r/SipsTea • • 14h ago

Lmao gottem She beat the system.

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u/-TheDerpinator- 14h ago

You don't survive lethal injections. The injections turn out to not be lethal.

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u/Far-Fennel-3032 13h ago

The problem is that pretty much almost every organisation and individual refuses to take part in preparing the lethal injections, as, funnily enough, it's actually broadly illegal to make pharmaceutical products with the intent of killing people.

So the government has to lie to whoever they are buying it from that it's for something else. So the government receives injections that are safe and won't kill anyone. But then the government needs to find people and convince them to make it lethal, but they also can't actually tell people to make it lethal, as pretty much anyone who knows what they are doing would lose their medical license if they did it. As funny enough compounding pharmacies are tightly regulated who would have guessed.

So these lethal injections have to be prepared by people who don't know what they are doing and have extremely low ethical standards to both practice compounding pharmacy without a license and do so to kill people. So you end up with non-lethal injections that have been successfully made idiot-proof, and the stooges are unable to make them lethal, so people survive all the time. So the whole thing is just a circus.

Keep in mind all the government would need to actually do is flood the room with N2, and people would peacefully pass in their sleep. But laws and regulations about stopping people from dying get in the way of people dying, funnily enough, forcing the government into the circus of lethal injections.

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u/alien4649 13h ago

How about a tiny bit of fentanyl?

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u/limegreenpaint 13h ago edited 5h ago

So I have a resistance to opioids that is legendary among my doctors. I got a port put in for treatment, and if the local hadn't worked, I would have felt everything. I asked the nurse if I'd gotten the meds, yet, and she panicked.

It was 3x the dose of fentanyl (150mcg) and Versed (12mg), because we'd planned on waking anesthesia. I did not expect to be completely lucid.

It's entirely possible that she has a similar resistance as a redhead.

(Edited to show doses- I forgot to include them.)

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u/blackjustin 13h ago

I was just about to ask if you were a ginger until I read that last line.
Shout out to the gingers

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u/Flashtopher 8h ago

Of course they can handle more drugs.

How else do they fill the void left due to lacking a soul?

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u/par_texx 5h ago

Did you hear that Ireland held a International RedHead conference the other year?

Not a soul showed up...

I'll see myself out.

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u/OceanRacoon 3h ago

Ridiculous that in 2026 people are still repeating that stupid "joke", grow up. Say another minority doesn't have a soul and realize how much you sound like a dehumanizing bigot/Mormon talking about black people

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u/blodyn__tatws 7h ago

Yeah, ginger here... I need to get more local anaesthetic at the dentist than my non-ginger friends. 😭

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u/EllipticPeach 9h ago

People with hypermobility are also resistant to some drugs!

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u/limegreenpaint 5h ago

I have hEDS and ME (aka CFS), and I found out that my complete lack of response to opioids is made worse because of the ME - I had no idea until a month ago, though my resistance has always been high.

I woke up during my wisdom tooth removal, which was a shock to everyone. The anesthesia from my hysterectomy wore off before they even had my pain relief ready, and I spent over 30 minutes being wheeled around post-op and being told by one particular nurse that I was being dramatic. I threw up on her, though I don't remember, thankfully.

I had to have a tooth pulled 3 years ago, and the dentist numbed up the side of my face to the point I couldn't close my left eye because I couldn't feel my eyelids 😂 I liked him.

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u/WarFighterAsh 3h ago

so THATS why drugs dont do shit for me....what

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u/tiorzol 12h ago

Damn. Ginger and you can't even get high. Life can be cruel. 

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u/limegreenpaint 5h ago

THC still works, but I'm stuck with Tylenol and Aleve for everything that could use some help so I can exist without wincing and having people think I'm upset or worried all the time.

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u/insertwhittyusername 13h ago

By the end of the first sentence I knew what the last one was going to say. Had the same experience when I had my pacemaker put in.

Can you feel that? Yes. Dr Squeezes more juice. Wait 5 minutes. Can you feel that? Yes. Really? How your already at double. Squeezes more.

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u/AccomplishedSafe5481 12h ago

Yep, this shit happens to me all the time with the dentist as a ginger.

