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Hegseth Announces Elon Musk and Newt Gingrich Will Help Lead Military

https://youtu.be/2sSRf7VOCmQ?si=_tKwc5JMDha2LPZj
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u/Targetmaster 18h ago

This is not real life

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u/meelawsh 18h ago

This is America

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u/loot168 18h ago edited 18h ago

That my fellow Americans voted for this twice over two competent women is soul crushing. 

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u/Glonos 17h ago

People underestimate how religious conservative the average American is. It’s hard to understand when you are living in Western Europe or Australia, the religious zealots are a smaller sample of the population.

The America overall, the entire continent (except Canada) is a conservative religious majority. Go check the Latin American countries, check Brazil, check US, it all makes sense why Trump is in power.

The Latin community in US would rather vote him than someone progressive.

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u/JaZepi 17h ago

The difference between Canada and the US is education.

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u/Pug_wash 17h ago

And health care. People don't need to worry about the cost of an illness and it allows them to focus on other aspects of life

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u/JaZepi 17h ago edited 17h ago

I mean, yes, but education is key- the average American reads at a grade 6 level. Canada is the highest educated populace in the G7. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Gizmodod 17h ago

FYI our Healthcare system is being dismantled in the provinces of Alberta and Ontario. Ontario's system is being choked out and for profit companies are gobbling up fees. Its actually really really bad.

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u/TheLordBear 16h ago

Yup, by the two most conservative (and corrupt) provincial governments. I wish the Feds would take health care responsibility away from the provinces and standardize across the country.

Conservatism is a plague.

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u/Gizmodod 15h ago

This truly is a wild decade. The Warning signs have been up for 15 to 20 years but we choose to keep voting right

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u/Shykin 17h ago

No its morals. Plenty of my family are poorly educated. None of them support trump. Why? "He's mean". Thats all it takes, not accepting cruelty and caring about other people.

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u/therossboss 17h ago

Indeed it is. We've worked really hard over the last 50 years to ensure we have a country of good little christian boys and girls who don't have no need for learning about the world! Conservatives need an uneducated population.

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u/Saraphite 17h ago

Religion normalises authoritarianism

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u/ford310nm1 18h ago

I got the strap

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u/tre630 17h ago

i gotta carry em

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u/ginbooth 17h ago

Get these fuckers out asap. Midterms can’t come soon enough. Vote FFS!

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u/coljung 16h ago

lol they are going to try every single trick they can to steal as many seats as possible, and yell 'fraud' long enough until they figure out which ones to take.

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u/xeen313 18h ago

These are not serious people

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 17h ago

They seriously plan to get to the point where they can freely kill left wing citizens at their pleasure.

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u/redditismylawyer 17h ago

It’s perfect! Elon is a drug zombie and newts been dead for 20 years

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u/FittedSheets88 17h ago

At the very least, we learned that Republicans (and even some Democrats) should not be taken seriously ever again. Every principle to which they've cried foul, they've completely disregarded the past (Trump-led) years. If they ever complain about decorum, or respecting court of law and the boys in blue, we can tell them either "shut up" or "fuck you."

They haven't given any reason to receive or earn respect.

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 17h ago

should not be taken seriously trusted ever again

You definitely need to take this seriously. It's going to get worse.

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u/121gigawhatevs 18h ago

It’s the republican vision for America

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u/AlexTheGr8t 18h ago

The Republican Party are traitors selling out access to our taxpayer-funded government in order to destroy it from the inside out.

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u/PanchoVillasRevenge 17h ago

In order to enrich themselves, before shit hits the fan, ohh you thought that they cared about humanity

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u/therossboss 17h ago

Not once in my entire life have I thought that republicans cared about humanity.

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u/Pseudonym0101 15h ago

Or anything other than short-term personal enrichment, catastrophic consequences and atrocities be damned.

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u/NicolasCageFan492 18h ago

Here’s an appropriate quote by Dietrich Bonhoeffer, a Protestant leader of the German resistance who died in a concentration camp in Nazi Germany, speaking about the nature of stupidity and how it’s more dangerous than evil:

“Stupidity is a more dangerous enemy of the good than malice. One may protest against evil; it can be exposed and, if need be, prevented by use of force. Evil always carries within itself the germ of its own subversion in that it leaves behind in human beings at least a sense of unease.

Against stupidity we are defenseless.

Neither protests nor the use of force accomplish anything here; reasons fall on deaf ears; facts that contradict one’s prejudgment simply need not be believed — in such moments the stupid person even becomes critical — and when facts are irrefutable, they are just pushed aside as inconsequential, as incidental. In all this the stupid person, in contrast to the malicious one, is utterly self-satisfied and, being easily irritated, becomes dangerous by going on the attack.

For that reason, greater caution is called for than with a malicious one. Never again will we try to persuade the stupid person with reasons, for it is senseless and dangerous.

