ago

“D-day” is a weird way to spell “day that nothing is going to happen because rules don’t mean anything anymore”.

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u/Ph0X 17d ago

If Beshear had balls he'd pick his replacement and would require McConnell shows up if he wants to overturn it

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u/OtisPimpBoot 17d ago

He can’t. Conveniently the Republican super majority in the Kentucky legislature voted to take that ability away from him. Although I’m sure it will be reinstated immediately the next time we have a Republican governor.

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u/xvx_k1r1t0_xvxkillme Connecticut 17d ago

I've heard that law contridicts the state constitution. I don't know anything about Kentucky's constitution, but if that's true, he should do it and take the issue to court.

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u/OtisPimpBoot 17d ago

I believe that is the case. However I’m sure that Andy knows that the vastly conservative Kentucky judiciary won’t do him any favors either. Pushing the issue either gets him a loss in court or for the good ole’ boys in Frankfort to codify it with an amendment.

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 17d ago

Besheae leaving the seat open and denying the republicans a vote in the senate is the best possible outcome. Why help them?

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u/Narradisall 17d ago

Yup. Must be so easy to be a doing these stories these days.

Just some buzz words and a new day count. Then nothing happens. Rinse and repeat.

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u/luri7555 Washington 17d ago

This man made our world so much worse.

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u/old_righty 17d ago

Honestly, I’m fine at this point if he stays away from the Senate. That’s one less vote in a closely divided Senate.

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u/Camelotterduck 17d ago

Just wait until he starts voting in abstentia.

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u/pantzareoptional New York 17d ago

Can it be worse than his actual voting though? I'm not sure.

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u/avatinfernus Canada 17d ago

Wasnt someone voting for him though?

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 17d ago

Just in committees, which has always been allowed. They have to be present in order to vote on actual bills though, so they're missing him where it actually matters.

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u/Darkwr4ith 17d ago

Yup, glad he's in hell.

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u/dirty_w_boy Wisconsin 17d ago

And even after death, he continues to do more of the same.

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u/thegsterlives 17d ago

The D stands for Dead.

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u/pinqe 17d ago

How rude. It stands for deceased.

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u/Anayalater5963 17d ago

Not Lich McConnell. Very much undeceased

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u/SchrodingersRSVP 17d ago

The dude is fucking dead. Our society is just so broken and our politics so brazenly corrupt and extractive that we have no capacity to act on these travesties anymore, or honestly even to care about them.

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u/wesap12345 17d ago

It is also astounding that we need something written as law that stipulates what to do if a senator is dead and not showing up to work.

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u/SchrodingersRSVP 17d ago

They'd just ignore it anyway.

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u/rbrgr83 17d ago

It's what Mitch loved to do more than anything else.

You know, back when he was alive.

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u/Precarious3145 17d ago

It's always amazing that we went centuries with some semblance of honor to where we never thought we had to every every small thing detailed as a law or requirement; it just happened because "it's the honorable thing". Now, we have a President openly accepting bribes, everyone trading stocks with insider information, and literal corpses still in congress.

It's the rules of Airbud if instead of a dog playing in a small town basketball game, Bud was elected to be President. You bet your ass that some Republican would be searching the requirements and "I mean...there's no rules that says a dog can't be president. It states citizenship and age..." before trying to define what citizenship means.

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u/20_mile 17d ago

It's always amazing that we went centuries with some semblance of honor

I mean, sorta, kinda, not really. Some things are better, and some things are worse.

Senator Preston Brooks from South Carolina beat MA Senator Charles Sumner into unconsciousness in 1856 on the floor of the senate.

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u/invaderaleks 17d ago

Don't forget, the federalists resorted to bribery, intimidation, and blackmail to ratify the Constitution!

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u/mrtaz 17d ago

And he didn't return to the senate floor for over 3 years.

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u/NeedNameGenerator 17d ago

Politicians used to operate under the (now proven false) assumption that the electorate would hold them accountable for these things.

The electorate doesn't, so the politicians felt free to drop all pretences.

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u/Twl1 Michigan 17d ago

This is what happens when journalism fails to uphold their duty to report truthfully.

Every day, a dozen crimes are committed against the rights of US citizens and foreign nations by the people we elected. Every day, a dozen chirping heads on each channel take to the airwaves to gaslight, downplay, and distract from those offenses.

And so our population doesn't understand how our country is being dismantled by profiteers. We don't understand how our voting rights are being eroded and subverted to neuter the only power any of us actually exercise. We refuse to believe our education system is in its death throes as children are unable to perform without the assistance of AI. We are blind to the scale of foreign influence being poured into our politics and businesses seeking to entirely dismantle the American superpower. We fail to take action because they tell us this is all just politics playing out in the Capitol and that it really doesn't affect our average, day to day lives.

