r/CasualUK • • 11h ago

Evri are trialling delivery robots and, as you might expect from this brand, they are laughably terrible.

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u/Maleficent-Drive4056 10h ago

I'm no expert but the robot looks ridiculously unstable?

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u/Intelligent-Quit3687 10h ago

I, on the other hand am an expert and in my expert opinion - the robot is unstable and shit.

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u/Jat616 8h ago

I too am an expert and I think they look brilliant! A true revolution to the business! Certainly no obvious problems or shortcomings!
[Comment paid for by Evri]

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u/SleepDeprived62 7h ago

do you get paid every time you say it?

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u/Jat616 7h ago

I've sadly been informed Evri lost my payment for the comment.

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u/Nuclear_Geek 7h ago

Plus you weren't going to get paid anyway. You broke Evri's policy by delivering it at an appropriate time and place.

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u/WineWeinVino 10h ago

Even Johnny 5 looks more stable.

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u/Strange_Beat_9287 8h ago

Maybe not emotionally though...no disassemble Stephanie, NO DISASSEMBLE!!!

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u/44Ridley 7h ago

The trauma of watching this as a child - Seeing your childhood hero getting smashed in the eye by loco gang bangers.

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u/cgarnett1988 5h ago

Honestly a Johnny 5 would have been better

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u/TheGloomyWoodpecker 5h ago

Los locos kick your ass. Los locos kick your face. Los locos kick your balls INTO OUTER SPACE!

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u/existential_chaos 10h ago

Definitely don't need to be an expert to notice that.

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u/GonzoBurger 9h ago

I decided half way through watching it that it was a joke. Haha, I'm confused that it isn't.

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u/maelie 7h ago

I'm guessing the person who edited this knows exactly what they were doing!

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u/Neoliberal_Nightmare 9h ago

This has surely got to be a parody sketch

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u/dvb70 6h ago

I have seen the ones they are actually using in the US and they are very robust with 4 wheels and low centres of gravity. These things in comparison look like a total joke. Anyone can see they are going to be terrible which really makes you wonder about the abilities of whoever gave the go ahead for them.

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u/spedeedeps 5h ago

We've got those but I don't think they have studded tyres or all wheel drive...

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u/BrowsingOnMaBreak 8h ago

Right like why is it so high off the ground

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u/Xylophone1904 11h ago

I like the Evri woman saying hiring Christmas temps shows these robots aren’t to replace couriers… what are they for then? It’s not even a good lie.

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u/AlternativeSignal973 10h ago

They’re a “complimentary service to support them” obviously….
/s

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u/Exceedingly 10h ago

The Christmas temps are there to rescue the parcels from toppled over robots

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u/InjuringMax2 9h ago

Don't worry, the porch pirates will see to that. Finally get them to do some leg work instead of hanging around the estates waiting for the scheduled delivery

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u/Naughteus_Maximus 7h ago

Don't worry about porch pirates, this is Evri's next prototype

https://giphy.com/gifs/C8gx4YmO2N6GkUgcWr

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u/mistikulo 6h ago

Until it reaches some steps

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u/MaskedBunny 6h ago

Open the door, you have 10 seconds to comply!

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u/pineapplecharm 9h ago

Complimentary

So the robots just stand at the side of the road congratulating the humans on a job well done?

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u/Mutagrawl 7h ago

"Well done. You delivered 1/10 parcels today. That's more than yesterday!"

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u/EirloUK 10h ago

Chinny reckon

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u/-SaC History spod 9h ago

This one deserves the full Jimmy Hill or Tutenkhamun two-fisted chinny reckon.

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u/Floofieunderpants 10h ago

Cor haven't heard this since I was at school ... Too many moons ago 😂

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u/Own_Boysenberry_6499 10h ago

She just whispered the "not yet" when the camera stopped rolling.

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u/DEFarnes Smoke me a Kipper, I'll be back for Breakfast! 10h ago

With her fingers crossed behind her back.

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u/Kidkaboom1 7h ago

Forgetting so easily that her job requires her to find shmucks to hire... And if they don't need to hire people, she's in the shitter

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u/fatveg 8h ago

Can they open gates? Knock on doors?

Put parcels in wheelie bins? Throw them over fences? Get the address completely wrong?

The lady was right, they wont replace humans.

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u/Super_Shallot2351 10h ago

Choosing to build it with two legs does suggest they're not serious. But we knew that about Evri anyway.