If we want to know how to get the better of stupidity, we must seek to understand its nature. This much is certain, that it is in essence not an intellectual defect but a human one. There are human beings who are of remarkably agile intellect yet stupid, and others who are intellectually quite dull yet anything but stupid. We discover this to our surprise in particular situations. The impression one gains is not so much that stupidity is a congenital defect but that, under certain circumstances, people are made stupid or that they allow this to happen to them. We note further that people who have isolated themselves from others or who live in solitude manifest this defect less frequently than individuals or groups of people inclined or condemned to sociability. And so it would seem that stupidity is perhaps less a psychological than a sociological problem. It is a particular form of the impact of historical circumstances on human beings, a psychological concomitant of certain external conditions. Upon closer observation, it becomes apparent that every strong upsurge of power in the public sphere, be it of a political or a religious nature, infects a large part of humankind with stupidity. It would even seem that this is virtually a sociological-psychological law. The power of the one needs the stupidity of the other. The process at work here is not that particular human capacities, for instance, the intellect, suddenly atrophy or fail. Instead, it seems that under the overwhelming impact of rising power, humans are deprived of their inner independence and, more or less consciously, give up establishing an autonomous position toward the emerging circumstances. The fact that the stupid person is often stubborn must not blind us to the fact that he is not independent. In conversation with him, one virtually feels that one is dealing not at all with him as a person, but with slogans, catchwords, and the like that have taken possession of him. He is under a spell, blinded, misused, and abused in his very being. Having thus become a mindless tool, the stupid person will also be capable of any evil and at the same time incapable of seeing that it is evil. This is where the danger of diabolical misuse lurks, for it is this that can once and for all destroy human beings.

Yet at this very point it becomes quite clear that only an act of liberation, not instruction, can overcome stupidity. Here we must come to terms with the fact that in most cases a genuine internal liberation becomes possible only when external liberation has preceded it. Until then we must abandon all attempts to convince the stupid person. This state of affairs explains why in such circumstances our attempts to know what “the people” really think are in vain and why, under these circumstances, this question is so irrelevant for the person who is thinking and acting responsibly. The word of the Bible that the fear of God is the beginning of wisdom declares that the internal liberation of human beings to live the responsible life before God is the only genuine way to overcome stupidity.

But these thoughts about stupidity also offer consolation in that they utterly forbid us to consider the majority of people to be stupid in every circumstance. It really will depend on whether those in power expect more from peoples’ stupidity than from their inner independence and wisdom.”

• ⁠Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Dietrich Bonhoeffer, Letters and Papers from Prison, ed. Christian Gremmels et al., trans. Isabel Best et al., vol. 8 of Dietrich Bonhoeffer Works (Minneapolis, MN: Fortress Press, 2010), 43–44.

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u/Gnurx 17h ago edited 26m ago

Bonhoeffer was an amazing man, willingly going to prision based on his beliefs. He wrote a beautiful poem to his wife, knowing that he would be killed. (Von guten Mächten wunderbar geborgen, erwarten wir getrost, was kommen mag.)

He did not die in a concentration camp, but was strung up like an animal on butcher’s hook, in a room designed to murder political opponents exactly like in a slaughterhouse. 

Fascism is just brutal disregard for anything. 

Edit: A few commentators question the validity of how Bonhoeffer was executed. You will not find any verifiable information about that, because the Nazis did not keep any documents about it, and any survivors were Nazis, who had no reason to put themselves into a bad light. You can only imply from general information, and there is plenty of proof that the cruelty was indeed ordered, and indeed by design. It is highly unlikely that Hitler's direct orders were not followed. I collected a few more reputable sources in a reply further down: https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1wulrkj/comment/pd9ai2x/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

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u/Jaedong69 7h ago

I don’t think that’s accurate. Bonhoeffer was executed at Flossenbürg concentration camp on 9 April 1945. The camp memorial says he was hanged in the courtyard of the detention building. I can’t find a reliable source for the claim that he was hung from a butcher’s hook in a slaughterhouse-like room. That sounds more like a confusion with Plötzensee prison, where executions using iron hooks are actually documented.

He was an amazing person nonetheless.

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u/Rubixcubelube 17h ago edited 16h ago

 In conversation with him, one virtually feels that one is dealing not at all with him as a person, but with slogans, catchwords, and the like that have taken possession of him.

Every time I hear someone parrot things like 'woke' 'radical left' or any other nonsense nickname given to zeitgeist by Donald (super idiocy) Trump, it makes me sick. It's the laziest possible ensheepening of the self.

