r/Whatcouldgowrong • • 4h ago

Doing handstand at the dentist

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u/Xandaru__ 3h ago

Why the FUCK would you do that?

My Dentist is super chill and nice. He gives me great treatment and sometimes gives me fillings that would cost 80€ for free. We all call us by our first name (Me, the Dentist and his Dentist Assistants) and are just vibing. I would feel so much shame if I break something at his office for the sake of goofing around for a video.

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u/As7ro_ 3h ago

80 for a filling?!?! I just paid 400 in the U.S.

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u/Xandaru__ 3h ago

It depends on the Filling there's a free version and one you pay 80€. Health Insurance covers it for me. Doesn't yours does it?

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u/Aarrolyffe 3h ago

My insurance covers one cleaning and one filling per year.

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u/Xandaru__ 3h ago

I think in my Life I paid only once my Dentist for one cleaning? And I never needed to pay my Doctor anything. Except Medications where I need to pay my Part but it's usually only 5-10€ every few months.

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u/Aarrolyffe 3h ago

My health insurance is $150 a month, is not the top tier, and is only for me. I still pay for medicine (albeit it is heavily discounted but still more than yours depending on what it is).

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u/Xandaru__ 3h ago

You need to pay for health insurance? It's free here. Well "free", we pay higher taxes.

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u/thebeardedcats 1h ago

I pay $200/month. I have to pay a copay of $30-50 every time I see a doctor. Insurance doesn't cover anything until I pay $2,000 for care (this is called a deductible). Copays don't apply to the deductible. After I pay down the deductible, it's still not free, I have to pay 20% of every procedure (and the copays!). The deductible resets every year.

This is the best option my job offers. If I lose my job, I lose my health insurance. Something like 25% of my taxes are still going towards healthcare, I just don't get to use it.

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u/Xandaru__ 1h ago

I... I'm shocked.

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u/EquivalentQuery 39m ago

First time learning about America, eh?

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u/CMDR_Khayden 35m ago

Yeah, Health and Life Insurance Agent here, shits fucked here in america. There's a lot of different versions of Health insurance that offer different methods of payment, copay, and deductibles that the average american will not understand one bit.

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u/MagentaHawk 30m ago

And just to highlight, they have pretty good insurance. That is a low premium (monthly payment), decent co-pay, and a low deductible. My sister pays much more per month for a much higher deductible since it's just the best she can get in her area. It's barbaric.

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u/KookyDust8787 3h ago

Americans can join the military and when they get out they have free premium healthcare for life

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u/spottyPotty 2h ago

Free healthcare and free education are 2 of the largest drivers for enrollment. 

No wonder they are kept so expensive.

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u/maboyles90 1h ago

From what I've heard the health care veterans get is not that premium.

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u/Hefty_Map3665 53m ago

Want free healthcare for life?

The cost: go risk your life for a few years and potentially die if the president decides to start a pointless war

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u/SconnieLite 3h ago

To be fair that’s not the case for everybody here. My wife’s employer pays for ours and it covers routine cleanings twice a year and there’s a copay for fillings and such. Not everybody in the US has shitty circumstances with health insurance.

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u/captain_croco 3h ago

Still tied to work. My buddy’s daughter was born with some health issues and if he were to lose his job he meds would jump to $15,000 a month.

I don’t know anyone else in my life who worries so much about his job. He has to be one of their best people and it’s a good job but the way he talks about anything going wrong at work you can tell he is actually scared.

So yeah good health insurance does exist here it’s just almost always tied to your job.

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u/PM_ME_UR_REDPANDAS 2h ago

Sure, but you’re still relying on your wife’s employer to subsidize it. What happens if she changes jobs or gets laid off? You might end up with coverage that isn’t as good, or the new employer might not subsidize as much, putting more of the cost on the employee.

And you’re still at the mercy of the insurance company as to whether they will pay for a particular medication or procedure.

Not everybody in the US has shitty circumstances with health insurance.

Or we could flip that around and say not everybody in the US has such good circumstances with health insurance.

https://www.commonwealthfund.org/publications/surveys/2024/nov/state-health-insurance-coverage-us-2024-biennial-survey

https://www.census.gov/library/stories/2025/09/health-coverage-by-occupation.html

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u/Squeezitgirdle 1h ago

My health insurance doesn't even cover dental or vision. I have to pay for those seperarely.

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u/ArturosDad 1h ago

I was recently quoted around $6K for a single implant.

And I have dental insurance.

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u/saharanwrap 3h ago

I get 2 cleanings a year and any work that needs to be done is covered. Though they only pay for 1 fluoride treatment a year so I gotta pay the $25 at the second cleaning

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u/BuzzardDogma 3h ago

Ultimately you still pay more for medical expenses than most other places and it would be cheaper for you to pay it through taxes rather than private insurance.

