r/BrandNewSentence • • 19h ago

"Women are being advised to play copyrighted Disney music when they spot men secretly recording them with Meta glasses."

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u/johnnylovelace 18h ago

“I’m getting fed up with this orgasm”

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u/chaotic4059 17h ago

No, that's for stopping your brainwashed daughter from killing you

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u/InsultingFerret 14h ago

only for the first 7 days after you reactivate her tho

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u/Commercial-Snow2877 12h ago

Elite ball knowledge. Very elite

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u/AerondightWielder 8h ago

"You're telling me, how do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Oh wait, that was about the little boy in the forest. My bad.