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u/VWBug5000 16h ago

That’s exactly why he tries to create viral nicknames for all of his rivals. He understands how the public can be swayed by such trivial things

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u/ReadyStayReady 16h ago

He understands it the way a jellyfish understands how to migrate, its just an autonomous response to his environment that he lacks the ability to introspect on

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u/restrictednumber 16h ago

I think this is an interesting frame to look at it, though. This idea that a person has (maybe willingly) given up their internal independence and signed over their speech and actions to another person... It feels very reflective of the way seemingly "smart" people sometimes fall to Trumpism. Their intellect didn't fail, but instead their will to think independently against a tide of social pressure and 'convenient opinions' like scapegoating immigrants.

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u/Jaded_Celery_451 13h ago

It feels very reflective of the way seemingly "smart" people sometimes fall to Trumpism. Their intellect didn't fail, but instead their will to think independently against a tide of social pressure and 'convenient opinions' like scapegoating immigrants.

There's the modern media angle of it too. Before the rise of social media and MAGA, Fox News filled this void. It seems that the odds of getting someone to give up their internal independence just through focused propaganda may be low in any given moment, but it's not zero. So simply spamming focused propaganda all over the place, and getting people to hear enough it, is enough in many cases. Bonhoeffer was one of the few who could be immersed in an environment like that and still not internally swayed by it. But most people do not have that much internal strength, and modern media provides ways to pressure that internal strength in inhumanly consistent ways.

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u/snargeII 17h ago

Holy shit what a harrowing read. The parallelism of current times and nazis gets called quite often, and it kinda becomes easy to write it off, think its an overstatement, or an exaggeration. But damn if that doesnt sound right on for the situation today and describe exactly the interactions ive had repeatedly with those people. Something about history doomed to repeat it yada yada lol

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u/lonestar-rasbryjamco 17h ago edited 16h ago

The part of the parallelism that should terrify you is that he was hanged for these words and it really did take a literal liberation to fix the stupidity of the German people as he called it.

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u/ice_up_s0n 16h ago

Fuck that is terrifying.

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u/Cj_cruzz 16h ago edited 16h ago

I think it all comes down to the one psychological nature of humanity that has existed since the dawn of time which is survival. Tribalism as a survival mechanism is hardwired into the DNA of all primates across the entirety of history. Every conflict that has ever occurred can be simplified into an us vs them mentality.

Just think about it for one second, if our entire primate lineage depended on tribalism for survival, there was no such thing as being woke and stepping outside of your own tribe to join another. The tribalism survival mechanism places the needs, beliefs, and survival of your own group above everything else, i.e. the objective truth, individual critical thinking, and empathy for outsiders.

This survival mechanism transcends individual intellect and status. As far as stupidity, it doesn’t take much to foster and exploit this mechanism amongst those already in your respective group. A stupid man takes advantage of stupid people in the sense that they are incapable of overcoming a caveman mentality to think for themselves and the betterment of our species as a whole. Using and exploiting this mentality for yourself and others does not require intelligence because it is our default nature that is hardwired into our DNA.

Maybe perhaps that is why being woke is heavily criticized and looked down upon by these stupid people whom need to be liberated from their caveman tribalism.

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u/aboutchocolate 17h ago

i actually keep thinking like man thank god these people today are complete idiots. maybe....maybe not.

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u/apple__eater 17h ago

Wow.

History really does repeat.

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u/musical_entropy 17h ago

Pity the people who need to understand this the most are utterly incapable.

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u/machinegunke11y 16h ago

Because they need to be liberated not instructed? 

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u/LysolSaw 17h ago

Thank you for this, it was beautiful, enlightening, maddening, and most of all terrifying. We're truly in dark times.

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u/chased_by_bees 17h ago

Holy shit that's a great read.

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u/MixedBerryMango 17h ago

"The power of one needs the stupidity of the other."

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u/bsalvy 17h ago

Wow, what a excellent piece of writing. Condemning but understanding. He doesn't wholesale negate an entire country or it's people. He focuses of the social and psychological roots of stupidity not the assumption that someone is inherently stupid. Many people as well as the commentors in this thread, like to falsely believe, that because they are not born in America they are somehow excused from racism, ignorance and general stupidity. That birth in another place excerpts you from it. The people blinded by the roots of stupidity are our friends and loved ones. We must not fall into the urge to condemn and belittle. It's is a strong impulse that cannot overwhelm the love we have for them. One day we may find ourselves on the other end of that weapon of hate. We are all in this and we are all part of the problem. I always remind my kids that's it's OK to explore ideas and ways of doing things as long as you act in ways that doesn't make you internally cringe and you question the actions of people around you. Someday I hope that sinks in.

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u/sqirlee 17h ago

Damn, bro

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u/Zakal74 17h ago

Fantastic read. Thanks for sharing this.

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u/martymarquis 17h ago

Thanks this was cool

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u/Santos_L_Halper_II 17h ago

I always knew we could eventually slip into an authoritarian dystopia, I just never thought the people responsible would be such fucking wieners.

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u/zippazappadoo 17h ago

It was the same in nazi Germany. Nothing but the biggest losers can lead a country in this direction.