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u/SanFransicko 12h ago

Ginger, can confirm. Works with alcohol, too. Disastrously.

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u/Responsible-One8104 11h ago

Yea my partner is redhead and has massive resistance to anything numbing like anaesthesia or numbing cream when she’s having injections for whatever reason. I didn’t know it was a thing but it clearly is and moves onto many other drugs she has resistance to as well. Crazy

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u/Obosratsya 11h ago

I also have an ungodly tolerance to opiods and downers in general. 3x sounds like a low dose lmao. For propronalol and similar drugs Im mostly alright although there are days where it refuses to work. Lidocaine and similar also dont work some days. Not sure what the chemistry is thats doing this, but its wild. Im not BP or I dont think I am. I heard meds can work differently in either state.

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u/limegreenpaint 5h ago

150mcg is as large a dose as they were comfortable giving me. That's a really large dose, especially for me to be completely awake and alert. The muscle relaxer didn't even work. I was okay sitting there, thankfully. I can't imagine if I had a phobia of some sort, because hearing everything was the worst part lol.

I like to play "can I finish this song" when being put under for surgery. It's partly to let them know I need more to be knocked out. It's effective. I hate that I know that.

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u/Dullcorgis 4h ago

Narcotics it's in your liver, certain enzymes that metabolise it away.

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u/cunningham_law 7h ago edited 7h ago

I've had surgery once (for which I needed to be put under). Got to speak to the anesthesiologist prior when he came over just beforehand to say hello and talk about what was going to happen. I asked whether it was true that I was likely to be resistant to the drug, and he looked at me like I had two heads and said "no". I was a little worried because all I have literally heard throughout my life is that redheads need more anesthesia, but I assumed that the guy knew what he was talking about and I had just heard an urban legend.

Come to the actual surgery, they stick the line in me to deliver the drug and also give me a mask to take breaths out of. They look at me expectedly after a bit and ask "How do you feel?" and I just say "I'm still here" which makes all the staff I can see in the room suddenly perk up and look at each other like "what the fuck". They ask me to count down from 10 which I manage (though I am feeling very drowsy).

At this point what exactly happened is blurry but I just remember there being some whispers behind me - can't be sure it was whispers, don't even know if it was about me or they were expecting this and it was all in hand - but I remember panicking a little and thinking "that fucker was wrong! How did he not know this was going to be a thing!!"

They give me more of the drug and hand me the mask again, then ask me to count down from 10 once more, and this is the one I don't remember completing.

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u/limegreenpaint 5h ago

Oh my god, you sound like me 😂

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u/Beastxtreets 11h ago

I'm not a ginger but I also have a ridiculously high tolerance to opioids. No port like you but a lot of surprised medical staff in my hospital visits lol

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u/limegreenpaint 5h ago

I'm notorious. I have multiple system "glitches" and see a ton of specialists.

If you've got hypermobility or even a redheaded close relative, you're susceptible.

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u/Beastxtreets 5h ago

Ohhhh that explains it. hEDS reporting for duty lol

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u/WeAreLivinTheLife 9h ago

I needed surgery for cancer and shocked the doctor with how much of the prep time and start of surgery I remembered. I innocently asked about things I saw in the operating room I was wheeled into and how I was positioned at the start of the surgery and he said I should have had no awareness of any of that time. Maybe had something to do with my experience with a wide variety, and large quantities of, "mood elevators" and "mind expanders" in the 70s - 90s.

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u/limegreenpaint 5h ago

They're different receptors, but I do know people who vape that are more resistant to lidocaine, for some reason.

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u/No_Shame_2397 8h ago

So, I'm not ginger, but I got given oral morphine following a broken leg and surgery but it did nothing for me. I didn't know opioid resistance was a thing?

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u/limegreenpaint 5h ago

Yeah, it SUCKS. I've had to go to the ER for pain, and have been offered lortab. I told them last time not to bother, and they gave each other the look. I had to quickly say that no opioids work, so there's no point.

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u/Dullcorgis 4h ago

Ask for codeine. If you are a super metaboliser you'll end up with a much higher blood level than they assume, and it can be helpful with pain.

