r/Whatcouldgowrong • • 3h ago

Doing handstand at the dentist

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u/phill_cipher 3h ago

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u/Captain_Lu_02 3h ago

the devil made him do it

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame5141 3h ago

The excuse that people who don't want to take responsibility for their actions use.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HU6S4dEDINGkIF2

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u/PsychoCrescendo 2h ago edited 1h ago

As a schizophrenic, I learned the hard way there is some truth to it for some. Many of us really are living with dissonant tormentors trapped inside of our bodies seemingly impervious to most consequences.

The little assholes tend to have a mastery in exploiting all your vulnerabilities living their entire lives inside your body and all, manipulating nearly every element of your reality from memory and reasoning to your very visceral experience of emotion and pain.

Consciousness for many of us becomes a desperate attempt at keeping all of our parts from killing each other.

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u/Glittering-Stomach62 1h ago

It's fascinating to hear those with potential serious mental illnesses talk about their conditions with detachment. Sorry if this comes off as overly clinical -- it's great you're able to manage it!

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u/NicoBango 1h ago

I have zero qualifications to talk about mental illnesses, but I noticed that they kept referring to their own mind as if it were separate entities as well.

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u/Responsible_Oil_2369 31m ago

Mines different it’s always felt “we” the way Eddie Brock talks to venom in his head all the time was something I understood as way too close to home.

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u/Loud_Boysenberry_736 2h ago

Now he’ll be visited by the Reverse Tooth Fairy. His money will be taken away and he’ll get extra molars implanted until he pays it all off.

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u/purplemoosen 1h ago

The devil is in the dentals

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u/algalkin 2h ago

The devil - master of intrusive thoughts.

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame5141 3h ago

Well, he was recording himself, likely with his phone so, we can guess for ticktock, IG, or one of those platforms that idiots like this perform for.

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u/WhatIsTheAmplitude 3h ago

AND he posted it

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u/AccomplishedRow6685 3h ago

Never a chance he wouldn’t

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u/UltimaBahamut93 3h ago

This is a perfect gif because it looks like the dentist walked in and is asking him why

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u/rrallan 1h ago

Instead, the dentist was actually standing there off camera, thinking… probably the same thing

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u/DrDuned 2h ago

"mY iNtRuSiVe ThOuGhTs WoN" aka I have the impulse control of a toddler casually ripping flowers out of the ground as he walks by for no reason

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u/No-Consideration-716 2h ago

This was not impulsive. This was planned.

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u/Due-Dentist9986 2h ago

So confused... being in a hospital or medical setting Im afraid to move around the room knowing everything around me cost like a year or more of salary for me to replace.....

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u/Beautiful_Hunt1095 2h ago

The dentist was pretty and doing some circus trick is his mating ritual.

People who can do these things spend a lot of time training and practicing, so some people feel a constant need to show it off.

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u/BlueSonjo 2h ago

All posts in this subreddit have some degree of "but why" but this has got to be near the top in terms of "but why" levels.

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u/Various_Necessary_45 2h ago

Because he's really fucking stupid.

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u/FlorianTheLynx 2h ago

Main character syndrome. 

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u/3-orange-whips 2h ago

4tehcontent

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u/MarvinMonroeZapThing 1h ago

Was there ever a more appropriate use of this meme?

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u/Cum-Collector420 2h ago

the 1.5 hours of wait time have erroded his brain

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u/WorkingInAColdMind 3h ago

Have we just completely bred self control out of our species?

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u/Mythosaurus 3h ago

No, we just only recently got the capacity to film what was already happening with personal phones.

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u/lego_georgetrevor 3h ago

Common answer and mostly true.  But I think there is more of an incentive to go viral now that makes people more willing to do stupid ass things 

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u/bubblegumbombshell 3h ago

It’s self propagating. People have always done stupid and/or shameless things but now they can film it, share it, and get widespread attention from it.

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u/hoax709 2h ago

We can monetize their stupidity. Before we had actors/clowns acting silly but otherwise nothing to dramatic. Then America's funniest home videos showed that you don't need much just like 30 seconds... follow the trend to Jackass/Viva la Bam/Dudesons..etc and now we're caught up to stupid tiktok trends where most of the drama is staged. I'm sure some of americas funniest home videos were too but i'd wager most were just funny moments that just happened to be caught.

If this guy pulled it off he gets clout for doing it if he fails he gets attention for failing. Any attention is good attention until the world turns on you (Ed Sheeran) even then you write a book about " how the world turned on me in 7 days" and shill a cryto coin while your in the limelight.

think about it we really did monetize stupid to the point where its a profession... look at "A simple life" or any reality TV.. we want people we can point at and say " well i'm smarter then them" .