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u/philipwhiuk on Thames 10h ago

Evri didn’t build these - they just got the cheapest bid

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u/Crow_eggs 9h ago

From a 19 year old dressed like a member of Spandau Ballet.

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u/Idlewants 9h ago

with his fancy earrings, oo-rah ring and thousand pounds watch, they got done.

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u/Nuclear_Geek 7h ago

Nah, he's clearly a Bajoran.

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u/Crow_eggs 7h ago

So's Martin Kemp. Gold is about returning home after fighting the Cardassians during the occupation of Bajor.

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u/bigpurplebang 6h ago

literally came to see if there was a Bajoran call-out and not disappoint

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u/Southportdc 10h ago

Didn't you listen? She said it's definitely not about replacing them. And who would know better than Evri? Case closed.

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u/Flavoursome_Maggot 10h ago

She sounded like AI too 😭

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u/Actual_Orchid_1538 8h ago

Asked ai for a press release that hides the fact they want to stop hiring people.

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u/Tim-Sanchez 10h ago

Seems like they're trying to overengineer something, those 4-wheel robots in Milton Keynes are surely better than this? They couldn't handle stairs or tricky terrain, but you could surely get them to map a local area and figure out step-free routes.

Also, surely this can only deliver a few small parcels at a time? Paying rock bottom rates to have someone drive a car full of parcels seems like it would surely be cheaper than this.

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u/Own_Boysenberry_6499 10h ago

Honestly Evri should just invest in trebuchets.

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u/Avenger1324 10h ago

Partnering up with JustYeet

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u/fallapart_startagain 8h ago

LITERALLY. I once found my "delivered" parcel chucked in a church courtyard 5 doors down.

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u/Wind-and-Waystones 10h ago

I figured they already had them in the van to ensure your parcel ends up on the roof

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u/rich_27 10h ago

I don't even mind wheels on legs, that's pretty neat for climbing steps, but just give it three of them so it doesn't need to waste so much computation, effort, and energy on constantly balancing!

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u/Rossrox 10h ago

How else will they simulate the feel of receiving a battered parcel from your local Evri delivery driver?

I'd say they're doing everything right.

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u/jordsta95 10h ago

I believe the idea of the delivery robots is not to replace the man in the van entirely (that's a different thing to replace) but to replace the man delivering from van to door.

Let's say you live at the postcode AB12 3CD. Instead of the driver bringing your parcel to your front door, they would have a drop-off location for AB12 (or maybe AB11-13, depending on how large areas are), and from there the robots would drive to your front door.

It doesn't matter if the robots are slow, because all of the deliveries for the expensive asset (the human) have been made. So Evri only need to pay the driver for the trip between the local depot and the drop-off point, rather than local depot to your house, to David's house, to Emma's house, etc. until their van is empty.

But we have to make this sound like something YOU would want, otherwise why would you accept robots driving along the streets all day? Simple. With the delivery robot, you can specify when you will be available. Rather than Evri saying "We will deliver your parcel between 2pm-3pm" (and then not showing up until 3:30pm and leaving it behind a bin anyway), they will say "Your parcel is now at your local drop-off point, when do you want it" - and if you're a 20 minute "drive" (at robot speed) away, you can have it to your door as soon as 20 minutes from now.

Obviously, there will still need to be some deliveries made from the van, for example if you have ordered a flatpack wardrobe; the robot won't be able to carry that. But it cuts out all of the door-to-door deliveries for the smaller items.

Personally, I think the design of their robot makes sense... But it's flawed.

I can see the vision. Two long "legs" which will be able to adjust to slopes and whatnot better than the smaller 4-wheel robots that Milton Keynes used. But the legs on Evri's robot need to be further spread apart (not sure if they can do this though, without it being too wide to be used on a pavement) and a third wheel (so it's in a tricycle layout) to ensure it is less likely to fall over.

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u/Reccalovesdancing 9h ago

But you still have to have someone loading the parcels into the robot at the drop-off point, and at that stage the human may as well do the drop-offs themselves. They and the parcels are already right there lol

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u/Banes_Addiction 10h ago

Seems like they're trying to overengineer something, those 4-wheel robots in Milton Keynes are surely better than this? 

The Starship bots are six wheels, right? Designed to move on four at a time to handle bumps etc.

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u/Unusual-Coat383 11h ago

Why two legs though?

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u/RedPandaReturns 10h ago

As is tradition for Evri, it's the worst decision they could have made, so they made it.

