r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 16h ago

Meme needing explanation Peetah ??

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u/NoMusician518 15h ago

Even craft singles aren't anything close to the nightmare chemistry experiments people make them out to be.

Theyre made of cheddar cheese an emulsifier And secret scary third thing that gets it relabeled by the fda from cheese to "cheese product" as well as a couple preservatives.

The secret scary third thing is literally just whey. They add it during the mixing of the cheese and the emulsifier and the fda says that the ratio of cheese to "additives" (again the additive in question here is just whey) isn't high enough to label it cheese

and the 2 preservatives are not the scary ones. Lactic acid which is naturally found in relatively high amounts in most fermented dairy products to start with and sorbic acid. The far and away most commonly used preservative in the world which is in almost all of the real cheeses as well and is in everything from artisan bread to high end wine

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u/thehansenman 12h ago

If I take something and adds stuff to it, it's not the same thing anymore, right? How much whey can you add before it's not cheese anymore? At some point it's going to be homeopathic cheese.

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u/my-name-is-puddles 12h ago

It's like saying by putting cheese on a cracker that you're no longer eating real cheese unless the cheese-to-cracker ratio is 20:1.

Kraft Singles are real cheese, they're just not pure cheese. The same way that chocolate milk isn't pure milk.

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u/well_that_went_wrong 12h ago

It's more like, if you sell a product that ist cheese on a cracker, then you don't sell cracker anymore, but a product that contains cracker.

Like a Burger isn't meat, but contains meat. 

American cheese isn't cheese, ist contains Cheese

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u/Schmiph 10h ago

If a burger isnt meat then what the fuck is it????

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u/Naschka 9h ago

A bun with meat in it, often also salad, tomato and other ingredients as well as a sauce.

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u/Schmiph 9h ago

The word "burger" or "hamburger" refers directly to the patty, which by definition is ground beef.

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u/Naschka 7h ago

And here i tho those are "burger patties" and the burger is the whole thing since... well you have 2 words, usualy that refers to 2 different things.

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u/Schmiph 6h ago

Well, burger is just short for Hamburger, so they are technically the same word. Burger the sandwich is named after the patty... Language is stupid, lol