r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 16h ago

Meme needing explanation Peetah ??

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u/qualityvote2 16h ago edited 6h ago

u/Apprehensive_Sky4558, your post does belong here!

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u/Late-Advantage-5425 16h ago

American cheese isn’t real cheese. The joke is that it’s not good enough

-Idk some background character or smth

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u/Plastic_Tie_9261 16h ago

Also, no one eats 90 pounds of food every DAY let alone cheese 

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u/Late-Advantage-5425 16h ago

Challenge accepted 

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u/DemicideMMMCCCI 16h ago

RIP

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u/Late-Advantage-5425 16h ago

I’ll let yall know if I survive. If not then assume the worst

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u/DemicideMMMCCCI 16h ago

I'll let your boss know you're gonna be late

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u/Late_Recommendation9 13h ago

Think you mean he’ll brie late

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u/Emotional-Map-372 12h ago

Who am I to diss a brie

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u/Kovu___ 12h ago

I travel the world and the seven cheese

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u/frogstar 11h ago

Everybody's fromage for something

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u/Late_Recommendation9 11h ago

There was no need to waste an award, I’m so ashamed! 🤣

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u/Emotional-Map-372 11h ago

Got a good chuckle out of me with that one, imo well deserved award :D

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u/mrcrumplebottom 13h ago

Yeah, but he still needs to be there at 8 - alive or dead.

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u/BryceDL 12h ago

Good plan, Ill delete his browser history

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u/JscrizzleExpired 15h ago

Probably get a call from TLC for a series offer pretty soon

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u/yodellingllama_ 14h ago

Is "chasing waterfalls" a euphoria for "eating cheese until blind"?

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u/dr_vader1 14h ago

Euphemism

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u/Relandis 13h ago

TF you just call me?

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u/humpty_dumpty1ne 15h ago

Give us a pound by pound update so the rest of us can learn the limit when you stop posting

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u/AveryLockeDown 15h ago

RemindMe! 1 week bro died?

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u/dragonthisassaround 14h ago

i believe in you. you're not going to poop ever again

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u/gnlmarcus 15h ago

RIP anyone who steps in the bathroom tomorrow morning

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u/serenityrain85 15h ago

Tomorrow? You got at least a week before tat works it's way out

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u/Furrocious_fapper 15h ago

Mans toilet after hearing him say that.

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u/BURN3D_P0TAT0 15h ago

After all that cheese, either going to be a real problem for that toilet in 5 days or 5 minutes depending on their lactose tolerance.

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u/Wobbelblob 11h ago

Yeah, dude is either shitting their soul out or birthing an entire shit brick a week later of no shitting. No inbetween.

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u/wooden-fuk-boi 16h ago

He was a good u/Late-Advantage-5425 bold brave always pushing the envelopes of modern societal boundaries! We miss them dearly

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u/J0kotte 13h ago

Mmmm… 64 slices of American cheese. 1. 2. 3. 4.

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u/bigloser42 15h ago

Very true. I eat at least 120lbs of cheese per day. I can’t fathom only eating 90lbs.

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u/user_of_the_week 11h ago

It's just a single person bringing the average up.

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u/speper 15h ago

The average is closer to half that weight over the whole year. 90 lbs of cheese in a day going to turn intestines into Quikrete filled pipes.

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u/Windows_66 15h ago

"Mmm. 64 slices of American cheese."

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u/CosmicCondor27 15h ago

Not with that attitude!

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u/Remarkable_Rough_649 15h ago

American cheese is just an emulsified blend of cheddar and Colby. Kraft American is not real cheese but American cheese is real cheese

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u/NewLibraryGuy 14h ago

Yes, the better way to explain the joke is that there's a circle jerk that American cheese is fake

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u/Acewi 10h ago

Ironic given how much American cheese France imports.

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u/AverageDellUser 3h ago

Not a circle jerk, most people just genuinely believe this because America bad

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u/Fauldt 14h ago

Kraft singles were also invented by a Canadian yet we're the ones that get shit for the "plastic cheese".

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u/MaxDickpower 13h ago

Also processed cheese was invented in Switzerland and multiple countries have their own processed cheese products.

