r/SipsTea • • 14h ago

Lmao gottem She beat the system.

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u/-TheDerpinator- 14h ago

You don't survive lethal injections. The injections turn out to not be lethal.

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u/Far-Fennel-3032 13h ago

The problem is that pretty much almost every organisation and individual refuses to take part in preparing the lethal injections, as, funnily enough, it's actually broadly illegal to make pharmaceutical products with the intent of killing people.

So the government has to lie to whoever they are buying it from that it's for something else. So the government receives injections that are safe and won't kill anyone. But then the government needs to find people and convince them to make it lethal, but they also can't actually tell people to make it lethal, as pretty much anyone who knows what they are doing would lose their medical license if they did it. As funny enough compounding pharmacies are tightly regulated who would have guessed.

So these lethal injections have to be prepared by people who don't know what they are doing and have extremely low ethical standards to both practice compounding pharmacy without a license and do so to kill people. So you end up with non-lethal injections that have been successfully made idiot-proof, and the stooges are unable to make them lethal, so people survive all the time. So the whole thing is just a circus.

Keep in mind all the government would need to actually do is flood the room with N2, and people would peacefully pass in their sleep. But laws and regulations about stopping people from dying get in the way of people dying, funnily enough, forcing the government into the circus of lethal injections.

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u/FabulousVanilla9940 13h ago

No idea if anything you said is true but I choose to believe it.

Thats hilarious af.

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u/simpso84 12h ago

Its a crazy as... we have sentenced you to death.
Oh it didnt work. Quick give her life saving treatment.

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u/carolaMelo 11h ago

And kill her as soon she recovered.

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u/Kenooman 9h ago

Don't forget to bill them for the life saving treatment first. 

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u/Bumbymoo 7h ago

And the failed execution! Not covered by insurance. It's a medical treatment.

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u/SpiritCollector 7h ago

Probably need prior authorization though. Insurance is going to need to talk to the judge and determine if this is actually necessary again

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u/Primary_Excuse_7183 7h ago

Well. They don’t open until 9am so we have to wait until tomorrow. Wait, is this an emergency? They have an emergency line.

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u/j-random 5h ago

They'll be paying that off for the rest of their life!

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u/ComfortableCicada69 8h ago

No, we get to pay the bill.

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u/cuddly_degenerate 8h ago

Typically if you survive your execution they can't try to kill you again.

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u/OddBranch132 7h ago

Ehhh that's not true. This was already decided in the supreme Court back in the 40s. 

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u/carolaMelo 7h ago

Good to know. Although from a psychological point of view it's probably tough. Could she sue the state for the circumstances and pain etc?

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u/cuddly_degenerate 7h ago

It is very rare that an inmate can successfully sue the state, although I'm not sure what the precedent is for a botched execution. Probably still a hard sell because legally they did -less- harm than was legally intended.

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u/No-Dance6773 7h ago

Thats kinda the catch 22 here. They technically put her through the death penalty and for all accounts she did her punishment. I am seriously wondering if she is now free or they will just do it again.

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u/DemosthenesOrNah 8h ago

it's worse when you realize the intended mix is likely horrifically painful. the n2 thing is quite literally just not done bc the people in charge of these programs specifically believe causing pain is part of their job

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u/Speffers98 7h ago

I wish that were true for people facing the death penalty for horrific crimes, but sodium pentobarbital has been thoroughly tested and if correctly administered, it is painless. That is why they use it for pets.

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u/comfortless14 36m ago

I’m pretty sure that’s basically how it used to work back in the day. If the accused was sentenced to death and survived, they were often freed