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u/Mystrasun 9h ago

I mean they must be leaning into it at this point

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u/Crow_eggs 8h ago

Much like that robot leans into it when it vomits your parcel onto the floor and then collapses.

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u/DistrustPilot 11h ago

Easier to kick over

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u/nailbunny2000 10h ago

These are going to end up in the bottom of every canal in the country.

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u/Avenger1324 10h ago

Easier to kick your parcel over the fence as is the Evri way.

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u/mobfather 10h ago

Which, if you are in Barnsley, is 100% going to happen.

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u/GreenGhoblin 10h ago

Honestly I think you could be literally anywhere in the country and somebody’s going to give into the idea of drop kicking it

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u/Tiny_Cauliflower_618 10h ago

I'm in a wheelchair and my intrusive thoughts would be going bananas.

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u/GreenGhoblin 9h ago

Full speed like a bowling ball. I accept nothing less.

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u/Longjumping_Tour_613 8h ago

Hopefully it's AI doesn't see you as a potential mate...

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u/Hamsternoir 9h ago

If you don't already have massive blades fitted to your wheels, chariot style then please do consider it.

Would be great to see these things being chopped down.

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u/West-Season-2713 9h ago

Jesus, if I saw one of these things at 2am after a night out I couldn’t resist.

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u/GreenGhoblin 9h ago

I could just imagine having a shocker of a day at work. Or you just had a big argument with your partner or something. Just an absolute shit day. And you see this trundling two wheeled toaster coming towards you.

What are you supposed to do ? Not Spartan kick it ? That’s impossible .

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u/wbbigdave 10h ago

As is our civic duty

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u/CodeToManagement 10h ago

If it doesn’t fall over multiple times how will it reliably destroy your parcel in transit?

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u/BigFanOfOakTrees 10h ago

It was meant to have 4 legs but they delivered the other 2 to the wrong address

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u/DrStumbleDog 10h ago

I mean, why make something sturdy and sensible when apparently the more obvious route is to make a something top heavy and impractical? 

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u/pharlax 10h ago

It's an odd choice. As we all know: two-legs bad

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u/Important_Leading_93 10h ago

four legs good

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u/TheShakyHandsMan 10h ago

All robots are equal but some are more equal than others.

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u/Gooseuk360 10h ago

Evri boss has been playing too much Kojima.

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u/Forsaken-Winner2359 8h ago

They need to continue their legacy of being shit

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u/philipwhiuk on Thames 10h ago

Designed for human-targeted environments.

Legs vs say wheels is a vigorous debate in robotics

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u/TheThiefMaster 10h ago

Four legs can navigate most human environments just fine without falling over

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u/JimboTCB 9h ago

Three wheels would be fine as well and a lot more stable. Most human-targetted environments are also made to accomodate wheelchairs, pushchairs etc., and it's not like these things are going to be scaling the north face of the Eiger.

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u/CruzyLikesTheStock 11h ago

Yeah, let’s see how that fairs up sending into the wrong estate and being robbed/mugged. Also, the parcel is just hanging out the back …

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u/ForgeUK 11h ago edited 10h ago

Waiting for the Chavvie remake.

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u/EirloUK 11h ago

The robot will be hijacked for drug runs.

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u/Jamesyroo Alright bab? 10h ago

The robot: “beep boop. I am here to deliver your 🚨 MASSIVE BAG OF COKE 🚨 “

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u/ClacksInTheSky 10h ago

Add some personality to them. Have them call it "Flour WINK. WINK"

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u/GourangaPlusPlus 10h ago

We tried adding the Superhans personality but it just took all the drugs

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u/Peas_Are_Real 10h ago

Then found it could run to Windsor.

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u/entered_bubble_50 10h ago

In his defense, they are very more-ish

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u/Southportdc 10h ago

Day 1: 1,000 glorious new robots have been sent out into service

Day 2: up to 750 of the robots are believed to be in canals

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u/Still-Worldliness-44 7h ago

Day 3: the remaining 250 robots have been trapped by strategically placed traffic cones

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u/Tim-Sanchez 11h ago

They make it very clear it's a trial, I think securing the parcel is much easier than the other issues this robot seems to be having

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u/Idlewants 11h ago

is that a Bajoran?

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u/doctajonez_uk 10h ago

By the prophets, you're right!