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u/RedOctobyr 1h ago

and say " well i'm smarter then them" .

"I'm smarter THAN them" , I believe :) Sorry, just giving you a hard time. Sadly, I think you're right, lots of stuff seems like a bit of a race to the bottom.

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u/WorkingInAColdMind 2h ago

I don't want to upvote this, but I will because you're right.

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u/MelonJelly 1h ago

This is one of the reasons many courtrooms don't allow cameras. People just naturally act out in front of them.

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u/nolaks1 2h ago

Yeah, you used to need friends to impress IRL. Now they can be remote.

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u/lego_georgetrevor 2h ago

Absolutely and the don't even need to be friends really 

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u/NameToUseOnReddit 2h ago

Or impressed!

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u/MRV3N 3h ago

Blame Apple from creating the first generation IPhone

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u/Wreckn 2h ago

Legitimately the worst thing to happen to the internet.

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u/Abragram_Stinkin 2h ago

Debatable. I would posit Social Media is the worst thing to ever happen to the internet / society writ large.

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u/leftofthebellcurve 3h ago

not everyone was an attention seeker before phones though.

That number certainly has gone up significantly

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u/Test4Echooo 3h ago

It has and it’s gotten people killed over it. Remember when teenagers were doing all those “challenges”?

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u/leftofthebellcurve 2h ago

There are always challenges but with the ability to record and upload said challenges there are more engaging in said attention seeking behavior 

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u/true_contrarian 2h ago

It's because in the post-social media world, attention regardless of good or bad is now rewarded with money. In the past, if you were a dumbass in public, you'd get your ass kicked and ostracized.

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u/sociofobs 3h ago

Common and legit argument, although there's also no doubt far more stupidity nowadays.

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u/RandomCandor 2h ago

Fair, but this particular stunt only exists because it was recorded

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u/vonseggernc 2h ago

And then give people fake Internet points that can be used to get real money.

Let's go capitalism

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u/indiana_groanz 2h ago

What was already happening? There's no way that guy would be doing a hand stand in the dentist office if he didn't have a way to film it.

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u/friendlier1 3h ago

It’s a funny comment, but this is just how people are and how we have always been. It’s just now we get to see because people film everything.

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u/snapplesauce1 3h ago

Children, sure. But couldn't we agree that because of social media, viral videos, and "influencing," isn't it likely that adults are incentivized to do outrageous stuff on video for clout that they otherwise wouldn't have done?

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u/The_Meme_Economy 2h ago

Exactly. This getting posted here is evidence that not only pulling wild stunts but having them go wrong makes money. Social media is a blight on society.

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u/waltdidneyworlp 2h ago

You don't think that the reward system of filming and posting has anything to do with a higher incidence of this behavior? Whatsoever?

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u/veriix 1h ago

People are doing more stupid shit because it's easier than ever to record and share yourself doing stupid shit to a massive audience to try and get your 15 seconds. The recording is a major cause of the behavior, not just the evidence of it.

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u/chlebseby 3h ago

kinda, you need to do something exceptionally stupid to lose ability to pass genes in today world. Most of the time you will only get popularity.

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u/AnotherDamnTransAlt 3h ago

This made me laugh really hard and then get really sad.

Becuase like… Probably.

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u/AlexHimself 3h ago

People are all trying to grind for clicks/views. We've made a trashy internet dopamine hook.

Humans are constantly thinking what they can do throughout their day for more of it.

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u/Digitalizing 2h ago

I just watched a flight attendant have to scold a man for trying to use an airplane bathroom barefoot, I’d say yes.

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u/bobemil 1h ago

It's the need for attention. But at the same time it's what drives us to create good things for society.

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u/Acceptable_Job_5486 1h ago

People realize you could profit off impulsive thoughts.

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u/PlumKnown 1h ago

I can assure you I’m human and I am not doing handstands in my dentists chair

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u/DarthSocks 1h ago

There is a dumb fucking asshole born every minute

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u/beetle8209 3h ago

For what purpose?

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u/Danielrmk 3h ago

Clout

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u/BarrelStrawberry 2h ago

I'm sure this got 1000x the amount of views because of his failure. It isn't really seeking clout when a crowd is laughing at your stupidity.

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u/turtleship_2006 2h ago

Sure, but engagement and views are engagement and views

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u/Shppo 1h ago

stupidity is money 🤑

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u/allnamesbeentaken 3h ago

Many people are fucking stupid and just follow whatever impulse that smooth hunk of meat between their ears commands

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u/AntTheMighty 3h ago

He's filming it. It's not impulse, he just wants attention.