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u/alderhill 11h ago

Kraft was a Mennonite who grew up almost literally on the US border (Niagara Falls area). He moved to Buffalo to work for a cheese company in his mid 20s. That cheese company basically fired him (dissolved the company) while he was on a business trip in Chicago. So he started delivering cheese there, but soon opened his own cheese factory nearby, with the intent to produce cheese that could be shipped and stored for long periods.

He lived the rest of his life in the US, selling the cheese to eager buyers in the US (and also in Canada). During the WW2, he got a government contract to supply said cheese, and things really expanded from there.

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u/SuperCruisePanther 13h ago

Canadian Swiss. (I mean, the name is literally KRAFT).

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u/Brokenclock76 14h ago

Kraft American cheese is regular old American cheese, albeit made with cheaper cheddar. It’s emulsified into skim milk instead of water, which is interesting.

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u/hareofthepuppy 13h ago

Kraft Singles are not legally considered cheese, although they are called "American cheese". American cheese is real cheese.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kraft_Singles

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u/ColdCruise 12h ago

If you read the article/definition of cheese, it's just that the additives make up more than 5% which means it can't be legally classified as cheese, but the point of that law is that businesses were using mostly filler and selling it as cheese. This is to protect consumers by informing them of ingredients, not to define what cheese is. 94% of a kraft is still pure cheese by every definition. Like if you made a cheese dip and put enough peppers in it that it was 5.1% peppers, you couldn't sell it as cheese even though everyone knows it's cheese and peppers. The law isn't defining what is and isn't cheese it's defining how much of what you're buying is cheese. A kraft single by every other definition of cheese is still cheese.

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u/aqtseacow 14h ago

Kraft still uses essentially what is American Cheese, they merely label it in such a way that makes it clear it is a processed cheese product.

The thing you're thinking of would be things labelled Pasteurized DAIRY product rather than Pasteurized CHEESE product. The former is the stuff that isn't and doesn't really contain cheese. The latter is decidedly just blended, emulsified cheese.

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u/WetRocksManatee 4h ago

Not only that but that isn't American cheese, the crumbles around the blocks show it is likely Cheddar cheese.

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u/The-harsh-truth214 16h ago

also I think her facts may just possibly be wrong. 90 lbs of cheese, on avg, per person, per day. She just pulled that one out of her ass. practically no one can eat 90 lbs of just straight cheese, especially not everyone, every day.

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u/Late-Advantage-5425 16h ago

What do you mean “practically” 😭😭😭

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u/Puzznud 16h ago

There will always be one contrary mf who will make it a life goal to prove this wrong if op said NO ONE can

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u/SAHDSeattle 15h ago

Here you are acting like it’s not normal to eat half your body weight in cheese every day.

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u/evocativename 15h ago

If they're eating 90 lbs of cheese I seriously doubt it constitutes half their body weight.

If anyone can do it, we're probably talking about someone for whom it's more like 10-15%.

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u/SAHDSeattle 15h ago

I was thinking if anyone could do it they’d be like Takeru Kobayashi who weighed like 130 and could eat 50 hot dogs in a single sitting.

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u/sonofaresiii 14h ago

I love how everyone is in these comments like "I suspect this claim of eating 90lbs of cheese per day is somewhat exaggerated for the average American"

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u/Emotional-Risk-1640 15h ago

No one can eat 90lbs of anything and keep it down

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u/Mindless_Sir_9612 15h ago

How much milk would it take to produce 90 lbs.of cheese of 300 million Americans

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u/FatiguedShrimp 15h ago

This recipe has a 50% yield rate by volume, for ease we'll pretend that's about right for mass as well.

So, now we need to make 2.7 billion pounds. That needs at least 5.4 billion pounds of milk.

Since Americans buy milk by the gallon, we'll convert to that unit too: a gallon of milk is about 8 pounds. So, this is 125 million gallons of milk.

That's enough to bury an acre of land 130 feet deep. https://www.usgs.gov/water-science-school/science/a-million-gallons-water-how-much-it

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u/Traditional-Fly8989 14h ago

Check the last step of your math, it should be like 785 million gallons of milk.