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u/UpperApe 14h ago

Kind of.

They didn't have the internet. Americans had every fucking warning sign and red flag and they ran through all of them. Because Americans just don't give a shit. All they want to do is watch tv, play with hobbies, and relax. Nobody wants to stand for their country.

One generation of cowards and illiterates to tear it all down. All of it. And now we're approaching a world war.

Because of one civilizations obsession with comfort and luxuries.

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u/snomeister 12h ago

Internet makes it so much easier for these dorks to bad-faith their way into power. People eat up MAGA Internet propaganda like no tomorrow.

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u/Fa1nan 11h ago

Germans also had every fucking warning sign. The pencil mustache guy wrote a fucking book on what he was going to do, had been to prison already for a coup attempt, and brownshirts were wildly known to roam the streets and beat up social democrats.

People voted for them anyway.

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u/-Rixi 17h ago

Its because its the biggest losers being assisted by outside/foreign powers

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u/billybobpower 13h ago

I'm mostly surprised how obedient americans are.

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u/seasamgo 18h ago

What in the actual fuck.

Every day I wake up and read the news the de-evolution into stupidity is worse. How is this real.

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u/goose_gladwell 17h ago

Idk why you are surprised shocked or stunned, this is par for the course… and buckle up because its not going to just stop

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u/iamofnohelp 18h ago

Newt still alive?

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u/PlagueOfGripes 17h ago

He's almost solely responsible for creating the binary political divide that started all this in the 90s. It doesn't surprise me that he would crawl out of his evil den.

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u/dark_bits 17h ago

Can you give us non americans a bit more context who this guy is and how did he orchestrate this divide?

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u/karmakarmachameleon7 17h ago

He was the Speaker of the House in the '90s and basically wrote the playbook for why American politics is so aggressively divided today. Before him, the two parties in Congress generally tried to compromise, but he flipped the script by treating politics like an all-out moral war. He famously sent out memos instructing Republicans to stop talking about policy differences and start attacking Democrats personally using words like "corrupt," "sick," and "pathetic." By using live television broadcasts to blast these angry attacks straight to voters at home, he eventually helped Republicans win control of Congress for the first time in 40 years, kicking off the era of brutal gridlock and government shutdowns we're still stuck with now.

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u/rectumrooter107 17h ago

And the only reason he could do that was because Reagan got rid of the FAIR act. 

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u/dark_bits 17h ago

Holy shit damn

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u/o_MrBombastic_o 17h ago

He also spearheaded the Clinton impeachment over the blow job while Newt was cheating on his wife who was in the hospital for cancer. He was reprimanded for lying to the house ethics committee (84 ethics charges) for his use of using tax exempt education foundations for hyper partisan political goals (fake right wing college courses) which made him the 1st speaker in history disciplined for ethical wrong doing, he ultimately resigned in disgrace 

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u/johnis12 16h ago

Jeezus... So a good chunk of the conservative playbook is attributed to this piece of shit?

How the hell is he still in politics?!? Honestly shouldn't be surprised...

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u/RsonW 16h ago

He hasn't been involved in politics for a long time because of the aforementioned disgrace

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u/fangsfirst 15h ago

This depends on how you define "involved in politics"
He's been aggressively involved in politics "from the outside"—as in, he hasn't held office (the point I believe you're making), but he's absolutely been present in political commentating, consulting, publishing, and the like

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u/WheelerDan 16h ago

He's also famous for making tapes that every republican listened to that basically taught them how to disguise one issue as another, really he's the father of organized American propaganda.

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u/katplasma 17h ago

It wasn’t just him… there were Reagan-era think tanks involved that paved the way, the death of the fairness doctrine (which enabled the birth of Fox propaganda, and other morally-bankrupt strategists like Roger Stone that were cutthroat cheaters, and regulatory capture, and Supreme Court decisions (e.g., citizens united) that made corporations = people so that they could use copious amounts of money to sway elections, and then social media—which had honest-ish beginnings but the CEOs learned that they could actively contribute to the downfall of democracy in order to rise as de facto rulers of the country. I could continue, but Gingrich was just a small shit stain on the way to full-blown oligarchy/plutocracy.

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u/PlagueOfGripes 17h ago

The jist of it is that he was speaker of the house from 95 to 99 and started the policy of "compromise is surrender." If the Republicans were outnumbered in votes, they would refuse to alter position until they got their way.

He also would regularly encourage his conservative peers to stop referring to opponents with respect and instead use evocative, emotional language and to describe opponents in terms of good and evil. Then he took these binary behaviors into TV and began platforming a stark divide between the political parties in an effort to paint votes as "all or nothing." Either you voted red 100% of the time, or you were a blood enemy.