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u/Surfing-Wookie 10h ago

Dammit, beat me by 15 minutes

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u/papes_ 11h ago

Why've they chosen such a tall robot that can't self-recover if it topples as their vehicle?? This seems like a much harder problem to solve in the UK than it is in somewhere like LA, as we tend to have slightly more avant-garde public walkways

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u/TheShakyHandsMan 10h ago

They need to take inspiration from Robot Wars and install Srimechs.

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u/DanteThaScrub 10h ago

Now I’m picturing a depot run run by the various Robot Wars robots! Sgt Bash immolating parcels, Sir Kill-a-lot picking them up with the jaws of life, Matilda whacking them into the van with the flywheel… all while Johnathon Pearce commentates.

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u/TheShakyHandsMan 10h ago

That series shows we have a great wealth of experience designing robots.

Which of the competing robots would make the best delivery bots?

I imagine Chaos 2 having the most Evri like experience by being able to yeet the parcel somewhere in the vicinity of the delivery address.

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u/DanteThaScrub 10h ago

Good shout. I can only picture Razer pootling along with a box crushed in its beak, just to get stuck on the first bit of gravel it encounters!

Actually I’m wondering if the robots do already work at the depot 😂

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u/Not_Mushroom_ 9h ago

SIR KILLERLOT........has just delivered your parcel, how did they do?

Well he killed the cat and I've only got half a front door now but 5 stars, delivered before the estimate.

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u/ArisenIncarnate 8h ago

This would still be better than an Evri delivery

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u/invicta-uk 10h ago

Ah yes, just what you need with your fragile glassware, the Evri robot falling onto its back and flipping upright with an aggressive bash into the ground 😂 to be fair I guess it’ll still arrive in better condition than most Evri deliveries

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u/AncientProduce 10h ago

4 legs would have been better, then it could even go up stairs instead of fall over the curb and lay there in the rain for 5 days.

Bad design.

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u/LO6Howie 10h ago

Paying for two extra legs? Not on Evri’s watch

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u/double-happiness 8h ago

So what you're saying is "four legs good, two legs bad", right?

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u/Fallcious 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SVI9nccwH3sz5XJhbK
I feel like we’ve already solved this problem.

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u/Still-Worldliness-44 10h ago

Yeah and there's no way it will handle a heavy dense load or something where the weight can shift internally. 

And no way it can handle tree lined roads, uneven curves, broken pavements, bins, fly tipped rubbish, dog shit, curb parkers, teenagers, flying ant day...

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u/GodzillaUK 10h ago

Even Hypno-Disk learned it's lesson and added a self righting mechanism.

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u/Combat_Orca 10h ago

Maybe hypno disc could be commissioned to do some deliveries? What thief is gonna take a chance against that fiend

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u/DrStumbleDog 10h ago

I don't understand why this design would be the one you'd go for. 

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u/Alas_boris 11h ago

The BBC are coming to film today, maybe I can wear my hypnotic dangly ear rings to distract viewers from the obviously crap robot.

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u/Idlewants 10h ago

bought from a star trek convention

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u/dogtrousers 10h ago

A convention?? He's clearly Bajoran.

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u/RebelStarbridge 10h ago

I was hoping to see this comment

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u/liamrich93 10h ago

"And I'll wear my super-sharp beige suit since I definitely won't have to kneel down to do any maintenance."

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u/GourangaPlusPlus 10h ago

The market for 80s front men was down this decade, so I've went into the robots instead

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u/CappriGirl 10h ago

Came here to say this. Robots also look like they came here from the 1980's.

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u/-SaC History spod 9h ago

It looks like Johnny 5's brother who goes to a special school with big gates because he bites people.

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u/Flavoursome_Maggot 10h ago

He’s going to have very muddy knees by the end of each day. He’ll spend a small fortune on dry cleaning.

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u/liamrich93 9h ago edited 8h ago

It'll be pennies to a co-founder of a robotics company contracted to one of the most confusingly successful courier companies in the UK.

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u/MudgetBinge 10h ago

I thought he was trying to bring back new romance fashion

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u/KingDaveRa 8h ago

Together in electric dreams

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u/secondincomm 10h ago

Wearing his Xerxes cosplay from the film 300

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u/LucifersPromoter 9h ago

I wondered if he had to take time off from his 80s power pop act for the shoot

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u/hereforcontroversy 10h ago

“It’s not about replacing humans” hears it all before. what a fucking lie

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u/metroracerUK I run marathons and eat Greggs 7h ago

Yeah, if I get a delivery from one of these robots I’ll do the honourable thing and lay it on its side at the end of the drive.