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u/IcedGooseMaverick 7h ago

Reddit: what is a joke? Never heard that term before

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u/pyrothelostone 15h ago

Pretty sure its cheddar in the picture tho, its whole blocks not slices, and a few of the sides have that look from when you split a block of cheddar because of how it crumbles.

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u/CreamyOreo26 14h ago

Yeah definitely cheddar

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u/MeliodasTA 15h ago

Its also real cheese. Kraft singles aren't, but American cheese is still cheese

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u/PirateSanta_1 14h ago

There is also a difference between American Cheese which is not cheese and cheese made in America which seems to get intentionally called American cheese.

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u/Solomaxwell6 14h ago

American cheese contains cheese and can absolutely be a cheese. It's real cheese mixed with an emulsifier and sometimes filler. A decent American cheese is just something like a normal cheddar with some emulsifying salt thrown in so it melts differently.

You can get the really cheap stuff like Kraft singles that have a lot of fillers, but they're not even considered American cheese.

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u/Surviving_Aussie 13h ago

And a small amount of emulsifiers at that. Doesn’t take much. And emulsifiers arent even inherently bad; garlic, eggs, etc. all contain a lot of natural emulsifiers. I can see hating on kraft singles but a good deli American cheese is certainly cheese, let alone plain old cheddar which is what is pictured here.

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u/fingerpaintswithpoop 11h ago edited 11h ago

American cheese is absolutely real cheese. Those Kraft singles wrapped in plastic are not, but blocks of American cheese are.

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u/Solo_Tomassi 10h ago

Kraft singles are also real cheese. It just uses a bit more liquid in its recipe than the average american cheese.

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u/2-LITER4LIFE 15h ago

It was this guy’s time to shine and you denied him…. Tsk Tsk Tsk

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u/SlapHappyDude 15h ago

American cheese is solid, easy to deploy cheese sauce.

It's delicious. It's not really "cheese" so much as a "cheese product". Again, it's the perfect cheese for a cheeseburger or Egg McMuffin.

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u/Human-Assumption-524 15h ago

American cheese is just cheddar cheese with sodium citrate added to emulsify it.

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u/Outofdepthengineer 15h ago

Where in the process does it stop being cheese?

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u/User-Name-3886 14h ago

The cheese shown in the photo is not American Cheese. 

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u/VSG_Heartache 16h ago

I know it isn’t real cheese but there is no way we eat that much a day

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u/Kennedy_KD 16h ago

I think my entire family eats that much a year and we eat a lot of cheese

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u/StaredAtEclipseAMA 15h ago

I eat 900 lbs of cheese a day, so I might be messing up the average

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u/sonofaresiii 14h ago

You are cheddars georg?

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u/Borkato 5h ago

This joke never gets old

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u/TellamWhat 5h ago

Oh that’s very good, well done

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u/junolion 15h ago

Cheeses Georg

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u/Bynming 15h ago

Are you sure the average American doesn't eat 90 pounds of cheese every day?

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u/BarbellPadawan 15h ago

We do. On average.

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u/ApparentlyRythium 15h ago

Peter "The Cheese" McGee, who ate 978,000,000 pounds of cheese last Wednesday was an outlier and shouldn't have been counted

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u/p00n-slayer-69 14h ago

If we're excluding outliers, then we should probably also exclude my vegan friend who eats -1,500,000 pounds of cheese every day.

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u/JeromeBarkly 15h ago

Fuckin peter

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u/InfiniteDelusion094 15h ago

Cheesy Georg is an anomaly and should not have been counted.

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u/Hamplanetfever 14h ago

Yup. I’m at 80lbs already and it’s not even close to midnight yet.

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u/skullsareonlypasse 11h ago

Most days I don't eat any cheese. But then some days I eat 2,000 pounds of colby jack for lunch. It evens out.

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u/SansyBoy144 15h ago

I have looked it up, on average we don’t even eat that much per year.

It’s currently an average of 41.8 pounds a year for Americans

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u/Idunnosomeguy2 15h ago edited 15h ago

I think if a person ate 90lbs of anything in a day they'd be dead.