And for the most part, people believe them, even against the evidence of their own eyes all around them. Rural towns are festering corpses of what they once were. Healthcare is wholly unaffordable. Our food can no longer be presumed as safe to eat. Our options as consumers are rapidly conglomerating into illusions of choice that all provide dramatically worse products and services than we used to enjoy even only a decade ago. Our purchasing power can barely cover our expenses from one paycheck to the next, even as all our employers rave about record profits on their earnings reports.

But we still all act like we can fix it all if our guy wins the next election, so we sit on our asses for years at a time and do nothing but post our outrage on the internet so it can be tacitly ignored and tactically undermined in the next day's news cycle.

And tomorrow again, the world will be worse than it was today. And again, we will resign ourselves to our powerlessness to make it any better and carry ourselves to work to protect what little we have left because that is all we are being told to think and do, like good little ants toiling between the tongues of fat, happy anteaters.

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u/Either_Operation7586 17d ago

What we need is a political party that has honor and follows the rule of law

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u/SchrodingersRSVP 17d ago

I'm afraid the genie is out of the bottle. Once the norms are broken to no consequence, it's nearly impossible to reinstate them.

The youngest generation of Americans have never known a political atmosphere that wasn't this. I can't imagine how we could get them to begin seeing the rules of decorum as anything more than Calvinball, at this point.

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u/PeteLynchForKentucky 17d ago

This embarrassment has made it absolutely clear that we need a constitutional amendment to address what happens when a member of Congress can't or won't show up to work.

If a member of the House or Senate misses 30 consecutive legislative days without casting a vote in person, they should be required to vacate their seat.

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u/Active_Confection655 17d ago

And when it comes out that he has been dead this entire time no single republican will say a bad word about it.

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u/burtoncummings 17d ago

"someday, everyone will have been against this..."

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u/Either_Operation7586 17d ago

You mean the Republican Party are traitors to America and we are currently at war with Republican party look no further than project 2025

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u/shoobe01 17d ago

Death of leaders being concealed is very very authoritarian.

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u/PheonixManrod 17d ago

Very unlikely he’s dead, death certificates exist. Vegetative state is infinitely more likely. Effectively dead to your point though.

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u/Scared-Somewhere-510 17d ago

And claimed to have “about 20 minute” conversations with him. 

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u/darthenron I voted 17d ago

I have had conversations with people his age, 20 mins would be a bunch of nonsense rambling on a good day

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u/Paisleyfrog 17d ago

I noted that all the statements I saw to that effect were "I talked to him" as opposed to "with him". Talking TO someone doesn't necessarily mean there was a response.

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u/Kalkaline Texas 17d ago

You can talk to someone who's in a coma for 20 mins, it's possible for that conversation to be 1 way. 

It's also reasonable to call that a dishonest statement because the clear assumption would be that it's a 2 way conversation. 

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u/buzzsawjoe 17d ago

He's been in hospital previous, so I think those photos were from then. Both photos were taken in the same room, look at the background details. The newspaper could easily be photoshopped in. But yes, these people put them forward as current, with statements that he's alive.

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u/avatinfernus Canada 17d ago

But who stays in a hospital bed in jeans? Generally in a hospital you're in a gown until discharged. Your belongings are bagged up. If he had jeans he'd be on his way out the door.

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u/InvidiousPlay 17d ago

It's a little suspicious that he looked way better in the hospital photo than he did in the months previous.

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u/HockeyMike24 Canada 17d ago

It's truly impressive that this guy continues to obstruct democracy from beyond the grave.

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u/SteppeCollective 17d ago

He'll end up coming back with a fleet of star destroyers next season

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u/Grzzld 17d ago

Somehow, he returned.

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u/burtoncummings 17d ago

He will actually reanimate if you whisper in his ear that Obama is about to pass a piece of legislation....

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u/Zero-89 Georgia 17d ago

Or if you say “universal healthcare” three times to a mirror.

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u/Aware_Cheesecake_519 America 17d ago

A man who no longer exists.

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u/QuillnSofa 17d ago

He has ceased to be

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u/Darkwing_Turducken 17d ago

He is an Ex Senator!

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u/deesta 17d ago

He has joined the freaking choir invisible

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u/Naive-Caterpillar309 17d ago

He’s pining for the fjords

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u/habbadee 17d ago

Are there consequences for the people who lied about their 20 minute policy conversations with him? Or his staff producing AI proof of life videos? Or is it just ok now to blatantly lie and deceive?