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u/limegreenpaint 4h ago

It doesn't work, either 😭 It's like the worst superpower ever.

I don't even go to the ER for pain anymore, unless I really hurt myself and need to make sure nothing is broken or whatever. And local is all that works, so as you can imagine, I just don't get adequate pain relief.

COVID contributed, too. Nightmare.

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u/Dullcorgis 4h ago

That fucking sucks so bad. Have you been given toradol? NSAID, not narcotic. Maybe might help?

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u/No_Shame_2397 4h ago

I shall ask for this next time

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u/limegreenpaint 4h ago

It used to work for me, it's really great!

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u/limegreenpaint 4h ago

I take 2 grams of Tylenol and 440mg of Aleve everyday. It's the safest route I have, and it doesn't really work. Toradol just nauseates me. I've been sick for so long that we've run the gamut, and everyone is just as confused as I am but they're not nearly as upset as I am.

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u/Birdlaw_Professor 7h ago

Good point, but they weren't trying to kill you. If they just gave someone a 100x dose for example, that would do it no question. Not like they are trying to dial it in just perfectly to save some bucks. Or maybe they are? But I'd think they could just push an elephant-lethal dose and call it day

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u/limegreenpaint 5h ago

I never said they were trying to kill me, I was saying that 150mcg of fentanyl is a very large dose, and I was still completely awake and alert.

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u/Birdlaw_Professor 5h ago

I know, but your point was that fentanyl might not work because some people have a high resistance was not not?

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u/TacoHimmelswanderer 6h ago

I discovered I have a similar ridiculously high tolerance when I broke my arm in the 8th grade. the nurse couldn’t believe it when she gave me the drugs that were supposed to knock me out and I was still awake after giving me the injection in my iv after the 3rd injection it seemed like half the staff was in my room because they couldn’t believe a 13 year old kid was completely unfazed by stuff that knocks most people flat in a few minutes. Then they got a lil freaked out after the 4th shot still didn’t put me out and they made my parents sign a few extra waivers before they would give me the fifth shot that finally put me down.

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u/limegreenpaint 5h ago

"... that finally put me down" is a wild way to put it

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u/TacoHimmelswanderer 4h ago

I mean that’s what happened lol

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u/Scientiat 10h ago

3x times of an unknown doesn't say a lot though...

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u/limegreenpaint 5h ago

150mcg. It's a huge dose for me to be wide awake.

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u/Dullcorgis 5h ago

Toradol. Ask for toradol. Not great for procedures, but if you are in the ER they will give it to you and it helps with pain. For a procedure ask if they can include propofol, because then you won't remember it.

Even after warning the anesthesiologist before my last surgery (and getting advance permission for more drugs) the nurse in recovery was wide eyed telling me she never gave so much before. And she was late middle aged. It was the first time I haven't been screaming in agony in recovery, it was nice. But I do wonder how much was just the toradol I asked them to preload me with.

Unfortunately you can't use this method in the ER because they assume you want more narcotics to get high.

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u/Dick_M_Nixon 12h ago

The state has tons of confiscated fent and heroin. Anybody could give a lethal dose. Pro-death people do not want the possibility that the condemned might get pleasure from the execution.

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u/onlycamefortheporn 9h ago

Funny enough, even though the slightest perceived exposure sends cops into fits, and the news reports a baggie of it could kill Ohio, it still takes a lot of fentanyl to reliably kill a human, and it has to go into a vein.

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u/Funter_312 12h ago

trust me, if it was fool-proof, the Sackler family would’ve been all over that shit

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u/CucumberNo8767 11h ago

Pharmaceutical companies don't want their drugs associated with murder lol

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u/TacoHimmelswanderer 6h ago

Fentanyl isn’t nearly as deadly as it’s made out to be if it were there wouldn’t be any drug addicts left

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u/limegreenpaint 5h ago

150mcg is a large dose to be put directly in your veins, even under supervision.

Cops freak out over touching anything with gloves on, I tend to ignore their opinion of drugs.

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u/VermicelliOwn6502 1h ago

I would rather fight a gorilla that is somehow also on death row.