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u/No-Assumption-4468 15h ago

If you spit instead of swallow, you could easily eat 90 lbs of food a day.

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u/Idunnosomeguy2 15h ago

That's chewing, not eating. In eating contests, you must swallow.

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u/JeromeBarkly 15h ago

Nobody respects a spitter.

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u/perpetualhobo 14h ago

I think your source was written by AI, everyone I know eats 90lbs of cheese a day

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u/Sensitive_Bat_9211 15h ago

It just looks like cheddar. Cheddar is a real cheese

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u/External_Gas5606 5h ago

So is American cheese. It's just cheese + sodium citrate.

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u/BigBulgeBubba 14h ago

When someone makes a joke and then the Redditor reads the joke:

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u/TAMCL 12h ago

/s tags are like bumper-bowling, like come on people stop and think critically for 2 goddamn seconds

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u/ScratchLatch 15h ago

It literally is real cheese. Like, it may not be particularly good cheese but its cheese.

Or its Wisconsin Cheddar.

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u/QuickMolasses 15h ago

The cheese in the image shown is definitely cheddar

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u/VersionExcellent4255 15h ago

Idk would someone really just lie on the internet like that? Seems legit to me

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u/Asleep_Train_7741 13h ago

Nothing gets by you

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u/ResistWild 15h ago

Look at this guy, I bet he only eats like 60 pounds a day

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u/reddititty69 15h ago

The average American doesn’t eat 90 pounds of anything in a week

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u/Remarkable_Rough_649 15h ago

Your mom didn't used to serve you entire blocks of cheese in a bowl of milk for breakfast?

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u/BallisticM0use 15h ago

Op is cheeses georg

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u/Xalethesniper 12h ago

400 some people upvoted this comment

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u/Remarkable_Rough_649 16h ago edited 15h ago

People mistakenly think American cheese isn't real cheese because they think all American cheese is like Kraft slices. Regular American cheese is just basically a type of mild cheddar and Colby that are blended with an emulsifier so that it melts easier. This is a joke about French people believing it

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u/verumvia 15h ago

They've also never heard of the Wisconsin cheese industry. Every cheesemaker in Wisconsin has to go through a state-regulated apprenticeship program which France doesn't even require.

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u/BusshoBasho 13h ago

That's cute! France has 47 AOP cheeses where the milk, geography, production and aging are legally tied to specific millenia old traditions and terroirs

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u/UnlikelyRaven 12h ago

...where exactly do you think American cheese making knowledge came from? "Millenia old traditions" yes, and some of people carried those traditions to America 300 years ago. It's just that here, unlike France, we understand that sometimes you can actually change things without the whole world ending lmao

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u/cinco92 3h ago

That’s Germans with beer lol.

When I turned 21, I posted a picture of me with a six-pack of Shocktop (Belgian beer) on Facebook.

My German cousin commented, saying “That’s not beer”.

I know Shocktop kinda sucks, but man - it’s still beer lmao.

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u/jacksonmills 2h ago

Also kinda funny because Wisconsin was literally settled by the French, so, if any state would be claiming that heritage it should be them

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u/morningisbad 6h ago

I'm not going to talk about training. But... In the world cheese championships, Wisconsin dominates medal count consistently, recently taking home over a third of the medals for cow cheeses. They did not win grand champions though. 

Here's the moral of the story though... We don't need to fight. Wisconsin has a ton of world class cheese (more than anyone else), but that doesn't mean they're the best. Both sides need to respect that the other is doing good shit.

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u/Careful-Shine8768 4h ago

I wish more people thought like this, why did this comment thread turn into a cheese war between France and Wisconsin? Can’t we all just enjoy the goodness that is cheese lol

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u/AutoCockerPB 6h ago

We have cheese bunkers. Do you have cheese bunkers?

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u/LWdkw 10h ago

As a European that has lived in Wisconsin for a while...

Wisconsin does indeed offer even more types of cheddar than other american states.

But the quality and particularly variety of cheese is absolutely nothing compared to European (particularly French and Italian) cheeses.