American politicians used to be VERY different. Basically, the entire polarized, marketed approach to appeal to emotion and religion to create tribalized voting started because of him. People like Rush Limbaugh or Bob Grant didn't help, as they were the Joe Rogan's of their day.

Although really, all of that began specifically because Reagan got rid of the FCC Fairness Doctrine, back in 1987. No one had to fairly present leveraged, informed opinions anymore, so that created a new type of hyper polarized "news" that appealed primarily to appealing to people's desire to be right, not informed. It's similar to how online infospheres don't look for nuance, only blame, because their audience wants the emotional applause and validation that they're in the right. (American culture.)

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u/ranscot 17h ago

First he lead the drive with Karl rove to turn politics into infotainment personal politics

Dude is real piece of work he made one of his wives sigh divorce papers in her cancer death bed so he can hurry the marriage of his new mistress

Kid you not, he lead the house of representatives and turns our government from civil servants to Hollywood for ugly people

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u/ItsHowWellYouMowFast 17h ago

A true enemy of the people.

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u/Mypopsecrets 17h ago

After seeing zombie Mitch vote it doesn't surprise me

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u/podslapper 18h ago

That was my first reaction lol

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u/ForgedIronMadeIt 17h ago

Reminder: Newt Gingrich was cheating on his cancer-stricken wife while leading the charge against President Bill Clinton for cheating on his wife. Party of family values!

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u/insanelygreat 8h ago

And who succeeded Newt Gingrich? Serial child molester Dennis Hastert, the longest serving Republican Speaker of the House in history.

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u/Keikobad 18h ago

China loving this

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u/DailyUnderFlow 17h ago

Everyone who hates America and wants to see it fall is loving this.

I guarantee you there are Americans who hate America that voted Republican specifically because they knew Republicans would fuck everything up and remove democracy from America completely. Everyone sane who pays attention saw this coming decades ago.

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u/JonBoyWhite 17h ago

Right as he's firing 20% of the generals and admirals? Fucking dangerous shit is afoot.

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u/Pawneewafflesarelife 16h ago

And purging blue state judges.

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u/snomeister 12h ago

They are going to kill Americans in a false flag operation to justify suspending the election. Calling it.

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u/fungiz 14h ago

The Paul brothers are going to be promoted to generals.

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u/JohnnyBoy11 17h ago

And as he's getting rid of appointed civilians in the military...oh, the irony

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u/CankleDankl 18h ago

This'll go over great for the november elections

Actually that's probably the entire reason they're doing it. Put someone back under Elon's desk so he'll happily be a yes man for Trump again and run the propaganda machine on sXitter

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u/Izoliner 17h ago

They don’t care about the election, they already announced that a big chunk of the higher-ranking army leaders will be ousted before mid-terms. Meaning only those that will comply with Trump will remain to avoid any coup.

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u/ivan420 17h ago

Avoid or ensure?

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u/SwordfishOk504 15h ago

I think it's less about a coup to hold onto power (although maybe!) and might be more about just completely gutting the US's ability to project strength for its interests and its allies interests, much less defend itself domestically.

I don't think Trump's goal is to hold onto the US, I think his goal is to burn down the entire concept of the US as any sort of functional democracy on his way out the door to some remote island.

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u/EricSanderson 16h ago

I wonder if Elon is gonna recommend that the military pay Elon a lot of money

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u/MirandaScribes 12h ago

Yeah gee I wonder

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u/Trelyrien 15h ago

Don’t forget, Elon confirmed hours before pretty much anyone that trump won. This is about cheating.

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u/simplethingsoflife 17h ago

A foreign citizen controls our military now?!?!

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u/roboabomb 15h ago

No, no no no. An illegal alien controls our military now.

Remember, Mushbrain falsely entered the country on a student visa used as a pretext to get PayPal started.

A crime that was left unpunished and overlooked once he had made his initial fortune and petitioned for citizenship.

And we've been paying for that particular little whoopsie ever since.

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u/Beneficial-Object977 13h ago

He didn't start PayPal. He had a competing digital payment processor that was wildly unsuccessful. but PayPal acquired his business because they thought it must be doing something right when in reality it was just a veneer propped by venture capital from his dad and friends.

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u/GrimEastwood 17h ago

This intentional destruction of line of command is an act of treason.

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u/Blackenhaugen 16h ago

Congrats. You have an actual seig-heiling white supremacist making military decisions for your country now.

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u/Monday_Jeff 16h ago

His racism is less worrying than the fact that as soon as he and his DOGE schmucks gained control of the various government systems they were immediately accessed by unknown accounts from Russia.

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u/999_hh 16h ago

Elon Musk too

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u/zeuseason 18h ago

Elect a clown, get a circus.

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u/mr_chip 17h ago

Elect a rapist, get fucked.

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u/Kitakitakita 17h ago

Why do we have a foreign actor leading the military?

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u/RoyalCities 17h ago

Because you have a foreign actor leading your country.

