r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • 14h ago

Lmao gottem She beat the system.

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u/Independent-Bat9545 14h ago

So are they gonna inject her again when the hospital deems her fit to take said medication? What are the next steps?

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u/exodusofficer 13h ago

She might not recover, they put killer doses of pentobarbitol into her. It didn't kill her outright, but she will have terrible chemical burns and tissue death, likely infection, and possibly organ failure or death by pneumonia in the near future.

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u/AngryCrustation 13h ago

This is so much more humane than a guillotine.

Tbh lethal injection seems to put the target through a lot of pain to ensure that everyone watching doesn't think they are in pain. If they instead used some sort of high speed hydraulic press they could smash the head into pieces instantly rendering someone dead before they know it but that would look much more gruesome.

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u/exodusofficer 13h ago

What you want is a power hammer, not a hydraulic press

https://giphy.com/gifs/33F9BfC9ZOUoYH04zu

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u/AstralTurtle11 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Hyf7Jq841JazS

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u/Top_Result_1550 9h ago

Reserve that for Trump's pedophilia trial

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u/3rdUncleMeatSandwich 9h ago

That leprechauns on acid!!!

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u/Hayterfan 3h ago

So we should have Gallagher execute people?

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u/MmmmMorphine 8h ago

Oh hey I just suggested a mallet as a "usual" (vs 'cruel and unusual') execution

Facetiously, of course. I am against the death penalty as strongly as Gallagher hated watermelons (they killed his father)

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u/AgentCirceLuna 5h ago

Wish I could find the American dad gif of the guy’s head being landed on

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u/Quixotic_Tendency 5h ago

"I ain't no skank"

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u/WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch 3h ago

The original "Sledgomatic!"

I can see the tagline now: "It makes wine, smoothies, and now puts an end to death row inmates!"

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u/Low-Confusion-8786 3h ago

This is what she did to her victim but with a block of concrete.

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u/caffeineandpot 7h ago

Big blue!

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u/AngryCrustation 13h ago

The point is you could crush someone's brain into a paste so fast that no human could possibly understand what is happening to them before they die, but instead we need to go with poison or something.

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u/Fun-Agent-7667 11h ago

Shoot them. Same effect as a hydraulic press. Kinetically destroy the brain

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u/AngryCrustation 11h ago

People survive being shot in the head somewhat frequently. A huge piston suddenly dropping 7 tons on your head will just smush you to death instantly.

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u/AnotherPersonPerhaps 11h ago

Maybe we should just stop doing death penalties if this is the length we have to go to in order to make it humane.

Pretty sure society will survive not doing....that.

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u/Rakumei 11h ago

Surprised I had to scroll so far to find this. The real answer.

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u/Fun-Agent-7667 10h ago

Not if you do it right. 3 trained People shooting at a immobile target on short range?