r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 • 16h ago

Meme needing explanation Peetah ??

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u/VSG_Heartache 16h ago

I know it isn’t real cheese but there is no way we eat that much a day

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u/Bynming 16h ago

Are you sure the average American doesn't eat 90 pounds of cheese every day?

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u/BarbellPadawan 16h ago

We do. On average.

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u/ApparentlyRythium 16h ago

Peter "The Cheese" McGee, who ate 978,000,000 pounds of cheese last Wednesday was an outlier and shouldn't have been counted

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u/p00n-slayer-69 15h ago

If we're excluding outliers, then we should probably also exclude my vegan friend who eats -1,500,000 pounds of cheese every day.

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u/cjsv7657 6h ago

Nah vegan cheese isn't real cheese so they already don't count

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u/p00n-slayer-69 4h ago

I didnt say anything about vegan cheese.

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u/cjsv7657 3h ago

If it isn't vegan cheese your vegan friend isn't vegan

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u/p00n-slayer-69 3h ago

Did you see the negative sign?

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u/cjsv7657 3h ago

Lol apparently not

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u/JeromeBarkly 16h ago

Fuckin peter

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u/InfiniteDelusion094 16h ago

Cheesy Georg is an anomaly and should not have been counted.

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u/MorbidMordred 15h ago

The Georg Family can’t keep getting away with this

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u/Hamplanetfever 15h ago

Yup. I’m at 80lbs already and it’s not even close to midnight yet.

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u/skullsareonlypasse 12h ago

Most days I don't eat any cheese. But then some days I eat 2,000 pounds of colby jack for lunch. It evens out.

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u/HugePast9455 14h ago

I'm driving the average way up by eating about 300lb/day. So of course there's some people only eating about 25lb/day.

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt 13h ago

I need to see how this works statistically bc I cannot imagine.

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u/Church_AI 6h ago

Physically not possible lol