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u/saharanwrap 1h ago

I'm from Canada. We only just recently got free dental care so it's not very widespread yet.

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u/BuzzardDogma 1h ago

Did you change your comment? The one I replied to was about work provided insurance.

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u/saharanwrap 1h ago

I did not. I have dental insurance trig work

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u/behold-my-titties 2h ago

I'm not on the NHS dentistry here (UK) but I can go to an emergency dentist and get treated for a flat fee of £70 (this was 3/4 years ago)

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u/Zenigen 17m ago

That sounds like shitty insurance, even for the generally terrible US dental insurance offerings! Mine covers 2 cleanings per year, plus $2k in other dental services without limit. I've spent it on fillings, Invisalign, crowns, etc (yeah yeah my teeth suck, but they were way worse before the invisalign!)

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u/SquisherX 16m ago

The USA is really some dystopian shit. Richest country in the world, 90% of the population would never know it though.

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u/Flamee-o_hotman 3h ago

In the United States, health insurance does not cover dental procedures. You have to get dental insurance for that. Both of those types of insurance are through companies who don't want you to get any work done so that they don't have to pay anything and can profit more. It's a terrible system.

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u/LazyRunner777 1h ago

So would you rather want to pay 16% of your salary?

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u/tac29000 3h ago

Nope, welcome to America

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u/Caturday_Everyday 3h ago

Teeth are luxury bones in America. Many people don't have any dental insurance, and those that do often have strict limits despite paying monthly premiums.

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u/IcemanJEC 3h ago

Damn you overpaid compared to the US.

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u/StebenL 2h ago

Haha, my teeth will likely kill me in the next year or two, America is unfortunately severely lacking when it comes to dental care

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u/WhatANoob2025 2h ago

Americans: what's "health insurance"?

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u/BluntsnBoards 2h ago

The $400 is the cheap one, insurance covers $200 of it.

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u/Old-Current6989 1h ago

LOL, you read the part where they said American right? As an American I can tell you, no. Your way is infinitely better and we will never learn. 

eta: I want to stress this is true with dental insurance you PAY for. First, you pay the insurance. Then you pay for the treatment. Some might ask what you're paying for in the first place and that's an excellent question. If you're really lucky, you'll get a "no surprise billing" form to sign, knowing full well there will be surprises. Maybe not today but they'll come in the mail.

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u/Xandaru__ 57m ago

Wait, you pay for dental insurance seperately? What next? You need to do insurance if your eyes suck? lol

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u/Old-Current6989 45m ago

You'll never believe this but eye insurance is separate as well.

And we pay for the good one that covers only portions of Rx glasses and parts of an eye exam.

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u/mrrexx96 3h ago

My health insurance is also covering all premium fillings. You have to pay a little if you have a „smaller“ insurance tho.

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u/Migdog1198 3h ago

That is with health insurance!

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u/FartingRaspberry 1h ago

In the US teeth are considered a luxury and most employer dental plans will cover one cleaning and if you're lucky one filling per year.

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u/Squeezitgirdle 1h ago

Our health insurance in the US exists to raise costs, not lower them.

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u/Joopbox 3h ago

Doesn't yours does it!? Lol fucking literacy!!

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u/lordaloa 3h ago

400???? Where the fuck you going what a ripoff I pay 60€ for a filling

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u/TheRumpleForesk1n 3h ago

Lol I'm in the US. I have dental insurance. Had my first ever filling and still had to pay $650 out of pocket, no joke. Told them in the next visit that the filling felt weird and I think it needed to be shaved down a little bit more. 2 minutes of shaving cost me another $150..not joking again! I pay $30 a month for insurance and it only covers cleanings every 6 months. US healthcare and insurance is a fucking joke.

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u/Astandsforataxia69 3h ago

i paid like 37€ for two fillings

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u/Switchermaroo 2h ago

Sheesh. Mine cost £75, I had to have a follow up because of pain too but that was free because it was under warranty

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u/PurbulentTriest 2h ago

I chipped a tooth last month. The fix, which shaving down the tooth a bit, filling and then smoothing that out afterwards cost me $10. 

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u/Quixotic_Seal 2h ago edited 2h ago

Just gotta say, even as a fellow American, getting charged for coming in to reshape a new filling to ensure a proper bite is insane. I am prone to cavities despite brushing/flossing religiously, and I've never had those kinds of touch-up sessions get charged or put through insurance. If they fucked it up the first time they fix it end of story.

Might be different if there were more serious complications, but not something that basic. That's not normal.

Also $650 with insurance sounds more like what I would have been looking at for my root canal a few years back if insurance hadn't fully covered it. $650 after insurance seems high for just a standard cavity filling.