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u/allnamesbeentaken 3h ago

Wanting the attention is an impulse and he's following it through

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u/AntTheMighty 2h ago

That's fair. I always think of acting on impulse as having a much shorter delay between the thought and the action.

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u/Freepi 3h ago

Did you not see the cute dental hygienist?

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u/Malibucat48 3h ago

Macho macho man. He’s got to be a macho man.

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u/Andi82ka 3h ago

How are you doing your warmup?

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u/Xandaru__ 3h ago

Why the FUCK would you do that?

My Dentist is super chill and nice. He gives me great treatment and sometimes gives me fillings that would cost 80€ for free. We all call us by our first name (Me, the Dentist and his Dentist Assistants) and are just vibing. I would feel so much shame if I break something at his office for the sake of goofing around for a video.

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u/As7ro_ 3h ago

80 for a filling?!?! I just paid 400 in the U.S.

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u/Xandaru__ 3h ago

It depends on the Filling there's a free version and one you pay 80€. Health Insurance covers it for me. Doesn't yours does it?

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u/Aarrolyffe 3h ago

My insurance covers one cleaning and one filling per year.

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u/Xandaru__ 3h ago

I think in my Life I paid only once my Dentist for one cleaning? And I never needed to pay my Doctor anything. Except Medications where I need to pay my Part but it's usually only 5-10€ every few months.

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u/Aarrolyffe 3h ago

My health insurance is $150 a month, is not the top tier, and is only for me. I still pay for medicine (albeit it is heavily discounted but still more than yours depending on what it is).

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u/Xandaru__ 3h ago

You need to pay for health insurance? It's free here. Well "free", we pay higher taxes.

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u/thebeardedcats 41m ago

I pay $200/month. I have to pay a copay of $30-50 every time I see a doctor. Insurance doesn't cover anything until I pay $2,000 for care (this is called a deductible). Copays don't apply to the deductible. After I pay down the deductible, it's still not free, I have to pay 20% of every procedure (and the copays!). The deductible resets every year.

This is the best option my job offers. If I lose my job, I lose my health insurance. Something like 25% of my taxes are still going towards healthcare, I just don't get to use it.

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u/saharanwrap 3h ago

I get 2 cleanings a year and any work that needs to be done is covered. Though they only pay for 1 fluoride treatment a year so I gotta pay the $25 at the second cleaning

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u/Flamee-o_hotman 3h ago

In the United States, health insurance does not cover dental procedures. You have to get dental insurance for that. Both of those types of insurance are through companies who don't want you to get any work done so that they don't have to pay anything and can profit more. It's a terrible system.

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u/tac29000 3h ago

Nope, welcome to America

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u/Caturday_Everyday 2h ago

Teeth are luxury bones in America. Many people don't have any dental insurance, and those that do often have strict limits despite paying monthly premiums.

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u/IcemanJEC 2h ago

Damn you overpaid compared to the US.

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u/StebenL 2h ago

Haha, my teeth will likely kill me in the next year or two, America is unfortunately severely lacking when it comes to dental care

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u/lordaloa 3h ago

400???? Where the fuck you going what a ripoff I pay 60€ for a filling

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u/TheLarusArgentatus 3h ago

That’s the USA and Healthcare for ya.

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u/IcemanJEC 2h ago

Lol is it? I paid $50 and don’t have extravagant insurance.

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u/IRefuseToGiveAName 1h ago

Huge variance it seems in the thread. I've had to pay over $200 for a composite filling.

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u/TheRumpleForesk1n 3h ago

Lol I'm in the US. I have dental insurance. Had my first ever filling and still had to pay $650 out of pocket, no joke. Told them in the next visit that the filling felt weird and I think it needed to be shaved down a little bit more. 2 minutes of shaving cost me another $150..not joking again! I pay $30 a month for insurance and it only covers cleanings every 6 months. US healthcare and insurance is a fucking joke.

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u/Devincc 3h ago

Lmao what? You went to a scam dentist

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u/yyyyzryrd 2h ago

I paid £400 (uk) to have a tooth removed a few months ago. Still hurting from that.

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u/METRlOS 2h ago

Canadian here. It's about $200 for a filling, but 80% coverage is pretty common. Also discounts for children, so I think my childs one ended up costing about $20 Canadian ($14 USD).

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u/Inevitable_Butthole 2h ago

Yeah you surprised Americans get ripped off? Wake up lmao

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u/FakeMikeScantlin 1h ago

Find a new place. You’re getting screwed. 