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u/Khaldara 17h ago

Also Newt Gingrich, who basically single handedly killed bipartisanship in American politics. This entire administration is like the Super Friends if it was comprised of the biggest pieces of shit to ever consume oxygen

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u/jamodude 18h ago

Fucking clown shoes, all of them

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u/J_P_Freely 18h ago

Newt Gingrich? He's not dead??

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u/Smallwhitedog 15h ago

He's 83, so too young to serve in the US Senate.

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u/exsisto 16h ago

This is the most ridiculous administration in the history of our country. It’s a South Park episode every week.

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u/Hippyedgelord 16h ago

Seriously Matt Stone and Trey Parker have their work cut out for them

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u/legit-a-mate 15h ago

Remember when Elon musk tried to help those kids escape that deadly cave but was narrowly shy of that, how he instead got angry and offended over the real heroes asking him to take a step back and let those knowledgeable of a rescue do their job? And while they underwent the rescue attempt (which was successful) he beset on an individual publicly labelling him a ‘pedophile’ implying an ulterior motivation to get to those kids? Does anyone else remember Elon musk, associated with the utter most shameful Epstein document comprising of jeffstein repulsively denying a gruesome and unreasonably hype Elon musk email fiending for the wildest night possible on the island that a jet with a moniker alluding to minors being sex trafficked served as the ‘express’ line for pedophiles by quickly handing it off to his equally vile groomer girlfriend to swat away?

Hey it’s sorta weird what you’re doing over there guys, just personally we avoid giving those kinds guys any freedom, let alone several billion dollars worth and what might be the most important unrestricted and unchained military contract to date

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u/Awkward_platypus_ 17h ago edited 17h ago

I don’t even know how to deal with this shit anymore. We all work to survive but they take 30% of our paychecks because how else can the fund the American concentration camps, line their pockets, run pro-Trump ads, bomb schools, enforce trump’s personal army, murder law abiding citizens, and on and on and on and on of insane, blatant corruption in our faces. I have 2 toddlers and have to watch their futures burning and just worry about IF they even actually have a future now. It’s fucking absurd and heartbreaking. The dumbest motherfuckers alive are backed by the evilest motherfuckers alive and we’re barreling towards another election with pathetic hope that maybe a few people can gain the power to help us, all while knowing deep down that we’re completely fucked and the only way out is for our country to crumble so much that it doesn’t exist anymore.

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u/TheRexRider 18h ago

Pete should do everyone a favor and get fragged. Take Elon with him.

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u/Philly514 17h ago

A country that hates immigrants is cool with a South African/Canadian interfering with their military. Make it make sense.

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u/MrValdemar 17h ago

Money, pedophilia blackmail, and Russian and Israeli agents destroying America from within.

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u/Linus-is-God 18h ago

Military industrial grift. This is what Eisenhower warned us about.

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u/MrFiendish 17h ago

I shudder to think that the only thing keeping America suffering a massive attack on American soil will be the unpredictability of Trump’s retort. We are so vulnerable right now.

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u/TalentedHostility 17h ago

This IS the attack on American soil

Musk got away with DOGE- now he is back for the toys

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u/Hector_P_Catt 16h ago

No one needs to attack the US right now, the government is doing a fine job of destroying the country as it is.

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u/Mean_Joe_Greene 15h ago

Yo America, wtf are y’all doing?

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u/quequotion 15h ago

Testing the limits of incompetence.

We haven't found any yet.

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u/patts19 17h ago

Holy fuckin shit this is a cartoon. What an absolute embarassment. Complete collapse of the United States.

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u/CalvinandHobbes811 17h ago

So this is the bargaining chip they’re giving Elon to have him rig the elections

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u/GiraffeandZebra 17h ago

This most egregious part of this is the unnamed in the title third leader of this "initiative" - Palmer Luckey, the literal founder of Anduril Technologies, a defense contractor who has built their entire portfolio around products with a healthy share of vaporware and pixie dust and enough cowboy engineering to have major security concerns.

A military contractor and a tech oligarch are now steering the US military. The sellers deciding what products will be bought.

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u/Ohnezone 17h ago

Crickets from Congress as usual...

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u/iwanttokillyoufirst 17h ago

As a Canadian I feel bad for the American people. But I am very glad we are distancing ourselves from you as trading partners. And socially. And I will not set foot in your country until the craziness stops.

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u/mycatisblackandtan 17h ago edited 17h ago

As an American most of us (at least the ones without cousin fucking somewhere in their ancestry) support you staying away. Please do what you can to protect yourselves. Hell, please stay away for awhile even after we hopefully get a handle on this. Because the Trump administration has DEEPLY embedded these sorts of people into every level of the government and our opposition party has shown a deep unwillingness to root them out when possible.