You legitimately seem to have found a really shitty dentist practice.

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u/TheRumpleForesk1n 59m ago

My dentist was my uncle my whole life growing up. He passed away a couple years ago and I have been bouncing around trying new dentists for the last few years since his passing.

I haven't been back to that dentist for the filling. It was my first ever cavity so I had no idea what to expect...but I am getting real tired of switching. Next time (crossing my fingers there isn't a next time since I'm 34 and only have had one cavity) I'll be sure to ask for itemized billing and question my shitty company insurance.

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u/Fanny_Flapps 2h ago

Well you clearly didn't have dental insurance then lol

You pay to not be covered for treatment? I dunno what that is but it sure as fuck isn't insurance 

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u/TheLarusArgentatus 3h ago

That’s the USA and Healthcare for ya.

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u/IcemanJEC 3h ago

Lol is it? I paid $50 and don’t have extravagant insurance.

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u/IRefuseToGiveAName 2h ago

Huge variance it seems in the thread. I've had to pay over $200 for a composite filling.

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u/IcemanJEC 1h ago

Oh absolutely. I had that done for $50. It’s almost like America is larger than Europe and has different COL in different areas. Not to mention different laws and regulations in different states, along with different employers who value employee benefits in different ways since no two people are the same. Anyone who goes on here to expect to puff their chest up or look down on someone else over this shit is insane.

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u/writingpracticeman 1h ago

I just paid $20 for a filling after insurance and it was $100 before that, so, uh...

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u/40filchock 46m ago

No it's not.

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u/screamingw 3h ago

yep, $400

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u/Such_Paper_2797 3h ago

I get a white filling at my dentist in Scotland for just under £30

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u/Devincc 3h ago

Lmao what? You went to a scam dentist

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u/As7ro_ 3h ago

I don’t have dental insurance and I live in Seattle so I assume that’s normal? Luckily, it’s the only filling I’ve ever had to have.

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u/IcemanJEC 3h ago

Lol wtf no it’s not normal. I paid $50 in the US for a filling.

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u/yyyyzryrd 2h ago

I paid £400 (uk) to have a tooth removed a few months ago. Still hurting from that.

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u/PurbulentTriest 2h ago

Cost me a quarter of that on Tenerife, including the follow up for stitch removal. Maybe it cost me less, I just remember it being cheaper to go there and get it done (we were there anyway). 

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u/AliBelle1 59m ago

It would've been £76.60 if you're ever lucky enough to get an NHS dentist. But most dentists are greedy and won't take on NHS patients, or they'll try and upsell you on private treatments.

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u/METRlOS 3h ago

Canadian here. It's about $200 for a filling, but 80% coverage is pretty common. Also discounts for children, so I think my childs one ended up costing about $20 Canadian ($14 USD).

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u/Old_Ladies 2h ago

Yup before I had insurance it was about $200 for a filing and $1200 for a root canal. I just had a dental cleaning and paid $2 and the Canada Dental Care Plan insurance covered the rest. I had a root canal and it was only about $300 with insurance.

Maybe they paid $400 USD because they had a dental emergency. I know that doubles the cost. An emergency dental filing could easily cost over $400 with xrays.

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u/Inevitable_Butthole 3h ago

Yeah you surprised Americans get ripped off? Wake up lmao

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u/FakeMikeScantlin 1h ago

Find a new place. You’re getting screwed. 

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u/NotTukTukPirate 3h ago

I paid £47 for a filling last week, on the NHS, here in England.

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u/CleanNorth3 2h ago

welcome to the real world (which has always existed outside the US)

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u/yzeerf1313 11m ago

Yup sounds about right. Got one a month ago, they billed insurance just under $400 and I had to pay $155 OOP.

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u/HighGainRefrain 10m ago

The USA, the only third world country where dentistry is more expensive.

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u/metageeek 3h ago

Welcome to the civilized world with our socialized healthcare.

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u/sunlightsyrup 3h ago

"Look! Look! Dad! Look!

You're not looking!!"

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u/swadezy 3h ago

That’s convenient your Dentist’s first name is Dentist and his Assistant’s are Dentist Assistants. Me is an interesting name too

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u/Fake_Hyena 2h ago

I fixed it

My Dentist is super chill and nice. He gives me great treatment and sometimes gives me fillings that would cost 80€ for free. We all call us by our first name (Me, the Dentist and his Dentist Assistants) and are just vibing. I would feel so much shame if I break something at his office for the sake of goofing around for a video.

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u/Jabbles22 3h ago

for the sake of goofing around for a video.

And why there and then? I am all for goofing around but there is a time and a place, this was neither.

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u/iEvanon 3h ago

Lol man its not same dentist dont take it personal.