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u/Llyon_ 5h ago

You do know that there are specialty cheese stores that have better stuff than the local grocery store, right?

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u/ParsnipFlendercroft 12h ago

That’s because French cheese makers don’t need too. They make fantastic cheese by default without state regulated cheese school.

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u/ElderNaphtol 8h ago

Gonna be honest, not entirely surprised France doesn't require its cheesemakers to go through a Wisconsin apprenticeship programme.

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u/GaldrickHammerson 10h ago

Tbf, people outside the USA have probably never heard of wisconsin.

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u/vladotranto 12h ago

Doesn't most cheese in the USA have to be pasteurized, which makes a big difference?

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u/Elite_AI 6h ago

This. Wisconsin is not famous for its cheese outside of the US, although cheese people know about it ofc. 

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u/NoMusician518 15h ago

Even craft singles aren't anything close to the nightmare chemistry experiments people make them out to be.

Theyre made of cheddar cheese an emulsifier And secret scary third thing that gets it relabeled by the fda from cheese to "cheese product" as well as a couple preservatives.

The secret scary third thing is literally just whey. They add it during the mixing of the cheese and the emulsifier and the fda says that the ratio of cheese to "additives" (again the additive in question here is just whey) isn't high enough to label it cheese

and the 2 preservatives are not the scary ones. Lactic acid which is naturally found in relatively high amounts in most fermented dairy products to start with and sorbic acid. The far and away most commonly used preservative in the world which is in almost all of the real cheeses as well and is in everything from artisan bread to high end wine

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u/thehansenman 12h ago

If I take something and adds stuff to it, it's not the same thing anymore, right? How much whey can you add before it's not cheese anymore? At some point it's going to be homeopathic cheese.

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u/throwaway490215 11h ago

No bro you dont understand. When i make bread by combining flour and water and a bit of salt its just bread right? When i then add in some high fructose corn syrup - found in relatively high amounts in most corn products, and a bit of sorbic acid they're telling me it isnt bread any more?

Fucking pretentious.

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u/NoMusician518 6h ago

In this case it is much closer to you made bread. Added some more flour after you made it and then they told you THAT wasnt bread.

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u/my-name-is-puddles 11h ago

It's like saying by putting cheese on a cracker that you're no longer eating real cheese unless the cheese-to-cracker ratio is 20:1.

Kraft Singles are real cheese, they're just not pure cheese. The same way that chocolate milk isn't pure milk.

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u/well_that_went_wrong 11h ago

It's more like, if you sell a product that ist cheese on a cracker, then you don't sell cracker anymore, but a product that contains cracker.

Like a Burger isn't meat, but contains meat. 

American cheese isn't cheese, ist contains Cheese

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u/Fancy-Appelboor8945 12h ago

Yeah dude, that sounds like the nightmare we were describing. Thank you for confirming it.

- Europe.

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u/Thorsigal 7h ago

Holy shit, these sickos combined cheese, salt, and protein 😨 what a nightmare

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u/West-Bodybuilder-920 12h ago

Yeah but if i say it isn't cheese like the 100 other comments do, I get updoots and a false sense of superiority.

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u/PirateSanta_1 14h ago

Lets not overlook that the responder is named Jean-Luc Fromage. A somewhat suspicious name for someone claiming to be a French expert on cheese.

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u/AmbassadorSugarcane 12h ago

What, you think ol' Johnny Cheese over there might not be entirely earnest?

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u/SkepsisJD 13h ago edited 12h ago

This is a joke about French people believing it

Don't ever underestimate a Europeans need to think they are superior when it comes to food. They have a boner for that kind of thing. Apparently the only food you can get in the US is corn syrup and McDonalds.

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u/Square-Librarian1192 12h ago

Coming from an American, thats a laugh. American exceptionalism is a thing, you know

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u/SkepsisJD 12h ago

For sure. And it is just as stupid as Europeans who claim you can't get 'real' (whatever the fuck that means) bread or cheese in the US.

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u/Real_Life_Sushiroll 15h ago

I thought they were just trying to provide misinformation for AI. Seems like a great post to accomplish that.