You guys go thrive. We need to stumble in the dirt and muck of our own choices for awhile until a reckoning comes. (And to my fellow Americans who want to say 'I didn't vote for this' - neither did fucking I. But I'm still responsible for my fucking country and understand it's been sick for centuries. The only people who can fix it is ourselves. We can't fucking keep offloading that responsibility to our neighbors..)

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u/jcned 17h ago

Man, when I was much younger I had a hunter alt character in World of Warcraft and named my pet Newt Gingrich. I knew nothing about politics at the time, I just thought it was a funny name that I heard in the news. Anyway, I fear that doing that may have set the events in motion that has led to this. I'm sorry everyone.

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u/Giffdev 17h ago

You Newt what you were doing

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u/lbiggy 17h ago

When the fuck are the military going to circumvent this administration?

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u/derprondo 16h ago

You are watching them ensure that doesn't happen in real time.

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u/katplasma 17h ago

Elon musk thought that you could make a submarine to save the Thai soccer team. He’s a fucking moron. So yeah, we’re in great hands 🫠

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u/LordRobin------RM 17h ago

And when told “no thanks”, he had a conniption, called the guy in charge of the rescue a “pedo”, then tried to build the submarine anyway, just to show them. The result was this cylinder that in no way would have worked. Then he quietly forgot about it.

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u/mega386 16h ago

I assume most Republicans dont know Elon is from Africa.

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u/domusvita 16h ago

“Yeah, but the good Africa.” - tons of republicans

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u/XT-421 15h ago

Aren't they both neonazis or something? Or is that like the point?

Either way this is damn insane.

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u/themadpants 17h ago

Musk being pulled back in right before the midterms. Not surprising at all. Just in time to use Military technology to influence the election? Hmmmmm

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u/rizzyrogues 17h ago

Autonomous warfare command lmao, I will take a Terminiator style apocalypse at this point over these bozos being in power.

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u/SpontaneousDream 18h ago

It's mind boggling to see the US empire/military collapse in real time

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u/DocJawbone 17h ago

Carved up and served like the Thanksgiving turkey to private interests

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u/Secret-Sqrl 17h ago

Is Newt even still alive?
And nobody, I mean nobody, wants Elon Musk leading any part of the US government ever again, much less the military.
Was Hegseth very drunk, or did he just pick the two guys with the weirdest first names?
Those are two guys with ZERO military qualifications.

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u/geardownson 16h ago

What 90 percent of reddit doesn't know it's that the whole premise of shock politics started with Newt Gingrinch. He fostered the ideas that took hold many years later. His base premises were. He admits it years later.

1) Tell as many outrageous lies as you can get recognized for. Doesn't matter if true or not. For the 10 million that heard it and believe it there may be less than 1 million hear you say you were wrong or where a news agency proves it wrong.

2) Get in front of many cameras as you can to spread your misinformation. All the time. More media? More popularity.

This all led to lawmakers that refuse to reach across the isle. Why be peaceful? Why have decorum? BORING!

This led to Taylor, Bobert, Trump ect.

Shocking sells and gets votes.

Go ahead! Be a Nazi! Be a antisemitic! Be a bigot! Tell people the others want to destroy it all and murder you...

Had a coworker come in one day with all his guns in the truck. He said liberals were roaming NC and killing people... This was in 2013... People been stupid for years .

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u/Rubixcubelube 17h ago

Americans need to stop paying taxes. Your government is no longer your government.

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u/Dchama86 15h ago

That would require class solidarity. Something Americans are deathly allergic to.

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u/Diem480 17h ago

Great news, taxes are collected automatically the majority of the time. So we can't

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u/See_youSpaceCowboy 17h ago

Newt Gingrich?

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u/HolyHotDang 17h ago

He retired from office in 1999. He’s 83 years old. This is so stupid.

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u/Live-Habit-6115 9h ago

I thought he was dead 

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u/gmapterous 17h ago

I think it's time to call the House back into session to immediately impeach this clown.

Everyone, call your reps RIGHT NOW

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u/Majestic-Volume9996 17h ago

The Republican party feels like some sort of mass, organized troll job against anyone with an IQ higher than a fossilized turd.

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u/weare_thefew 17h ago

They intend to never give up power.

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u/ZedFraunce 17h ago

We're dead.

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u/kettal 18h ago

Military is about to be as successful as DOGE was

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u/Diplomat_of_swing 17h ago

They are gonna use the military to dispute the midterms.

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u/Tarijeno 18h ago

I was going to make a jokey "Did Palmer Luckey show up to this government announcement dressed like a weed dealer?" comment, but he literally did.

Talk about a nightmare blunt rotation.

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u/fullmetalsunit 17h ago

I always look at the US and fear aus will go down the same route because we have a bunch of cnts thinking cultural war is important than everything else.

And these politicians will sell the country to billionaires to make a some bucks.

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u/Retro1989 16h ago

This sequel to Idiocracy isn't as funny.

