r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 16h ago

Meme needing explanation Peetah ??

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u/Remarkable_Rough_649 16h ago

American cheese is just an emulsified blend of cheddar and Colby. Kraft American is not real cheese but American cheese is real cheese

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u/Brokenclock76 15h ago

Kraft American cheese is regular old American cheese, albeit made with cheaper cheddar. It’s emulsified into skim milk instead of water, which is interesting.

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u/hareofthepuppy 14h ago

Kraft Singles are not legally considered cheese, although they are called "American cheese". American cheese is real cheese.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kraft_Singles

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u/ColdCruise 12h ago

If you read the article/definition of cheese, it's just that the additives make up more than 5% which means it can't be legally classified as cheese, but the point of that law is that businesses were using mostly filler and selling it as cheese. This is to protect consumers by informing them of ingredients, not to define what cheese is. 94% of a kraft is still pure cheese by every definition. Like if you made a cheese dip and put enough peppers in it that it was 5.1% peppers, you couldn't sell it as cheese even though everyone knows it's cheese and peppers. The law isn't defining what is and isn't cheese it's defining how much of what you're buying is cheese. A kraft single by every other definition of cheese is still cheese.

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u/togtogtog 11h ago

Well, that depends on the country. Not all countries use that definition.

“cheese” means the fresh or matured product intended for sale for human consumption, which is obtained as follows— (a) in the case of any cheese other than whey cheese, by combining, by coagulation or by any technique involving coagulation, of any of the following substances, namely milk, cream, skimmed milk, partly skimmed milk, concentrated skimmed milk, reconstituted dried milk, butter milk, materials obtained from milk, other ingredients necessary for the manufacture of cheese provided that those are not used for replacing, in whole or in part, any milk constituent, with or without partially draining the whey resulting from coagulation;

(b) in the case of whey cheese—

(i) by concentrating whey with or without the addition of milk and milk fat, and moulding such concentrated whey, or

(ii) by coagulating whey with or without the addition of milk and milk fat;

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u/hareofthepuppy 12h ago

Where are you getting 94% from?

Kraft Singles are less than 51% real cheese, which is why it can't legally be called cheese.

https://www.mashed.com/263200/kraft-singles-arent-actually-cheese-heres-why/

https://www.thespruceeats.com/what-is-american-cheese-5185814

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u/Bagelsaurus 9h ago

Im waiting for the day someone actuslly provides a verifiable and trusted source from an authority stating the 51% nonsense. I've only seen it linked to reddit posts, blogs, and unverified claims.

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u/hareofthepuppy 8h ago

I'd love to see any reputable source saying it's more than 51%

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u/Biduleman 6h ago

You linked the fucking wiki mate.

Kraft had used label "Pasteurized Process Cheese Food", which allows for a greater percentage of added dairy, until the FDA gave a warning in December 2002 stating that Kraft could not legally use that label any longer due to a formulation change that replaced some of the non-fat milk in the recipe with milk protein concentrate, which is not a permitted additive.

Kraft Singles contain no vegetable oil or other non-dairy fats.

They replaced the milk water with a concentrate of milk protein.

They're not stuffing the cheese with paper pulp.

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u/hareofthepuppy 6h ago

I didn't say they were, I said I'd love to see a link showing it contained more than 51% cheese, which I still have not seen

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u/Biduleman 6h ago edited 6h ago

What's the other 49%?

Spoiler: it's water, milk fats and emulsifiers, all very normal ingredients used to change the cheese's texture.

As for your links, they're either straight up lying or deforming facts.

The Spruce Eats says

But American slices aren't cheese, and can't use the word "cheese" anywhere in its labeling.

which is demonstrably false, as the package clearly states "PASTEURIZED PREPARED CHEESE PRODUCT"

and Mashed misrepresents the facts by not saying what's allowed in the other 49%.

There are serious regulations as to what you can call Pasteurized process cheese food, you can't just put whatever because "it only has to be 51% cheese".

The FDA calls Kraft Singles cheese and you should feel bad for pushing misinformation.

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u/hareofthepuppy 6h ago

Not cheese

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