r/BrandNewSentence • • Jul 31 '26

We are looking for moderators!

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We've god a decent hand full of mods in this subreddit at the moment, but two or three more mods to increase our numbers and ensure we don't get overwhelmed during periods of high activity would be great. So, mod applications are still open!

No experience necessary, if you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed or approved for the first week or so, as you get a feel for it, so we know you’re settling in well.

Keep in mind that this is a volunteer position. You aren’t expected to mod all day every day, and you're not going to get paid or anything.

Before you apply, please note a few requirements:

* This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English is a requirement
* If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.
* Profiles that are private in any way will be an instant rejection, unless you're willing to make them public as long as you're a mod here.
* You will need Discord to apply, as that is where we have all our mod discussions. We'll be briefly vetting you as well!

If interested, please answer the following questions and send them via modmail.

Do not send your application as a comment.

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are specific problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? If no, skip this question.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link of an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Leave a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

Don't worry about keeping your application too short or too long. Say what you think!


r/BrandNewSentence • • 13d ago

Mod notice: Polymarket and Friends, don’t be free advertising

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Manufactured sentences from gambling and similar organisations that purely generate sentences to ‘go viral’ and to encourage sharing in subs like this, such as Polymarket, are prohibited and go against Rule 1.

Please, don’t give gambling websites free advertising. They earn more than enough money to pay for ads like everyone else and their content isn’t funny, it is a marketing department making it seem funny.

If you use Polymarket or any similar gambling services, please seek assistance from local gambling addiction support services. The house always wins.


r/BrandNewSentence • • 3h ago

A man used the Pain steering paper to set up an AI torture chamber in which he trapped a local model.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1h ago

ur mom takes a break from hysterically crying to hit her vape during the euthanasia of ur dog

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 18h ago

"Women are being advised to play copyrighted Disney music when they spot men secretly recording them with Meta glasses."

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 9h ago

May Allah bless you with the worst wife and now somehow we’re getting married

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 3h ago

"The old period stains on my underwear perfectly leading me to where I now should place my pad"

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 14h ago

Unlicensed TikTok-adjacent micro dairy.

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What, you mean you've never said that?


r/BrandNewSentence • • 19m ago

Escoy jumdelend !

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

FART girl meets SHART girl!!!.....im not doing those emojis lol

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 17h ago

“My bf is tryna make me block my rapist 😭”

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 17h ago

A man dubbed "Fecalangelo" has been caught on camera dropping a hot one in front of his son at a Bunnings Warehouse in Coffs Harbour.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 16h ago

She Thought The Sea Lions Would Accept Her Costume

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 5h ago

the hottest and most intelligent way to exist is to take your work brutally seriously and yourself playfully unseriously.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

Ragebaited myself...

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

y’all are wanting spider-man but walk past Peter Parker everyday

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 14h ago

"He is sandboxes for ai safety reasons"

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

white airheads look like if cum was a military ration

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 6h ago

A man dubbed Fecalangelo

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1h ago

What should be the god worshipping fee for lactating women at my Soviet step grandmother's aura alteration centre?

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1h ago

"After you eat 200 people-..."

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 6h ago

When the judge announced a death penalty for me but Ronaldo wants to take it

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

"Local Alcohol Enthusiast says he eats liver before he drinks so the alcohol won't know which liver to attack"

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

I stuck my bosses trackball up my ass for 30 mins and put back into his mouse.(no Remorse)

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