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u/LochNessMansterLives 16h ago

We really going to let a South African ketamine addict help run our military? What the fuck planet is this?!

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u/bigpix 16h ago

The top line mission of all department Secretaries is to destroy their departments. If not completely, break them as hard as you can.

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u/Turn-up-your-mind 18h ago
  • We're Doomed..!

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u/EaringaidBandit 18h ago

I told my father in 2016 that the election of Trump was the end of “Pax Americana”. Every fucking day it’s been more and more accurate

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u/gingeropolous 18h ago

I'm gonna just assume this is the onion and move on with my life

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u/direwolf08 17h ago

What. the. actual. fuck.

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u/EnigmaSpore 16h ago

This is exactly what you rubes voted for. Enjoy the 🤡 show

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u/crazy_aussie 18h ago

Go USA
Speed run to collapse

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u/paperboy82 17h ago

Again, thanks a lot republicans. Hope y’all are happy.

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u/Elementium 17h ago

Oh yeah? Military? Where you at? You know that whole oath to defend america and the constitution? 

Any day now. 

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u/Allokit 17h ago

Newt Gingrinch is still alive?

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u/FunBat3746 17h ago

So what you’re telling me is that USA’s military is the weakest and most divided it’s ever been in modern times. We are most certainly at our most vulnerable point in modern history. This drunk just lost a war after changing the name to department of war, so he calls in Elon Musk? Put Prison Pete in Gen Pop already. November can’t come soon enough!

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u/seedless0 18h ago

"Haha! The enemies can't know what we are going to do if we don't know what we are doing!"

"Cool. Who are the enemies?"

"We don't know."

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u/wwarnout 17h ago

I can't think of many better reasons why this shouldn't be the reason Hegseth is impeached. This is beyond idiotic.

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u/Kamp13 17h ago

This is not the answer to how the DOD could be worse under Sec. Kegsbreath I was expecting. 

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u/Have_A_Jelly_Baby 17h ago

Why not add Dr Claw and Boss Hogg and Darth Vader and Megatron and Dr Evil and The Joker and Anton Chigurh and King Joffrey and Homelander while we're at it.

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u/RaoulRumblr 16h ago

TIL Newt Gingrich is still kickin'.

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u/whatsinthesocks 17h ago

I didn't even know Newt was still alive.

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u/pope_rickles 17h ago

Wow here comes Elon again conveniently when it’s time to vote

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u/isaidbeaverpelts 17h ago

Can’t tell what’s an onion article vs real life anymore around here sheesh

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u/KinglerKong 17h ago

Sometimes these decisions feel like they’re being made so that the SNL writers can have an easy week

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u/AjentOranje 16h ago

Really pulling out all the stops to sabotage the GOP.

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u/thisbechris 18h ago

I know the R word isn’t good to say or PC, but I’m sincerely struggling to find something more fitting.

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u/nightofgrim 17h ago

I think Republican is very fitting here.

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u/aquagardener 17h ago

I hate this life. I wish people were just good. I miss who we were before 2016. 

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u/SNARA 17h ago

The downfall of the US

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u/tiffsrae 17h ago

Oh this is just.....there are no words for how stupid this is

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u/Dav82 17h ago

If I'm embarrassed as an American with this announcement.

I can't imagine how Happy are enemies are with this announcement .

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u/teh0utsider86 17h ago

Dumbest country in the world

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u/BootyMcSqueak 17h ago

So, basically, Hegseth is too inept to lead the military on his own that he’s enlisting the help of an oligarch and a geriatric douche canoe. We can’t be serious.

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u/OldMaidButler 15h ago

I've died and gone to hell. How'd u guys get here?

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u/WoozyMaple 18h ago

These dipshits are going to have Ai launch nukes

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u/DisenfranchisedCynic 17h ago

A non-citizen and a Russian asset walk into a cabinet…

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u/freddyquell 17h ago

We live in hell

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u/timmy6591 17h ago

Quintessential kakistocracy.

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u/auriem 17h ago

These guys are putting the onion out of business.

Everybody warned you America, the signs were there and you elected complete idiots anyway.

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u/Kinda_ShouldaSorta 17h ago

Alien life, anytime you want to step in here. Not sure what you're waiting on...we're about to brick earth.

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u/diprivan69 17h ago

Yall, this is the bad place.

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u/wytedevil 16h ago

they really are selling America to the tech bros

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u/trebuchetwarmachine 16h ago

Wow. Russia won.

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u/AnalllyAcceptedCoins 16h ago

Surely the guy that fucked up DOGE then quietly slithered away won't fuck up the military then quietly slither away

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u/BonkHits4Jesus 15h ago

He didn't fuck up DOGE, it did exactly what it was meant to do, install backdoors, exfil sensitive data, kill poor people, and make life worse in blue states.

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