r/politics • u/T_Shurt • 19h ago

Possible Paywall Hegseth Announces Elon Musk and Newt Gingrich Will Help Lead Military

https://newrepublic.com/post/216045/pete-hegseth-elon-musk-newt-gingrich-help-lead-military
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u/VariationDry 19h ago

This is the stupidest thing I have read all month.

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u/SurroundTiny 19h ago

The title left out the third person; Palmer Lucky. Designer of Occulus VR, co-founder of Anduril Industries, self described 'radical Zionist ', and brother-in-law of Matt Gaetz.

See? It did get dumber.

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u/Throwawaylikeme90 19h ago

The immersive Jackstation goggles ceo is related to known (alleged) sex trafficker matt gaetz and co founded a company with Epstein associate Peter Thiel? That anduril?

Legit had no idea occulus was owned by such a syphilitic turbotaint. Not shocked, but definitely surprised.Ā 

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u/UtopiaInProgress 18h ago

'syphilitic turbotaint' is very, very good. just sayin.

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u/Throwawaylikeme90 18h ago

Thank you, Iā€™m a published poet. I like to show that craft in my insults as well. šŸ’…

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u/structured_anarchist 14h ago

There might be a problem considering that the word taint has already been used widely to describe the Tate brothers. You might want to consider another ass-related word to use in place of taint. I've grown used to referring to the Taint Brothers. Maybe syphilitic micro-scrotum? Or crab-ridden genital wart?

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u/DazzlingRutabega 13h ago

Year but this isnt just any old taint. This is a TurboTaint(tm)!

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u/DazzlingRutabega 13h ago

Dude. "TurboTaint" by itself is very good! šŸ¤£