r/humor • • 7h ago

Make it make sense

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u/onioning 7h ago

I'm zero percent here to evangelize, cause I'm zero percent religious. Just sharing the theology.

Satan doesn't torture people. Hell is not fire and brimstone. It is the absence of God, which is supposedly the worst torture possible. And it's "fair" because the people in hell chose to not be with god.

Scare quotes because that is a million miles from informed consent. Just sharing the traditional theology.

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u/SailorCredible 7h ago

I'm okay with no god because the god I grew up with is such a scary hypocrite. Meanwhile, Satan probably holds the best Lū'aus around!

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u/stevendidntsay 7h ago

Bro how long did it take you to spell luau like that?

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u/mallio 6h ago

On Android you just hold the u and you get all kinds of diacritics: ūüùûú (or 7)