r/Whatcouldgowrong • • 4h ago

Doing handstand at the dentist

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u/phill_cipher 4h ago

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u/Captain_Lu_02 3h ago

the devil made him do it

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u/Homerpaintbucket 3h ago

But he also kinda wanted to

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u/Homnicidal_Doktor 3h ago

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u/Flaky-Sense9522 2h ago

sounds like he just got some bad news about his dental insurance

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame5141 3h ago

The excuse that people who don't want to take responsibility for their actions use.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HU6S4dEDINGkIF2

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u/PsychoCrescendo 2h ago edited 2h ago

As a schizophrenic, I learned the hard way there is some truth to it for some. Many of us really are living with dissonant tormentors trapped inside of our bodies seemingly impervious to most consequences.

The little assholes tend to have a mastery in exploiting all your vulnerabilities living their entire lives inside your body and all, manipulating nearly every element of your reality from memory and reasoning to your very visceral experience of emotion and pain.

Consciousness for many of us becomes a desperate attempt at keeping all of our parts from killing each other.

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u/Glittering-Stomach62 2h ago

It's fascinating to hear those with potential serious mental illnesses talk about their conditions with detachment. Sorry if this comes off as overly clinical -- it's great you're able to manage it!

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u/NicoBango 2h ago

I have zero qualifications to talk about mental illnesses, but I noticed that they kept referring to their own mind as if it were separate entities as well.

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u/Responsible_Oil_2369 1h ago

Mines different it’s always felt “we” the way Eddie Brock talks to venom in his head all the time was something I understood as way too close to home.

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u/Uraanitursas 54m ago

There might be a grain of truth in it for all of us: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internal_Family_Systems_Model

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame5141 2h ago

I hear what you're saying. I appreciate you sharing your experiences. However I'm talking about the general public. There are many people who use this as an excuse after committing heinous crimes or even stupid crimes.

A lot of people are malingerers as well trying to fake their Schizophrenia so that they don't have to do their prison time.

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u/Loud_Boysenberry_736 3h ago

Now he’ll be visited by the Reverse Tooth Fairy. His money will be taken away and he’ll get extra molars implanted until he pays it all off.

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u/purplemoosen 2h ago

The devil is in the dentals

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u/algalkin 2h ago

The devil - master of intrusive thoughts.

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u/Kernkraft3000 2h ago

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u/azsxdcfvg 39m ago

I think this is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week lol

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u/mykehawksaverage 2h ago

Hormones made him do it.

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u/FakeMik090 2h ago

Eat that devil egg on the windows stall. I don't know how long it been there...

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u/Evantaur 2h ago

Idle Hans are the devils workshop

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u/Odd_Willow_4312 1h ago

The devil also made him post it. There is some kind of agenda here, hidden beneath these attempts. Hope no one is hurt.

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u/apx_redditor 22m ago

Made him film it, too

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame5141 3h ago

Well, he was recording himself, likely with his phone so, we can guess for ticktock, IG, or one of those platforms that idiots like this perform for.

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u/haveeyoumetTed 3h ago

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u/dinophone31 1h ago

Probably the wrong subreddit to use the one but I sadly lost all other versions of this meme and this is the only one available

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u/WhatIsTheAmplitude 3h ago

AND he posted it

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u/AccomplishedRow6685 3h ago

Never a chance he wouldn’t

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u/EverythingSucksYo 13m ago

Yeah his dental bill just went way up, he could use the money from views. 

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u/Odd_Willow_4312 1h ago

Yup, the devil made him post it. It was against his will but that of his grand Master who fks around with people's head.

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u/UltimaBahamut93 3h ago

This is a perfect gif because it looks like the dentist walked in and is asking him why

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u/rrallan 2h ago

Instead, the dentist was actually standing there off camera, thinking… probably the same thing

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u/DrDuned 3h ago

"mY iNtRuSiVe ThOuGhTs WoN" aka I have the impulse control of a toddler casually ripping flowers out of the ground as he walks by for no reason

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u/No-Consideration-716 3h ago

This was not impulsive. This was planned.

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u/powerhammerarms 22m ago

Planned. So has the emotional needs of a toddler and needs to be validated by posting on social media.

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u/Due-Dentist9986 3h ago

So confused... being in a hospital or medical setting Im afraid to move around the room knowing everything around me cost like a year or more of salary for me to replace.....

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u/Beautiful_Hunt1095 2h ago

The dentist was pretty and doing some circus trick is his mating ritual.

People who can do these things spend a lot of time training and practicing, so some people feel a constant need to show it off.

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u/totalwarwiser 2h ago

Yeah, most dentists cant start practicing at their own office because all the basic gear takes a lot of money (here in Brazil its like 20.000 dollars at least).

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u/RyuNoKami 1h ago

You know how you have those thoughts? Some people went the other direction. They feel the urge to mess around in places they know they shouldn't.

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u/Due-Dentist9986 47m ago

I wish I was that cool. The idea of casually doing a handstand on a chair that probably costs more than a Porsche is just not something I could pull off.

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u/BlueSonjo 3h ago

All posts in this subreddit have some degree of "but why" but this has got to be near the top in terms of "but why" levels.

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u/Various_Necessary_45 2h ago

Because he's really fucking stupid.

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u/FlorianTheLynx 2h ago

Main character syndrome. 

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u/1020cbstl 6m ago

Dentist fault. He should have known he was add and might do something like this if left waiting for too long.

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u/3-orange-whips 3h ago

4tehcontent

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u/MarvinMonroeZapThing 2h ago

Was there ever a more appropriate use of this meme?

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u/Cum-Collector420 2h ago

the 1.5 hours of wait time have erroded his brain

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u/Lasting_Night_Fall 2h ago

Girl. That’s usually it.

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u/Rickalodean 3h ago

I know 25 letters of the alphabet...I don't know Y.

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u/postbansequel 2h ago

Because not all animals are ready for technologia.

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u/thinwwll 2h ago

Maybe he was trying to impress the dentist lady…

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 2h ago

Same reason why he set up the camera.

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u/Fit-World-3885 2h ago

Probably wanted to see if the armrests could support his weight.  

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u/Overclocked11 2h ago

Thanks to social media, people across the globe feel that its important to do the dumbest possible shit and record it all for the sake of views.

our society is well and truly cooked.

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u/HEX_BootyBootyBooty 2h ago

Sun glasses on top of the hat, indoors, tells you all you need to know.

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 2h ago

Exact though going in my head :P

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u/rrromulusss 2h ago

You know why.

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u/AverageProof670 1h ago

Is this from the White Castle movie 😂😂😂😂

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u/r_a_d_ 1h ago

because he wanted it for his tiktok feed

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u/Dull_Bid6002 1h ago

CONTENT, DOCTOR, WE NEED MORE CONTENT STAT

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u/Bk_Punisher 1h ago

Brain fart + intrusive thoughts.

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u/Driftinfoot_Malone 1h ago

For fun my why is why didn’t he immediately go to grab his phone to hide it all and be like “yeah idk thy just hit the wall?”

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u/vranaverse 55m ago

Nitros Oxide.

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u/djshimon 50m ago

For the gram

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u/PlaneTry4277 3h ago

Retired gif

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u/IcebergDarts 3h ago

“We’re gonna numb you up and leave for a couple minutes….” Dentists fucks off to Narnia for a year… This happens

That’s why

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u/cat_peee 3h ago

why not?