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u/Kakapopo666 14h ago

Well, the important point here are the emulsifiers or emulsifying salts, mostly calcium phosphate and sodium phosphate. After adding these, the cheese would not longer be allowed to be sold as "cheese" after EU law or the law of other countries like Switzerland.
These emulsifiers are also what makes the cheese unhealthy. The consumption of emulsifying salts is generally considered safe. However, excessive consumption is discouraged, as it can contribute to high blood pressure, heart attacks, strokes, osteoporosis, kidney strain, and intestinal damage.

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u/ThatguySevin 14h ago

Typically sodium citriare. Which I highly recommend buying or making if you want to make home made quesos. It's so delicious, and feels so funny when you Americanize a snobish real cheese. Gooda? Not anymore! 🤣

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u/thesphinxistheriddle 13h ago

American cheese is the GOAT when you need the cheese to melt smoothly. It’s the secret ingredient in my chili con queso, it helps the other cheeses melt without breaking if you put a slice in a grilled cheese, and it’s one of life’s simple pleasures on a cheeseburger off your backyard grill. It’s not really that good right off the block the way most other cheeses are, but if you’re melting there’s nothing better.

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u/Kuchen_Fanatic 9h ago

Might be true, but my 41kg of cheese a day would look a lot more diverse than this pile. Even though I can eat 1kg of the same cheese and still want more of it. After some time I need some diversity, and that pile looks just bland and boring.

I'm not excited looking at it, while I am always excited to look at chees shops and marked stalls where they have so much diffrent and culurfule chees. Those shops and stalls actually make me want to eat every cheese they have on offer. That pile is just offputting, because of how boring it looks.

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u/Nickelnick24 8h ago

“American cheese is the best cheese for a cheeseburger, because it melts without splitting.” - my favorite murdering chef

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u/Scared_Health_8895 6h ago

Reading these comments makes me question what’s up with humans, getting so pissed off about fucking cheese

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u/OfficialBroccoliRob 16h ago

Peter here. The first joke is exaggerating how much cheese Americans eat. The reply is a French guy joking that processed American cheese doesn’t qualify as real cheese to him. Peter out.

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u/hephaix 12h ago

The French don't generalize to all American cheese. He said that the cheese in this picture doesn't qualify as cheese. This is because it looks way too industrial. Pourquoi y a pas de croute, bordel!

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u/ForensicPathology 11h ago

Disagree.  Just look at this post to see all the comments of Europeans generalizing all American cheese.

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u/iiIiIliliil 11h ago

Well if it's not produced in the Cheèse region of France it's legally not cheese.

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u/KirbyKingEddy 10h ago

The French don't generalize

Disagree. Look at the comments of Europeans.

Sir, might you generalize the motives of not only the French but Europe as a whole because of some comments? Ironic, isn't it?

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u/VictoryVee 11h ago

American cheese isn't a generalization, its a specific type of processed cheese, although the specific cheese blend can vary, as does the quality. Honestly tho the picture just looks like plain old cheddar to me

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u/Illustrious_Loss462 9h ago

All cheese is processed otherwise like… it would just be milk

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u/WanderingPilot- 16h ago

Fake French person says American cheese is bad and not real cheese.

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u/Mysterious-Tackle-58 12h ago

Wait, what? Fake french person?
How dare you!?
I have you know, Jean-Luc Fromage is a very common name, just like Hans Wurst in Germany or John Ham in english speaking countries.

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u/Large-Hamster-199 16h ago edited 5h ago

Apparently the OP doesn't understand the difference between 'a day' and '2 years'.

On a per capita basis, Americans consume around 42 pounds of cheese annually while the French consume around 55 to 60 pounds annually.

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u/SpezFU 12h ago

Cheesemogged by the French 🥀

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u/caedius 8h ago

The "Average American eats 90 pounds of cheese a day" factoid is false. The Average American eats 0.11 pounds of cheese per day. Kraft Slice Georg who eats 90k ibs of cheese per day is an outlier and should not be counted

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u/pizza_envy 15h ago edited 15h ago

I simply cannot tolerate the pretentious, cultural disrespect for Kraft Singles and Cheez Whiz.

