r/cringereels • u/teriojecy • 6h ago

Walked up on the wrong car

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u/DaRealGladi8r 6h ago

😭 bro walked away from his wife after she caught a fade

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u/Naive_Personality367 5h ago

watch the whole thing, he went to his car to grab a tire iron or some other shit and go back in there

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u/DaRealGladi8r 5h ago

I saw that, but he needed to make sure she was OK before getting armed. He gave zero Fs about her

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u/Naive_Personality367 5h ago

true words. like it didnt even register in his brain lol

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u/JSTootell 5h ago

Could have reevaluated, decided that was dumb, and helped his woman back to the truck and retreated.

But...

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u/yellow251 3h ago

Better to leave her in the street than be a bitch; she might leave his weak ass for that. I guess?

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u/Phog_of_War 5h ago

He was pissed that the other guy was hitting g his wife this time and not him, like normal.

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u/you_slash_stuttered 2h ago

Exactly. When they get home she will probably catch a 2nd beating for trying to get another man's attention.

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u/Hash-82 5h ago

It was a hammer.
A fucking PINK hammer 🤣

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u/Naive_Personality367 5h ago edited 5h ago

oh shit. must be his lady's road rage hammer

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u/Canadatron 5h ago

with his limp wrists he's just going to hurt himself.

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u/ItsShuaYo 4h ago

He got his ass kicked well enough on round 1 I'd bet he still gets cleaned up even with a hammer as a weapon.

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u/MarionberryPlus8474 3h ago

He fell over while getting it out of his truck, his brain has been scrambled.

I could have sworn I saw this video about a month ago and it showed the guy with the hammer getting knocked out. Good riddance.

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u/cainhurstboy 4h ago

I would feel confident taking that guy w limp wrists and a hammer

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u/ItsShuaYo 3h ago

I respect that take honestly all he's gotta do is connect 1 time and it's a done deal. But he looks like he's never hit a man in his life until he got his ass whooped so I'm guessing he doesn't know what he's doing.

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u/pleasedonotredeem 1h ago

It's pretty hard to hurt someone with a hammer if they are stronger than you, unless you surprise them. A hammer is terrifying if the attacker is bigger and stronger, but it's not really going to even out an unfair fight.

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u/MoreCowbellllll 3h ago

Nah, he stole that hammer from a union tradesman. Painting tools pink can deter theft.

“Can”.

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u/ExtraKhlavKalash 1h ago

Well that just went from assault to aggravated assault.

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 5h ago

I don't care about the color, a hammer's a hammer, but he paid the Pink Tax for this one. Probably to ensure the toxic masculines won't steal it; smart.

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u/Pristine_Albatross36 5h ago

It's not pink. It's probably a Milwaukee hammer.

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u/TuorSonOfHuor 4h ago

So dude decided he’s all in and is going to prison over some minor traffic incident. Cool

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u/RackemFrackem 3h ago

That's a pry bar

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u/ShakeZula77 8m ago

Pink is just a color, settle down.

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u/Texas_Bill_2112 4h ago

I played it in slow motion and it was definitely an eggplant

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u/Bushiest_Beavor 5h ago

I really wish I could’ve seen part 2

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u/Vanessak69 5h ago

I need part 1 for that matter.

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u/BlackSquirrel05 5h ago

Probably an arrest record and court case out there for part 2.

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u/Am_Snarky 3h ago

While almost falling over cause he’s a little concussed

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u/TheKarenator 3h ago

His logic: This guy rocked me while I and my girl were at 100%. I am now at 50%, my girl is at 0%, and he is unharmed. I better go back and finish him off.

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u/mrhousee 3h ago

Where’s the full vid?

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u/Busy-Recognition-982 1h ago

There is a full video? Where?