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u/sunlightsyrup 3h ago

"Look! Look! Dad! Look!

You're not looking!!"

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u/swadezy 2h ago

That’s convenient your Dentist’s first name is Dentist and his Assistant’s are Dentist Assistants. Me is an interesting name too

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u/Fake_Hyena 2h ago

I fixed it

My Dentist is super chill and nice. He gives me great treatment and sometimes gives me fillings that would cost 80€ for free. We all call us by our first name (Me, the Dentist and his Dentist Assistants) and are just vibing. I would feel so much shame if I break something at his office for the sake of goofing around for a video.

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u/GolfGodsAreReal 3h ago

I don't know how this happened HONEST

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u/sam_I_am_knot 3h ago

It was like this when I got here.

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u/ggk1 1h ago

lol I love how he had to admit “I uh…did something dumb”

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u/MapachoCura 3h ago

That dude is a real jerk. He knew it wasn’t the place and was in appropriate and now others will have to clean up after him instead of focusing on their patients.

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u/King_of_the_Goats 2h ago

As a dentist, he broke the fucking chair!! You can’t treat people in that room until it’s fixed. Patients now don’t get care, you can’t earn, maybe the assistant has to take time off until it’s fixed. Just unbelievable behavior. He’d never walk back in my office.

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u/Old_Ladies 2h ago

And my brother used to be a secretary for a dental office which his job also included managing finances. Everything in a dental office is absurdly expensive. Whatever you think the price is it is higher than that.

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u/King_of_the_Goats 1h ago

I’m a dentist. Depending on the chair and what the supplier charges for parts and labor that could be a 40000 handstand.

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u/Ameri0425 1h ago

Should be charged not just for the damage, but for the income lost until the room is operational again

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u/Sunshadow_Reaper 2h ago

And would the tool that he picked up off the floor have to be thoroughly cleaned too?

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u/vexamarant 1h ago

It would be sterilized anyway, even if he wasn’t being a dumbass.

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u/aidissonance 3h ago

Main character attitude

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u/Antique-Cricket8809 3h ago

Imagine getting the double bill

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u/PukeNuggets 2h ago

The best part… he STILL posts it like there isn’t anything to be embarrassed about. #BringBackShame.

https://giphy.com/gifs/vX9WcCiWwUF7G

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u/runonandonandonanon 59m ago

Ehh, they'll never be able to prove it. The only existing recording is on his personal phone. He would have to intentionally post it on the internet or something for it to come to light.

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u/Lunavixen15 3h ago

Those chairs cost an average of about $30000 depending on the model. A single one of those drill handpiece lines or air/water lines (triplex) can cost well over $1000 to replace. The light reflectors are usually a couple of hundred per shield. This does not count any of the damage to handpieces or other tools, which can also run over $1000 each to replace depending on the tool.

He'd better hope nothing is actually broken

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u/EF-Eight 2h ago

But making it on the front page of Reddit?

Priceless.

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u/Wise-Dust3700 2h ago

Looks to me something is cracked on the reflector. I bet the dentistry ate this bill because they didn't realize what he'd done because he looks like the type to skip out without telling anyone.

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u/catonsteroids 1h ago

He did break the tv, so there’s that.

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u/PressureItchy9372 3h ago

why? why would you do that? Are you secretly 4 years old?

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u/idothisinmysleep 3h ago

What a fucking idiot

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u/sik_dik 3h ago

He’ll pay it off through indentured servitude

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u/YoungLittlePanda 3h ago

mild chuckle

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u/Myspace-Famous 3h ago

I fucking hate people so much.

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u/Jumoke1331 3h ago

How dumb can you be? To first of all do this, and than go onto post it.

We really are just becoming dumber on the overall aren't we..

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u/UltimaBahamut93 3h ago

Dude I freaking hate it when my dentist injects me with handstand compulsion serum instead of anesthetics.

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u/Tilliperuna 3h ago

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u/Icy-Name9741 2h ago

yeah how is no one talking about why this is being filmed and who uploaded it

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u/Marloges 2h ago

He obviously filmed himself by setting up a camera/his phone? He's looking at the thing at the end of the video

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u/Quixotic_Seal 1h ago
  1. For Clout.

  2. By himself, might as well get something out of it.

  3. Because he's stupid and selfish.

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame5141 3h ago

What a dumb, MFer.

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u/Galileominotaurlazer 3h ago

Body might say adult, but the brain is toddler level

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u/Frosty-Principle2260 3h ago

But why he had to do that... and tv was saved by luck.