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u/Stunning_Comment_400 11h ago

This has to be a joke right as the CO foudner is dressed like a yuppy form the 80s. Like this is satire right? RIGHT!!

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u/RodneyRodnesson 10h ago

My ability to discern satire from reality decreases every day!

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u/jeweliegb Eh up 🦆 8h ago

I honestly thought this was AI generated satire at the start.

I'm still suspicious of it, it totally has "I'm blatantly taking the Michael" vibes.

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u/jubileeandrews 10h ago

I thought it was a sketch too.

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u/SpikySheep 10h ago

Yeah, this has got to be comedy. That robot is too bad even for Evri.

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u/Correct_Yesterday111 9h ago

That was my exact reaction. But this is Evri so anything is a joke regarding them

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u/r_mutt69 10h ago

Why get a human to abandon your parcel in the street when you can get a robot to do it

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u/SomeShiitakePoster 10h ago

"It's not about replacing people"

I think it is though isn't it

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u/Nobodyimportant6894 10h ago

Boycott this. Protect human employment

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u/buntypieface 11h ago

Thin end of the unemployment wedge right there

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u/PantherEverSoPink 10h ago

Is.....um, sorry, I've been poorly, um.....is it April Fools Day?

Have they brought back BrassEye? Or is that Robert Webb looking incredible for his age in a new sketch?

Very very confused over here

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u/aerojonno 10h ago

Ironically, today is as far from April fools day as it is possible to be.

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u/WideConversation1989 11h ago edited 10h ago

That robot looks ill-designed for places like Sheffield, areas with lots of hills and tougher terrain.

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u/ObjectiveRun6 10h ago

Hell, it looks ill-designed for the UK in general. Our streets and roads are rough and bumpy, and often a patchwork of surface repairs and potholes.

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u/A_Cat_Typingg 11h ago

Another excuse for Evri to hide behind when they steal your parcel.

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u/BitterOtter 10h ago

Who on earth thought something tall with high centre of gravity carrying a potentially heavy and probably unsecured weight, and only two skinny wheels close together would ever be a good idea? There are small children who could tell you that's dumb. I get that the idea is the device compensates and use gyros etc, but that just isn't going to work outside ideal circumstances. Anything that would work across a wide range of conditions, obstacles and the like is likely to be prohibitively expensive.

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u/Lavidius 8h ago

Evri continue to make the mundane unachievable

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u/ZolotoGold 10h ago

We've got Bajorans now in the UK?

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u/Neat-Acanthaceae2755 11h ago

Not a gripe at the robot but what is the quality of this voice over? Quote obviously just recorded on a phone in some random room. 

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u/BigFanOfOakTrees 10h ago

I made this clip. Look, it was a Friday, I'd tripped at lunch and got fucking soup all down me, I lost a contact lens, I was a bit rough from an unplanned 6 pints Thurs arvo, I just couldn't be fucked to get all the equipment out the car so I just did it on my phone while I was in a maccies shitter. Just leave it will ya?

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u/SpantasticFoonerism 10h ago

Fucking poetry, that

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u/Nswl 10h ago

They ordered studio quality microphones but the robot was the one delivering them

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u/Jamesyroo Alright bab? 11h ago

Budget cuts at the bbc mean microphones have been replaced by cups on string

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u/Imago_x 11h ago

Is Evri deserving of anything more?

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u/Magalabungalaho 10h ago

Just speak into the phone in my pants pocket it’s fine.

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u/PatientPlatform 10h ago

Just another way to reduce working opportunities for young people.

We're laughing now, but this will improve and it will be everywhere. 

Terrifying future ahead.

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u/inevitablelizard 10h ago

Also stealing yet more pavement space which should be for pedestrians. Who are already squeezed for space as it is with things like pavement parking you can even see in this video. Pavement delivery robots just should not be allowed.

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u/SenorBirdman 10h ago

The obvious joke is that as shit as this robot is is as good as the service Evei delivers now. And the horrible truth in that joke is that Evri will happily deliver as poor a service as they can whilst still making money. So obviously replacing the humans will give them better margins and they can better afford to deliver shit service.

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u/DavidBmw1986 10h ago

Does it have a built in sling shot to launch your parcel onto the roof?

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u/crimsonavenger77 Male. 48 10h ago

That's the next trial. A giant catapult at the national hub, with a navigation guideline so it lands within 20ft of your house.