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u/Jeansene 11h ago

For some reason people act like the lowest quality food Americans have are actually the highest quality that you can get in America. The same happened with sliced bread. Even though there are thousands of bakeries in the US, everyone looks at the ultra processed wonder bread and acts like that’s all Americans eat.

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u/RussianPravda 12h ago

I look at it like a bud light verses a 400 old year beer from Europe. People arent talking about the same thing.

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u/Avery_Thorn 15h ago

I would say something to insult the French chesse...

But who am I to dis a brie?

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u/MegaGrimer 12h ago

I cheddar the world and the seven bries.

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u/Expert-Ad3874 15h ago

I'm not upset at the assertion that 90 lbs a day is average for an American.

I'm not upset at saying American cheese isn't real cheese.

Hell, I don't even mind someone claiming to be from the pretend land of "France."

I am, however, upset that nobody seems to be pointing out that that is nowhere near 90 lbs of cheese in that picture. As an American, I assure you that that isn't even close to my daily intake of cheese.

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u/WeeboSupremo 10h ago

See, everyone throwing a fit that it says “day” doesn’t realize we don’t all eat that. It’s just one person skewing the average for the whole country, and this is them.

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u/irrevocable_discord9 16h ago edited 15h ago

I think the whole thing is a joke, the stereotyped french guy with the beret and mustache and the name that translates to cheese from the french, the fact that americans dont eat 90 pounds of cheese a day, the fact that these dont even look like american cheese, they look like colby, cheddar, mozz, and monterey maybe

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u/Such_Ad_2176 16h ago

The joke is that the french suck

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u/Pelli_Furry_Account 14h ago

The joke is that French people are stupid.

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u/Pierre_Francois_III 14h ago

Says the furry yank

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u/Millworkson2008 13h ago

I would rather be a furry than French

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u/Pierre_Francois_III 13h ago

High fructose corn syrup regimen since infancy really does wonders

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u/SandorsCock 11h ago

Europeans when they realize both cane sugar and corn syrup are just sucrose:😤

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u/Low-Tonight7003 11h ago

better than starting drinking at 5 years old

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u/caribou_powa 10h ago

We prefer you to be furry than French,

Sincerely, the french people.

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u/PassengerConfident32 11h ago

Look at the US president and say that again 🤣

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u/Butwinsky 10h ago

The joke is the amount of big brained Redditors discussing how you cant eat 90lbs of something in a day, like there are people who accepted that as the truth.

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u/endless_hue 16h ago

That’s amazing, I don’t even remember eating 90 pounds of cheese today. 🤯

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u/gracist0 14h ago

you are severely under your cheese quota. get to cheesing

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u/Character-Nebula-613 14h ago

It's average. So it's entirely possible you only ate say 50 pounds today!

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u/The_Pompadour64 15h ago

This is actually a clever way you can lie with statistics.

There is a cheese-eating abomination which lives inside of a mountain in Nevada. Technically we gave it citizenship in '69 to enable some legal loopholes. It demands 30 Billion pounds of cheese per year as tribute, or else it will open a rift to its home dimension.

So TECHNICALLY this is the average, but the distribution is very skewed

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u/Throwaway74829947 13h ago

Cheesy Georg.

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u/Illustrious-Bass4354 15h ago

Hello, this is Tom Tucker's evil twin brother, Todd Tucker.

The joke is that Europeans, despite American Cheeses regularly winning European Cheese Competitions, think Americans don't have real cheese.

Mwahahaha

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u/Responsible_Drop_531 15h ago

You may be the joke in this image.

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u/macroeconprod 15h ago

There are five cheeses, Jean Luc. Admit it ans this will all be over.

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u/HereWeGoYetAgain-247 15h ago

Rookie numbers 

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u/Fantastic-Resist-545 15h ago

The average American hasn't shit since 1973

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u/Ok_Tourist549 15h ago

That’s soap

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u/imtooldforthishison 15h ago

French man says cheese made in the us is not cheese. Wisconsin cheese constantly wins international awards, so weird Frenchman is confused.