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u/Immature_adult_guy 2h ago

TV is the cheapest thing in there

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u/Samurai_Mac1 2h ago

Ugh. Influencer culture is so fucking cringe.

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u/Trumperekt 3h ago

Look at the bright side here. He could get his teeth fixed right away if he broke them!

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u/Radical_Warren 3h ago

Why was this being filmed?

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u/Complete_Silver2595 3h ago

Did she say, "want me to stitch you up?" I didn't see him bleeding from anywhere

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u/UshankaBear 2h ago

Maybe she meant a vasectomy? So his progeny doesn't roam the earth, you know.

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u/Medium_General2439 3h ago

Thats what happens when you look at the TV of questionable tomfoolery

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u/vectorcanopy 3h ago

Dental plan didn’t cover parkour

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u/Jonathon_world 3h ago

Did she say do you want me to stitch you up

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u/I_can_vouch_for_that 3h ago

These idiots are doing anything for views.

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u/Evacuation_euphoria 3h ago

What a prick. This culture of doing dumb stuff for clicks is getting so boring now. I hope he has to pay for all of the damaged kit. It won't be cheap.

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u/RedditReddit87 2h ago

Grown ass man with attention seeking behavior.

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u/Content_Holiday_5588 3h ago

Disappointed that the TV is left out

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u/Indigo2015 3h ago

Attention whoring

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u/SAINTnumberFIVE 3h ago

I mean, I know everybody handles dental anxiety differently, but this is a new one.

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u/Electronic-Trip8775 3h ago

It just fell over...don't know what happened.....

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u/ilocano-american 3h ago

I hope the dentist put him to sleep and when he woke up, all his front teeth were extracted. Why Doc? Oh, when you fell doing handstand, you fell on your face and damage to your teeth required extraction.

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u/phquewe 3h ago

That reminds me of the time I pulled a tooth out at the gym.

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u/attempt6 3h ago

Yeah that insurance claim isn't gonna go through

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u/tarsonis999 3h ago

Guess the ape was high from their supply

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u/GlennAle 3h ago

What a dipshit!!

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u/Available-Dare-7414 3h ago

Would’ve been poetic if he fell on his face and knocked all his teeth out

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u/noodleking21 3h ago

"Hey buddy, this is Dr. Harp. I was just looking at your x-ray and it seems like you will need 25 emergency-fillings. We also just ran out of our nitrous oxide and Lidocaine, so its gonna be......what? Chair? No we are not worried about that. Alright, lets begin.

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u/lilyputin 3h ago

At that point you have to say sorry you've got to go. When they ask where to go refer them to the dentist you hate the most

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u/CheckoutMySpeedo 3h ago

It was all going pretty well until the end. Much better than what I could do. But now I have a challenge for the next dental visit.

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u/I_Must_Be_Going 3h ago

Why are all the pretty ones dumb?

/s

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u/DisorderlyBoat 3h ago

Social media is such a cancer

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u/Waste_Philosopher_28 3h ago

I am so tired of selfish assholes

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u/milesdito 3h ago

I fucking hate social media.

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u/Forest-Ninja2469 2h ago

guy acting like hes 8 years old

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u/lloydisgreen 2h ago

Don't try to put it back together man

just don't you're making it worse

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u/Successful_Laugh_299 2h ago

I would ban this guy honestly.

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u/BAF_DaWg82 2h ago

Does that and is proud enough to still share it afterwards.

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u/lynivvinyl 2h ago

I don't think he'll ever forget how stupid he was at that point.

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u/Marsupialize 2h ago

The unbreakable insane addiction to a half second of bored, fleeting attention from strangers as they scroll by is the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen in regards to humanity

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u/Unique-Objective4249 2h ago

Idk what happened it just fell over. Ima sue

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u/luv2ctheworld 2h ago

The stupidometer broke with this one.

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u/aNewPattern 2h ago

Bothers me so much that the text is like "Oopsie! Look how silly I am that I did this at my dentist office!" Like I would never post that online ever

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u/xChoke1x 2h ago

Man I’m so tired of people thinking every day is designed just for them.

The lack of self control is fucking astounding. What man…what’s the point? You do a dumb fucking handstand at your dentists office and everyone applauds? You get fake internet points that mean fucking nothing?

Fuck you. Lol

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u/chairmanrob 2h ago

What’s up with dudes dressing like children

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u/Queequegs_Harpoon 2h ago

Imagine being a grown-ass adult and still being THIS fucking childish.

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u/fucktooshifty 23m ago

stupid manchild fuck he deserves to be squished