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u/makk88 10h ago

I can’t see how this wouldn’t work? Artillery has been used for centuries and isn’t far off the mark, at least closer to being delivered than Evri’s conventional methods.

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u/Alive_Forever_9541 10h ago

There's an Uber Eats robot stuck on a random street in Sunderland. It's been there for months. They don't work. 

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u/Humble_Sympathy_4605 Powered by tea and sarcasm 10h ago

what in the Wallace & Gromit is this contraption?

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u/existential_chaos 10h ago

These are absolutely gonna get nicked and end up wherever traffic cones do when someone gets drunk, lol

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u/Doctor8Alters 10h ago

Once they've worked out the legs, they plan to start working on the robot's arms so it can replicate the Evri experience and yeet those parcels over your fence.

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u/MrMotorcycle94 10h ago

I just unlocked these in Death Stranding

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u/BloatedBaryonyx 10h ago

"You need the energy efficiency of wheels, but the multi-terrain capabilities of legs"

So they chose the worst combination of both: the instability of only two legs, with two tiny wheels underneath that hard-limit speed and terrain type. It seems like it's requiring a lot of power to constantly adjust it's center of balance.

I can't imagine what the designer was thinking. Perhaps they got this concept from the founder of this robotics company and made exactly as asked, because this is flawed from the get-go.
And also never mind that this is 100% going to be damaged and broken into in areas that are anything less than perfectly safe.

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u/A_Pointy_Rock 10h ago

The guy in the video says "we've done a successful delivery".

I am sure the wording was accidental, but one successful delivery...😅

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u/RodneyRodnesson 10h ago

Noticed that too. One out of how many attempts I wonder.

Years ago we trialled a courier company. Out of 6 parcels for the trial one was lost, one was delivered to an incorrect address, and one was returned to us damaged, it was wet and had tyre marks from their truck, which they only admitted was them when questioned.

The best bit, the week after the sales rep returned to ask how they'd done!

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u/jimmypadkock 10h ago

so glad they are soilving the big problems of humanity, like not being able to get shite made in china quickly enough.

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u/cathairpc 10h ago

So worse in every way than a human at this job? Like robot taxis, WHAT IS THE BENEFIT?

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u/BaronOfCray 11h ago

Surely this isint real?

So funny, I love it.

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u/DrStumbleDog 10h ago

If it wasn't a real brand I would have assumed it was from a sketch show. 

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u/NovaCorpse 10h ago

Wallace and Gromit contraption

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u/AccidentalSirens 10h ago

A Wallace invention would at least look appealing and would work efficiently until sabotaged by an evil penguin.

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u/BirchyBaby 10h ago

About as likely to deliver your parcel really..

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u/-Davster- 10h ago

Fucking up the deliveries Evri time.

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u/DEFarnes Smoke me a Kipper, I'll be back for Breakfast! 11h ago

I bet the one "successful" delivery (which is probably broken due to the falls) was to the wrong house as well.

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u/Crazy_Flex Please welcome the master of mayhem, CRAIG CHARLES 10h ago

Legally, could you get in trouble for kicking one of these over if it doesn't get out of your way?

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u/notenoughritalin 10h ago

How tf did it get an answer from the door when the doorbell was so high up?

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u/MysteriousB 10h ago

it emits a high-frequency noise until someone opens the door.

If the door is not opened within 5 seconds, the robot will spin and eject the package in a random direction

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u/tmbyfc 10h ago

So modelled on human evri drivers then

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u/Ok-Airline-8420 10h ago

Five minutes before some kid puts a stick in those spoked wheels for a laugh.

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u/Danimalomorph 10h ago

As soon as engineers started looking like him and less like aging, jeans and check shirt wearing, worry-warts with small pencils and furrowed brows robitics went to shit.

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u/aStapler 10h ago

Someone with a C in A level Business Studies trusted someone with a Third in Robotics.

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u/dwnsdp 11h ago

Why not just put it on four wheels, seems like a solved form factor

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u/DaveAKA 10h ago

The parcel yeet potential of a robot is overwhelming.

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u/TheDawiWhisperer 10h ago

Wimps, base it on an AT-AT

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u/EyeBumGaze808 10h ago

There is Evri chance you will never receive your parcel.

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u/GreenGhoblin 10h ago edited 10h ago

They should work on getting humans with cars to deliver first. They haven’t even figured that out yet.

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u/Dyx76 10h ago

This guy dressed in a shit suit fixing the robot is genuinely comedic.