r/sportsgossips • u/Choice_Bag_8869 • 7h ago

Spicy Kim Jong-Un Ended Friendship With Dennis Rodman After He Defecated In North Korean Hotel During Visit

https://www.essentiallysports.com/nba-legends-basketball-news-kim-jong-un-ended-friendship-with-dennis-rodman-after-he-allegedly-defecated-in-north-korean-hotel-during-visit/
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u/Guilty-Cow4325 7h ago

Dennis Rodman befriending an evil dictator only to get drunk and shit on his floor is...somehow, kind of where I expected that to end up?

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u/Euler007 6h ago

The word floor in the title would have been valuable context. I thought he just stank up the bathroom.

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u/kermitthebeast 4h ago

"C'mon Dennis, you know the toilets aren't connected to anything!" - Great Leader

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u/Broad-Row6422 3h ago

It’s all pipes! - Great Costanza

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u/Expensive-Step-6551 3h ago

Made me think of "The Dictator" when Aladeen is talking about Osama hiding out in his palace.

"You just have to go to the bathroom after him. You go to the bathroom after Osama, you will realize the true meaning of terrorism."

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u/ncat2k03 2h ago

That’s the impression the media wanted out of you. Kim is bizarre, unreasonable and fickle. Not saying he’s not all of that, but I’ve lost faith in fair reporting long time ago.

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u/upthedips 16m ago

The actual headline doesn't even mention why they had a falling out.

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u/Unusually_Happy_TD 5h ago

My dumbass read the title as “defected” and I was wondering how on earth an American citizen could defect from North Korea. Somehow reading this comment was surprising but not shocking

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u/garys22872 4h ago

Same i was like how…… o 💩

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u/toben81234 6h ago

I mean who hasn't shit on a hotel floor though. It's those things that really brings friends closer.

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u/GoodPointMan 2h ago

It’s still on brand… it’s just a really weird brand

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u/johntwoods 6h ago

I mean, they were getting schwifty. What can ya do?

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u/earfeater13 7h ago

Must have been some shit

https://giphy.com/gifs/6WnGWwmwWvxCw

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u/Obvious_Toe_3006 6h ago

A "Bono" class shit, not quite a Randy Marsh class but still a biggie.

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u/Just_what_i_am 6h ago

Must have been 15 kourics

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u/justinomorales 4h ago

I don’t get the Bono reference and I am afraid to google it.
https://giphy.com/gifs/5lfCgCmkOCvra

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u/ducksekoy123 13m ago

It’s a South Park joke from… 19 years ago

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u/TechTechOnATechDeck 3h ago

Must of been about 5 Katie Couric’s

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u/SqueakNRoar 4h ago

I thought he would’ve been grateful for that shit. Don’t they compost their own shit over there?

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u/earfeater13 3h ago

I think thats a little beyond my scope of knowledge when it comes to north korea lol

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u/HerbertWest_81 7h ago

Tragic end to such an enduring friendship.

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u/Able_Engineering1350 6h ago

If a little turd on a floor could end it so easily, was it ever truelyfriendship in the first place anyway?

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u/geardownson 6m ago

It must have been mistaken for a WMD due to size.

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u/PreparationHot980 7h ago

There goes our link to diplomacy in the dprk 🤣

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u/SerDuncanonyall 6h ago

Kim Jong-ewwww

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u/FuqueYoo 6h ago

Reading the current headlines makes me think the South Park guys are actually writing our future just to mess with us

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u/No-Time5410 3h ago

Maybe it's like Arrival, and they experience time differently.

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u/LeftHandedScissor 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TlK63EHvdTL2sGjBfVK
Well yeah James Franco taught us he doesn't pee or poo

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u/BestBettor 7h ago

Kin Jong Un: *Has people murdered at a party

Rodman: “Let’s keep the party going!!”

Rodman *shits on the floor

Kim: “sorry I can’t see you again that’s too crazy”

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u/impossiber 1h ago

When you don’t have a butthole, someone shitting on the floor can be extra insensitive

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u/Tough-Ad-2920 6h ago

Is your first sentence true? Was it part of the joke or did he really do that?

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u/cool_pillo 6h ago

Are you living under a rock brother?

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u/Tough-Ad-2920 6h ago

I guess so! I knew he murdered people but I wasn’t sure if the party part was true or just part of the joke.

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u/qwase123 5h ago

Replace any activity in a Dr. Seuss book with murder and you’ve got Kim’s day-to-day

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u/Doctor_Saved 6h ago

Was he supposed to use the outhouse?

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u/BattousaiRound2SN 6h ago

Nah... He was not Jessie Owen after winning Olympics and going back to US.

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u/r_slash 6h ago

It’s not his fault, he just hasn’t adapted to their culture yet

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u/Prestigious-Art1889 6h ago

this is probably funniest thing i read today

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u/techman710 6h ago

Dennis Rodman blows up North Korean hotel. Kim Jong-Un promises retaliatory strike.

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u/doned_mest_up 2h ago

Defecated, not defected… phew… still a weird headline, but at least it makes sense.

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u/tykneedanser 6h ago

Defecated on a NK hotel…the Worm can’t hold its liquor

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u/Adventurous_Try_2718 6h ago

If he would have just cleaned it up……

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u/AranasLatrain 6h ago

Where did you want him to shit? In the streets?

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u/ghengiscostanza 6h ago

Friendship ended with Rodman. Now Salman is best friend. 

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u/Hemlock_Pagodas 6h ago

That see harsh. We can’t all be gods that never poo.

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u/Gnome__Alone 6h ago

It was the corn kernels

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u/kayemmsee 6h ago

Who among us hasn't done the same?

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u/ProfessionalNo5932 6h ago

The dude was allegedly super fucking drunk and shit on the floor of the hotel room. Now why is that not hard to believe???

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u/ForgottenPassword3 4h ago

Guess we'll have to rewrite the ending to that Rodman + North Korean fanfic.

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u/CADman0909 3h ago

I was thinking Tucker Max running down the hotel lobby with poop flying everywhere.

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u/alfonsobob 3h ago

If you can't handle him at his worst, you don't deserve him at his best.

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u/Bekindstrong 3h ago

This story is complete shit

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u/Bekindstrong 3h ago

Upper deck him next time

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u/TheMrBent 3h ago

He’s still has a broken dick.

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u/mfk_1974 3h ago

Good thing he never had dinner with President Bush.

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u/DoctorMelvinMirby 2h ago

Not even near the top of weirdest headlines and/or occurrences this week.

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u/Millennialnerds 2h ago

Probably because Kim Jong doesn’t actually poop.

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u/Couldnt_Be_Thirstier 2h ago

Imagine being so awful that Kim Jong-Un ends the friendship for valid reasons.

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u/Woompa78 1h ago

I have not amber heard about this incident.

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u/misfitofscience76 1h ago

Was it an upper decker?

Only reason to destabilize East-West relations

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u/Govbarney 58m ago

This is going to end with Rodman tending a bar in a small Pennsylvanian town under a fake name

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u/Shag1166 6h ago

Perfected ending for 2 shitty fucking assholes!

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u/Legitimate-Week7885 6h ago

One asshole was a little shittier than the other

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u/rexeditrex 6h ago

Everyone knows in North Korea you only defecate in the streets.

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u/MikeyCinLB 5h ago

Time to go with Amber Heard.