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u/primetimeblues 17d ago

Sounds like conspiracy to defraud the US public. 18 U.S.C. § 371, up to 5 years jail.

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u/stupidugly1889 17d ago

His staff should be in prison. They are stealing money by taking their salaries

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u/NeoMegaRyuMKII California 17d ago

If by "D-Day" the Daily Beast means "Doesn't give a single flying fuck just as before because there are no consequences and nobody will actually hold McConnell accountable so why would he even bother and why would his staff care either, all to the point of having anyone wonder why we think anything will change" then yeah.

I suppose DGASFFJABBTANCANWAHMASWWHEBAQWWHSCEATTPOHAWWWTAWC is a bit too obscure an acronym, so I get why it was shortened to just D.

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u/wezworldwide 17d ago

I think there should be a wellness check on Mitch done by the police.

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u/DissatisfiedGamer 17d ago

For real, if we all start flooding the local police with wellness check requests, surely something will happen right? 

We're all just concerned citizens afterall.

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u/HagridsTreacleTart 17d ago

They only need to investigate those complaints if a gay Democrat is involved.

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u/DissatisfiedGamer 17d ago

Ahh you're right, silly me. I forgot how red that thin blue line turned. 

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u/QanonQuinoa 17d ago

Isn’t harboring a corpse illegal? We could just call the police and report a crime.

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u/MegaWeinerFarts 17d ago

If I were to guess, he's suffering from Aphasia following some form of TBI related to his recent health scare, and is unable to communicate fully.

I predict he will show up to vote while in a wheel chair and be completely silent.

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u/mpjjpm 17d ago

He had a few episodes of aphasia in camera before his disappearance. I think he’s likely still alive, but completely incapacitated both physically and cognitively. He was barely capable of doing anything before anyway. If he’s able to sit upright in a chair, they’ll wheel him into the Capitol.

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u/TheLastLarvitar 17d ago

Full Weekend at Bernies.

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u/mydogisatortoise 17d ago

Gonna be in the captain pike chair

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u/Arizonagaragelifter9 17d ago

Just in case anyone needed a reminder of how old this fucker is that has so much influence on your life, he was 2 years old on actual D Day

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u/Legitimate-Garlic959 17d ago

It blows my mind how those in power get to bypass every law and rule without consequences, while ordinary people suffer just trying to cover basic needs like housing, healthcare, and bills. These politicians consistently vote against the working class and abuse their authority, using "democracy" as a convenient shield to do whatever they want.

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u/Well_Dunn 17d ago

Mitch McConnel died on his way back to his home planet Senate

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u/snagsguiness 17d ago

What is your least favorite vegetable and why is it Mitch McConnell?

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u/kerthard 17d ago edited 17d ago

A week of No-call no-show for both senators and representatives should be an automatic resignation.

Failure to appear for 6 consecutive weeks for any reason should also count as resignation.

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u/Hoggel123 17d ago

Is he still in the "hospital". Imagine the medical bill for your average person.

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u/Wildfathom9 17d ago

This mitch McConnell bullshit really throws it in your face how corrupt and fucked republicans are.

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u/helper619 17d ago

If I didn’t show up to my job for a day I’d be fired.

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u/Skate_faced 17d ago

Kinda fucked up they can find a anti Trump shitposter and send an FBI agent to their house, but can't nobody can find McConnel?

Woman needs a medical abortion? Track her across the lands. But an immobilized Mitch? Hell nah.

Maybe if someone reported him as brown to ICE they'd be able to find him faster.

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u/_______luke 17d ago

He won't show and nothing will be done about it. And really, nobody should be surprised at all by that turn of events.

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u/cheetahlip Ohio 17d ago

So did he show up?

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u/Devil_in_Mexico 17d ago

This is the only reason I clicked this thread.

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u/shadowdra126 Georgia 17d ago

He is still getting paid and therefore stealing from the American people.

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u/nubbynickers 17d ago

Governor Andy Bashear should just lower flags to half mast and announce the date of his memorial. 

Closed casket in the state capital rotunda.

And if they release photos of him, just continue. It's not proof he's alive.

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u/mestar12345 17d ago

There was a video of him being confused and lost even before the hospitalization, and his staff had to correct his vote. He was not all there even then, why is nobody talking about that video?

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u/thedailybeast ✔ The Daily Beast 17d ago

The Senate returns to Washington, D.C. for the first time in more than five weeks, but it remains to be seen whether Mitch McConnell will show up for work.

The 84-year-old Kentucky senator has been absent for 92 days after being hospitalized on June 14. His team has remained tight-lipped on whether he would be back after the August recess.

The Senate convenes at 3 pm ET for the first time since leaving town on August 10. The first vote is at 5:30pm ET.

Read the full story, here.

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u/Tsar-A-Lago Canada 17d ago

I mean, if he walks in there, smiling and waving... 3 months, you couldn't call the Governor for 30 seconds? While the whole world speculates you're dead?

He is fucking dead, of course, but imagine the gall. Even for Mitch McConnell that'd be a dick move of the millennium.

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u/Made_Human_Music 17d ago

At this point, there’s really nothing Moscow Mitch can do that would make me hate him more and nothing would surprise me coming from this scumbag turtle

And like all Republicans, he clearly doesn’t care what anyone else thinks about him as long as he’s getting his money and destroying the country bit by bit

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u/7askingforafriend 17d ago

Also, what kind of job pays you for 5 weeks off and then when you get back you don’t have to show up until 3pm? What a joke

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u/FizzyBeverage Ohio 17d ago

Who the fuck starts at 3pm if you’re not a restaurant or maybe a musician playing nights 🙄

They should be there 8am sharp. It’s a federal office. Like court.

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u/HopeADMKidsLoseLimbs 17d ago

Imagine being 83 and still wanting to like project the shit you want onto the rest of the youthful, young, growing world.

What a scumbag, I can’t even imagine living like that.

Makes me wonder like at what age did all mirth abandon him?

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u/wranglero2 17d ago

92 days without a word in person that can’t be legal.

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u/Millmoss1970 17d ago

D-day implies that something will happen. Nothing will happen.

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u/LYL_Homer 17d ago

Just appoint a replacement/have a special election - whatever is the process. Mitch is dead or brain dead, start acting like it and let the GOP prove otherwise.

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u/flossyrossy Missouri 17d ago

Our political system needs an entire overhaul from the top to the bottom at this point. There needs to be an age maximum for politicians and there needs to be set in stone protocol for major health events like this. If you cannot show up to the senate floor, you cannot do your job. Period. It isn’t like this is a woman who will be back after maternity leave, or someone broke a hip and had surgery and will return after x amount of weeks. They have had he will no longer show up weeks ago. They haven’t given the public proof of life and they haven’t even had him like video chat into a senate meeting so at the very least our representatives can see he is ok.

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u/ThreeShrikesYoureOut 17d ago

How is it D-Day? what happens if he doesn't show up? Another strongly worded letter from beshear?

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u/Jazzlike_Camera_5782 17d ago

Please stop allowing daily beast “articles” to be posted

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u/Ok-Stranger-7072 17d ago edited 16d ago

This shit is so enraging to me. This man HAS BEEN DEAD GONE FOR LIKE 3 MONTHS and our admin is just ignoring it!!! Everybody is so tired to even have the emotional capacity to care but it's probably the most brazen example of this admin's corruption/double standards. He votes against maternity leave but can take a break with no info for months. Feel like I live in a horrible simulation where all the worst things happen and no one around me cares or worse, they cheer it on! I'm going crazy.

Edit; Well fuck y'all, he's alive.

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u/genericreddituser147 17d ago

To be fair, he might not be dead. He might have just had a massive stroke and is no longer mentally competent to serve. We won’t know until after the midterms either way because the government is completely corrupt and the biggest media entities with the most access won’t do their jobs.

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u/Shurlz 17d ago

I feel like they are low key running this to see if they can pull the same for Trump

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u/Grrimafish 17d ago

Fuck consequences at this point! I would like even just one singular consequence. Let's start there. Please.

Fucking begging you.

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u/Additional-Ideal-817 17d ago

As of right now he is 1 hour and twenty two minutes late to work. He’s dead or a vegetable.

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u/Ok-Top-3519 17d ago

I’m betting that he’s laid up somewhere in bed post CVA.

We all saw him having multiple TIA’s on TV and how many other “mini strokes” he’s had while not in public.

He probably had the big one when DC Metro FD was loading him into the ambulance.

Just my educated guess with no patient contact, just my observations.

I could be wrong, but I hope he’s A/O (x4) to watch Trump destroy everything that he was to chicken shit to stop post 1/6. Not me mention the other ways he set the US back.

Just laying in bed drooling, being fed, and shitting his diaper.

Fuck MM and DJT

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u/97zx6r 17d ago

The guy that has spent his career making sure we’re not giving money or benefits to people not working has been pulling a paycheck for the last 92 days while no call no show to his job. Figures.

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u/Snadzies 17d ago

I don't think he is dead or brain dead, but I bet he is in such a diminished state that he is basically a drooling blank that needs to be constantly fed and changed and is either completely unresponsive or might be able to blink for limited interactions.